Winnie-the-Pooh Finale: A Pig of No Simple Fortune

We read the last five chapters of Winnie-the-Pooh, by A.A. Milne. Which character is a badass bitch? Which character is the most like Theo?  Which character makes Theo suddenly turn against the book entirely?  Find out if this book gets to remain a classic, or if we decide to fire it out of the canon entirely.  (Or a secret third option?!) Rachel disrespects the wishes of the dead.  Jackie becomes a Luddite. Theo considers the benefits of killing Rachel.   Topics include: plane landings, Rowlf the Dog, cell phone destruction, Borat, dragons’ hoards, Faraday cages, men of letters, Poirot, Theo’s love of water, eggo my leggos, hair vs. fur, voice acting, NC housing code, and dudes secretly living in your closet. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★