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Mar 21, 2026 1 hr 14 min

You Are a Candle...

from Daniel Grothe's 'Piledrivers in the Crypt' Hosted by Daniel Grothe

The official scientific explanation for spontaneous human combustion is that you are a candle. Your fat is the wax. Your clothes are the wick. A wrapped pig confirmed it. The report was filed. Everyone went home.One problem. Nobody can explain who lit the match.Tonight Daniel goes through the cases the science couldn't close. Also: Gilberto Valle donated eighty-six dollars to a sick dog in Austria at two in the morning. The Wikipedia Legacy Section had no comment. "The darkness is your best friend… because you can hide in it." If you want to do something real tonight... Help Mikey. Visit the Website or Mikey's GoFundMe or donate with PayPal. The Archive — everything Daniel probably shouldn't have said. Facebook — Daniel is on it. X — is gonna give it to ya! Instagram — photos of dogs, mostly. "I Am Strange" — written and performed by The Bloodsucking Zombies from Outer Space @ Schlitzer Pepi Records danielgrothe.us | piledriversinthecrypt.com | danielgx.com | artbell.us Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daniel-grothe-s-piledrivers-in-the-crypt--6010318/support.

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