Woltemade, UCL Draws, Instant Cup Classics and the Hamburg Derby

The first matchday had a few surprises up its sleeve, but the rest of the footy week was even more entertaining. Borussia Dortmund completed a slew of signings while yet another Bayern target slips from their grasp as Woltemade will join Newcastle for a record fee—are times a'changing in the south? Before leaving, Woltemade partook in one of the most epic cup games of this decade, as Stuttgart took down a defiant Braunschweig on penalties after a high-octane 4:4 draw with some absolute world-class plays.