Winter Tourney - Matches 13 and 14

We're approaching the end of round one and tonight sees the Titans that are Samuel Beckett Me and Italian Me fighting it out for the chance to play newcomer Motorcycling Me and perennial loser Northern Irish Me. There's controversy, there's a lot of xenophobia and there is some of the worst self-playing snooker that has ever been broadcast in any medium. Support us if you're with Amazon Prime by using your free sub to give us money (at no extra cost to yourself) every month) or become a monthly badger (with free snooker stickers whilst stocks last) at http://gofasterstripe.com/badges. And I am really sorry for all of this.