Will You Survive "Cooties": When Recess Becomes a Nightmare

Send us Fan MailWe dive into the horror-comedy "Cooties" where a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into zombie-like infected creatures, forcing teachers to band together and fight for survival against their former students.• Film stars Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, and Alison Pill as teachers trapped in a school with infected children• The virus only fully "zombifies" pre-pubescent children while adults only get flu-like symptoms• Transmission occurs through bites and scratches, mimicking how children spread "cooties" in playground games• Strategic barricading was effective until the children accessed the ventilation system• Characters showed impressive resourcefulness, creating weapons from everyday school items• Water collection and non-perishable food items are top priorities in any apocalyptic scenario• Initial phases of societal collapse would likely have abundant housing due to population reduction• The group agrees to watch "Cast Away" for their next episode