笑死你不偿命！又一波毒舌的英语神回复

 这是第二波的神回复，请再次原谅我笑点太低。这些神回复的脑回路再次超出了天际，但如果将这些回复换成英文，你可以感受下，还能听出它们吗？  New Words:  compliment ['kɒmplɪm(ə)nt] n.恭维；称赞；awkward ['ɔːkwəd] adj.尴尬的；笨拙的；suggest [sə'dʒest]  vt.提议，；暗示be at your service:为你服务in the first place：首先；起初 有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?人不可貌相啊。We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we? 单身两年以上是什么体验？How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?单身22年，不知道你说的是哪两年？I've been single for 22 years. Which 2 years are you suggesting?  很高兴为你服务。I'm glad to be at your service.你高兴得太早了。You'll find out you got glad too fast.  妈，我能看电视吗？Mom, can I watch the television?当然可以啊，只要不打开就行。Of course you can, as long as it's turned off. 你得揣摩出题人的意图。You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.他想我死。They want me dead.