凶兆
from 土味情话｜脱口秀
路上有一对情侣亲热。有个小孩跑过去，对那个男孩纸说：哥哥，今天的这个姐姐没有昨天的那个漂亮。 男的赶忙解释，说这小孩认错人了。于是他们换了地方继续亲热，这次男的十分卖力，女的却毫无反映，男的生气的问道：“你就不能有点反映吗？连床也不会叫！”女的听后连忙大叫：“床！！床！！” 这下两人都很生气，于是分手了，女孩觉得老遇见渣男，找到算命先生，先生说：“你命不好。”“为什么？”“因为你身上带有凶兆。”“那我把胸罩脱了行吗?”“不行，你一脱了凶兆，就会出现人生的两个大波。哈哈
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