Witherspoon or Withoutaspoon?

Big outcry from the road safety campaigners about a Wetherspoons pub they are building at one of the motorway service stations…I would doubt if it’s any campaigners – more the rip off motorway services who charge extortionate prices for their second rate food…bit of competition eh?...at last a bit of value on the motorways……they come up with nonsense like “It will encourage drink driving”…what a load of twaddle….they also sell coffee as well as good value food…..if drivers want to drink all they have to do is pull off the motorway and drive a few hundred yards. I wish these so called organisations would stop telling us what we can and can’t do !!!! I would like to congratulate the TV channels for managing to have absolutely NOTHING worth watching last Tuesday…that is unless you want to watch some overweight blobbys attempting to lose a bit of blubber…no thanks…….oh yes and Coronation Street which made the headline news with one of the characters dying…real cheerful stuff…and people think it’s REAL…..a sad situation all round. They are still going on and on about this MP who wont apologise for something he has been found innocent of…WE ARE NOT INTERESTED !!...get over yourselves ladies you are getting very boring….on a similar theme..they had a lady on the morning news who has created a “Cuddle Club”…whereby people who feel down can have a cuddle….sounds like a recipe for a few more court cases….I would urge blokes to steer clear of that one. The Anelka offensive salute….is that what it was?....I doubt if 99% of the terraces would have picked up on that one…including me…..what would they make of Denis Law showing his bare bum to the Liverpool Kop in the old days?....oh I forgot…they were the days when you could have a laugh…how I miss those days….when you didn’t live in fear of being taken to court by some holier than thou doogooder or some over sensitive female. Speaking of laughs I was reading in the paper about Lee Mack…who I rate as one of the best comedians….meeting Prince William who said “You need some new jokes”…to which Lee replied “I don’t tell you how to be a future king”…to which William replied “I was only joking…I really enjoy your sitcom”……OOOPS….but I love Lee Mack…