Winners and Losers: Palmer sets Chelsea record as Marseille succumb to derby thrashing

While Cole Palmer is making history at Chelsea and Edin Dzeko is enjoying an unexpected renaissance at Schalke, a team from the Maldives celebrated survival thanks to a calculated forfeit. The past week also saw Crysencio Summerville’s transformation into a West Ham hero. Who else shone, and who would rather forget the last seven days?