Why You'd REGRET Being Marco Polo's Assistant

Get early episodes & bonus perks on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianYou thought it would be an adventure. A once-in-a-lifetime journey with history’s most famous explorer. Instead, you got dysentery in Bactria, frostbite in the Hindu Kush, and camel spit in your only blanket. From Venetian docks to Mongol palaces, watch as you survive (barely) the greatest overland expedition of the 13th century — while Marco Polo takes all the credit.In this slow, immersive, darkly funny historical sleep story, you’ll trudge across deserts, puke in marketplaces, hallucinate in tents, and witness the grandeur of Kublai Khan’s court — all from the most underpaid and over-traveled position imaginable.Perfect for winding down, passing out, or existentially questioning your travel choices.🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep ToolsLooking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend:• Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy• Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f• Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE• Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn• Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu• White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTwThese are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy.