WMAA S2E4: Like a Pup Trying to Pass a Pineapple

In case you'd like to hear what an Australian doesn't sound like:"G'day cobber! Bruce here, your average 50 year old Aussie bloke from the land down under. Built like a brick shithouse at 175cm and 85kg - sheilas call me ‘solid’ but the quack says I better lose some weight before my ticker conks out.Been hitting the turps and snacking on Maccas and meat pies way too much lately. Need to swap the stubbies for some Amber fluid to avoid getting the beetus. The missus is on me case to eat more green stuff from the veggie patch out back. Reckon I could use more roughage to keep me regular since me mornings on the throne have been like a pup trying to pass a pineapple lately!Workwise I'm a sparkie and been on the tools for donkeys years. She's an honest living but me back and knees are giving me grief from all the days crawling under houses. Might be time to pull the pin and enjoy some R&R before I'm too long in the tooth. Spend more time with the rellies and go fishin' and campin’ in the bush.The grandkiddies are bonzer - make an old fella feel spry again hearin’ their laughter. Can't wait to teach them about all things Aussie - playing cricket in the backyard, grabbing a Bunnings snag, and watching the footy with a tinny in hand. Seppo sports can rack off, AFL is where it's at!Anyways, that's me in a nutshell. Your average suburban Aussie bloke, living the dream down under. No dramas here, she's apples! Just gonna crack a coldie with the mates now. Cheers!" LinksLightbulb Moments in Human History on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1803412003/Colin Calls the Help Desk: on Amazon:  https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0BW9C3PRT/Funny You Should Ask: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/064505240X/Claude the AI can be found here: https://www.poe.com What's my beer again?CJ is drinking: The Original Storm Trooper Galactic Pale Ale - https://www.originalstormtrooperbeer.com/products/galactic-pale-aleScott is drinking: Three Sheets Pale Ale, Lord Nelson Brewery - https://www.lordnelsonbrewery.com/ales/ Colin Calls the Help Desk by Elwood Scott An Irreverent Tale of Corporate Life. Check  it out now!Colin Doesn't Call the Help Desk by Elwood Scott More Irreverent Tales of Corporate Life.Lightbulb Moments in Human History: From Cave to Colosseum by Scott Edwin Williams Lightbulb Moments in Human History - the audiobook, tracks humanity's big ideas and the eccentricities of those who conceived them.Unearthed: A History Nerd Abroad in Europe by Scott Edwin Williams. The story of CJ and Scott's European tour. Our themes: Beer by Psychostick, and What's My Age Again by CJ and Scott