You Can’t Say “Hey, It’s Taylor” Anymore?!

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Kevin is spiraling over this one Taylor Swift is reportedly moving to trademark phrases like “hey, it’s Taylor,” and now he thinks his entire identity is at risk. From wedding buzz to theme nights to legal filings, she’s everywhere—and Kevin’s not happy about losing his go-to radio intro. Taylor fires back with a better idea: just trademark the legendary “Taylor snort” instead.

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