Will Fauci Flee America After Taking the Fifth Over and Over?

This week we escape to Fauci Island — the ultimate getaway where the second you land you get jabbed in the neck, the palm trees are socially distanced, and the Mandatory Gratitude Circle burns Rand Paul in effigy every night.From there we dig into the newly released pages of Anthony Fauci’s private COVID diary: the private lab-leak doubts, the fame obsession, the broken lockdown rules, the undisclosed pulmonary infarct, and the 111 Fifth Amendment pleas. We also look at John Fetterman’s rare moment of candor and why the left’s rules about pardons and the Fifth suddenly flip when it’s one of their own.Elsewhere: Kamala Harris eyes another presidential run while the Democratic field stacks up with the usual suspects, Don Lemon insists “if Trump can do it, anyone can,” and we break down why that take erases the actual political skill required.Trump’s Correspondents Dinner joke about Kaitlan Collins and Dylan Mulvaney sends the media into a transphobia spiral — and accidentally reveals more than they intended.Plus a few unsolicited tips for Ellen Page.We also cover the American Heart Association’s green light for five cups of coffee a day (and Starbucks’ inevitable 128-ounce response), a Christian apologist forced to relocate after Muslims threaten his family for refusing to call Islam peaceful, and the strange progressive-Islamist alliance.Doofus of the Week goes to the Indiana shoplifter whose pants literally fell down from the weight of the stolen goods.We close with a remarkable Good News story: A Chinese woman who dove into a river to save a man trying to end his life, then quietly walked away.Same mix of satire, receipts, and the occasional reminder that not everything is broken.