Yakety Sad

Okay so for reasons I won't go into I had a spot in a project where I wanted something that was "reminiscent of Yakety Sax but sad, weird, and awful". I had the genius idea to just download a midi rendering of Yakety Sax, twiddle the scale around until it was (approximately) in a diminished key, and then run it through some software instruments. This is the result. I'm not going to be using it for the intended purpose; it sucks, but not in the right way.