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my good friend who started at SNL pretty much the same time as me. So we get into those early years. Today, we talk about his amazing SNL audition. We talk about how he became incredible at Donkey Kong. And we also talk about The Four Seasons, the great new show that he's on on Netflix currently with Tina Fey. And speaking of Tina Fey, we are asking Tina to join us and give us a question to ask our guest, Will Forte. And Tina is a friend of the pod. This is her third appearance. And technically, we probably need to start paying her. Tina, hi. Betty, can you hear me?
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His name, Teddy? Teddy? Oh, I wish you could smell him. Smells terrible. Betty, we were just saying that you are the official best friend of the pod because this is the third time you have been on the pod. Thank you for being here. I want a three-timers jacket. Yeah, just like SNL. We'll give you like a really heavy, ill-fitting robe. A really unflattering jacket. You have to wear every time. We're talking to you in New York and we're...
We're talking to the great Will Forte today. Yes. Congratulations, by the way, on your show. I love it. Thank you for watching it. We're going to be plugging it while he's here, but the Four Seasons out on Netflix. Certainly streaming on Netflix. Right, Teddy? And then there's a dog version for Teddy and other dogs. The dog version is a lot darker. What has it been like working with someone that you've known for so long? And what's good about it? It was so easy to work with Will. And when you work with people at SNL...
it's you just know them by osmosis because you just stay up all night with them so many times you you eat like a meat cold meatball off the table next to them even if you're not working directly together that much because will and i didn't really write together or you know um like i don't think we i don't think i've never had dinner with like just will like but it's just all osmosis and so i just was very comfortable with him i feel like we had a shorthand i feel like um i was never worried that he uh would be mad at me or not like me you know yeah easy um and and i knew he was a super hard worker because he has the hardest worker like he'll work himself to death i just found out today that he He did 20,000 steps a day, every day for the year 2024. 20,000, yeah, at least. And he would wear it almost like a court ankle bracelet. He would wear it under his costume when we were filming. And he would talk about how he got about 20,000 steps. And he would get up at 5 o'clock in the morning before he came to the shoot to get the first 10,000. Yeah. Also, one thing I learned about him is he...
and I know his family and friends do love him, so I don't know why he is this way, but I feel like he is so responsive to any words of praise. If you say like, well, you did a great job in that. He's like, he's like a plant that nobody watered for a week. He's like, thank you so much. He's so grateful. Like, I know your wife is nice to you, but he just really, I think his love language is words of affirmation. Oh, that's so good to know. He's doing a great job on the podcast and watch his face light up. He's going to light up. It's so true because, I mean, and it's so easy to talk about how great he is because he is so, not only is he so funny and a great writer and a really nice person, but he...
he could have been in another world, like a finance bro, like he's, or a jock. So interesting, Amy, because that was the main question I thought to ask him is I would like to know if he had not ended up in comedy, because I know anecdotally from talking to him that he had a lot of weird jobs. You know, he was like, it's almost like he's immortal because he describes chunks of his life. I'm like, that's too many chunks. Like, what do you mean that one time you went up to Alaska and were a salmon fisherman? Like, what do you mean? So he's had all kinds of jobs. And I wonder if he had not ended up a comedy writer and then a performer, what would he have been? What would it become of him? Great question.
And if in another era, if he lived in another era, I feel like he would have been a really popular 70s game show host who then like killed a bunch of nurses. And then they would like Mark Harmon would have played him in a movie. Yeah, that makes sense. But yeah, like what what would his life be like if he had gone a different route? And I'm going to talk to him just a little bit about some of his characters, because I feel like they just are so like they just kind of came with him in SNL. He had so many that he brought. Do you remember his audition? I kind of do, because I remember he did.
I think he did Tim Calhoun, the really quiet guy running for office. And he did that kind of infamous silver face paint guy. Yeah. His comedy is so truly unique. His voice, when you think of like MacGruber and the Falconer and all these, and like all the kind of, you know, the dancing football coach and the Halloween sketch where he's the guy who has to tell everybody he's a registered sex offender. His, or like the time he brought his lovely mom onto Weekend Update and just like.
like was like going to tribute her but it was just like when you die he has such a weird sense of humor I wonder what comedy things shaped him because I don't think it's the same stuff as everybody else you know but like what like what combination of comedy viewing and real life childhood trauma it made this made his comedy this there's like a mischievous streak in him yes I felt it a little bit in some of the scenes when you guys were throwing stuff at each other oh yeah like there was a little bit I was like that is a little forte Yes. He hits me with a cup. Yes. And I look genuinely really mad. But also he was like, the obedient part of him was like so happy that he hit me with the cup on the first try. He likes anything that's close to sports. All right. Thank you, Betty, for this time. Thank you. See you soon. Bye. This episode is brought to you by Uber Eats. Summer is here and you can now get almost anything you need for your sunny days delivered by Uber Eats. What do I mean by almost? Well, you can't get a summer blockbuster delivered, but you can get a block of cheese. A cabana? That's a no. But a banana?
That's a yes. You know what I like to order from Uber Eats? Batteries. Don't eat batteries. But I often need batteries and you can get batteries from Uber Eats. Get almost, almost anything delivered with Uber Eats. Order now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. Okay, I'll officially start. We are with Will Forte. We are with Orville Willis Forte IV. The fourth, yes. You're the fourth Orville. I'm always pissed if somebody doesn't say the fourth. I know. Sometimes people say the third and it's like.
That's my dad, obviously. And it's also, my mouth wants to say Orville Wilbur Forte, but it's not. It's Willis Forte. Oddly, I accept that. I'm totally fine with Wilbur just because there's something fun about it, but the fourth is just, that's disrespectful if you get the fourth wrong. They named me the fourth, like, for a reason. Well, tell me who, because I love, you told me this very early on when we met, the names of all of, because you go by Will, but you did not go by Will as a kid, right? I was Billy as a kid, but then it was, I was born in 1970, so when I started going to school, I started hearing about Billie Jean King, and people were like, you have a girl's name, and that was like a big deal, like, so I.
She was like, I am not Billy. I am Will. And that's how, yeah, I think I just demanded a name change at like five or six years old. Okay, but then you went by Will. Then your dad went by? Dad was Rebel. Yeah. Because he was born up by you. He was west in Massachusetts. So he's from Yankee territory. But he was born in New Orleans. His dad was stationed down in Rebel territory during World War II. I don't think it was still, I mean, yeah. So he went by, as a joke, they called him Rebel. And he went by Reb, right? He still goes by Reb. He still goes by Reb. He's still around. Still skis. Almost 82. 82 and about.
It's three weeks and he still skis. I'm here to say, both your parents, just attractive people. I just saw Patty, your mom, and Reb at the Four Seasons premiere. Your dad is a handsome silver fox. He's kind of a white fox now. Yeah, he's a white fox. He's blending into the snow. Patty looks incredible. Right? Yeah. Yeah, she's about to turn 82 also. There are people who think she's in her mid-60s. Yeah, she has incredible skin. You have very good genes. Will Orte, I'm so excited to have you come today because...
I feel like all of us in, we like all went to the same comedy high school or something. Like we all graduated at the same time at a, from a place. And I feel like when we all see each other, it just feels like we. Like, in fact, Tina was talking about this. Like, it just feels like we all through osmosis just got to spend so many hours together. Yes. Like, we really spent a huge chunk of our lives. I would even say it's more than a high school experience. It's like a family. Yeah. Like, a real family. And that 50th really showed it, too. Because there'd be a lot of people that you didn't meet that you felt like you knew. And it was just such a, like, a warm homecoming with those people that, like, you've heard of them. They've heard of you. And it's just like, oh, my God, I'm finally meeting you. It was. But, I mean, for somebody you went through it with for as long as we did. Yeah.
You guys are all family. I know. And did you meet anybody for the first time at the 50th that you had never met? Like that you had never... Yes, Melanie Hutzel. Adam Driver I had never met. And he was so sweet. And Nathan Lane was there. Just people like that. So it was just a delight. And then the capper was like right after we go through this long rehearsal, we had noticed Paul McCartney just hanging out in the bleachers. And somebody said, are you sticking around? Because Paul McCartney is doing soundcheck right now. So we're like...
So I just hung around and called my wife and my daughter, whose birthday, it was her fourth birthday. So I said, get Zoe out of bed right now. Get over here. She's like, she's because she was taking a nap. So I said, get her up. Get her up. I was so mean. I was like, get down here right now. I'm leaving you. I'm leaving this family. So she runs her down. And I have this just priceless video of like her watching Paul McCartney singing. It was the very end of like, you know, the whole Golden Slumbers medley. Is Zoe the daughter that ate the ice cream for the first time? Yes. She's this daughter right here.
She's this one. There's Cecilia right there. And there's Zoe. Listeners, Will Forte just lifted up his pants and showed us socks that has his daughter's faces on them. Where did you get those socks? My wife gets them for me like every Christmas, every Father's Day, every birthday. It's all I want. I would say 90% of my socks have somebody special's face on them. I'm walking on my family all the time. You have two daughters, four and what? Four and two and a half. Well. They're so cute. Yeah, I started late. My wife got me when I first.
When I first was, I think it was before the first one was born, she got a sweatshirt that she had made that said, dad or grandpa? Question mark. Just so great. And definitely most people would probably go, grandpa. No. For sure. As an older dad. How dare you? You've lived a lot of lives. You have a lot of versions of you. Before we met at SNL, you were in finance before you worked in comedy.
Yeah, but I was barely. I was like, it was a, I was an intern and it was what my dad did. So it was, I, it, it was a big deal to me back then because it's what I thought I was going to do just because my dad did it. So I always thought, oh, well, following his footsteps. And then as I was doing it, it was like, oh, this doesn't feel right. Maybe it's just because, you know, I was working for this guy and he was a nice guy, but it's like, you know, it was the.
The thing that I was doing was kind of boring. I would just like call people on his behalf and then right when I'd get them on the line, I would send them over to him. So I wouldn't have to like do the scary and exciting part of like trying to sell a product to this guy. Yeah, it's just like get the person on the phone. Hold for this guy. I don't want to say his name. He's a nice guy, but I like, I just, I've said it in the past. I'm like, oh, I don't know if he wants to be part of my stories, but he was great. But at a certain point he said, his name's Brett. He's a nice guy. I don't think he'd care. No, he don't care.
But he, at a certain point he said, you know what? I want you to, I'm going to put you through the series seven and, and you'll come over and be part of my, like the junior guy in my team or something like that. And I just, it was at that point that I was like, oh, I know myself. And if I, if I agree to this, I will. never leave like I wouldn't I wouldn't go like oh this my attitude would be this guy went out on a limb took a chance on me I'm not gonna just F him over but it is like when you came when my memory of you was when you came to SNL it was like you already had an aura because it was like he it was like he was worked as in a brokerage firm and then he left to write comedy and you had already written for Letterman and was it third rock from the sun you had two genuine and 70 show when you auditioned for snl i was trying to get out of the audition because i was under contract for 70 shows so to me i was like i was like i can't even do it anyway i think we had just gotten picked up for two years in a row which was unheard of and so i was like i finally had this job that's going to stick for a while and loved the job and this experience at letterman where i didn't do great and i was like
this felt like is this going to be another dream shattered so just like hold on to this thing that you know is you're you got for sure is a bird in the hand right yeah so so i just was like i finally they talked me into coming to audition so i went and and then i got the job your audition your audition was it was so funny will really Yes. Well, thank you. It was so, I think this goes down as one of the best. Really? I think so. I mean, I remember. By the way, look at that audition. You'll see the doughy forte for sure. I probably was, yeah, 30 to 40 pounds heavier. Baby forte. Yeah. Just like cheeseburger forte. You did a bunch of characters in that audition that you ended up doing on the show. You did Tim Calhoun. You're the soft-spoken candidate. The speed reader ended up on the show. Yes, the speed reader. Was the spelling bee guy?
spelling bee guy was kind of just tim calhoun that's a different a different setup that's true um but uh did you do impressions i did i was not i mean you know my impressions they're so bad um i could do kermit the frog that's i think it um i did michael mcdonald which is like i did the things everybody could do and i did martin sheen but i said like it was like west wing martin sheen or an apocalypse now it was just like an old person voice kind of or like I mean, not to, no disrespect, but just like for me at the time, I was 32. And like, I just kind of said, hi, I'm Martin Sheen. And what I said, I've had kind of a cold lately. So it just doesn't sound like me. It's because of the cold. But, you know, if it does sound like me, then I guess the cold is gone. Or something like that.
Oh my god, that's so good. And then you did the amazing character that did end up on SNL once, which is the silver-faced... Oh, we did it at dress rehearsal, but it didn't... But it didn't make the show? It didn't make the show, but I was so thankful that it didn't because... Can you just tell people about that, though, for people that don't know? Because it is legendary that you did it in the audition. It was something I used to do at the Groundlings, and it was a gold man. Excuse me, not silver, it was gold. No, no, no, it's totally fine. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. No, no, no, everyone always says silver man when they... I think there are more people out on the streets that are silver than gold.
Because it's just less expensive. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so it's one of those guys who's, you know, dressed all in silver, silver. You got me. I'm so sorry.
dressed all in gold, frozen. And then if you put money in his thing, he, you know, moves around like a robot and then freezes until somebody puts more money in. So I did this sketch where it was, you know, it had a thing that said dollars make me move. So a robber comes up. This was at the Groundlings. It was Jim Rash. And Jim Rash comes up and takes the money out. And I can't move because he's not putting money in. So I'm just stuck there until somebody else finally comes back and puts a dollar in. And then I like try to find this guy. And I'm like.
In a very robot way. In a very robot-y way. So then I sadly go back up onto my perch, and then somebody else, Jeremy Rowley, comes up. He's a kid with Kevin Ruff and says, Daddy, why does the gold man look so sad? And I was, you know, well, maybe if you ask him, he'll tell you. Or maybe if you put a dollar in, he'll tell you. Maybe if you put two dollars in, he'll tell you in song. And so then I do this song, and that's what I did for the— And can you tell everyone what the song was? And I tried to do what I just told you in—
I tried to do that in like 15 seconds. Yeah. I don't think I did it, but it was like, so there's this guy. So what was the song though? It's an incredible song. So this is, so this is the, yeah, so I just set it up. I almost like retold the setup again. So keep in mind. Just because I'm a man made of gold. So also, just so you know, before I do this, so he puts in the $2, the kid puts in the $2, and then a bunch of people start gathering around, Maya Rudolph being one of them.
Just because I'm a man made of gold doesn't mean I'm made out of money. But the calling I found is to give people pleasure through incredibly precise robotic movement. That's why I come out to the streets. To help me make ends meet. And I work real hard to fill up that jar. Little bad apple ruins the barrel. Heart of gold. 24 carat. But through all the pain, I grin and I bear it. Heart of gold. But I'm living a golden dream. Because any way you slice it, we're all on the same team. Come on now, everybody. And everybody starts singing along. Heart of gold. 24 carat.
But through all the pain, I grin and I bear it. The mic goes, he grins and he bears it. Heart of gold. But it don't make me no saint. Because I got a little secret. That's a cock for my face pain. Come on, sing with me, everybody. Come on. Heart of gold. That's a cock for my face pain. That's a cock for my face pain. Cock. Face pain.
I suck cock for my face pain. I suck that cock for my face pain, face pain. Cock, face pain, face pain, cock and face pain. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, face pain. Cock, cock, face pain, cock, cock, face pain, cock, cock, cock, face pain. Cock, cock, face pain, cock, face pain, cock, cock, together at last in a heavenly union. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. And then just kind of go out. And at this point, everybody's left. And then I'm just gone. Together at last in a heavenly union.
So I did that a bunch at the Groundlings. And you did it for your SNL audition. And I did it for my SNL audition. I remember walking out. Lauren was there and just kind of didn't do what I said. And I didn't know what to say. So I just said, sorry about all the cocks. And then left. And I got the job. I can remember the reaction to that and how hard people were laughing on a notoriously cold room. That room is very... People were dying laughing. That's really nice to hear. You don't remember that? No, because you're so focused on it.
And especially if you're singing, if you're doing anything loud, you can't really hear something until there's quiet. And this is just like constant noise. And I might've even had my music. Like there's this guy, Teddy Zambetti. Thank you, Teddy. Who was the musical director at the Groundlings at the time I did that, gave me this tape of the music so I could do it to the music. And yeah, so I didn't know. I didn't, you know, you walk out of there, you just have no idea how you did. And then I actually.
At some point, I went up to Lauren's office. Because I think also, like, because I'd been such a little pain in the ass about even going out to audition, I think he was like, you know. Are you going to take this job, you know, if I give it to you kind of thing? Well, it was the weirdest thing because I went in there and I was like, I think he was basically saying. you know, basically saying you have the job. But he doesn't like to actually tell anybody. He notoriously doesn't ever like hire or fire anybody. He's very enigmatic about it. And when you start, you know, like that kind of thing. When one works here. And you know, there'll be a time when you're here and people will be, and I was like, did I get hired? Yeah. Yeah. Like skipping the part where it's like, so let me be clear. You've got the job and moving on to like, in your first year you're going to find, and you're like my first year here. Yeah.
Like, but to me, I fill in the blanks of the first part that he glides over as like, you're very much on the fence, probably not going to get this job. But if you were lucky enough, if I, you know, somehow make a bad decision and hire you in your first year, you would, you know, and then that stuff. Right, right. You got the job and then you had to go back and you had to turn down like a secure job. Well, if you remember this. Did you do double dip? No, I went back there and I was like, I'm not going to leave Stephanie Show. That's right. Will you?
That's such a badass move because, I mean, it is. I was just a puss. I was scared. But you said, I can't. You turned it down. I did. You said, I can't do it because I have other obligations. And just like a lady who doesn't answer her texts, SNL was like, I've never been more attracted to you. I mean, it was like double down. Everyone was like, what?
And I was, I mean, everyone's like, oh, what a punk rock move. And like, literally now I'm like, you know, I'm like, oh, thank God I didn't have to go because I know I would have failed. And I was just like, so it was totally a decision based in fear. And thank God at the end of that situation, at the end of the year where I wrote at 70 show and it was great, but I thought about it all the time. Like, oh, I should have done it. I should have done it. And thank God Lauren came back. I remember Spivey calling me up.
and saying or no we went to somebody's wedding that was it we were at a wedding and and spivey and spivey and maya were both there and so they were you know we talked about it a little bit and i said yeah i kind of regret not doing it i really regret not doing it and so so they so they came back lauren came back and said would you want to come audition again and i and so i said yes and then mark brazil the guy who was my boss at 70 show said you gotta you got to go do this, do this. And you have a job here. If, if, uh, if you, yeah, if you, if it doesn't work out, just come right back here. When you got on the show, did you ever feel secure, safe, or did you always feel like you had to hustle every week for your stuff? Like, did you ever have a moment where you relaxed? I started relaxing like year seven, maybe it was my first year. Everyone's terrified. Right. I mean, you were, you were just like, you seem like you were a pretty instant sensation. Um, but it's, it was tough with, because like a bunch of,
I mean, it was a lot of, like, white dudes. It was 2001 and a lot of white dudes. It was a huge cast. It was, like, 17 people. And so you're trying to get your stuff on, right? And you're trying to get noticed. And then I got somehow the George Bush role. So it's like, you know, we talked earlier, like, I don't do impersonations. And, like, it was.
a match not made in heaven. Yeah, you didn't like that. I mean, listen, Will Ferrell was George Bush. He was George W. Bush. He was so good at it. It was, I mean, like, I've said this before, but anybody replacing, it's like trying to replace the church lady, trying to have somebody else do that or like, you know.
You just he he made it such his own thing that like they should have just retired it. But of course, you can't retire the sitting president on SNL. You have to have somebody has to be doing it. And I just like I had to be that guy. So it was like I was kind of a letdown for a year as Bush. It is interesting to watch and pay attention to how impersonations get passed around. And sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't. And yeah, you have a job to do, so you have to do it. But yeah, I know. And then and then as I feel you the same way, like it didn't take me until.
later on where i started to feel relaxed but when you started to feel relaxed like i feel like all of your oh well the story that led to kind of relaxing is it was after the third sorry to cut you off please but i think this was after my third season there or it might have been after the second season there was this big period where they were like right rightly saying something's a little off with the show let's figure it out put a bunch of us on hold I think you might have been one of the only people who wasn't put on hold for like they just like picked you up. But like 10 of us, just a bunch of us had our there's a time for people who don't know. There's a time in like July where they are contractually obligated to tell you if you're getting picked up for the next season. And then sometimes they will make a request to have three extra weeks. And they did that with a bunch of people. And that's always scary. And then I got to the end of that three weeks. A lot of people have gotten picked up and they asked for this was Friday. They said, can we tell you Monday? And I'm like.
What am I going to say? So I'm like, sure. Then on Monday they said, we're not going to be able to tell you until Wednesday. And then that went on. Well. Jumping every two days for three more weeks. Three more weeks. And I was the very last person who got asked back. Everybody else, I don't even think they cut anybody that year. They just. They just tortured everybody. But then what happened was eventually Lauren called me up. And it actually was a good thing because he said, he said, here's your deal. You still have a writer mindset. When you write your own things.
You commit to them fully and you're, you're really good about that. But then when other people write things, you're, you get timid and you're, and, and, and, you know, in my head, I'm like, oh, you freaking don't, you're so stupid. Of course that's not happening. And of course he was a hundred percent right. I was like, I would remember back to it's 70 show. If I'd write something and somebody's like, or just any, any job, you write something and you're like, no, that's not how it's meant to be said. And, and it's like, so I, in my head, when I'm doing these sketches that other people have written, it's like, I could hear them going like.
Oh, he's blowing it. Oh, interesting. So the timidity came not from like you not caring or not trying, but it was like you were afraid that they were thinking this isn't right. I wanted to do it exactly how they wanted it, but didn't know how they wanted it. And so I was kind of timid. And he's like, you just got to take ownership over the sketch. And it was like, it really like it could have gone either way. It could have been I could have just like receded into the shell.
melted down and for some reason it became this thing of like oh it's all gravy from here i could have just been fired i wasn't fired yeah and so like you know i gotta give it to lauren he was totally right and really somehow you know in it was kind of a master stroke of genius. That is a really good feedback and good note. But it still probably took another two years before I was like feeling safe. Do you remember that we sat next to each other at the read-through table? Yeah. You and I were next to each other. Do you remember when we had the guy come for the sexual harassment? I certainly do. Do you remember what we were doing during it? I mean, I think it was like drawing pictures of dicks or something. I assume it's something. I mean, my memory again is bad. We were consensually and appropriately just with each other, I believe, drawing pictures of penises and giving them back and forth to each other. And then I accidentally...
I handed that sheet of paper to the very nice man who had just done the entire seminar because I thought it was the sign-in sheet. Do you know this part? I forgot that part. And he was like, what's this? And I said, oh, that's the wrong. Sir, that's the wrong paper. But moving forward.
I mean, look, there are so many things I look back now and I go like, you think, oh, it's all about getting the laugh. It's all it's agree. And I feel that's what like is that's the part about getting older and being in and being in comedy is you have to like figure out like, oh, it's like everything has an expiration date. I mean, there's like even even on the 50th when they said like, here's all they had that segment of which is like, here's all the ways we got things wrong. And they showed way inappropriate casting for people. You know, we all play people that we should not have played.
Misappropriated. I appropriated. I didn't know. I did know. Like it's very real. And the best thing you can do is like make repair, learn from your mistakes, do better. Like it's all you can do.
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You are so good in it. Thank you. Oh, man. You're so good. I mean, I know how good you are. I love watching you act. I just think you're such a great actor. I love it. I'll tell you, like, and this will sound like avoiding a compliment, but I really mean it. Like, the way those guys write makes you look like such a good actor. It's like, their writing is so good. Yeah. It's just like, and that goes for all Tina shows. Like, you know, 30 Rock, getting to do the character I got to play in 30 Rock, Paul Lassenme.
It just like it's what the stuff that I got to say was just a gift every single time. It's like anybody could have done that. It really is like such good. You had such a flow and you're really sweet together and we really bought you as a couple. And I just love seeing you also play because you have the capacity to play such really like, you know.
deeply funny original and eccentric characters. You played a lot of eccentric characters. And I loved seeing you play this kind of person because he was very, he's very close to how I perceive you, Will. Yeah, a lot of similarities, I think. Yeah. So I talked to Tina before this, you know, we like to talk about people behind their back.
In a good way. And ask people what I should ask you. And so I talked to Tina before you came on, and she had a couple of good questions for you. One was, which I think we may have already covered, but if you weren't a comedy writer, you've had a lot of different versions of you. Do you see a parallel world? If you were never a comedy actor and writer, what would you have been? I think I would have been...
ideally a college professor. I see that. Some kind of history. I just, there's something. Well, you're a white male of a certain age, so you're obsessed with history. I mean. Yeah, it would have been white history. Yeah. I just, I love, I love walking around campuses. That makes me sound a little bit like a creep a little bit. I love walking around campuses. I love walking around campuses. Seeing those young people. And then comedy view. Oh, I wrote down her question, which was like, when you were growing up, who did you, who were your comedy, who did you see and you thought, oh, like who are your influences basically? I would say number one was Steve Martin.
Peter Sellers was another big one. Every SNL, just every SNL, just SNL. Yeah. David Letterman. Those are the four. But I mean, you know, Monty Python, SCTV, so much stuff. But like Steve Martin, definitely my number one. Yeah. Steve Martin for our generation, because we're about the same age, it was like.
So big. Did you watch that documentary? I somehow haven't. Oh my, it's just so good. That's right here. It's so good. And it's really moving because it feels like, in the same way that the SNL 50th felt like our entire life, you know, it started when we were three, that show. Steve was like the big star when we were little kids. And like, he just, he just spans our life too. Yeah. I mean, all those standup albums and.
But the jerk. I mean, the jerk. It was, for me, it was, it all, but then, and there's still things that I stumble onto that I, you know, had never seen. Like, somehow I had never seen the, what was it, the great Flydini? Oh, yeah. Have you seen?
But there are, you know, I'm sure I'm leaving out a million things, you know. Was a huge fan of Cheers and that's, you know. Love Cheers. Cheers was in Boston, which was such a big deal growing up. Yeah, yeah. Even though not one person had an authentic Boston accent in that show, but including Cliff. It was not an authentic accent. But that was such a big deal. Like, Cheers felt like, oh, this was like a show for us or something. Yeah. But I loved Cheers. Yeah. So good. I mean, still. The pilot of Cheers and one of the best pilots ever. Yeah. And I look back now every once in a while, I'll go back and watch them and.
It's still so amazing. The storytelling is so good. Those writers are just cream of the crop. And what are you watching today? Looking at, listening to, reading. How do you check out? How do you zone out? How do you get yourself happy or laugh? Where do you go? What do you watch?
I play a lot of Sudoku. For some reason, I have a bunch of things like checklists. Do you know I've never played Sudoku? I used to be, I mean, I'm still a big crossword, you know, I do the New York Times crossword puzzle, but usually I'll just wait till Saturday to do Saturday and Sunday. Saturday's hard. I know. I just want to jump to that. I know it's a humble brag. I love it. It's a learned skill. And people don't know that you had like one of the highest scores ever in Donkey Kong. That's true. That's true. Which is, you know, yeah, that's a big factor in, you know, measuring somebody's brain capacity.
But what was your score and how did you get it? It was very high. Where was it measured? Here's the story about that. At one point, I had the 29th highest registered Donkey Kong score. The word registered should be in bold print. So I was down doing that movie, Good Old Fashioned Orgy, with Sudeikis and Lake Bell and Tyler Labine and Pete Hyke and Alex Gregory. Just a million people. Lindsay Sloan. It was so fun. It was a very fun summer.
And I was the person in this movie. It's a group of friends who are going to all have an orgy. And I was in – I was the friend. Me and Lucy Punch played a couple that they didn't want to be at the orgy. So great. I forget why. I think we were – because we were married or – yeah. But they didn't want us in the orgy. So I was basically only in like every fourth day. And so I found this bar. I would just go down to this bar that had a Donkey Kong in it. And I wouldn't even drink there. I would just go and play Donkey Kong. And then there was this JLK. I still remember. JLK had all the high scores. And I'm like, I'm going to get this fucker off this high score that I'm going to –
beat this guy so I started getting better and better and then I'd go home and I'd look up you know tips for how you get through this level that I was you know so I'm spending hours and hours all my off days and so I'm getting better and better well eventually I get a pretty high score and I showed there was this guy Leo Leo Daniels I think was his name and he was you remember King of Kong yes of course that movie well he was like I think he was the record holder for Defender or there were a couple different games that he was big in that scene but he was he was he was on our crew for Good Old Fashioned Orgy. So I showed him this picture. I'm like, check this out. Not bad, huh? And he's like, that's pretty good. And I'm like, oh, really? And he said, yeah, that's pretty good. By the way, it was higher than JLK. So he sent it to that guy, Walter.
who was the, if you've seen King of Kong, I forget Walter's last name, but he was the guy who would watch the videotapes. And I didn't videotape it, but he just, I think he made a special SNL. And he said, I'm going to put you in the books. So he registered it. Holy moly. But that's the thing, there are probably a million people who have higher scores, but like who's going to register their Donkey Kong score? If you're going for a high Donkey Kong score, you're going to register it. Sure, but I was just like having fun. This was my own, I was establishing my own levels that I wanted to get to.
Sudoku. I didn't do it for the glory. And what about what makes you laugh? What are you like laughing at? The kids. I mean, they're so freaking funny. Okay. There's a video that I saw of your daughter eating ice cream for the first time. And if I may describe it, because Tina and I were talking about it. It's the, it is the cutest. We were saying it's like, it's such precious IP. You could.
sell it and then do an animated series off of it. It is, can you explain what happens? She's, I mean, I could play the audio. Well, let's play the audio. Can I play the audio? Oh, it's so. It really is. It's so cute. Listeners, it's like. I mean, I wonder if you have to see it if it's. But she's, is she having ice cream for the first time? No, she's had ice cream before, but it's freezing. So what you can't see is like, she is pounding this ice cream and she's like shivering and shaking. And then, but she keeps going. And we know that she comes from an ice cream family because you love ice cream. Yes. Here, I'll show it to you so you can see it. You're shivering.
You're not cold? Why are you shivering? Because of my legs are bumpy. Because of my legs are bumpy. Because of what? Your legs are bumpy? She's deeply shivering and eating ice cream. You're so funny. You got ice cream up on your glasses, too. And then she crosses her eyes trying to see it on her glasses. Where? Right here. She crossed her eyes to find ice cream on her glasses.
Uh, brain freeze. You got a brain freeze? That's your second brain freeze. It seems like she's going to die and then she just, after this one, I think she dies right back in. It's your second brain freeze. So that's basically it. Oh, that's so cute. It helps to see the visuals because when you say like, you have, she had like ice cream up here and it's like, you have ice cream on your glasses or whatever. She goes.
Little kids with glasses are so cute. Well, you would love both my kids then because they have shitty eyesight. Little glasses, so cute. One has little pink glasses and one has purple. That's one of the things I do. It's so cute. One of my go-to comfort watches is I watch videos of little kids getting glasses for the first time.
That is the best or kids who some have like cochlear implants or soldiers coming home and surprising their kids at school. Absolutely. They're all in the same category. Dogs coming, dogs being away from. Elephants. Yeah. Who used to be trained by a guy and then they run back to the guy and they hug the guy. Yeah. Anything, any reuniting and any like, I mean, when you see a little baby that's just kind of like not focusing and then they put those little glasses on them and the baby sees their mom and then they smile. Forget it. Yeah.
I love those videos. It's so good. And then because of the rule of threes and because I too often have to circle back and close the loop, I feel like on behalf of one of my producers, Jack here, I need to ask you about this particular sketch. Will, you are one of the people that when I say like, I'm going to have you on, every person I know, but a lot of men I know, you're their favorite. And also they want to talk about their favorite sketches that you've done. Like they want me to mention it. And the one that Jack wants me to mention, Jack, I feel like, right? I just feel like we can't end without it. Okay. Because is...
is Clancy, you know, is a glass of beer. Okay. So can you just tell us, for those people that don't know that sketch, can you just... Well, first of all, it's jar of beer. I'm so sorry. I forgive you. Oh my God, I would be... What did I say, glass? You said glass of beer. Oh, jar of beer. How could I? You only say it sometimes. It's a glass jar. It's a glass jar. I mean, it's glass parentheses unspoken, but like... So, so sorry. So can you just tell us how that sketch came about? And for people that don't know. So we... How do you even explain it? This was me and Wig and John Solomon.
wrote a sketch that was like, a Thanksgiving sketch. It was just people singing, I forget the tune, but it was like, guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner this year? And then it was just a bunch of weird names like, Pessamelia, Giltwizhna, Frugfrem, you know, Betsy People Poof, and all these weird things. And it did not make it. It was like fun, but it made it to dress rehearsal, I think. The next time we went in, we figured out the thing of like, oh, we'll sing about,
Toddlers, Model T, Cars. I think it just started out, the first song we wrote, it was going to be a bunch of different songs. And you just picked those words? We picked those things. We're like, what if every single one has those things? And then it became about that. But then the first time we put it up at a table read, it was like existing songs. So it was like, highway to the toddler zone. I remember that. Gonna, you know, drink a jar of beer in a spaceship in the toddler zone. And then just, you know, and so it was probably 10 different songs that would have been the most expensive sketch of all time. So they said.
get out of our face with that. So we were like, oh, let's do that because we love the concept of the, you know, the weird thing. So we just wrote original songs and that was kind of how we did it. And it was Jackie and Clancy. Jackie Snad and Clancy Keith Bachelorette. That's right. And you guys just sang songs. Toddlers, Jars of Beer, Spaceships, and wait, and Model T cars.
That was one of the most fun to ever get to do. I remember watching that. I remember you doing it at the table. And, you know, like I said, you were next to me. So it was really loud. Always. I'm sorry. That was incredible. And you and we did so many funny things together. You're such a like, you're just so great together. I mean, she's genius. But that one was like felt particularly fun because just like how you said, it kind of felt like you were both of you felt like.
you were in like your senioritis. Like it was very like loose and stupid and fun that you can only get to if you've been on the show for a while. Like you just, I don't know, you have to kind of earn it and get there. And that felt like that kind of sketch. It definitely was a really, you know, they would always say like, you'd put stuff up and it would seem to go well at the table and, and, and it wouldn't get picked. And they'd say like, just wait, you know, when you're, when you're there for long enough, those things will start getting picked. And, and, and they were, it was right. It was right. Like, you know, certainly there were still a couple of times when you're like, Hey, I want, you know, I deserve the old senior. And it was never like, I, I was never, I never went in thinking like, Hey, I deserve this because I'm a senior. I wouldn't, I would never want something that I thought sucked to get on. I was a part of a lot of things that sucked by the way.
that I probably liked myself. But to me, it was like, if something went well at the table read, it deserved, like when you're in your seventh year, you deserve a shot. Yep. And sometimes, by the way, sometimes there'd be shows that were chock full of good stuff. Yeah. And so I understand it with that. But then every once in a while, I'd be like, okay, that thing made it in. Oh, yeah. I mean, that was a lot of it. It was like, okay, they're doing another one of those. Okay.
But that sketch from beginning to end is and remains everybody's favorite. And so to end our podcast today, will you? Oh, can I tell one? Yes. We did so much press and I can't believe this never came up. But like Tina, in the making of the four seasons, we all had what's called two bangers. Yeah. Two banger trailers. So basically there'd be a trailer with a wall in the middle and the toilets would be up against the wall. And so, so I was, I wanted to be very extra respectful. Like I wanted her to know that like.
I don't even know. At some point, I'm like, I just want you to know I'm never in there trying to listen to what's going on. If I hear that you even come close to that bathroom, I'm going— This is an example where I know your intention is good, but— something up that no one would think like no one would think that everyone's thinking it you kidding everyone's thinking it it's so quiet in there i can like hear if she like starts writing a letter at the far end of the trailer it's like oh she's writing a letter it's like oh it's a blue envelope yeah you can hear everything so you know i'm not trying to listen just like just i just want you to feel comfortable like if you ever go in there i go in i put on some music yeah and the door's shut i'm just not in there and so we so it became this joke thing and then and then we had a system where if we ever heard iron maiden that was like clear out of here damage is being done I can't believe that never came up. We just did a full press junket, all did talk shows. We're seeing it here.
That's actually, like, that loving care is actually what, like, a real marriage is like. Like, what you're just talking about, like, how you and Tina are, like, keeping each other's boundaries. I'll tell you, that was, like, that was a really nice thing because, like, to get to go through that experience, A, you know, forget about it with, like, the honor of getting to play Tina's husband. Like, what a, professionally, what a thrill. But personally, to get to have that experience, we're hanging out so much. And, like, she was, you know, got to hang with my family. And it was just, it was very special to go through that with her. Yeah, it's awesome. I loved it. Thank you. All right, I want, but can you sing the glass?
Oh, my God, I did it again. Can you sing the Jar of Beer? Do you remember the Jar of Beer song? Oh, clancy, can you take me down to spaceship camp? Does a toddler have a boiling frying egg up with a frying pan? So hop in my Model T car, look, a spaceship. There's a toddler in a Model T car, spaceship camp. I forgot. I mean, I was butchering it, but it was like... I just remember also, it was like, spaceship camp. Oh, my God.
Well, I love you. You're so great. I love you. Thank you so much for doing this. It is so fun. It's just so nice to spend time together. I barely see you anymore. We should hang out more. I would love that. I would love that. I love every time I get to see you. And that's been the best thing about this is I get to spend like an hour and a half talking while people watch. Thank you, buddy. Thank you.
Thank you so much, Will. Love you. And you're just so hilarious always and love talking to you today. And, you know, Will talked about Donkey Kong and a great documentary about Donkey Kong is called King of Kong. And I just wanted to say in the Polar Plunge, check out King of Kong. It came out maybe almost 20 years ago, but it's a documentary directed by Seth Gordon, a great director who went on to direct movies like Horrible Bosses and Identity Thief. And he actually directed a few episodes of Parks and Recreation in the early days. And it is just this incredible tale of men and their love of a particular game. So check it out.
Check out Four Seasons and check out this podcast. See you soon. Bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss-Berman, and me, Amy Poehler. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paper Kite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Kat Spillane, Kaya McMullen, and Alaya Zanaris. For Paper Kite, production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell, and Jenna Weiss-Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.