You Can’t Yadda Yadda That!

Michelle & Ben finally return to recap the ninth week of Australian Survivor's third season. In this episode: Michelle talks Play School. Ben takes umbrage with some self-righteousness. Someone enjoys writing in the sand. One contestant needs to sunbathe a bit more. Ben starts getting annoyed with people. Who is an underdog? Is there such a thing as a cold Sydney? What is the most important reason why people win? Michelle loves the smell of clean hair. There's always a worse option. Kristie is terrible at putting liquid in Flick's mouth. Ben teaches us a hangover cure. There's nothing wrong with telling people they're going home. Who were the control freak tribe? We celebrate the annual "Stand like you're taking a dump challenge". Michelle says the word "different" far too many times. What is a stupid move? Who is the Purple Kelly of the jury? Probst is still ridiculous. Who is the Woo of the season? Ben really misses the castaway who was eliminated. Michelle is going to a Survivor viewing party, just to see one US castaway's eyes. And who will win?