Worst Brand Names Ever! | Roy Auditions For Tunnock's | Best Kebab | The Heavy Good Podcast #37 episode artwork

EPISODE · Jan 23, 2026 · 53 MIN

Worst Brand Names Ever! | Roy Auditions For Tunnock's | Best Kebab | The Heavy Good Podcast #37

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In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpiece tear into the worst brand names ever, react to Roy’s audition tape for a Tunnock’s advert, and relive the moment Best Kebab nearly ended Dallas’ life.From brutal branding fails to dodgy takeaway decisions, this episode is packed with bad ideas, worse judgment, and meals that legally qualify as attempts!If you like comedy podcasts, brand disasters, and stories that start with “this nearly killed me” — you’re in the right place.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #HeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ScottishPodcast #UKPodcast #WorstBrandNames #BadBranding #BrandFails #MarketingFails #BrandDisasters#TerribleBrandNames #RebrandFail #LogoFails #MarketingNightmares #BestKebab #KebabStories #FoodFails #TakeawayFails #LateNightKebab#FoodHorror #DodgyTakeaway #NearDeathExperience #Tunnocks #TunnocksTeacakes #ScottishBrands #ScottishIcons#VoiceoverAudition #AdvertAudition #ScottishAds

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