Would You Hide a Whole Dessert Closet From Your Kids?

Would you build a secret dessert closet so the kids never find the Oreos? Tricia already has a stash strategy, and Care/Don't Care goes from Donna Mills cashing in on OnlyFans by cleaning house at eighty-three, to a Pabst Blue Ribbon truck heist of fifty thousand cans, to parents who hid a whole milkshake bar behind a fake hallway door.JB and Sandy open on Ohio State fans versus Longhorns culture, then land on Dolly Parton tribute matinees and why Best Little Whorehouse still beats Nine to Five. Rapid Fire with Tricia covers Fruity Pebbles for life, girls-weekend updates, and empty-nester denial. Story We Love: South by Southwest is sold to Penske Media, still in Austin for now. Minute to Win It almost crowns a Tim McGraw winner, then Tricia reveals JB's perpetual disappointments diary.Subscribe, leave a review, and share this with someone who still drinks the cereal milk.