Worse Than Hitler

Lost! Lost it is! The precious coins... gone, gone, gone!We had them in our digital pocketses, we did! Whole Bitcoins! Safe and cold on the little metal stick. We promised! We swore on the Precious that we would HODL! "Buy the dips, Shmeagle," we said. "Stack the sats, precious, never look back!"But then... he came. The nasty, filthy, paper-handed One! He looked at the charts. The red lines! The terrible, horrible red lines dipping down, down, down! He got scared! “Oh, it’s going to zero, precious! We must save our paper fiat! We must sell!”(He slaps himself hard across the face, changing his tone to a whimpering, defensive cry)Follow on Twitter: https://x.com/ASSPod69Or Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/allserioussubjects/