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EPISODE · Dec 23, 2025 · 1H 6M

YDEK 27 - Santa Murders, Amish Movies?, and More!

from The “Y'all Don't Even Know” Show · host Stagshark Media

This Christmas episode goes completely off the rails. The guys kick things off with a dark holiday story that immediately spirals into confusion, bad jokes, and disbelief, setting the tone for a chaotic night. From there, the conversation jumps into the negative sides of Christmas—shopping traffic, forced family events, cold weather, and the stress that somehow replaces peace every December.Things only get wilder as the crew absolutely roasts Hallmark movies, debates whether The Polar Express is secretly a horror film, and riffs on classic Christmas movies, nostalgia, and unrealistic holiday expectations. A “Grinds My Gears” holiday edition follows, covering everything from high beams and bad drivers to dentist visits and phone addiction.The episode wraps with a cookie taste test, wild tangents, and a full-blown Christmas trivia showdown that somehow becomes just as unhinged as the rest of the night. Loud, messy, and nonstop laughs—this might be the most chaotic Christmas episode yet.🧢 Want YDEK merch?https://www.etsy.com/shop/stagsharkmedia?ref=shop-header-name&listing_id=4356410453&from_page=listing🎧 Clean comedy. Unfiltered chaos.📅 New episodes weekly or biweekly.0:00 – Cold open: The Santa Murders (dark Christmas story)1:28 – Welcome back + immediate chaos reaction3:18 – Holiday negatives begin (flamethrower jokes, bad wording, regret)5:17 – Looking up the “flamethrower” + realizing how insane the story is7:11 – Christmas shopping & traffic stories10:44 – Serious moment: why Christmas can be hard for people12:51 – Christmas movies talk (Miracle on 34th Street, Christmas Vacation)13:31 – Hallmark movies absolutely roasted17:31 – Amish Hallmark movie tangent (Lancaster edition)20:55 – Cold weather complaints & holiday flavors24:28 – Christmas cards rant & forced photos32:10 – Grinds My Gears: Holiday Edition (high beams, dentists, phones)38:01 – Cookie taste test (bacon chocolate chip chaos)41:08 – Grinch, Dr. Seuss & Alice in Wonderland spiral43:15 – Polar Express is secretly a horror movie47:59 – Christmas trivia showdown begins1:05:02 – Christmas Vacation trivia cameo & final chaos1:06:50 – Flamethrower callback + chaotic wrap-up1:07:09 – OutroTikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@__yalldontevenknow__⁠Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/yalldontevenknowshow/⁠Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/yalldontevenknowshow⁠Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/06xvpQW185iWC9vPNn64m0?si=c7bbb00d4a5f4086⁠Apple Podcasts: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-yall-dont-even-know-show/id1787985314⁠Amazon Music: ⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/52ce4a93-6d60-4dc0-b9d2-a152dc6288ca/the-%E2%80%9Cy'all-don't-even-know%E2%80%9D-show

This Christmas episode goes completely off the rails. The guys kick things off with a dark holiday story that immediately spirals into confusion, bad jokes, and disbelief, setting the tone for a chaotic night. From there, the conversation jumps into the negative sides of Christmas—shopping traffic, forced family events, cold weather, and the stress that somehow replaces peace every December.Things only get wilder as the crew absolutely roasts Hallmark movies, debates whether The Polar Express is secretly a horror film, and riffs on classic Christmas movies, nostalgia, and unrealistic holiday expectations. A “Grinds My Gears” holiday edition follows, covering everything from high beams and bad drivers to dentist visits and phone addiction.The episode wraps with a cookie taste test, wild tangents, and a full-blown Christmas trivia showdown that somehow becomes just as unhinged as the rest of the night. Loud, messy, and nonstop laughs—this might be the most chaotic Christmas episode yet.🧢 Want YDEK merch?https://www.etsy.com/shop/stagsharkmedia?ref=shop-header-name&listing_id=4356410453&from_page=listing🎧 Clean comedy. Unfiltered chaos.📅 New episodes weekly or biweekly.0:00 – Cold open: The Santa Murders (dark Christmas story)1:28 – Welcome back + immediate chaos reaction3:18 – Holiday negatives begin (flamethrower jokes, bad wording, regret)5:17 – Looking up the “flamethrower” + realizing how insane the story is7:11 – Christmas shopping & traffic stories10:44 – Serious moment: why Christmas can be hard for people12:51 – Christmas movies talk (Miracle on 34th Street, Christmas Vacation)13:31 – Hallmark movies absolutely roasted17:31 – Amish Hallmark movie tangent (Lancaster edition)20:55 – Cold weather complaints & holiday flavors24:28 – Christmas cards rant & forced photos32:10 – Grinds My Gears: Holiday Edition (high beams, dentists, phones)38:01 – Cookie taste test (bacon chocolate chip chaos)41:08 – Grinch, Dr. Seuss & Alice in Wonderland spiral43:15 – Polar Express is secretly a horror movie47:59 – Christmas trivia showdown begins1:05:02 – Christmas Vacation trivia cameo & final chaos1:06:50 – Flamethrower callback + chaotic wrap-up1:07:09 – OutroTikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@__yalldontevenknow__⁠Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/yalldontevenknowshow/⁠Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/yalldontevenknowshow⁠Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/06xvpQW185iWC9vPNn64m0?si=c7bbb00d4a5f4086⁠Apple Podcasts: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-yall-dont-even-know-show/id1787985314⁠Amazon Music: ⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/52ce4a93-6d60-4dc0-b9d2-a152dc6288ca/the-%E2%80%9Cy'all-don't-even-know%E2%80%9D-show

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