You Already Know - EP 017
from You Already Know with James Creviston Hosted by James D Creviston
Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes. A Santa lookalike has been arrested in Florida for selling cocaine, because to him everyday is a snow day. Nearly half the students at a high school in Pennsylvania have been given suspension notices for missing too much class time. They aren’t worried as all of them have been pre accepted to Trump University. A Pennsylvania based company has come up baby-sized high heels. Making learning to walk, twice as hard as normal. A recent survey has found that more, older women are drinking hard, but only because their college aged boyfriends think it’s hot. The worlds oldest DJ is still spinning at age 82. I really thought Moby was much younger. Washington D.C. is among first in the nation to require child-care workers to get college degrees. So far they have been flooded with resumes from Carlos Danger. The US government no longer lists the Manatee as endangered. Turns out that without fat shaming their suicide rates drop. A tornado in Tennessee has exposed a pot growing operation. If only the tornado would have puff, puff, passed over his house. Russians Say They Want Alaska Back, Democrats are willing to negotiate as long as Russia claims the Palins. These are the jokes for April 4, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
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