You Know You’ve Made It When Trump Tweets

You Know You've Made It When...Success isn't measured in Grammys or box-office hauls—it's etched in the glow of a Mar-a-Lago tablet at 2 a.m. You know you're truly winning when the President of the United States, fresh from a state dinner or a tariff tweetstorm, pauses his golf swing mid-follow-through to fire off a Truth Social screed about you. "No talent!" he types, all caps rattling like a teleprompter on the fritz. "Ratings in the toilet—worse than cable reruns!" And the kicker: "He's better looking than that has-been anyway." (Okay, maybe not the looks part verbatim, but give it time; the man's got a thesaurus for grudges.)Take Gayle King, who this summer got the full MAGA makeover: "No talent, no ratings, no strength!!!"