Would Your Mom Take You to a Drug Deal? | Mert Wolf

from If This Doesn’t Work… · host Justin Anderson

Comedian Mert Wolf joins If This Doesn’t Work… for a conversation that starts with whether his mom would help with a drug deal and somehow gets stranger from there.Mert talks about growing up in Turkey, moving to America, legally choosing the last name Wolf, accidentally calling 911 during an argument, being haunted in Columbia, Turkish circumcision ceremonies, kidney stones, conspiracy theories, restaurant jobs, fatherhood and whether Donald Trump might secretly be Elvis.Mert also answers the important questions: Which animal would be the most racist? How many helmeted ten-year-olds could he defeat with a baseball bat? And would he rather be cheated on or discover that his partner had a serious drug problem?Follow Mert Wolf:Instagram: @MertWolf11Upcoming shows:June 13 — The Ottobar, BaltimoreJune 19 — Pure Board Shop, AnnapolisFollow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesntworkpodcast?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintimee?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

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