Wine‑Cart Rodeo at the Wal‑Mart

This week on Idiot of the Week, we are swimming in a deep, chlorinated pool of foolishness, and baby, the lifeguard has gone home.We kick things off with a Douglass Township bus driver who decided the best time to get behind the wheel—of a bus, with 54 children on it—was after allegedly marinating in DUI sauce. Because nothing says “field trip” like your driver trying to reenact Speed without the speed, the skill, or the sobriety.Then we glide—motorized shopping cart and all—into a Wal‑Mart where a woman on meth allegedly treated the store like her own personal all‑you‑can‑eat Vegas buffet. Sushi, cinnamon rolls, and wine. On a cart. While rolling. Through Wal‑Mart. We’re not saying it’s a cry for help, but it is definitely a Yelp review waiting to happen.Next up, a man who called 911 five times in one hour because he needed a ride to his girlfriend’s house. Sir. Sweetheart. Baby. That is not what 911 is for. That is what Uber is for. Or walking. Or rethinking your life choices.And finally, we close with a 79‑year‑old woman who allegedly got so drunk she decided to punch a cop in the face. At seventy‑nine. At that age, you’re supposed to be punching bingo cards, not law enforcement.Join us as we honor these brave, bold, breathtakingly misguided individuals who remind us every week that common sense is not only uncommon—it may be extinct. Grab your beverage, grab your patience, and come laugh with us before the world tries to take us down with it.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy