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Okay, give it to me by the Bar State Sports. Welcome to part of my take today is Monday, May 1st and Hank. We should probably just start with you. Hank, the floor is yours.
Hank, P.F.T. is not saying anything. I want to say that the Bruins even was not affiliated. I'm trying to say that Hank, first of all, I'm sorry for your loss.
I had the floor. I was well, I didn't want you to dance with me. Hank, we should usually introduce what we're talking about. You always remind people to do that.
So I'm just trying to be helpful. Yeah, but go ahead. The Bruins lost in heartbreaking fashion after being the President's cup trophy winner they had the most wins in NHL history this year. And I think we said before the series started, it would be a colossal failure, anything less than Stellbluecoffee.
This was a lot less than Stellbluecoffee. You lost in the first round to Jake's Florida Panthers. Ty Hark, Jake. Jake with a really, really very polite celebration.
Almost too polite when you won. So Hank, the floor is yours. How do you feel about your Boston Bruins being the biggest chokers in the history of the NHL? Yeah, I want to use the Giannis quote and say that it's not a failure.
It's just steps to success. But I don't know how we can say that. That was a complete abject failure. It just hurt a lot, especially at the end of the game.
Bergeron was going through the teammate handshake line and hugging everyone. It seemed like that might be his last, you know, it could be it for him. They've had an unbelievable run for the last, I don't even know, over 10 years, since 2011. And they had their best team of all time this year.
It felt like this was going to end. They made it to game seven and Stanley Cup a couple of years ago, lost that. This felt like it was going to be a great end of the era championship run. Most points of all time, most wins of all time.
It would be the best team of all time. The President's cup, they got the goalie cup, whatever the fuck that was, pasta got the scoring cup, whatever the fuck that's called. Yeah, yeah. It's the downside of sports fandom because you sit there and you grind with them all year long and you watch all these wins and you think it's a magical ride and then it gets cut short and it's like unfinished business.
And obviously, you know, I am a Bruins die heart. I know it's been seven games. I didn't see this team as the best team of all time, but I think I was saying, as far as I could tell, this is the this team's not that good. Yeah, this was not the team that people watched in the regular season.
Yeah. It's all right. So I got spins on for you, Hank, because I'm, you know, that's it. So I mean, there's game seven playoff hockey.
There's nothing like it in sports game seven playoff hockey over time. It is the cruelest thing in all sports. It is the feeling you get when you lose a game seven, I was saying to Fidelberg, you know, in between periods, I was like, dude, even like the Black Hawks runs, like I still can visualize the Kings in 2014 beating the Black Hawks and over time in game seven, the Western Conference final, the puck like bouncing in and being like, wait, it's over? There's nothing like you just, you sit there and be like, how is it over?
Like keep this game going. This is not fair. There's nothing like it in sports, but Hank, I have something to cheer you up. One is presence, you know, coach, sorry, excuse me, presence cup trophy like that.
This happens. This happens a lot. And you could just word for word, which I think you should do right now live while we're taping just copy and paste the Tampa Bay Lightning tweet from 2019 when they had the best record in the NHL and they got swept by the blue jackets in the first round for people don't remember it. The Tampa Bay Lightning main account tweeted this right after we don't have any words and we know you don't want to hear them.
We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness, everything you're feeling we get it. This isn't the ending we imagined and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way. You guys just tweet that.
Let everyone know you're there for them. I'm not there for that. You got way bigger business to go. Honestly, and this is where it's, you know, boss people like Mike and Madamix obviously I'm a die-hard Bruins fans, but I am more of a die-hard Celtics fan.
This is bad for Celtics. This is like as a city as a whole, you're both, you know, top seeds. You got to put the pressure on the early rounds and the fact that the Bruins lost it almost kind of like sets the tone of like anything can happen and that's not what you want to be. You want to be a city champions?
You want to be, you know, the powerhouse? Everyone's going to stay in the cup finals. Everyone's going to be a championship. They had a lead that looked like, you know, they had a chance to empty net pasta fucking got that goal.
He had, he scored the overtime goal. It got so lucky hit the goal. Like stick when he wasn't even trying to block it. That's safe.
But it wasn't. Okay. It was an accidental save. Yeah, but I'm going to say he was just in really good position.
And you can say that it's the curse of Bobrovsky too. Sergei Bobrovsky, the goaltender for this Florida Panthers team is also the goaltender for the Columbus Blue Jackets when they beat the Tampa Bay lightnings whose statement Hank is about to crib right now word for word. Now we should address Hank the NHL rig conversation because it seems like there was a script that needed to be followed at the end of this game with a minute left, actually just over a minute left. That's about a minute five left.
You can see the score back on the screen. The score bug updated. It said goal Florida Panthers tie ball game three, three. Yeah, right at the end.
It was about five seconds before the actual goal was going to score. It was like 20 seconds. We were on the live stream. I was like, why did it goal just flash and everyone was like, wait, I didn't see that.
It was one second. You can watch it back clear as they they updated the score before the puck went in. So, really makes you think on that. And now if you are a Leafs fan out there and before this game Hank, I told you I tweeted this out just for the record that I wanted the Bruins to win because you want to beat the best if you want to be the best, you know, no easy ways out.
I didn't want the Panthers. I wanted Hank. I think all Toronto would back me up on that. They were saying we want Florida.
But I think what they were really saying, they were trying to reverse chinks themselves into saying that we want the Bruins. That also, just to defend Toronto for a second, there was also a clip where they said we want Boston. They were just, yeah, yeah, right. They were getting both.
And then the one obviously saying we want Florida got put out there. We got to say, I want to go through Hank to get to get to the Stanley Cup finals. Yeah. I just want to say what's worse, regular season success and then losing all in the Super Bowl with the 18-1 Patriots season or this Bruins collapse?
Good question. Good question. If you found upsets almost worse than getting all the way to the end. It's definitely the Super Bowl.
Are you thinking right now? No. I don't know. I mean, this was the greatest play in the whole time.
But it's, but that was, that was an upset. This is a collapse. This happens in hockey. This is not like, I'm not just trying to make a one game.
I'm not trying to make Hank feel better. This is not on the same level as in the walking box. This is not on the same level as a one seed losing 16. This happens every few years.
Like, I mean, they'll take a lightning. We're the best team in hockey. They got swept in the first round. I think they added a couple of years ago.
I don't think Hank was thinking about the answer. Hank was thinking about how he wanted to kill Billy. Like what method he was going to use to kill in that moment. But I disagree with the big cat.
I think this is worse than the Bucks. Just because the Bruins, yes. Because the Bruins were the best hockey team of all time. But they also, that also was a record that is hard.
Like the Red Wings in the 90s had a better record if they had ties back then. So I mean, it's also, it's like the Golden State Warriors when they had the best record in the NBA. If they were to lose in the first round, that would be worse than the Bucks losing in the first. I just think it happens a lot in hockey.
Like it does happen more often than the, like it just happens a lot in hockey. So I don't, like it's, it's just not, it's, there's precedent for it. It happens, it seems like every couple of years they showed the graphic. The last time a team had the best record and won the Stanley Cup is only back to 2013.
So it tells you like the, the volatility of the NHL playoffs. Yeah, and I think it's like back to 2007. It's only, I think there've only been one maybe two Stanley Cup champions that also won the President's Cup trophy, which I love that we just go back and forth all the time. And now we're just saying President's Cup trophy.
I don't know if it's the President's Cup. The President's Trophy, we just say both on the show. Because it's because it's the cup. It's because it's the cup.
Because it's the cup. Don't forget the goalie cup. I know what you're saying. Like you flash back to the moments when you've watched playoff hockey, when your team has been involved in these overtime games.
And in the moment it feels, it doesn't feel fun at all. It just feels like you're on the edge of your seat. But I do miss that sensation. When you're watching playoff hockey, it's, it's so fun to watch, but you really wish you involved somehow to feel the emotions.
It's like, it's like pouring in that way. Absolutely. And it really is, it is like the overtime in, in game seven. There's just no feeling like it because you just sit there.
If you lose in a game seven overtime, you sit there just staring at the TV. Like, how is it over right now? How is this finished? Like they have to be, they have to play more.
It's not fair. And you go through all the emotions that it's hard to replicate in any other sport. You know, other than like maybe Joe Carter's walk off in the world series. Like that's, there's, there's not a lot that can replicate that feeling.
But it's so different in hockey too because the game is so fluid that anything can happen at any given time. Whereas if you're watching baseball, you know, okay, this next pitch could be a home run. When, when your team's not up to bat, you're like, okay, now's the time we have to prepare myself. In hockey, it's just like 30 seconds swings, 15 seconds swings back and forth, back and forth.
I'm curious to know, Jake, you are a very gracious winner. You've got a history of being a gracious winner on the show. Is there anything that you'd like to say after this resounding victory? He was, he was just causing a C.
Yeah, no, it was, it was a crazy series. I'm happy for the diehard panther fans that I know at home. I'm obviously not one of them, but they don't get this feeling often. So it's crazy.
But can I make, yeah, go ahead. Can I make a suggestion in the spirit of NHL playoffs? And this is the one thing that we love the most about the sport is the handshake line after every series. I think we should do it part of my take hand shake line.
Oh, right now. Hank and Jake. Yeah, please. To honor the boys and kids.
Please. Have a handshake. Handshake on guys. Come on.
Do it. Do it. Hank, Jake. Ready to go.
Hank took off his, oh, Hank took off his hat and then Jake went in for the hug. Hank, he shun the hug. Not one. Hey, Jake line, Jake.
Oh, sometimes a hug. Sometimes a hug. Yeah. Going back to your guys debate.
Who are the teams that sparked it? This playoff season. Yeah, that's true. Florida runs the world.
South Florida giant killers. Yeah, they are. They are a fifth giant. Yeah, and Miami.
Eight seats. All right. So any last word, Hank? Patris Bergeron, honestly, it's sticking with me.
It's super sad. It's been in the burns 20 years. It feels like he should have won more than one cup. He's just been so good for so long.
And the fact that he's retired is super, super sad. Yeah. One little footnote on this game, the Leafs have the Bruins first rounder. So that's kind of crazy that the Bruins lost and the Leafs kind of got a double win.
Just if you're like a hockey, if you're a real puck boy. If you're just looking at the draft as well. You've got one eye on the draft, one eye on the playoffs. Always.
People think it's easy being a boss and fan. It's like it's just not. Shut the fuck up, Hank. That was a devastating loss.
Yeah, PFT. It was. I agree. I agree.
I've been there. I've been there. I've watched the Leafs game seven at home too. I mean, I was thinking of the playoffs as a game.
I've watched the playoffs. Now it's the playoffs. Or tonight, as we're taping this tonight, it has. That's the favorite to win the NBA.
But that's pressure. That's what I was saying. I know. But there's some nice solace in that that you can go right to the next thing.
I know. But the Sixers, man, they're. Oh man. Alright.
We'll get to the wiggle room. I understand that. It's like, OK, you already lost all your margin for error. Now, if one team loses, you're done with all the playoffs.
I will stand in and say shut the fuck up, Hank. Any time you say how tough it is to be a Boston sport, man. And I've watched the Bruins lose game 7 and I just watch the best team of all time. Yeah, but I'm just saying Yeah, I think watch as many teams lose championships as you have Hey, you watch a Patriots win two Super Bowls three over the Rams and 28 to three the biggest Super Bowl come back of all time Yeah, we I was talking about the bad stuff Right, so everyone do you know if you're listening this right now, please say a prayer for Hank Lockwood.
Thank you He's trending on Twitter right now, which is very funny. I didn't look into it It was 10,000 tweets then it's just said Twitter trend Hank Sometimes I'll try another random day and it's because Tiger Woods like hit a random golf shot in his house in Florida doesn't matter Hank was trending. Okay, let's talk some other sports. Let's talk some other game 7s Steph Curry put on Maybe the best playoff performance he's ever had 50 points game 7 against the Kings never been done in a game 7 in the NBA playoffs Which is not?
Incredible incredible series incredible game from Steph the Warriors are marching on I I mean that was we're so lucky To get to watch stuff. I was thinking about it, right like we had the a few years ago where we had a nitpick Steph Curry and we came up with it He chooses his mouth card weird that was the only thing we could find that we really like didn't like about him I don't like sure like he is an incredible Player obviously time people are saying top 10 all-time now I wouldn't disagree with that But I and I know I might be the minority here because I think there's a lot of Warriors for Teague Especially if one of your teams has played them in a finals or on the way to a finals I still love watching the Warriors play basketball and I still love watching Steph Curry like I don't I have no hate for him whatsoever And I was watching that game today being like we're so lucky to get to watch a guy like this play basketball Because you can't you can't say anything about him You can't say that the refs give him calls you can't say that he plays a cheap style of basketball You can say that he ruined basketball because now every kid wants to be Steph Curry and they're hugging three from the logo And that's how the games played right now But you can't say that Steph Curry isn't one of the all-time greats to watch There's really nothing about his game that you can pick apart and be like oh actually He's not that good you put him on this team and he's suck no you put Steph Curry on any team and they would be an instant contender and 50 points The game 7 cemented we've got the return of the return. He already cemented it. Yeah, well in my opinion big cat We've got come up right now is a legacy series.
Yes, we've got LeBron vs. Staff and that's gonna be awesome to watch But we also saw the return of the third quarter Warriors Yeah, it feels like the third quarter Warriors haven't been a thing in the last couple years So I look up the stats on them So the Warriors have been they've been known since about 2014 as being just a team that will slit your throat at the start of the third quarter And that's how they that's how they differentiate themselves from any other team in the NBA They were in terms of plus minus they were the best team in the NBA from 2014 until 2019 and that's every single I'm not talking about like on aggregate in the 2014 15 season. They were first place 2015 16 They were first place all the way through 2018 2019 season They were first place in third quarter plus minus every single year and then they dropped down because they had that injury year We're clay and super both heard Yeah, then they bounced back a little bit and then they got back to being number one again in 2021 2022 Then this year they sucked again for the vast majority of the year They were like a slightly below average team in third quarter And then tonight they come out they out score them by 12 in the third quarter I think that what we've seen is the return officially of the third quarter Warriors And I wouldn't be surprised at this continues to have the rest of playoffs Well, it was the other crazy thing from this game is that the second third and fourth leading score On the Warriors team were combined 12 of 44 So that's Wiggins clay Thompson in Jordan pool 12 of 44 if you want us to starters Wiggins in clay were nine of 35 Imagine having your two your second and third option scoring options go nine for 35 in a game seven on the road And then be like yeah, you actually comfortably won this game Oh, because you have Steph Curry and he can he basically is just a get out of jail free card for anything that like could bad That could happen to the Warriors like oh, we still have Steph Curry I also was thinking about it I know that people don't like the Warriors for many reasons Obviously one of them being Kevin Durant Warriors him going there If you don't like you didn't like the Kevin Durant Warriors, which I'm not gonna argue against because it was it was almost unfair at times How good they were I still love watching because I just love like the way the Warriors play basketball is fun to watch from as a basketball But if you were like I hated them because of that and taking out Hank He's got PTSD from the Warriors were talking about earlier But taking out that if the Warriors won the title this year that would be objectively funny that Steph would have five and Katie would have two and Stephanie have more without Katie than with him And it's like he's like almost a little barnacle on Steph the Titanic that is Steph in his career That would be awesome. That would be it would be funny And also if you beat LeBron on the way there and then came back and one another one next season and had six I also that that would be I think I think we've been rude for that I also should just say I'm unbiased I do have a few try the words But I never really hate it again We go back to when we were trying to find a way to hate Steph and all we came up with was that he choose on his mouth Guard a lot like that was it like yeah We like it's just something about him He is so much fun to watch and this game today you knew while you were watching it You were watching something special Hank this disagrees with everything that's been said no Okay, yeah, he's grumpy I so I do put an asterisk on the series because deli didn't play and deli's that he's the Steph's stopper That's what his guys reputation on I would have liked to see what the Kings had done with the beam if they had one at Three thirty local time they were a little bit like the beam Yeah, can you like the beam during the daytime?
They did it the first time that the beam ever was lit was during the daytime They wanted to see it during no you can't they want to I think the first beam lit in history was I think they want a road game in Charlotte I'm like an afternoon on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon They lit the beam and no one no one knew what was going on So I'm happy though So the word the Kings had incredible season they got a lot to build on you do have to figure out what's going on with The bonus because there's nothing worse in basketball than watching a guy It's they got the pen symmetry they were just like basically giving him all the space in the world to shoot 16 foot jumpers And he wouldn't do it he did it a couple times made a couple but he missed a few But they have they have a bright bright future. I'm very happy I was afraid for a moment They were gonna light the beam out of like being like what a season well always remember the season They didn't because I was like that would have been the end of the beam the only other two things I have in this game. I fucking love Kavon Looney so much that dude is Steve Kerr actually called him one of the best centers I don't know if you I go that far but he had so after the Warriors went down Oh, too He had in his in the game 20 rebounds 14 rebounds 22 rebounds 13 rebounds 21 rebounds he averaged 18 rebounds a game in those five games He had 10 offensive rebounds today He is like every championship team every team like this needs some of those guys that do the dirty work And I just love watching him just get every board and hustle for every board He doesn't even have like free catholicism But he's just he knows where he's got to be and he's always fighting I just love watching it and then the last thing and we'll talk more about it with Dylan Brooks But Malik Monk I don't I wouldn't say this was shit talk But this was more like a quote that maybe you wish you had back After the game 6 win which was shocking because I think everyone thought the Kings weren't gonna be able to win in San Francisco But he said we knew we could run them with only one day off between games It's an even quicker turnaround for game 7 I felt a little more on them They were a little tired were younger than they are gonna try to do the same thing Sunday basically being like these guys are old we can do this and You saw what a championship team looks like and a championship player more than anything in Steph Curry Yeah, so the Kings I think it's safe to say the future is bright in Sacramento Yeah, Northern California general but especially in Sacramento because they're so young and they're fun And they're one of the best offenses that we've seen in a very long time in the NBA So they're fun to watch they're gonna be around for a while Loonie is absolutely a guy that you want on a team that's gonna make a deep run like a dog He's a dog and then you've got you mentioned Sibones so we know him originally as our Vida Sibones's son correct, right? And you remember our Vida Sibones great center from back in the day I read a story about our Vida Sibones that talked about his whirlwind romance that he had with Miss I think she was Miss Lithuania that might not even be the right country but one of those Eastern European countries and You know how he asked her to marry him?
Wow, he left he left an engagement ring on the toilet And then and then she found it and she was like oh are you asking me to marry me? And he was like yeah, I guess so he never even really like asked her he just put it on the toilet He's like oh she'll find us eventually so it was it was a plumpkin engagement. It was a plump a full-on plumpkin engagement Yeah, absolutely, but yeah credit to the Kings Kings are awesome I'm gonna be rooting for them because they're fun I mean It's just like a one time fling that I had where I kind of fell in love with them for a short time because they were cool Yeah, the game was good vibes, but I don't regret it I know Hank's thinking because he's gonna be right now. I told you guys about the I hate it when you guys said I'm thinking no, you were right.
You were right. I'm not gonna let him gaslight I was wrong. I said they weren't gonna win another game. Yeah, but you were right you're gaslighting yourself I know I'm not you were right.
You were right. I was wrong. Okay. You were wrong another one mark another one Frank He's a loser.
Hey, if you have any clutch gene in your life You'll get the lottery Even a little bit of clutch gene. He'll get a better seat. So in a little bit of clutch gene He'll get it it'd be so funny if you got it today because he wouldn't even really be that happy This is actually the perfect day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he would be he would he's already forgot the Bruins He would be the happiest guy in the world.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? What? It's I got an hour and 15 minutes left until Monday. Okay, all right, and then the cell's it's all right So let's talk about who the Warriors are playing the Lakers who demolished the Grizzlies on Friday night It worked out so poetic that before the series Dylan Brooks said I wouldn't mind playing LeBron in a seven-game series The legacy is there first time back in the playoffs knock him out right away.
That'll be a good first round matchup for us Got knocked out in seven or seven games or six games and then also during that series says I don't respect anyone until they give me 40 The Grizzlies lost by exactly 40 on Friday night. We had afterwards LeBron with some all-time social media use He so I don't really know how to describe this emoji. I think it's I think it's just trying to swear but bleeping out a swear So he said unlike you little swear word. He's a rapper.
Okay. Oh, these are I'm a grown-ass man big shoes to fill grown-ass pants Probably possibly your pops go after parents So he went Jay Z song on Twitter and then on Instagram posted If you ever if you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear help the bear Which was awesome and then Shannon Sharpe who gets like a just chill out man of the year Maybe we'll put this for a takey put this in the nominations Jake. He commented on LeBron's Instagram saying I'm pouring honey on you goat illegal to kill a bear unless being attacked. So yeah, he's pouring honey on LeBron in this made up LeBron bear weird thing that happened after the game But the Lakers are good the Lakers are fucking good and they shut shut the grizzlies up and yeah I mean it's gonna be an incredible incredible series watching the Warriors vs Lakers the real question now is would you would you rather Pay would you rather have five hundred thousand dollars or have dinner with LeBron James?
Mmm. That's the question now. I think that LeBron is his legacies on the line. Why is that the question?
It's a Jay Z. Okay. Yeah, it was a Jay Z letter got it, but his legacies on line I'm personally putting LeBron's legacy on line in this matchup against Steph Curry So if Steph beats him Steph goes up to number two all time. It's gonna be as far as I'm concerned It's gonna be fucking awesome.
It's every other night. It's the only series that's playing every other night The Lakers had five different leading scores in the series against the grizzlies Which is pretty crazy on a team with LeBron and AD who I think when they won the title in the bubble year That was just basically LeBron AD leading scores They went hachimura LeBron AD Austin Reeves AD and then D'Angelo scored 31 on in game six So I yeah, I like I'm I officially have retracted my statement to the Lakers are there very much live to win the title to go Deep and now we can see one of like if you told Adam Silver You get LeBron and Steph in the second round like he would be like how much do I pay like this is going to be a must watch every single Game NBA playoff series That's why I'm a little bit upset about about how the whole Scott Foster thing worked out because we're deprived of a Scott Foster NBA Rig moment in the Warriors game because it wasn't even there were no like close calls There's nothing that Scott did to impact that game is purely stuff. I was hoping that we would get an NBA Wants LeBron against that moment, but we didn't get that I'm a little bit upset about it But yeah, I'm pumped. I'm super excited for the Lakers series against the Warriors That's gonna be awesome.
Yes, TV also lasting until the Brooks He got fined $25,000 for not doing media availability multiple times which rules no one had a worse no one had a worse playoff Performance start to finish in Dylan Brooks like could not have scripted worse. He is a complete joke and like over like actually I think you'll have a career But I wouldn't be shocked to screw just over because of this like mentally I know that's crazy to say but it he could not have had a worse playoffs Yeah, yeah mentally you're right like you can't come back from this the only way that you can come back from this is by putting 40 on LeBron Which he's not gonna do right so I'd say and also I want to get ahead of this I do not want to be old takes expose on this because what I'm saying is correct right now But this could end up very poorly for me Anti-davis looks super healthy like the healthiest that I've seen in a long time. Yeah, he's definitely hurt now I mean, he gets so he gets so healthy. He's so healthy at this moment.
Anthony Davis is so healthy He gets hurt every single game. We're gonna say Jay too quick things going back to LeBron's tweet I looked it up. I thought it was interesting that he tweeted during the playoffs. He hasn't done the zero dark 33 since 2017 Yeah, which he broke because he liked perfect booties.
Oh really? Yeah, no, I was it was one of the best stories of ever broke Oh, yeah, he like he was liking Instagram pictures during the night. I like an account perfect booties Yeah, I was an Instagram so showed you what I'd be bored like that might have been like 2015 Yeah, I think it was when it used to be such a big deal when he was with a shutdown It was when the cas or the heat were playing the Bulls in the playoffs. Yeah, and then a second We have a little bit of seed agami here.
Yeah one seed represented total. So we have the what number one nuggets number two So six three six three six five four sons five six warriors seven Lakers eight heat for the first time So they went to 16 teams in the postseason one team with each seed advancing. That's very cool. It's why People like they should receive it's like opposite conferences.
Yeah, you know, it's why when you tweet that I was like, that's that's fucking cool That's that's very cool. It's also crazy to see the the difference like If I think it's like if the Knicks play the Warriors in the finals and Knicks would have home Well, is it by in the finals? I think it's overall record Um, and there was one other that was crazy. Oh, it was uh if the heat played the Lakers in the finals the heat would have home court advantage.
Yeah, yeah, so it has been an awesome. I mean we knew we knew it going in like I don't I know that there'll probably be some people being like the big takeaway from this but we We everyone who's watching the NBA season knew that like this these playoffs were gonna be crazy We didn't expect the box to lose the heat but in the west we all thought that the you know The sons the Warriors and the Lakers were probably better than the seeds that they were playing in the first round and that proved to be true This might be the best final forever in the western conference Yeah, the four teams that are still left. That's fucking awesome. The west is so so good.
So good in the ratings dream Yes, raise your voice and we should talk about the sons and nuggets that the nuggets fucking put it on him Uh jamaari because he was injured for what felt like forever because we last like the last time I think we saw him play in the playoffs was the bubble Uh, yeah, he's really fucking good and I don't think the sun's another old takes expose I don't know what the sons are gonna do with jamaari pick and roll like they were just doing whatever they wanted And it was a great if you're a son's hater, which I probably yeah, I I guess I said I don't really hate the sons as an organization. I just am not a fan of chris paul Uh chris paul doing his classic chris paul where he's down and losing and he toes that perfect line of is he dirty or is he just like trying to be an extra competitor I think he's usually dirty. Uh, we had that moment too, which is fun where it's like usually just chris paul defeated I'm gonna try to injure someone but if you look at it, maybe I was trying to make a basketball play Yeah, he was diving that knees out there It looked like when guys used to try to tackle gronk back in the day and they knew that they couldn't hit him anywhere About the way since they just aim for his ACL and try to take him out That's what chris paul was doing to nuggets players So I stand my prediction which is nugs and six I think it's gonna be nugs and six and if they're big three's cooking Then we're in business. I got nothing to worry about yeah, all uh starters on the nuggets scored double digits Like they're finally this is finally the best version of the nuggets through many years of having injuries and disappointing playoffs I know that you don't want to overreact to one game But I don't like they looked very very good and it looked like the sons didn't have the answers for them Yep, yep, things are everything's coming up dend for right now.
I'm happy where I said ratto. All right last game Nick's heat so the flaming curse is alive Our colleague franketank is now a nix fan and the nix went out and lost to the heat blowing a i think they're about double digits at one point Uh early yeah, Jimmy Butler gets hurt Uh and the big story was that Jimmy Butler gets hurt in uh was an early fourth quarter And the nix spent the entire fourth quarter not going after Jimmy Butler who was clearly hobbled and standing in the corner They put josh hard on him standing in the corner being being like a decoy they're playing four and five And the heat outlast them kawlawry was awesome. Uh, he is like the definition of a gamer heat culture couldn't be more alive I couldn't be more wrong and I hope jenny. Butler's okay.
Yeah, he had a pretty nasty sprain angle I think they went out of one time after he sprang his ankle and then they just kind of forgot to keep attacking the guy that couldn't move Which was an interesting strategy by tibbs. Yeah, um the best part of the game was in the third quarter We got some vintage kevin love outlet passes. Oh, yeah, like three in a row I don't think that there's a sweeter playing basketball than kevin love throwing like a 60 foot outlet pass Right on the money there were three of them that that just put him in a spot that only his own player could get and let immediately so dunk our layup It was so sick to watch he's fast and leak it up. I had that as a note I was like I just love watching kevin love throw outlet passes because we make it it was just perfect It was they were just like perfectly timed easy layups full court passes And that was yeah back to his ucla days It was like this guy can outlet pass better than anyone and you saw it like he it was rejuvenized kevin love It is so sweet watching when he does because it looks like it's actually like almost a cheat code Because there's not many guys who can do what he can do when it comes to the catch the rebound turn around perfect pass in In stride for an easy layup if patrick my homes does this the media won't shut up about it for a week J can we actually make a uh, uh, I like clip just like a compilation of all kevin loves best outlet passes I would walk out of that.
I'm on it. I'll work on it. Yeah. Yeah, definitely we gotta add to it Yeah, we gotta update it.
I'm on it. Yeah. Yeah, kevin love that was quarterback in the building out there That's right. Yeah, so I thought you're gonna say the air and rogers curse his bucks got bounced Well, he was the rangers name and they won yeah, he wasn't the rangers game on saturday night.
I don't count that Yeah, he looks happy. I get so happy. They I got to see it twice rangers and nicks Where they showed him on the jump with ron show them on the telecast and put jets quarterback underneath and I was like, yeah, this is awesome This is real. He's gonna love it I also loved all the clips that they showed of the old fights between the the nicks and the heat All the backs including the one where jeffy and gunty just wraps his entire body around alanza morning's leg like like an ankle probation monitor Yeah, just like strapped up trying to hold him back that that might be the funniest sports level of all time when jeffy and gunny sprints Onto the court to try to break up a fight and he ends up just grabbing alanza morning shin and holding on like winning the poo trying to climb up to Honey hive yeah getting just ragdolled everywhere and especially with his hair and just everything it was just so Everything about it.
Yeah, so funny. So good. All right. So yeah that I Okay, I don't want to piss off nicks and I do like watching them get excited But it would be funny if they got bounced and it was like yet again They got so excited about one one series But I'll try to get it to get it to the road.
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What that's disgusting. Yeah, well, I would never do that he wouldn't But it was kind of like shit He was saying that because he just did that with the broids. Oh No, yeah, it's fun It's like the next the next fans it is fun and but it is also like I think it's fair when people are like oh too bad The next fans can't hold like parade outside of Madison Square Garden because they didn't win game one because they do hold the parade After everyone but it is fun. I mean it's an electric environment So enjoy the race it is and then the reason why I was busted on New York sports fans in general is just because they have such a big Tradition of winning that when they celebrate tiny little things like this.
It's hilarious. It's very funny to see the entire city Going put after like one home game went but the next song The next don't really have a history of winning but they act like they do yeah We were I went on Chris Long's podcast and he was asking who are the next of football and unfortunately it is the bears Because it's like there's some history there and then when you look into it's like well They haven't really won a lot at all ever but they won once so that's cool. I think the next one twice But yeah, it's uh they don't have a really a history of strong winning in New York I would say the vast majority of the people who are listening to this podcast right now Do not remember a time when the next were good at basketball You know what it is though It's New York is a basketball city like like New York New Yorkers love basketball So I think that's where it comes through and I do appreciate that and love watching that that part is awesome to watch Where everyone rallies around the next is just you got to win this series because there has been a lot of hype and you have home Court and Jimmy Butler's ankle might be busted. So now you kind of have no excuses like you got to win this series You got a window you got a window to win right now So Jimmy the story is gonna be Jimmy Butler's ankle and tomorrow morning It's probably gonna wake up and be like the size of a grapefruit and that's gonna be tough to play through but And then he's gonna put like 40 on them and on Tuesday night.
Yeah as long as Jimmy Butler just doesn't continue to act Like Jimmy Butler. He's one of those guys where if he's hurt, I'm like, he's not he's not that hurt. Yeah, yeah, okay Let's talk some NFL draft Recap and other stuff this weekend brought to you by friends of course light sometimes the days can get so crazy that you forget to make time for fun When that happens you've got to choose to chill so go ahead say yes to midweek happy hours and catching the game after work And while you're at it enjoy a nice cold course light to be here That's made of chill there's only one beer out there that's literally made of chill and that's course light the mountains on the bottles and cans Even turn blue when your beer is cold that way you always know when it's time to chill when you're making time to chill crack open a course lights Mount cold refreshment made to chill if you're chilling on the weekend. There's a lot of play off action Maybe it's in the middle of the week maybe Monday night Tuesday night when you choose to chill parry plans Nice cold course like it course like delivered straight to your door which is here in scarpen going to course light comm slash take celebrate responsibly Coors brewing company golden Colorado course light comm slash take okay before we actually talk NFL draft How are you guys both feeling Hank and Max?
We are it's it's the day we've been we've been looking forward to this moment for Months and we're here. We're finally here six or Celtics game one Monday night and be max is going through it so bad PFT He just keeps saying but he's got to play. He's got to play. He's got to play.
So no one Like I just walk into a room and Max is mumbling. He's got to play and he's got to play Um, so he's just max so dumb bad He's misreading tweets that gets sent to the group chat There was one that said there's an injury is worse than a grade one spray and that they thought it was and Max is like That's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
That's just a great one. It's not that serious not understand that they're saying No, no, it's it's worse than a grade one spray and they're leaking that news out there said expectation that he's not going to play for probably at least two games So Max um it's fine. It's fine. It could just be you know wanting to catch the Celtics off guard You know He was practicing today Taking some jumpers.
I don't know if he doesn't play it. No, it's not fair How much is it? How much time did you spend this weekend thinking about your face being completely shamed? The sweep clause is such fucking bullshit.
Just win one game green to it. I know I agreed to it because I have to agree to everything They try to get a they try to get me to do cat beds like every day. I always just say no two months of a soul patch I put my foot down right out and yeah That's a lot Max this is this is on the city of Philadelphia. You guys got to win one home game That's that's you can't blame Joellen B for getting swept you guys have to pull together and win one game at home I have a question from Max would you rather have had Joel and B go off go off in that game at the end of the season versus Celtics Basically winning in the MVP or would you rather have him when the three seat was already there He walked into the three seat didn't matter if they want to last that game or would you ever Fert he rests and then he could have played even if it was just one more game against Celtics and playoffs I don't give a fuck about the MVP.
I've said that so be But you but that doesn't mean anything like him play like him playing in a regular season game I was like oh yeah, one plus one equals two if he doesn't play in that regular season game That's not how it works. No, it's not There is a would you rather T can play us before fact so don't you think it would be smart when you're already locked in the three seats? It's a coincidence. It's a bad coincidence Every year It's like the it's like how Trump about that the he thinks the human body is like a battery and so every every like time you run or Sweat that's just energy that you'll never get back.
Yeah, that's what Hank saying for this Joellen beat thing Where it's like oh well if he hadn't played in that game then he would have at least got one Fuck no you did go on though. That was a sign you might suck if you get swept now I also address the clause yeah in the sweet back because we talked after that was the last show that we did So it'd be Thursday night we talked after Thursday. I don't know the sole patch bet has In it I don't care. I think they're fair clauses and I think the AWO's will appreciate these clauses big cat is PFTI aren't even involved in this year.
Yeah, you're making a closet without me being in the room This the sweet bet is a one-sided bet it is a one-sided bet and it is complete Usually pretty one side is ten point dollars tomorrow Would you would you would you meet max halfway and count a four one sixers win is also in the sweet clause? Yes, there it is deal. Okay, so there you go. I just got your game So it's gonna make a graphic for everyone for all the clauses and all the scenarios That's a fair.
Well, that's a fair clause that we just added for you. No, it's very close So are you a little bit of you know? I guess it doesn't really do anything to make it so that the Sixers won't get No It just makes it like you're like you get during seeing these things is so sick Yeah, I mean you said title town You can't get upset about a sweet clause I am immediately walked it back Floating around the office on a cloud for the for when something's blue game five in the Sixers had advanced like max It's basically on vacation in Puerto Rico just chilling with a drink in his hand being like oh NBA championship We won because the Celtics have yet to advance and we have Alright, so yeah the clauses so there yeah, we if you aren't involved in this series We are involved in the bet with you guys, but we did point out after you walked out of the room Hank Pia to go to his dad's memorial so having a soul patch that that would probably be bad luck So he can do the soul if he has to do the soul patch It's after that and I guess that I am Thank you My third child at any moment now and I said that I too would like to do the soul patch after the third child Rise and we take the first picture as a full family because I will get fucking murdered if I have a soul patch in that picture I guess fair as well. Okay, so I will still do it if I don't get over 60 Which I'm rooting for all to play to 60 and a half points for my guy be ball Paul we could do that one game also what there isn't there's an in-b clause as well what there was there wasn't in B What was it what was it that if it be does it?
Yeah, yeah, I do games or something what for what like if he doesn't play in two games that it doesn't count Wait, how many players are on a basketball team? What when did this clause happen? We talked it can someone back me up? This one else remember this I swear there was an in-b clause.
I mean if it doesn't pull fucking serious bullshit bullshit Tatum shouldn't get to play. Oh, okay, okay No, make sure he doesn't play him runs a sprints in the offseason He's ready for these runs. Hey, will you do everything in your power to make sure that Tatum doesn't play chest and fairness? That's the clause.
No, it's just you gotta win one game. Yeah, it's really simple win one game Oh my god, you know, whatever you had confidence that you were gonna win the series a month ago a week ago when the MVP is on that Is on the phone care about our BPs? I'm just saying the best player in the league not playing makes a difference factor fiction Whatever is there even someone to blame for that injury like how did it happen exactly? I think it's because well, Max has this theory that he knows how to fall but he always gets injured So I don't think it makes sense.
No, it's good theory. I don't know. It's good theory No, it's not a theory. It's just a fact.
No, he matches like oh, yeah, and Pete learned that he needs to fall more so that he won't get injured yet He always gets in. Oh, he's so healthy. I was doing some some research that I just typed in and beat online and was looking at videos And I was like, oh, here's an beat at practice. I was like, oh fuck.
He's at practice. He's probably playing he was Stationary it literally did not move his legs just like shooting like that's something There was minimal air, but he was those feet were getting off the ground I'll say this right here I think this is a fair and because if it be does not play at all in this series and you get You can you can do one month if he does not play a single game in the series. That's fair. I think I think it was three No, I just wait actually that's the same thing.
Yeah, wait, no I'm gonna go back and check the things you check the tapes I think that we said that if he sits three even if he sits three out of the Making it work you're gonna make an AI version of Two months of the soul this is where the I will say this though again Like the the top part about being a boss and sports fan is like the Bruins tonight. It's gonna be a little less confidence Yeah, yeah, well, I'm not gonna get ahead of myself like too much like you'll get sick of my soul patch face after like a week So long there is a very real possibility that after like a week of seeing Maxwell's old patch We're just like no, no, no Well, I'll have to decide how about me and I fight instead Alright NFL draft Will Levis finally got picked he's going to the Tennessee Titans We also saw I mean it was it was crazy that there was it felt like there was a lot of second round big names that went Oh, we're gonna hit it hooker go. I actually totally hit the line. Okay.
That's a good pick. Um, we had Yeah, like we said it on Friday that we missed when the draft is all one day because like on Saturday wake up You like oh, yeah, the draft is still going on This is still happening right now But we remind everyone every year that draft grades mean absolutely nothing They're the funniest thing you always want to go and look and find your team and be like how does everyone think we're doing? They mean nothing no one knows how these players are gonna play The one we always go back to is the 2012 Seattle Seahawks when bleacher reports someone wrote after one of the worst picks in the first round I can ever remember the Seattle Seahawks didn't draft any positions in need or draft for the future Pete Carroll's proving why I didn't make It the NFL the first time not only was Bruce Irving a reach at number 15 the Seahawks proved they were oblivious to their madness by celebrating their selection As if the day wasn't bad enough Seattle selecting Russell Wilson a QB that doesn't fit their offense at all was by far The worst move of the draft with two with the two worst moves of the draft Seattle's the only team that received an F on draft day They're picks that year were Bruce Irving Bobby Wagner Russell Wilson Yeah, so the Bobby Wagner thing sometimes gets lost because the report doesn't mention that and they're strong take But Bobby Wagner won the best linebackers of maybe forever in the NFL and then Russell Wilson obviously like not fitting their system Yeah, I don't see Hawks quarterback system prior to Russell Wilson. I think their backup at the time was Oh, it was a dude from from Green Bay.
Yeah, why is his name is KB LSU? Now let's just gonna kill me to Matt. Yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so yeah, the grades mean nothing but I will say that on paper Philadelphia is doing something very smart Yes, just drafting every single Georgia defense player because they had the best defense Maybe of all time in college football maybe some of those hurricanes defense from the early 2000s or better But that Georgia defense was so sick nasty. So they have Jalen Carter Nolan Smith then they have Kelly Ringo Jacoby Dean and Jordan Davis And they got the other swift and they got the other swift so they're building they're building the Georgia of the North in Philadelphia Which is a smart move?
I actually think that that's a good draft strategy to have I know that Kirby smart his the way that he scouts players He learned that from Bill Belichick. Yeah, and Bill Belichick's method of scouting players is pick the guy with the biggest ass Yeah, and so Kirby is recruiting guys the big asses now how he's drafting guys that Kirby has already been staring at their asses for three seasons Yeah, the Eagles feel like that they made some good moves just by getting all those guys back It's gonna be tougher. I guess Jalen hurts. He has a history with with Georgia to as well But just getting his ass kicked by them for a half But I don't know if I played for the Eagles and I wasn't Georgia Bulldog I feel a little bit left out by now.
Yeah, I mean it is it does feel like the Eagles won the draft again None of this matters I we were gonna have our friend all takes exposed on before the draft But obviously our schedule got pretty crazy We I think we should do a Mount Rushmore with him sometime this summer But I was looking he had a nice thread of post draft grades and everything I'll just read a couple that are proof to everyone like what I would say to anyone who's a diehard fan of their team Just go and find the best grade You can find and just go with that because it means nothing and you have no idea how these guys are gonna pan out Obviously some of these drafts sucked We won't know for a couple years But right now in the moment like I know everyone is trashing the Lions because yet probably picking a running back at 12 Was a little weird But you don't know how they're building a roster like they could work out and they could look like geniuses just like picking Russell Wilson and Bobby Wagner Bruce Ervin worked out pretty well for the Seahawks, but here's a couple funny ones Um, so in 2011 the someone from Houston newspaper wrote Texans will rule the night They took pizza boy JJ Watt over Nick Fairley Houston lover. That's a pretty good one There was one that was after the Cowboys took Emmett Smith Emmett Smith should be a solid productive player But he's no game breaker. He's what Herschel Walker has slumped into applauding straight ahead type who won't outrun anyone Turned out to have what the most yards in NFL history. Yeah, all time Uh, great offensive line though writer Greg Bredard wrote people are high on Arizona tight end Gronkowski I don't see it at all.
So there's I mean this one is from way way back Bruce Smith after he's selected by the bills Bruce Smith Virginia Tech Smith is a happy-go-lucky guy who tends to be lazy. He also likes to eat that guy's in camp now So yeah pretty much every everything that happens after the draft is bullshit. There was a he also included a Fox Sports Bowl That's a grade the pick Eagle select Jalen hurts the second round pick 53. It was 47% voted in F So any any draft instant reaction from the draft means nothing So just tell yourself that you have high up like the Bears draft I basically was like yeah They got a couple guys who should be starters and they have a lot of upside guys and they've guys that should fit Eberfluice's system and that's all cliches and that's cliches for a reason because I have no fucking idea how it will go the draft grades Are so funny because they're just basically the guys that are in charge of their websites draft situation right grading teams on how Smart they think they are themselves.
So it's it's like if you draft according to what I put on my big board You're gonna get a high grade right and the people that are making these mock drafts are not in FLGMS for a reason because they're not that good at it And so they're giving out awards based on how stupidly they would perform at the draft So it's a big circle trick everyone's just jacking themselves off. Yeah, I do that being said I do have a baby Gromk alert. Oh, I think that we I think I've got my guy that I'm gonna be calling the next baby Gronk And it is another Georgia guys darno Washington. I think that dude.
He got drafted by the Steelers I think in three years we're gonna be like wow we were all huge morons for not taking that guy higher He's I know he's hurt. Yeah, I know he's hurt. Yeah, he's been banged up and there was another great tight end that they had a Georgia that got caught up shitload of touchdowns and he's probably gonna go the first round next year But don't know Washington is an absolute freak. He's six seven.
I think yeah and like two sixty five and every time I saw him playing college I was like this dude should be in the NFL when he was like 14 years old This guy's a freak. Yeah, he's he's a monster It really is just his knees put like Gronk Gronk had the back injury and that's why he slipped I agree I mean he's gonna be the the and his blocking is insane So even if he's not a great like he's not catching touchdown stuff You could be right just by the fact that it's I love an offense It hasn't tied in like that where it's like yeah We just have an extra lineman out there at all times Yeah, he's sick also in other Georgia news steps and Bennett got drafted by the right around But I believe his former teammate Matt Stafford is the current quarterback. Yes. Yes.
Yes. He actually they I think shared a room Fresh from here together. Yeah, the other the other funny thing that happened right before the second round my guy Jim Erse owner the Colch I stopped by cold season tickets. I forgot about that when the commanders officially so My guy Jim Erse tweeted out just basically what if we took will Levis I'm far picked in the second round after they drafted Anthony Richardson You have to imagine that Richardson was probably not that not that psyched But listen Ursa's gonna go grim in the mode you have to understand the sooner you understand that the better if you're Anthony Richardson You're in a very unique situation with the unique owner and the weird thing about it was I thought to myself I would probably do that I would probably take a quarterback with every pick Yeah Until I found one that worked every year just get it get a new quarterback because if you have a decent quarterback in the NFL You're gonna be good And then you can you can fill in the rest of the holes later and in a silver line to will Levis might be good that he got drafted the second round We mentioned yes that you're gonna you're gonna be free agent one year sooner and he got drafted to a team with a better situation I think the Titans they look like shit towards the end of the year they've lost some of their playmakers They don't have a lot of help on the outside, but they've got Derek Henry You're gonna be asked to run a shitload of play action Rhine tanne Hill look in that system if will Levis just kind of fits into that mold and develops He can develop a little bit slower than you would expect some other guys to but will have his kid since he's a second round pick He'll have he won't be expected to start necessarily in his first year unless Rhine he'll get centered with that's never happened But it's a better situation plus you have no state income tax in Tennessee Yeah, so congrats to will have his you made a lot of money Yeah, and I think the Titans drafted a ton of offense this year.
So yeah, they drafted They actually drafted only offense. So there you go running back and then two tackles wide receiver So they're they're trying to rebuild that side of the ball So yeah, I mean it sucked for him It sucked that he was told to come to the draft and that he was gonna be you know a high pick and it sucked to watch that on Thursday night For him but the other day if he's good and he can prove that he's good He will have the last laugh and that's all the matters like it's also him or say also said that he would have taken him at four The goals are taking about four if Anthony Richardson was off the board damn that that actually means he's like yeah How much money or say also did he not say should we do it like a Montana young situation? Yeah, just ignoring the fact that Montana was a Hall of Famer and it won many Super Bowls before Steve Young showed up Yeah, it doesn't matter that's a big cat All he's saying is just you just have to take Jim Ruse based on his vibes and his vibe was in the right place There was I actually have a hypothetical for you Okay, I kind of like a list of ranking because Bryce Young obviously taken first by the Panthers the Panthers tweeted out on Friday We've got a guy Bryce Young essentially and there's a picture of him and it said that he is one of them once and that's a new term That's a new term and I thought that I had to update my big board in my power rankings on on which one of these terms is the best So right now I've got him number one I've got top two and not two number two. I've got one of them ones number three Goated for like that five one of one six different seven and then that dude is eight.
I think difference too low So you think different a little higher, so maybe we can flip one different yeah built different too like that's yeah I think it's gonna be a little bit higher especially because you used a lot more which makes it funnier because not everyone can be Built different although I guess everyone is built different technically like DNA wise. We're also flakes Yeah, also one of them ones could be taken literally there were 31 ones this year. Yeah, that's a lot of picks Yeah, so we are where number one's one of them ones. Yeah last two I want to just share from all takes those I forgot these two just Browns edition from Brendan Bowers Don't know where you guys will be in 20 years But I'll be in Kent and for Trent Richardson's Hall of Fame speech that one was great And then Hugh Jackson on QB Cody Kessler in 2016 you have to just trust me on this one Isn't that the meme like dude source dude trust me?
Yeah, just trust me on this one. Yeah, the draft is fun We love the draft there will be teams that we look back and we're like holy shit They got all these guys hopefully it's your team. I'll say right now you listening right now It's your team. It's specifically your team except for the Packers.
It's not your team shout out Sean Clifford who had a bunch of Tweets being like go bears which I love that and he also had the worst setup of anyone ever They were projecting the draft on a yellow painted wall somewhere in state college for Sean Clifford's draft party and He's on the Packers now. So I hate that stuff Yeah, has there ever been a projection screen that actually delivers on white promises to because I haven't seen it It's yeah It's basically you have like a whole movie theater, right like you have to have like perfect lighting and stuff But I don't trust it. I that's one technology that I never will trust it It's never gonna work 3d technology in sports will never work Mm-hmm, but definitely the projection screen that is every time I see one of those I'm just like give me a TV. That's a quarter of that size and high definition I'll watch that every time that I can I can turn up the brightness when watching Game of Thrones like give me that yes That's all I need okay one more nugget.
Yeah, wild meter. Joey Porter. Oh, yeah first pick Yeah, I don't order on the dealers. We called that I think on Thursday show Yeah, like they had to do it That was always he was always gonna be sealer if you get drafted to another team Then the clock would just start on when he would sign with the Steelers as a free agent Yeah, yep He had to do it.
Oh and also I love whenever a wide receiver QB combo gets drafted the same team So shout out the Chargers because they got maxed out getting an equipment Johnson So that's kind of cool because you just it's the same way It's the same way you do it when you when you're drafting your fantasy team You're like I'm a draft a QB in the wide receiver from the same team that way if they score I get double the points and just Completely eliminating from your mind that when you get to the playoffs and they get shut out in like a snow game You lose but that doesn't matter. It's fun. Yeah, they work for the Colston They got Andrew Luck and Kobe Fleaner. Yeah roommates.
Yeah, they know they know each other better than they know themselves. Yeah, they're boys Okay, before we do who's back quick word from our friends at hymns and hers Who hates going to the doctor's office boys? What's your least favorite part Hank? Just going just all the dentists?
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I'm I do if you have any clutch chain Just gonna remind you again My who's back the week is getting duped fake videos although I I don't know this confirmed duped But Travis Kelsey's oh, yeah, I really got duped Billy God duped a lot of people did hard hard He was at a concert. He was holding what appeared to be the Lombardi patropia I think anyone with a brain would have noticed it was fake But he'd jump here off it and then spike it as hard as he could and some people thought it was the real Lombardi trophy So disrespectful I was shaking if it was real it would have been even though you know everyone's comparing He wants to be Gronk Gronk was funny when he tried to you know bun to baseball off it But that was kind of incidental contact. He wasn't outrely spiking the trophy, but it was pretty obviously fake very fake and Billy said Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. This is disrespectful to the game.
We also had the double the combo of a lot of people I got a meeting will confident Billy football being like this is fucked up. No, no, no, no, no, no The thing is it was probably his personal trophy that was given that's still like a real Lombardi every player gets a replica I mean give me probably that's to me sounds like it wasn't every player gets a replica. Yeah, I'm pretty sure really That's I look like I was reading up on it. It was definitely a team issued like like the teams usually give out a Lombardi to each player on the team Okay, I think it's there's no I think the team gets a replica that they get to keep no the team gets the actual one right?
This wasn't the actual we know I don't think we know enough about the no we know that was not a Lombardi But you know if there was a team issued trophy replica that's me no no like they give out 60 like replica Lombardi's other one that they want They do that's what I saw from the thing. I don't really I'm pretty sure this is like wrong I saw it. I was doing some research some reply guy reply guy research Billy pretty sure They give they give the team the replica trophy and each so when it's a key Inter-trophy get case when Clark and then yeah, there's one next to what you find it says no players do not all receive their own Lombardi however, they are given a mini replica of the trophy. Yeah, so but I think that's what he was chugging off of But there's still it's like imagine like I don't know just was like Size trophy I think it's bigger the one that Clark hunt the only reason I kind of in my head remember this was Saturday night in my head I we just seen Clark Hunt come out on 537 p.m.
That you tweet After five okay, so we're coming the Clark on dropped off the third trophy that they had in this whole ceremony in my head I thought it was at the draft and Travis Kelsey had the trophy that Clark hunted just brought out So in my defense, but still I know you grew up one of like when a Lombardi trophy That was like aggressive towards the trophy like Gronk like also Bronx Gronk's Gronk's he like runs hard Travis Kelsey Like kind of avoids contact yards after catch jewels. You're you're on part. You're on part might take right now We got a question for you Does every player get a replica Lombardi trophy issued by the team when you win the Super Bowl have to buy it Okay, you have to buy it you can buy it you can buy an actual is it full size the Tiffany's trophy Okay, cuz what you saw that the Travis Kelsey spiking it Billy Billy was he didn't sleep after he saw this video He said it football's basically ruined forever. So we were explaining to him that wasn't the real trophy But it could be a replica that he bought it could be a replica that he bought and then also This really know that it's a neutral fee every year.
It's not like like those Stanley cup or anything. Yeah, yeah He says he knows that I know there's 56. Yeah, he knows there's 56. They're just replacing Have you bought any of the replicas?
I haven't I didn't buy a replica trophy. I got the ring. I was plenty of nothing Yeah, do you guys buy the replicas? Some guys I know some people that about it.
Okay, okay. All right. Well that helped a lot Patrick Chung me a bot one Okay, I'm not think of it. I think of it's a guy that probably bought one too.
Yeah, you should can you still buy one? I don't know. So like right when they do like the ring sizing so right after you win the Super Bowl You go back and clear out the lockers and then all the football operations people are like chasing every guy before they leave To get ring size and then you get ring size and then there's also a catalog of everything that you can buy along with that Like I bought my mom a pendant got it or you go by your dad like your dad something like you're a pen There's a bunch of stuff that you can buy and the trophies on there as well. Okay.
All right that clears it up Thank you. So are you do you think football can still exist after Travis? Yeah, Grunk's crunk crunk dented one thousand accident. Oh, but that was cool.
All right. Well, thank you Jules We miss you. All right. See you he threw the pitch that denti.
Yeah, that's true Yeah, but so are you okay with knowing that this wasn't the real one? No, I think it's I think will comp in relates because No, no, no, no, hey, hey, so because like I know we'll close the professional football But like I saw your tweet and was like oh, I can get numbers by Jack in this tweet. Oh, that's exactly what I mean He went to the heat tweet it's really not this is fun. This is the the Chiefs are cursed Jesus Yeah Yeah, I think I think it was not a real all right.
Here's the second question for you then Billy Brian Dable. Yes vaping or not So I heard a video from the war room of what appears people online are saying Brian Dable hitting like a weed pen No, what it looked like but he was like eating a piece of beef jerky So I was actually knowing how Brian Dable is and he's a New Jersey resident if you've noticed in New Jersey Bodegas recently They got horny vapes. Do you think Brian Dable's going to put it? I have not noticed that they have like this.
Yeah, so yeah I think he's probably lives in a suburb and is not going to put it I think he's going to Hoboken once in a while. Okay, anyway, you go into these bodegas. They're trying to get you to try Create them. They're like yo check out these new vapes for getting horny and there's a guy's a girl's one Yeah, so he's probably getting horny during the draft and that's a very easy single thing I thought it was again I watch the videos no it was he was eating something yeah I it's someone sees it online.
It's like oh look at Brian Dable hitting a weed pen and I'm 20 to imagine him hitting a weed pen in the draft room, but yeah, there's a 0.0% chance he was McDaniel's was a hundred percent stone. I'm okay with that one You just some guy smoke weed like helps them focus. I don't think those people are those people I like McDaniel thinks a new breed Yeah, yeah, but you gotta be careful Billy. Just a little bit coaching when you say a hundred percent Listen come on.
It's a shooting tweet stuff. We won't even talk about Katrina tweet 9-eleven jokes there are New Orleans can deal with one will let us like come on Tweet oh, it's something about when you can't stop the rush can't have a levy in New Orleans It was yeah, it was I mean, I know problem. Yeah, but there were some people if he did it was the numbers Yeah, oh here we go. I would never have done that joke Not because of the distastelness because it didn't even work with Levison Levi's It's close enough though When Billy gets in time with No real Compton did it no PFT would have done it if he had done it this would happen if this would happen People would have reacted completely differently.
No, I'm using the new Twitter at feature So for people who like don't get the joke they'll probably go look at the edited. Oh, that's what it means Listen Billy, I had your back that I think that there is selective outrage. Yeah online that you just got ignored I mean I got outraged by the frickin trophy against lands. Well, that was just stupid I mean I responded I'm shaking I saw it.
No shaking. I just I really it kind of pissed me off Because yeah, at least you didn't post it on any main social accounts, right? Who? We didn't post anything right no we did no means oh, yeah I mean trying to do a number the real story is kind of becoming a villain Which is good because my homes is incapable being a villain I still love my homes When subals Travis Kelsey will take that that for I have one other one someone else might have this So if you do feel free to speak up, but uh feel good stories was my other one drew Maggie Pirates player yes, 33 years old in the minors for like 10 or 13 years or something something crazy finally got called up Got a single and a double first hit was an RBI got another at that in the ninth hit a double And then I was reading article that said that's probably gonna be the only game he plays dude.
He's bad Keep him up. That's crazy. Yeah, I also feel good story the Chiefs fan who got to present a pick was it what's his name? Who goes James drowels James drowels?
Yeah, that was awesome. He's a what-happen kid. Yes. That was awesome Awesome moment.
That's like those are the sports moments like this is why I fucking watch sports and then go through all this pain Because of moments like this is cool. That was me saying something that I have no idea what happened I know who he's talking about. Yeah, yeah, there we go. Yeah, there we go.
I need a run for me I need to come back after the JZ boss and brilliant what happened Alright you have to eat your who's back my who's back did it smash max use that confidence for the series Yeah, no six are gonna win. I think Tobias Harris goes off for 30 tomorrow. Okay, there we go Sportsbook 76ers, okay PFT is the NFL schedule because they did the release of the NFL schedule release today where she said hey It's gonna come out I think next Thursday, but I always love that day where we get officially lead The word is leaked to Adam Shefter who then leaks when the initial leak of the schedule's gonna happen So set your clocks you're all gonna go 11 and 5 maybe no wait Sorry 11 and 6 yeah 10 and 7 next year or if you're too fine If you're too fine, everyone's gonna go. What do you have like 10 and 7 everyone going 10 and 7?
Yeah, it could happen you never know So I also when I see this come out I try to predict what the first game in the season gonna be when you look at which teams play which divisions next year I think I'm gonna put my pen in this one. I think it's gonna be the Eagles and the Jets Okay to start this season either that or Chief Cowboys. It's always the winner. Yeah, it's usually the winner Okay, so the Eagles next year.
Yeah, it's gonna be a rematch. I think it's gonna be Chief's Cowboys then We it's male evidence male evidence. I think is the official date that they set so get ready I can't wait my other who's back is the XFL because we've got our championship set up DC defenders Kings of the North going to the XFL championship game that we've been just clamoring for so it's gonna be the DC defenders against the Arlington renegades. I think that's what they are I don't think they're Dallas anymore so that's gonna be a big matchup these two teams don't like each other very much They're the record books out my DC defenders in the national championship game for the XFL pretty pumped about that I'm looking at it right now.
Oh, yeah excited excited for you P. M. XFL I'm looking right now the Chiefs actually have a loaded schedule to strum. It could be Chiefs bills or Chiefs Bengals so they play Cheat they play the Eagles the Bengals and the Bills at home.
So could be any of those three games If it's not gonna be the Chiefs is there any chance that it could be bills bangles the first for tomorrow game I think it has to be they don't play the Cowboys by the way the Chiefs do not play the Cowboys. I thought they did I thought they do not they're playing the NFC North and My mistakes and the Eagles because it's 17 games. So that's the only other NFC team to play So we'll see I think it's I think it's gonna be probably bills, right? I guess bill's are you go to be elected.
Yeah, the Eagles have all the hype now on the offseason Yeah, that's true. Hopefully the field is in good shape. So Max can't cry about it again Well, obviously they wouldn't be playing in Phoenix No, but they would be playing in Kansas City in the sod father might come back just a fuck over the Eagles one more time Maybe now you're thinking about it, right? I'm just thinking about tomorrow night.
Okay tonight tonight. All right my who's back I was also gonna be Billy's video with the traffic scalcy So I'll just say my who's back is me being old because I miss the Jay Z lyrics So yeah, those I'm probably gonna get a shit little tweets about that. That's fine I am an old guy 38. Have you had them?
I didn't recognize it was a Jay Z lyric right away I just could tell from the way he wrote it that he wasn't original off. Yeah. Yeah, I'll just do it was a lyric I like Jay Z. I don't know his lyrics by heart PFT though.
I I Want to say something scary that I just throw it out there We're both like about to be 38 and a half. I feel like we're now have to start looking at what's coming up. Yeah, what 40? Yeah, we're rounding the corner like I didn't think I'd start thinking about it So I turned 39 but I started thinking about it this past weekend.
I was like fuck man fuck You know what happens when you're 40. Yeah, you get the yeah, you get the butt appointment But I think they have I think that my thought all along I've been thinking about this since I was like 20 years old that technology will get to a point where we don't have to do that I'm pretty sure they can do that exam now with like a laser. Okay. Well, mm-hmm PFT if they can't come up with something Maybe we just do the exam at the same time with the same doctor with each other then won't be sus Yeah, if we hold hands while we do it.
Yeah, yeah, buddy. We'll do it for PMTV. Yeah, we'll do it. Yeah, we'll put it on YouTube We might even make a trip out of it like guys trip It's perfect.
We're gonna do it. We'll do it the same. Maybe we'll do it the same room. We'll do it the same day That's a promise to the listeners.
Yeah, I'm big for the bash. Okay, Billy. My who's back is classical music. Oh might not sound like the most Sexy thing but apparently at the LA Philharmonic a woman had a orgasm in the middle of Chuck Kowski's fifth symphony.
Okay. Yeah, but it's on like apparently all these like Orchestra nerds start tweeting about it like in the have it on it's funny. Yeah, they have an audio file It's actually really funny. I don't know how that happened scientifically.
Just re-describe the sound It was a full-body. Yeah, do it show us yeah, I can play no no do a remix. No, do it really There you go oh by the way the brown noises Oh, no, how that happens apparently it was very moving. Yes, the G-string But in that I do I forgot one other thing for my who's back the the games in Mexico this weekend fucking ruled I went for a legacy bet today I don't know if you saw PFT but the Giants and pottery played in Mexico City, which is two thousand feet higher than Denver And on Saturday it was like a softball game.
There were 11 home runs It was 16 to 11 was the final score I the over under was 20 and a half today I was like let's do it they didn't even come close But they should play every team should have to play like a series in Mexico City because it was awesome And then we bet the Mexico over yeah every single one of those I like the sombrero's that they brought out yep the Padres uniforms were sick so I love those like the neon colors. Yeah the city. Yeah, Mexico City sneaky high. Yes, very high Alright, Jake finish us off.
I was back as dodgeball. Oh they're making a sequel but Vince Vaughn. Oh, so okay It's a great movie that everyone who listens to see it in it's exciting. Yeah, it's tough.
Well like Anchorman to Disappointment. Yeah, no it could flop but like the excitement of it happened. We're all gonna watch it. Yeah Tringwingers podcast in ten years.
Yeah, Wayne's world two was the original let down of those type of movies because they're just so good Yeah, but I think that's a perfect movie. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah.
All right Jake. I'll get into it I'll go watch it. Yeah, yeah, maybe we'll do in the new office. We'll do a little dodgeball league dodgeball week Yeah, whoever's making this movie do a fucking ad deal with us.
Yeah, that is perfect We will play dodgeball 20th century studios that would actually be awesome if we played dodgeball But like the game was live for the entire week So you can just peg people in the fucking place. Also interesting in the movie headshots are legal. Yeah No headshots are always be legal if you're playing with it's like playing with like hard balls Like you should absolutely have headshot being legal especially people are ducking and stuff they play cheap and they like put their head Into it. Oh, the balls are fucking soccer balls.
They're soft. No, were you guys playing the rubber ball era or yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna give a fuck about latex out. I don't play that and Kitball and they're like no head hunting.
No fuck. Yes, there's a hunting. That's a whole boy. Yeah, the balls are bouncy balls Yeah, go right for my first fight on the kickball field because I threw out a guy and he ducked and then he came over being pushed me And I got into like a fight in fourth grade and I can be broken up in full suspension But it was his fault.
You can't duck a headshot. You can't duck a body shot and turn into a headshot and then expect vengeance for it Yeah, that's that's like targeting when they slow it down. It's like the little guy had nowhere to go I was going full speed out there. It's really easy to see with the benefit of instant replay Yeah, exactly.
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What are you gonna do? You can clap? Okay, so we're taking this hours before the NFL draft ours. We're gonna run this on Monday Let's start though Taylor.
I want to hear well will as well your draft memories You got picked what was 11th 11th overall? Did you go to the draft? Yes, I was in Radio City Okay, so talk us through that night because we were talking to Carson Palmer the other day And he actually it was like 20 years ago So he signed his contract even before he got drafted so he already there was no like anticipation What's gonna happen where you'd going through the whole gambit of I have no idea what's gonna happen like what's your agent? Tell you how when can you go how late can you go all that stuff?
They told me like the earliest I could go is to because they're the Rams had two picks They had number two pick in the 13th pick and they ended up taking Greg Robinson who's now in prison. Oh, yeah for Taylor Win for so dumb for me, but to go back to like my draft Night I'd have to go back to the Monday before that Thursday night draft that Monday that Atlanta Falcons flew to my house And in Arizona where I was staying and they said hey if you're there at six have your bags packed be ready I'm thinking myself. I will be there at six now Who was this who came your house? No wasn't Dan Quinn it was it was one of the upper dudes that kind of was like the right-hand man of the right-hand man Okay, but they sent a flight the guy literally they had a jet that came down to my house and came here and came and saw me So I thought this is locked and sealed and then during the draft we also can't get Matthew's I was like where do you want to go and he's kind of like putsing around because he doesn't want to tell me eventually I'm gonna go to the Falcons.
I was like, yo me too. So six comes around and The phone starts ringing and it's two tables down and it's jig Matthews and I was fucking I was hot I was hot for that and another reason that happened on the red carpet, but it was a time what happened on the red carpet It was Mother's Day we it was Mother's Day weekend and so they want everybody with their mothers to walk down the red carpet so my mom Gets all dressed up all the other moms wearing their Sunday dress my mom is wearing a shirt with cleavage all of the cleavage showing I'm looking at all my head. Yeah, maybe okay, but um, we do the red carpet. I'm feeling myself I'm in a nice tan suit.
I got the black collar I'm literally this is the best of ever felt mine's all I have as far as looks go and I get to the green room I pull up in the bird and I just it's just constant tweets of hey, I want your mom to sit on my face I'm looking right now. She looks good. She knew exactly she was single at the time too I think newly single so she was she was ready to find a shooter, but I so I had to deal with that So that's a little bit of adversity six game a long big time adversity. I ended up leaving Cross in there too.
Yeah, she doesn't know the church Yeah, oh really? Yeah, she's doing her thing. She was doing her thing. She was doing her thing.
She was doing her thing. I'm like too I'm just resting in between the two chiefs there. She gave birth to you. Yeah, it's her night.
Yes And so I ended up getting pick 11 and I was really upset at the times I thought there's no way I'm gonna fucking play dude Michael Ruz was there Michael or was there they just assigned Michael over before your deal So I didn't really know what to think and then obviously things ended up working out Yeah, so it's all good You think I maybe if you had a more heartwarming story of high school like maybe if your mom wasn't around and then some family picked you up and kind Of nursed you and trained you had a football you would have had that all the buzz you would have gotten drafted instead of Michael Wait, PFD. They're kind of good at it He did actually live with the family in high school I was I know he's doing like more I know I know That's my bad Hand out It's not as much journalism as you can see from your home But it's one of the shades I couldn't tell like No, I didn't know I knew when he didn't know But follow up Why didn't Disney make a movie out of you? It's a good question. That is a good question Why?
There's enough Whoa, there's enough I was thinking it will just set that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that We'll come to that But it's, I mean so After you got drafted Do you just go straight to a party? Yeah I went to my hotel room A handful of people there A lot of alcohol consumed What else? A lot of extra-curricular consumed And the next day I was on a Southwest flight What was your age that early? That's funny And then I was like C35 on a Southwest flight From like LaGuardia to BNA Did him put that on the Nah Damn Titan's been rocking with those kinds of funds Yeah Me and the atoms didn't really take over the franchise It was a dead franchise at the time to say the least Can I just say something about it?
I'm looking at the draft order here The Falcon's fucking fucked up Thank you You can always say that I'm looking at it who is drafted around you I'm going through the top 10 clowny. I would that's like a toss up to me. You were coming, right? Yeah.
Greg Robinson, I take you over here. I'm as you mentioned, he's a person. Blake Bortles, that was the correct. Steel.
Yeah. Absolutely pleased. They feasted the entire draft. Blake has one of the best interviews of all time with that woman.
He's like, what would you be doing? Yeah, yeah. Sophie Julie. Sophie's yeah.
Her. Yeah. And him saying he would like, wait till the morning takes a pass. We'd be doing construction and smoke and sick.
And he's 100% serious. He's imagine. Dude, he retired on our show like six months ago. Yeah.
Because he'd just forgotten to tell everyone that he retired. And he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, a bunch of teams reached out during training camp. And he just told his agent, like, no, I think I'm retired. He just retired.
He's never signed a paper. No, he signed the paper. He just didn't tell anyone. That's so fun.
Yeah. That's so fun. It's perfect. Yeah.