Words of Mormon

** #076 Words of Mormon ** :: Limited Intelligence Model :: The end of this 1 chapter book is a giant sentence including: 4 verses, 172 words, 2 em dashes, 15 commas, and 4 semicolons. Smitty now has so many plates flying around this story, he can say anything. In confusion, he wins. Sister Patience learns that Utah has a Jordan River so it can pretend it's Palestine. Sidetracks include a nine legged horse, and a fake Southern California punk band called The Tijuana Girly Show. #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.