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Willie Simon's Aloha Origins

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Hey everybody, it's Jason Ellis who's like kind of a comedian now. I'm on the road. The Jason Ellis.com is where you can see all my tour dates and you can buy tickets from the same website. Crazy right?

Chicago man, Zaines on April 30th. I'm going to be there. Are you in Nashville, Tennessee? Because May 1st, I'm going to be there too.

What about Miami? Yeah, May 21st, I'll be there. And then the modern theater in, in, I can, what? I don't know what it is, but it's in Florida.

I'm going to be in O'Kahler, May 23rd. If you know, if you're in O'Kahler and I'm seeing it wrong, you know what I'm saying. It's in Florida and I'm going to be there. And then Canadians, I'm coming to Canada.

So watch out, every 10, I'm going to smash. Emory, current, not former, current children. I don't know if I can watch a Willie Matt or the Killer Kid. You don't know my kids friends.

This got dark. What happened to you? What happened to Zaines? I fixed my hat.

Having successfully balanced this athletic greens, handy home dispenser. It's like drinking water, but first of all, what the hell is this? Wait, who you attacking right now? Who you attacking?

I'm wondering what this is. You know about athletic greens? I don't know anything about athletic greens. It shows.

Wow. Wait, you've never heard of athletic greens? No. Well, you really did retire from podcast.

Yeah, I was going to say it. I'm out about to listen or do podcasts. Athletic greens, they were. It's Permatrix.

Yeah, athletic greens. It was just branching out. What do you think it is? I'm guessing it's some kind of mineral water or...

No, that's a really bad guess. I'm not for sure. Yeah. Or no, but it's weed for athletes.

One more time. Athletic greens. Let me go. I guess some kind of subscription to vegetables.

Yeah. Getting close. Getting to the Excellary. Very, very fit, guys.

Run up and deliver them. Yeah. Only the hottest Uber drivers. But they're green men group and they just deliver you a canopy.

It's a powder that has all the vitamins and minerals that you need in a day. Okay. All in one bioavailable, easily dissolved and surprisingly tasty source. That's great.

I'm going to need some extra money from athletic greens because that was a free one right there. I walked right into that ad. That was crazy. I'm actually getting paid a ton of money by athletic greens.

Yeah, we all are. We're over tiring from athletic greens. Not really. So, Billy, what do you think of the individual?

I did. Druski is a hero and he's only in the world better. I don't know. The guy from Fandall?

No, you guys. That's the gambling thing. Oh, right. Yeah.

Not a big game below. Yeah. But I think it's a good idea that I'm not because I don't have the natural. I lose.

You would be an outrageously dangerous gambling. Yeah. I feel like you could really end it. Yeah.

Yeah. But if I did, it would be, I like the full risk with like minimal reward. Exactly. That's where I got the bet that I want to make where it's like, there's slim to none chance.

But boy, if you win, boy, do you win big? And I'm like, that's the one I bet on. Yeah. But I was appetite for risk, little to no foresight.

100 K on the Browns every year. Yeah. That's I don't know for a boy. Yeah.

The only time I ever won a UFC one was because it was like, it was the biggest upset in the history of the UFC. Oh, there it is. And I was always betting on that. And I finally got one.

But yeah, I've never, when it comes to everman, because I think I know about that, I'm like, I know some of these guys. I know how they train and I used to like pick who I think would win on the weekend. And I was like, wow, I should definitely not bet money. Yeah.

Because I bet with my, like, if I don't like the guy, you can't bet your heart. That's all I do. Yeah. I don't like, I don't like, I don't like the Dagestani guys.

And they're usually the best guys. Yeah. But I don't like them. Okay.

So I always bet against them. I just lose. They literally train from the second they're born. Yeah.

I just like their vibe. It was not because they, because they, they grapple and I don't like grappling. I like punches to the face. Yeah.

It's not just they grapple. It seems like they poop and then don't wash their hands and then grab them because we know that yeah, we had the greatest check, like the, I'll be, I'm not going to say things. I end up saying the end word instead. Habibwa.

You're mugged. Yeah. Okay. I wonder what you say now.

Could be. No, I can't do it. No, I'm going to go. Wow.

That was close. That was close. Right. It gets weird.

Just I say Habibwa. That's, and people like, yeah, but but he went to the bathroom at serious when I was in there and he took it number two and then he just walked out and did wash his hands and I was like, that guy grapples. Yeah. You're going to gouge my eyes.

Yeah. I'm going to do some goddamn respect. I'm still getting around in the hospital after this and you have fucking dysentery on fighting me. Yeah.

Yeah. He really crushes his enemies. Yeah. Did you see they made the dire wolf?

I did. Kind of something kind of, I kind of hate it. Okay. I like it, but I also feel like it's like stop.

Don't bring game of thrones into it. You know, like wolves are cool. They're way cooler than fucking game of thrones. It's like, Oh, dude, it's a wolf from shut up.

Yeah. But I don't think they brought it back because of Game of Thrones. I think they brought it back because they could. Yeah.

People like it because it was on the Game of Thrones and I'm like, first of all, no, it wasn't. Yeah. That wasn't why we bring back ancient predators. Dude, they're talking to me ran from for fucking 10,000 years.

They're talking about Willie Mammoth next. Really? Do Whitney Cummings told me that they reached out to her because she's famous and rich? Have we shut her for Willie Mammoth?

She was like, they were like, you can write every joke out of the sun TV shows. You name it. Make us a Willie Mammoth. Now, I think it was an investing thing because she's like rich.

Yeah. Yeah. They were like, Hey, you're a famous celebrity. How do you feel about investing in Willie Mammoth?

And she was fully against it. Yeah. And I remember going when she told me, I was like, why would you be fully against? Yeah.

I'm going to kick sass. And she's like, it's just going to kill somebody. And I was like, well, it's not like they didn't have a coming. You know, if you're if you're the guy on the Willie Mammoth and he kills you.

Glorious. Pretty sick way to go out. Right. I want to go.

I'm talking right now, Willie Mammoth. That's not how I want to go out. That's the only one. But if I was a Willie Mammoth enthusiast and it got me so bad.

What about if they just kept a Willie Mammoth outside of old folks homes, like on a chain and you can just look out the window and it's like any time you want, buddy. Yeah. This can all be over in the most glorious way possible. We had a point.

She was like, Jurassic King. She was like, this is a Jurassic thing where it goes awry and you can't stop it. And it's Willie Mammoth and Portland and they have a problem up there, which would be. I know.

Look, I don't want anybody to die. All right. But if I don't know you personally, it's not that bad. Yeah.

Yeah. Like people die all the time. I'll get over it. My friends die.

I cried. I'm very sad when somebody else dies. I don't know. And you guys will be like, Oh, how cold shut up.

You fucking do the same thing. Like, are you crying right now for people in Palestine and shut the fuck up? People, you don't know them. So you know, you just go off and you get your Starbucks and you know, you start laughing with your friends.

You don't care. So I'm just saying it. I don't know if a Willie Mammoth kills a guy and I don't know the guy. I'd be like, I can see the video.

Yeah. I'm still team. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not going to fucking something about it. Yeah. Yeah. Whitney says it's just going to kill somebody like that's a bad thing.

Yeah. Right. I did. I did.

Look, it is a bad thing for that person's friends and family. It is a bad thing. Depends on who it is. Like he was an asshole.

You're a bad guy. What is the evil? What is the evil? He's the evil science is that brought it back and this is his do reckoning.

Do you have a friend? I'll address it. I never thought I was. It's a boy.

That's personally no a guy that you would mind knowing that. Oh, God. Yeah. I can think of several children.

I can tell wait a minute. Contemporary, not former current children. I don't know if I can watch a Willie Mammoth kill a kid. You don't know my kid's friends.

God, this guy. Quick. But I do want to like a die wolf is cool. Yeah, I love wolves.

But a Willie Mammoth. Yeah. I don't really. So I get why you're not investing in Willie Mammoth.

It's like, what's the return on fucking Willie Mammoth? You're not a commercial application. Willie are endless. We got a new taxi system here.

And she had. Just take up the frilly jackets. Yeah. Wait a minute.

It's just cashmere. It's all fucking. If the Willie Mammoths become a success and then Willie Mammoths are made and bred all over the world. Yes.

Does she get half of the Willie Mammoth money or is that? I don't know what the specifics of the proposal were. I would be very suspicious of anybody who wanted me to invest in Willie Mammoths. Yeah.

Like even if my banker was a computer person. I got a lot of stuff in crypto. I got a new thing. It might be just as edgy.

Yeah. I kind of people were like, hey, will you invest in my band or my skate park? I'm like, I think you got to be mistaken with the guy that I did a podcast with. Like, I'm not Tony Hawk.

I don't have any money. Like, what are you talking about? So like, this reminds me of a story that I saw from the UK where a lot of people have been bankrupted and scammed recently. There's these whiskey barrel scams.

Some people have made money because they have to age whiskey. So I guess you like invest in whiskey and then they keep it in the barrel for 10 or 15 years and depending on where the whiskey market is. I think some people legitimately saw that as an opportunity and underserved place to make money and did like make 10 times their money back. And then it got press and then people pop up going, why are you putting your money in a bank?

That's boring. What do they give you? Four percent. You see 2008?

You're going to lose all your money and they're not even going to go to jail? Invest in whiskey barrels, which sounds great except that these guys aren't the guys that you should trust. So these people invested and found out either the barrels never actually existed or it was printed jobs whiskey. Yeah, or the same barrel was sold 10 times over and now they can't find the guy who sold it to him.

And I see that as a larger issue. It's an example of a lot of what's going on in our culture, which is like, I'll call it the one weird trickification of the world. It's like on YouTube. Don't go to the doctor.

Your doctor's not going to tell you that what you really need to do is drink lava. But now it's not just like, oh shit, I didn't target my stubborn belly fat. I lost my retirement savings because people are so distrustful of the system and so seduced by that guy on YouTube. It was like, got some too some whiskey barrels because it sounds cool.

Yeah. But like, these are people who are going to end up living on a street at seven years old in the UK. You got to put your money in ivory. Let me tell you.

Isn't that more like going back to like when William and I have kills you? Like, you have it coming? Well, it all really depends. You invested in a whiskey barrel.

You're an idiot. It is also selling those twice like, shitty like home mortgages. It's fucking crazy. Like being like, I don't know where this whiskey barrel is, but it's like an NFT.

It's like fucking like, it's somewhere around the ether, but it's like, you know, it's crazy. And I'll go and FTS. Yeah. Officially.

I think you have for like a few years now. Okay. Good. I heard the conspiracy theory there.

I heard, no, I mean, the conspiracy theory there was that a lot of guys knew that crypto was a scam and were pulling all the suckers in, but they, the scam of crypto, like the real, real shitty coins blew up too quick and a lot of smart rich people got stuck sitting on crypto and then turned everybody on to NFTs as some weird way that they could sell the NFTs and get out of crypto. Oh, wow. Damn. I just, I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know. The timing works. Yeah.

So pretty stupid. Yeah. So it's funny that you mention them bringing the woolly mammoth. Yeah.

I'm sorry, the dire wolf back and which is that's like on the cover of Time Magazine. There's two seven months all ones and now that the two boys and there's a girl and they named it Kaleesi. Ew. Oh man.

I'm like, I'm not even accurate for Game of Thrones. Different family complete. Right. Thank you.

The first lock. The first two. They do look cool. The first two names were solid.

Remus and Romulus. Yeah. I'd say yeah. Perfect.

And that's the founding myth that the Empire of Rome started by these two brothers. We got these rocks. We got these little babies. Rocks.

All right. Yeah. Yeah. So.

The third one should have been called Magnuson. Absolutely. All right. Remember that guy?

The strongest man guy? Yeah. He don't. He don't.

Yeah, the mountain. Right. Nah. Nah.

No, before. Oh, OK. There was a guy before all this. Like when strongest man was before it was like me.

I don't want to say mainstream, but before everybody was like joking off about strongest man guys. The first like the Muhammad Ali of strongest man was this dude Magnus Magnuson. It's a fucking bad ass name. Right.

And he was just like, you're when you're super sure you're fat because you're just so strong. Yeah. You don't have abs. You don't have abs.

He's expect. No. He's like he won. Over and over again.

Nobody could beat him until he like, oh, and these competitions that they would hold in places that you'd never heard of or some of his house. They won't test for steroids. Oh, yeah. So it was always on some island.

You never heard that. There could have been money back then too. Just probably just like Magnuson was making bank. Was it?

I think they paid him to meet. Yeah. He was one of the real. I don't think he wanted money.

He just wanted protein. I just want fucking lift and get surgery. He was just in it for the lamentation of your women. Yeah.

Old school. I didn't make it like that anymore, Michael. So I heard obviously I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. The dire wolf.

Some people are like, is it really a dire wolf or how much of it is just a regular wolf and he spliced in a couple of jeans? Like if a real dire wolf came. That's really weird. Would they fall for this?

It's still kind of cool. Yeah. In theory, I'm not opposed to them bringing stuff back. I would love to hear Whitney flesh out her argument.

Maybe she would win me over. I don't personally get it. He's okay with dire wolves. It's just on the William and I see.

So I had to tell you if there's more likely to kill a guy I think though, you know, than a Willy Mammoth? The wolf is a hunter. Yeah. Rubbing is more.

Willy Mammoth is more like he just backed up and killed a bunch of people. Right. Yeah. And what's the dental?

Die wolf would be like, he's gone rogue. Be like, I'm okay with an animal killing someone on purpose. It's these clumsy idiot animals I don't want to round. Yeah.

I think people kind of irrationally think that they could be friends of dire wolf and command them to kill Allah. Yeah. So dude, if a Willy Mammoth like kills a guy and breaks out of the fence. Yeah.

And now he's on the streets and he's killing civilians. And you can't kill him because he's a classic Willy Mammoth. And that's like, you can't kill the Willy Mammoth. No, we can trick him.

Maybe dangerous. He could fall on something, hit his head and die. Yeah. He's got old DNA too.

Might just make him more angry. Yeah. See, that's what we need to say. He goes rogue and starts flipping tanks.

Next thing you know, we live in a world of Willy Mammoth. Yes. I for one, I'm all hiding in a little like a loser. Is it coming?

Yeah. Quickly, grab some food before it comes back. The Willy Mammoth have overwhelmed you, Craig. Yeah.

They're gone. They would thrive there, dude. They're turning it into a quiet place somehow. Yeah.

So I brought up a list. It's in the news, Doc, Jakey, right underneath this story of the coolest extinct animals. I was thinking perhaps he could click on the bottom one that maybe we could talk about. Maybe we could talk about some other things that they might consider taking back.

You can't bring a save to his talk. Yeah, that's a bad idea. What not? Because he's only going to be in captivity.

That's not fair. Same with the Willy Mammoth. If you let the Willy Mammoth run free, he's got a slaughter of the world. OK.

Let's talk to Rassie. Like what about if you like a deer or like, I don't know, what do you mean like a bobcat or something? You're like, what the fff really? OK.

We can't release him into the wild. We should put one out on the Hollywood Hills like that old mountain lion. That would be bad. And one or one of the obvious.

Yeah. Like back where he came from. Yeah. Well, that was racist.

So we can't release him into the wild, obviously. And we can't just throw one and keep it in a cage. What is so what is so wrong with the Jurassic Park model? Right.

Because we're not talking about things that are like 30 feet tall. But it's still a wild catch. You're pitching Jurassic Piya. Yeah.

Did you not say Jurassic Park? No, I actually I actually did not. It ends badly. Yeah.

I know. Thanks, Lee. I watch over my kid show. That's what they do.

They wreck shop. I understand that. But those are dinosaurs. We have zoos that manage to successfully host children all over the world.

Not anybody getting these. Think there's it's more of a free range zoo with viewing area. OK. But that is also what Jurassic Park is.

But dinosaurs are more dangerous than saber to tigers. Jake, you put up how big a William everything is compared to an elephant. OK. It says right here too.

But there are six tons. 11 feet tall. Yeah, it's pretty 11 feet tall. It's very big.

Yeah. That's like if he gets free, dude. Yeah. Does bullets stop him?

Get a gang of them together, too. They come and hurt. You get that, dude. Yeah, man.

He will. I want to go look at that. No, I want to see that also, actually. I know.

But I swear when he brought up, I remember thinking what's wrong with her. And then the more I thought about it, I was like, I mean, I like, I like, like elephants are smart. And he's like, oh, cool. You made me from prehistoric times.

And now I'm in prison. I didn't rob anybody. Why am I in prison? Why are we imprisoning him?

Because he knows, dude, you know, you can't keep a great white in captivity because they know that they're in captivity. Yes. And then they die. Yes.

You know that you can keep elephants in captivity for a really long time. And they seem to kind of just chill in. Do you think they're happy about it? I do.

Do you think elephants can be happy? I think they can. Well, yeah, dude. They look very people.

They look smart. I strike that. Yeah. I know those might be dumb, though.

These are ancient elephants. And I am racist against animals enough that I am comfortable with a small percentage of them living lives of safety unhappily so that we get to see them all. Yeah. I'm personally OK.

What? I'm going to say, dude, I do appreciate your truth. Yeah. That's what I do is.

And I'm OK with it. I'm not. I'm not. I was in Edmonton in Canada.

They had a seal at the mall in Edmonton. Yeah. He must have been having a great day. You know what?

And that seal looked fucking miserable. But I'd be damned if I didn't stop at once. That seal twice a day. What would have been so great for the seal to live outside in Edmonton?

No, yeah. Well, it shouldn't be in Edmonton. The middle of the country. It's like a seal get there.

Yeah. I met a rangotang once. Zoo. That was the last time I went to the zoo with enthusiasm.

Yeah. You were stoned, weren't you? Yeah. Well, I knew that one thing was hanging out.

I haven't been stoned for like a year and a half. But before that, I've been stoned. I think that's not fair. Like mushrooms is really fun when you're young and dumb.

And then you get to a certain age where you're like a little too smart and you think things through the next level. And then mushrooms can kind of bum you out. Yeah. You can get stoned and go to the zoo to a certain point.

But then your brain and empathy develops. All of a sudden, it's just a fucking bad trip here. It wasn't because I was high. It was because he was looking at the cage at me going, this sucks.

And then like, well, kids are like, man, they're gonna feed. And he's like, if I could hate, this is my day. I sit here and some of these dickheads yell at me and say weird shit. Yeah.

I just want to get out. I can see it. I felt it. Well, also, I'm not trying to defend zoos all the way.

But I do know at least some of the time, there's animals that like get fucked up or get injured or they can't go live in the wild. They want to go live in the wild. Like I had a cat that wanted to go outside. He had no idea what was waiting for him outside of my door.

He was bummed about it, but I was right. Yeah. There is some of that with the zoos. At least some we can agree.

Yeah. I don't feel bad for zebras. Fuck them. Well, that's what I almost agreed with you to send.

But zebra is a horse and they're pack animals and they know where they are. They're fancy horses. They're right. You ride a zebra?

Can you domestic game and ride them? I don't think you can ride one, but I don't know how happy it is about it. OK. That's fair.

I actually, every day, I was with horses this morning. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

I was with horseman. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I'm heavily taken off of my life. I was just telling Brianna this morning, I was like, I used to go to the gym every day.

And I'm getting smaller because I'm like, I could go to the gym or I could go see the horse. And I'm like, hey, maybe I'll start lifting horses because I don't have time for both. Yeah. You get stronger that way.

I think it's much heavier. I think chick sticking himself for being a horse guy. I think so. Yeah, definitely.

Didn't see that coming. But don't quit with it. Yeah. Chicks are kind of simple.

Simple that way. Yeah. I'm going to get home before I get in trouble. But look at those tusks.

Man. Like, just there's so glorious. He thinks stuff. And here's the thing, Michael.

Yeah, they make his own for, not all those. They make his own for Willie Mammoth. Yeah. And they got their own habitat.

So big, big, big, giant walls, walls that a Willie Mammoth could not get through. It can be done. Well, you got to put it in like a freezing temperature too, because they're like, fucking very used to the cold. And you can't put it in like California.

Yeah, you can. And he goes, who can do it? And the food they eat is not the food they've ever eaten. Yeah.

So that's weird. Well, maybe they can, maybe they can't, maybe they can't. You know, there's all sorts of invasions. Maybe they've been out as if today make them gay, like those frogs.

It's entirely possible. But there are all sorts of- All sorts of- That's the movie they drive ended. Plus, that's going to be off the chain. There's all sorts of invasive species, both plant and animal that end up crossing continents.

And all of a sudden animals all love to eat that shit. Or that shit eats all of them. So I'm not saying it's a foregone conclusion, but it's definitely not an impossibility that you could find some grass they would dig. How about this?

How about people go on vacations up to go see the Northern Lights? What the hell else do you do when you're up at the Northern Lights? You just sit around all day waiting for night to come. So hopefully you can see some cool Northern Lights up.

What if they had a huge Willie Mammoth habitat right by there? So during the day you go and you stand on top of the viewing thing and you watch the Willie Mammoth and live there in the frozen part. Who's losing here? Dude, you're super into that actually.

The thing that's going to change though, that I didn't get to it, is the Willie Mammoth is a success. They make a T-Rex, dude. It becomes- they do Jurassic Park for real. Yeah.

I mean, you see how far back you can go. Look at it. This isn't real- today's a real thing. There's a dive wolf in there working on a Willie Mammoth.

Okay. Dude, dude, dude, dude. Where does Willie Mammoth end up? It ends up T-Rex, dude.

Did you feel that for the people who went to the Fire Festival? No. Well, then I'm not going to feel that for the people who go to Jurassic Park. I've already explained it.

They have to sign a waiver. I saw the movie. Yeah. I saw the kitchen rector.

I still go. There's a Russian guy that gave you a shot. I don't care about that guy. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. I mean, Russians don't care about themselves. Rock and roll, baby. Yeah.

They'll have the rails on the crazy train. And that's what we put in the ship of sinking. Let's all get eaten by T-Rex. That's not a bad idea.

I kind of like that. These guys would be in Russia also. They wouldn't be in America. I think we'd fucking do it.

Wait, we wouldn't give them to them. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. You know, they're already a fucking more machine right now, didn't they? Yeah, they were all operated mammoths.

No, they could strap a bunch of missiles to the side of it. Nobody's stopping that dude. Arctic warfare is definitely coming. That's like a foregone conclusion.

Have these guys eating you into battle? Yeah, like with animal cannons on their back. Dude, I got one for you. Have you seen that fucking robot horse Kawasaki made?

It's a motorbike dog. Nah. I'm calling bullshit on it. Because everyone's like, if you've seen the new Kawasaki, it's got legs, right?

So it runs through. It'll run off cliffs and stuff. But I reckon all the video that they're showing of it is CGI. Like they've got it.

Like they'll show it, but they don't show. Like, yeah, like watch the video and you're like, dude, it's the sickest thing ever. But I'm pretty sure that it's not real, that it doesn't really, like I don't even know if like we would kill it. If we had a machine that would leap off cliffs and land on the other side, I don't think we'd fall off and get wrecked.

Yeah, I feel like you'd get hurt pretty bad. I'm not a cliff on that. I think this is a hoax. Well, it says CGI video on top.

Oh, yeah, that's a good sign. Yeah, but they haven't like on a stage like, wow, thank you. Will you? Well, at least I had an inkling that that was what was happening.

It's that terrain sensing hooves, but they misspelled terrain. OK, you guys do my reading. I just have to feel how it is, but I was right. I just didn't read the clear.

And I think that was the guy from Goonies that was introducing it. But look at that, dude, but then they've got it on stage. There's real ones. Yeah, wait a minute.

But it's like a bad right. If they have a real one on stage, then why couldn't they take it out into nature to demonstrate what it can do? Like that CGI is all hell. Hell yeah.

So I'm kind of... I'm gonna loofarick now. If they could really do it, then that would be like, because then you could have like super cross with those. Hell yeah.

And people like sprinting around and you know, you have to crash though. If you don't crash, I'm not watching it. I'm just gonna go ahead and race where a mixture of speed and all those stuff. Cliffs and stuff.

I'm gonna get an announcement. Which path are you taking? There's a super treacherous way that's a little bit faster. Like, oh yeah, dude.

Yeah. Can't wait. Sanki shows off concept. Uh, boom.

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Can I download this Jason Ellis 2.0 episode?

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