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Send us Fan MailWit and wisdom of the Website formerly known as Twitter.  October 20, 2023An excessive number of tweets recently have been about the Israel/Gaza situation. I will deal with that topic elsewhere. Here are a few more humorous posts. Some are in longer ‘threads’ than usual: @simonharris_mbdLet me be very clear regarding my baby formula fundraiser, as I keep seeing people moaning about what parents spend their money on. I don’t care if it’s other household essentials. I don’t care if it’s alcohol. I don’t care if it’s cigarettes. I don’t care if it’s drugs. I don’t care if it’s Sky. I don’t care if it’s Costa. I don’t care if it’s depleted uranium. I don’t care if it’s not-yet-depleted uranium. I don’t care if it’s some sort of ‘halfway’ uranium where you get a small discount if it’s only depleted a little bit. NO INNOCENT BABY DESERVES TO GO HUNGRY @ostarali Sorry, I don’t understand. Real baby milk comes for free!  My two children never had a drop of formula and never went hungry. Both now fit, strong, healthy young adults.@mike_paxmanMy formula has gone off because I stored it next to my uranium. Will I be eligible for more?Stay up-to-date with all of Tudor's podcasts, blogs and current affairs commentary by signing up to our newsletter! Email [email protected] to sign up!Follow Tudor on Twitter @TudortweetFollow Tudor's blogs:everydaycreativity.ukleaderswedeserve.wordpress.com