WIDK 1-39: Suckle a Velvet Gherkin

Be warned, there's a lot of potty humor this week. Like, more than normal. Just a heads up. <h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h5> In a thermonuclear bomb, there's a small detonation charge that is used to begin the chain reaction that causes the brunt of the damage. This segment was the chain reaction for the rest of this week's disaster. The crew discusses fellatio. <h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h5> Pillow talk is hard. We get it. Nothing kills the mood like a poorly named member, and we aim to fix that going forward. Tune in for what NOT to call it, as well as a brilliant revelation that will shape the future of bedtime banter until the end of time. <h5>Lulu's Viewer Reviews:</h5> This one technically ISN'T dirty. At least, not the same kind of dirty that plagues the rest of this week's episode. Lulu just wants to help you clean up your mouth, whilst simultaneously cleaning up the environment. Do so at your own risk. <h5>Mulch's News Garden:</h5> Picture this: you're stranded in the woods. Surrounded by snow. It's just you, your trusty dog, two packets of Taco Bell "Fire Sauce" and the great outdoors. You have to survive for five days. What do you do? Mulch breaks down how one man made this happen and lived to tell the tale. Badvertisements: Yard Buy - Meader Funky Frank's Euthanization Clinic - Matt Drew Speckled Peckers - WIDK Real Promotion:Unqualified Networks Podcast Tune in to Forrest James, Suprenant, Nate, and Carlo as they discuss everything from trending news to video games. They're hilarious and wild and we love their show. You will too! <h4>We need your submissions! Send us stuff at [email protected], and leave voicemails at (304)566-WIDK.</h4> Any featured music used by permission directly from the artist(s). All other music from the Youtube Creator library, licensed free, non-attribution. Check out our networks: Podcast NH and The Scavengers Network!