William Shatner Rides Jeff Bezos' Dick to Space, Paul Reads Hilarious Amazon Reviews, and Halloween at the Funeral Home!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Experiencing a Higher Than Normal Call Volume!Paul Read the Razzmatazz Clause!Safe Spaces and Therapy Dogs!Dave Loves To Love Everyone!Jeff Bezos Couldn't Give a Fuck About William Shatner's Space Experience!T.J. Hooker!Florida Man Returns Intermittently!Banana Slicer Saves Marriage!Mrs. Toledo! IS SHE STILL ALIVE??!!?!?!Banana Blow Job Practice!Gummy Bear Cleanse!Explosive Green Apple Splatters!Anal Leakage!20 Gummy Bears Destroy a Woman!Deathly Farts!1000 Rotting Corpses Vomiting!Sore Starfish!No Murdaugh Updates Today!American Horror Story Explodes Our Heads! All 4 Of Them!Blanche Devereaux's Bedroom!UFOs Are Coming!Stupid Humans!Climate Change Will Kill Us, Not the Earth!Human Stupidity!Social Media is Awful!Narcissistic Personality Disorder!Funeral Home Ghosts!"Heathers"!Episode Links (In Order):Russell Howard Show - Bezos Sends Shatner to Space!Hutzler Banana Slicer!Haribo 5lb Bag of Sugarless Gummy Bears!You Can Mimic Blanche Devereaux's Bedroom!"Heathers"!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music, "Dank Halloween", Graciously Supplied By: Shane IversVisit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!