Wintering in Aldovia.

[A Quick Note : well, a couple, because this is a song: For any of you who don’t usually listen to accompanying audio, I humbly ask if you could make an exception and click the green arrow above.Enjoy your Thanksgiving, and thank you for your time!]As of tomorrow, I’m a princessFrom a small midwestern townWho works too much to think of love’Til an awkward prince comes ‘roundAnd whisks me off to somewhere niceWhose name ends in an aFor tomorrow I begin myNetflix Christmas Holiday.In a few days I’ll change placesWith a doppelgänger queenTo foil the plans of someone whoLooks like us and is meanThen I’ll meet a knight from out of timeAnd help him find his wayAnd fall in love again, of courseThis Netflix Holiday.For 11 months realityHas a vice grip hold on me butfor December (and a monthly fee) We all get to be royaltyAs of tomorrow, we beginTo open up and feel againNo matter how our year has beenOur disbelief again suspendsAnd all of us are brave and kindAnd noble, just and goodAnd those of us who aren’t are probablyJust misunderstoodSo enjoy the beach in MauiThat’s too far for us to goWe’ll be where the snow is madeOf paper and soap bubblesTwirling ‘round in giant ball gownsAnd forgetting all our troublesIn a land of happily ever afterJoy and light cosplayFor tomorrow we begin ourNetflix Christmas Holiday.(Of course we’re friends, so drop by the castle anytime...) Get full access to :lowerblackpain at lowerblackpain.substack.com/subscribe