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You don't have to see our faces. That's your name important. It's episode 189 because we did have episode last week and you all just in here, but it happened. So it's episode 189.
We don't count it if we don't post it, bro. And count because we did the effort. I think we're going to talk about it. I don't think it's going to be on the test.
Oh, well, well, there you go. Episode, scratch map episode 188. There was gentleman. What would a wife voice without?
5000 outside. It's your boy, J Joe. Oh, man, I want you in the club because your pee popping, starting fights in the club. What's wrong with that?
I thought that that's funny. No, he from the mayor with me from Gary. I'm from Indianapolis, but what would you like? Well, would you like to explain what happened to the last?
Oh, since audio is not, I mean, audio is not just not just plug into the motherfucking computer and audio just pops the fuck out. Let it is about to shit that goes into it. I think we've talked about this before. So first and foremost, everybody has to be able to hear everybody else, but everybody has to be able to hear everybody else minus my voice twice because I'm actually plugged directly into the fucking mixer.
So if I'm putting it to the mixer, I can provide audio twice and I have an echo. The issue was we were broadcasting and everybody's voice was able to be heard, but I couldn't isolate one of my audios for my voice and then have it on the track. So what happened was everybody's voice on the track and my voice was not on the track. So there were gaps in the track.
So everybody was talking to me. We had a great conversation. It was an awesome fucking show, but you couldn't hear my voice. That was fine for one episode.
That's cool. But that episode, the last episode we did it post had a lot of back and forth and it was a lot of yes and no's and all that type of shit, but nobody to talk to. So it sounded retarded. Not if there's anything wrong with being retarded.
Everybody is not the wrong with saying that word. It didn't sound right. It did sound right in the head. So you can, I think you can use retarded if you're not talking about a person.
So like you like, like a retard in the music, like you're slowing down. That's not what he meant though. I know. Anything can be retarded, right?
Like if you got left back or something like, I don't know. Anyway, moving right along. Like it's like it can be flame retarded. No, retarded.
That's what we're talking about. Thing. You back up. We got a.
There we go. We're in the thing. My girlfriend. But the thing is being left back, don't make you retarded.
I know some shard niggas got left back. They just wasn't mature yet. So what makes you retarded? I'm not going to get hard.
That means that you're not. No, no, no, no, no. Why? Why?
Why? What makes you retarded? That's not what you say. Non-sublammable.
No, so we're not using the medical definition or using the school definition. At what point do you become a mom retarded? Is it the bus size? Is that what it is?
I think it's the proximity to the other children. So if you're isolated, you're now with the slow learners. Does that make you officially retarded? Back in the G, we was definitely those children had lunch at 9 PM, 9 AM rather.
And they got 9 AM. Oh, it was big early back in the day. So they would probably have lunch as soon as they got into the school. And they left around two o'clock.
How do you feel? How do you feel if you're not all away from this subject? How do you not all the way retarded? I'm just like, I missed what you're talking about, but I just came back and I'm sure this is inappropriate.
That's just going to... It's not inappropriate. It's just, we were talking about, because we didn't do it. So it was wrong back in the day because what they would do is they would separate those children away from us.
And they have on a shorter bus. Yeah. Making it very obvious. Different classes.
Different classes, they were all together in the same classroom all day. They didn't intermingle with other children. It's different like the two that were in band. They lined up together.
They lined up in their own lines. I mean, what retarded was it being umbrella during that time? The night was fucked up. Do they do that still?
I don't think they do that anymore though. I think they have to settle school. They don't. Because I'll say more knowledge now.
Let me tell you, speaking of y'all. So I got good positive feedback about y'all talking about y'all's AD, AD, ADHD. So apparently there's a lot of y'all on a spectrum, on these spectrum, I guess. And they felt very comforted talking about y'all's talking about y'all's how y'all deal with it.
And I also got positive feedback about being high in child rearing. So kudos to you guys. And the last episode, which I didn't hear, is Chef's chair squeaking, which he didn't do anything about in a week. Because I just heard it squeak again.
So if you're hearing that is Chef moving about in his chair. So also WD-40 in the floor. I think it only squeaks on the podcast. And it's not the chair.
It's the table. It's probably a table squeaks. It's squeaks even when you're not on the podcast. Just you know.
Watch the animal's secret. I'm not on the table squeaks. And no one's there to hear it. Yeah.
It's not the chair. It's still I need to get the table fixed. I need to find out why I need to find the screws where the legs are. A little WD-40.
They're right. You can type any of that. Leave the table from Etsy. And all he gave me was a big, a big hunk of wood and some iron rails.
So I had to just drill the nail into them. So I don't know what's like it's happening. You bought for real for the next one. That doesn't sound cheap at all.
It's got some friends. Especially with my spiking. It was sparking a little bit. That's what scared me.
So I had to stop. Mostly wise, we could keep it about like, oh, no, no, no, I stopped. So yeah, I just need to readdress it. But yes, it's a hunk of wood.
It's my honor. So I need to readdress it. What are you saying? I need to readdress it.
What does that mean? Address it again. I didn't address it properly. The first time I readdress.
What is addressing? I don't understand what the fuck that means. What is addressing? What is the addressing?
To use a break-romes salary, I am. Are you all addressing? Yeah, you're saying addressing. And you need to address it.
What does that mean? Address. Let me see what it means. What is it mean?
What does addressing mean? Addressing means because it has multiple definitions. But it could be. Oh, no, I'm a proper.
No, I'm a apply. So what are you talking about? I'm speaking typically in a formal way to my desk. I don't know, niggling, oh, man.
Don't be trying to get into the words. I'm saying you know what I mean, context. No, I do what the fuck you're talking about. You said you're going to readdress it.
I don't know what addressing means. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to read the first time.
So I got to do a drink. I need to address something, right? I've gotten two people to contact me. Apparently, maybe two or three parts ago, I said something about washing my ass in the sink.
I really don't do that. Like, I thought there was so ridiculous that y'all knew it was a joke. But apparently I was, I didn't laugh behind it. So people really think that was taking the shit and in tune under the bathroom, Zank.
It was a joke, guys. So please, if you look at any sideways, it was a joke. I think some people do that shit. So you're above a whole bath?
That's what you're saying? No, I'm not above a whole bath. But if you take a shit and then you like jumping up, what's most people have to do with that shit? Like six or five?
Oh, yeah. Right. You do crumbs in the sink water. That is trifling.
It's trifling. And I don't think it's about your house. Like, saying it's not even ergonomically. You can't do this.
This is why you can't do it. It's not my house. This is why you get the bidet right here, fellas. Right.
But everybody else. The day that I can't do that need a game. Yeah. It's just a clean water.
It's just a clean water. I can use your bidet wood because I'm going to use your bidet for your lounge. That's what it's there for. It's cool.
It's cool. Oh, hold on. You don't go on the master. You don't go on the master and use the bidet.
But if they have like an every day, every day. Every day. Every day. There is a toilet with a bidet in the friendly tavern.
If you come to use the bidet from the tavern, there is a bidet available for you. But bitch, I'm excited about that. What a finest tavern. You better bring you a sickerillo.
So after what's. I'm having a sickerillo. I'm having a sickerillo. For you.
You can bring you a black. I'm about to go get me some. No tavern already has all that down. We got cones and vapes and all types of shit down there.
Yeah, man. Can you adjust the temperature of your bidet? Yeah, so it's connected to the hot water and the cold water. So you just put it in the cold water.
If you want some cold water, keep it cold. You got your old page yet? Because that's what you're going to eat. So I can give you all five.
How do you prefer your bidet water? Water? The water water takes like a certain amount of time. We're going to warm up sink water.
So we're just going to quit shit. It's just keep it cold. But if this is like a ritualistic type of situation where we're just enjoying ourselves. On the phone for 20 to 30 minutes.
Oh, you're going to water water. Hold on. You be on the phone while the bidet is bidet. Yeah, you let this do what's saying.
You and you just talk with somebody while I shoot them. You'll never know. Hey boy. You sound so relaxed, Wood.
Like I really think we're in a windless proposal. Like we are. So speaking of that when people call you when you're doing some things. I remember in college, those college years, those 20s, those 20s.
Have you ever been in the middle of a jack and somebody get that calls you and you pick up a phone? I can't even say I could tell if I called you in my 20s. And let's say it's like about 3 30. And then you have your sleepy voice on.
I know what you were doing because you know what I'm saying? Like you should have not picked up a phone until you were done. You know what I'm saying? Who picks up in the middle of a river?
I would never do that. That's crazy. Especially the mid-afternoon, Rob. Because that's proceeds the mid-afternoon app.
All that's wild. I'm not going to tell you about it. I know at that time of life, I was going to the whale. You were abusing yourself.
Okay boy. God damn. I think it's a little bit too other. It's all in there.
It was like a dirty slut. You know what's going crazy? Aren't you tired yet? Yeah, maybe you're doing it that much.
You're going to have to have to have the phone. But when else are you going to have to have to have the phone? Right. I mean that's different.
You have to have to have the phone. But the mid-afternoon, you know what I mean? It was really like to go to sleep. And that's if I think about the times when I live in Taya.
That was like, there was good shit on him. Like a beat. He had to watch a good music video. I think Seetah's role was on there.
I was like, if you want to see this. Right. Be not to see this world. No, no, no, no.
It's Seetah's role. But there was a good music video. You know, you definitely will be up to see it. See the one real.
But the music video. She went around when she was there. And it's but you can still. Even still.
She had a Baltimore accent. I did like that. Even still. Even still.
Yes. Yes. But even still. You know, it's good.
Now what's not not what's not not. I'm not one. You did that one. Definitely.
No, by the lead. I had to do like really good music videos on back in the day. So that's really. I'm actually like went over in the video.
Oh, well, whatever. No, you can't. Almost. It's almost there.
Which means this is a question for the whole pile. I'm gonna start with you, Chef. Can you think can you remember one video that you did? Go ahead and and and be too.
Let me use the video. Oh, yeah. Um, I think I said, oh, yeah. Clean up the whole.
Patrick's clean of the pack by Patrick. Back in like back in the day. Like 15 at the time. Yeah, but in college, it was.
Hey, Poppy video. Hey, Poppy. Hey, Poppy. Jay Z.
Jay Z. Jay Z. It was on the yachts. That's right.
Hey, Poppy. You're going to Ratley yachos. Hannah. What about your other guys?
Can you remember? Annie? I went, uh, I went and doing that when I watched my videos. I only had a short time period of watching videos.
Um, like a couple of years ago, I was a guy that was a guy that was on the table. So I didn't watch videos growing up. And as I changed my chances of that. I don't know.
Watch a video there. Probably once I got the frankly, ladies at the show, 106 and five. Three, two videos coming to mind. Strange in my house.
I see in that water. That's a good one. That's Tamia. Yeah.
I have another one after it. Now that reminds me of another video. And I don't know what it is, but it's a real bad one. I got a thing for a real bad one.
So it was a real fight. A real fight? Yeah. I think that's what it was.
I don't know. A real fight being particularly nasty. I think it's on my box of gloves. I like some short shots.
Like Chris D. Agular is a. That is a shit. I know you're right.
There it is. I don't know. I think that was a thing. Not happy.
He reminded me of another video. So it was Chantay Moore. Bitter. Like she just in a bed the whole time.
Kind of wrestling in the sheets. And Chantay Moore. Thank you. And don't let this.
Another light scale. Don't let that. That's a good thing. What?
We're gonna tie boy. You're gonna tie boy. Okay. Okay.
That's all right. All right. Oh, this is the error video. What was that?
Oh. Oh, you're right. Goodies. Other one.
What was you? Don't know what you're doing. All right. I think we're right.
Promise. Promise. Promise. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, there it is. That was another one. Jay.
What about Jay? Don't walk away. Am I aging myself right now? You're not aging.
So I'm just trying to feed you. No, I don't want to. I don't like to hit a box. There's no one.
I'll tell you don't want to. I love you, aren't you? Yeah, that's it. Don't want to.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know they had a video.
It's a couple. It's a couple time. It was a couple time. It was on the box.
So you're aging yourself. I knew you should. No, I came on Bt. No, dude.
No, dude. I didn't have a box. I didn't have a good box for a session. What does it all watch the box?
So it's not. Kind of along the lines of this question, though, that Master P video, I think it was the songs called Shake What You Got in a Genes. Was that on? Was that on?
Was it like in a Genes playing basketball or something? Like a life-hand shake that float back? Hold on. I'm on.
I'm on. I'm on. What you're asking? What was it like in the basketball deal?
Hmm. That was on the basketball deal. I think I was on. That was on.
I think I was on the way. I'm on the way. But why not looking it up? It reminds me of who got called Bean they meet in the airline?
Who did that? Oh, the rap. Wasn't it designer? I thought they were going to jump in the light of that club or something.
You got to go here. I'm on. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Can you see it? Oh. You got it.
Boy, what was it? Yeah. Yeah. It was a shake.
She was licensing her. She was making it. So give us a timestamp. Yeah.
I'm fine. Who was on the plane? It was a designer. She was on the plane.
So they said they called him. And a little jar of Vaseline dropped out while he was moving to the back. Like 41 seconds. 41 seconds.
All right. Have you ever used Vaseline? Well, so here's the thing. When they said what happened with him after the fact, they said that he needed he was like, I need help.
I need to admit himself into a mental health facility. Because if you're using petroleum jelly to pleasure yourself, I feel like there's something wrong. It's not enough viscosity. Is that the word?
It's not viscosity. It's just got to be confused with vicious. It's not viscosity. It's not enough of slipperiness.
Like it feels like it would be rough and hot. Like I don't like that. I don't like that for him. But that's you.
But I mean, you're like, I'm not going to say it depends. It depends on what you're going to do. I mean, it's something I can't imagine. I'm not going to show it.
I just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I told you we don't kingship. I don't, I don't, I don't yell anybody's young, but like Vaseline, no, I'm not here. Has prison shit. I think what's even Japan the whole time.
He said he like, I just couldn't get no prison in Japan. So it's not about, so first of all, Japan's not about itself. What's in Japan is it? First of all, I think if you're, so my homeboy works, then why am I in the middle of this?
Which is what Japan really is. So what I've heard is that like, if you're Black in Japan, you're a bi like you stress like, I heard it first in Japan. So um, in being, oh, the men are. I think that's what we were talking about.
Like you walk around and they'd be like, I'm around James. And um, I know I didn't do Asian accent on purpose. No, not you. I'm talking about saying that you think you were Brian James.
Yeah. Whatever, you know, whatever gets you there 50 cent, whatever whoever they say. So you are just be that, just be that fan. My best friend.
But he's really a famous rapper. Like here, like I don't understand how you didn't get lucky in Japan. You agree? Uh huh.
You probably agree. You might be wrong. I mean, if you've been off, if you're pulling, if you're drawing down on the airline, on the way back to America to help the story just out. Like I was trying to get them motivated like I'm all good.
Well, why did you reach your apex in the air? Like you knew it was fucked up before. You got into the cat. You knew you needed to get taken care of.
And I say, because I was like, that's an A for a baby. I say, you know, I don't know. I think you could do this in the bathroom if I. That's why you're out when you get there.
That's the, I mean, that's what you're doing. You can't, you can't take Chef Ware for it because it's the same thing. That'd be nothing. Right.
But that's why we can take his word. I think I think I'm being consistent with this vacation and trip. Processed. I think he has a bias.
Like he can't be the moral compass for it. Oh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not even for doing it. I'm just sitting on him for where he did it and making it so obvious.
You're supposed to run one out or get something as you get to wherever your destination is. Or else you're going to make bad decisions. Or before, because you better go, you better go on a long ass like back home. And you got to get your shit off.
You probably want to sleep. So just do it in the bathroom. You should get into something again. And that's why I should know, you should know how you are on the full tank.
You know what I'm saying? Like you should, you should know like, yeah, I make really bad decisions when I have a full tank. But you know, you're not your best self. No, sure.
I don't think anybody's their best self with footballs. Like I don't. Just a little mean. Full balls.
Isn't that cool little? Like the first thing I hold them. Everybody's about to shout somebody out with the whole balls. Go ahead.
I want to shout out for all of me down. Like it, like one, like two o'clock in the morning when nothing's working out with the YouUp text around 2003, 2004. So shout out to y'all, man. Well, that's an excellent help me down.
Not all here, roll with it. And to drill. to the drill to figure out how different. I have a, we have a whole podcast.
No, we have a whole podcast. Because I had this conversation with somebody talking about when the superhero tape came out. They were like, I was just like, that's regular. And I'm like, no, she was like, like she is cemented in like a trailblazer because I got a whole lot of head in high school, right?
And like, when nobody, first of all, I'm just gonna hold out of here, period. Look at the ball, Jason. I don't give a room. Don't be lying, don't give my house.
I see you in a picture, I'll send it. But they wasn't doing that. Like, once you started doing that, then that's when, you know, everybody wanted to pay them, and I'm like another, you know, whatever, but maybe, you know, maybe some chicks were doing that at the time and, you know, I just wasn't lucky. She unmarked some kink, I think.
Yeah, she definitely did. I mean, she showed, I mean, she was a blueprint. She set a bar. She set a bar.
She did. Because there was, because there was no Twitter and shit like that's what I thought like you saw that every day. Oh shit, this is, this is pro level. Okay, all right, cool.
And then host that. I mean, that's great. I don't know. He's going to Twitter.
I'm super, hey, that's a friend of the show. He's just a read some money books. Oh, so he got a book. I read that book.
You know, I read the book. I didn't. You didn't read the book? That's it was funny, nasty.
I don't really read the book. I read it again. I read the book. I read the book.
I read the book. You definitely read the coders with it. I did. I did read some of those chapters of Zane, Sex Chronicles.
I definitely read that. You look like a lot too. I'm like, oh, hey boy. That's your life.
Black, erotica. You know, that's not until you read it. Well, I was like, what a turtle nickname. I used to read black erotica one month.
I was like, I was like, you can't say it again. The sex conversation. Right. First of all, that's way to be.
It don't be a turtle name. I don't even know about this. I'm not even about it. I'm not even about it.
That is where you know that you can't. You know, I was the girl in the 24 hours. I was three hundred twenty-pounds, I was greedy, walked out with turtle name. Zaw be leading the boys.
Addiscious. dismissed anything. Right. It's in sliver.
And some good little big boys like that. You blog, you're not, you want to do it now after we slip now. Yeah, you know who we came from, when he came to this. Behind me.
Put his union rep hat on him. You didn't read like a rock or mop forget sit coffee or shoot. Whatever you want, he said. Why are you with people.
Why are you with people? What? Who are you? We like to rock for it.
You said what? I was like, I was like, I was like, maybe it's always my fan. I was just going to play for you. Just as a dragon, as a reed, saying, outside.
And it's a couple of, uh, circle jerk. Don't do it. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's a warframe. I was trying. How are you?
How's that? How's that? How's that? Totally.
Oh, you get to talk about turtabakes. Oh, you get to talk about turtabakes. You get to talk about turtabakes. You read that, um, like Raka said about it.
So you was a radical book club? No, just at the career doc. They used to invite niggas over? No, I don't mean.
I'm just saying, oh, women, you just invite them over? Yeah, you just want to get to each other? Why didn't you just invite them over to do Erotica? Why didn't you?
You had to set the mood. You had to put some, you had to put some data on. I don't know how much I missed that on that night read. Black erotica said it was zero.
No, no, no, no. It's a whole untapped community. I could have really took it to the status for him. You had to understand, you had to have a demo in place for that.
Like, it wasn't for everybody. I'm from the leaf. You think that I got a dapple? I got a dapple.
You got a dapple. Yeah, I got a dapple. I got a dapple. You got this.
Yeah. Yeah. I will get a little back. Alright.
We'll 30 minutes in. We have a talk about shit. We'll talk about what? I mean, all the shit is on the docket.
Oh, fair enough. Well, shit was getting to it, man. It might as well. Yeah.
I don't think every K Williams got dimples, and she also is not in my demo. Why is that the lead? Why is that the lead? I mean the K Williams.
Niggas, I sent you this. I emailed this everybody. This was the order. I don't know who ever the K Williams is.
We don't know who ever the K Williams is. It's not the program, it's granted. Right. What's the second thing?
Then we go back to the K Williams. Well, what's with the mocha fest? Yeah, it's not a mocha fest. Go for it.
It's not a mocha fest, man. She's gonna be short sweet. We might change my opinion. Oh, what's she say?
No, she goes to you. No. She's gotta fight now. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh fine. She's not. She's younger than us.
She's not. Mck Williams is like 38. Man, I thought she was definitely 46. Really?
She on my channel. She looks... She's still with us though. She's an A3, baby.
Like, let's not act like... Oh, no, but I thought she's older than us. She's like a donut. I definitely did.
I thought she was an elder. No, man. So, let's start with Epic K Williams. Hold on, go ahead.
Oh, man. It is A. Cause she's... I...
Because I'm with Epic K Williams, I'm just... Yeah. But I know she was. But she's like, oh, real housewives.
It is a little corner. She doesn't even have... You want me? She's only how?
39. Is that changed? See? Yeah.
I mean, I just thought she was... I thought she was older. 19. 19.