You Already Know - EP 021

Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes. New research has found a link between mental illness and infections caused by a group of bacteria commonly found in cats and other animals. After hearing the results of the study men everywhere said Duh. The National WWI Museum and Memorial has created over 500 Great War GIFs for every occasion. Because nothing says thank you for your service more than teenagers posting your worst life experience as memes on Reddit. 7-Eleven has announced that they are opening a drive-thru taco restaurant. They claim it’s the fastest way to get tacos, a Slurpee, and Diarrhea. Krispy Kreme is running a promotion where they’re giving away free doughnuts to everyone who shows a COVID-19 vaccination card through the end of 2021. In other news Diabetes related deaths among people with the COVID-19 vaccination are on the rise. KFC is partnering with Meals on Wheels America to help provide meals to homebound seniors in need. So already lonely seniors will be sure to be alone when they have a massive heart attack after eating their delivered KFC. A New Jersey woman who created a free library in front of her home says town told her to take it down. The town said that they could not consider it a actually library because there was no one peeing between the shelves and no homeless people were encamped outside. These are the jokes for March 29, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.