有什么生活小贱招？

What'sthe most badass life hack?SarahBailey, I take shortcuts...unless I don'tEver paid for something from avending machine…the spiral twists, and your selection fal-oh, wait, no, itdoesn’t.It’s stuck, dammit!What to do? Shake the machine?There is a warning label advising against it. It implies you might die if youtry that…so, yeah, not worth it. Kick it? Nah…Ooh…just tell the management…tryto get a refund. What am Igonna do with that?Eat the bill?Maybe…try to entice a passingstranger into purchasing the same thing, because odds are two will come out! (Bitdicey, that.)You could do one of those…or…If you happen to have one ofthese,and an old enough machine, andare outside the view of judgmental and authoritative eyes, you can actuallysolve your problem all by yourself.Just lock the tape at anappropriate length, insert the whole (plus your preferred hand) into the dropbin, and jiggle the tape until it snaps upright. Make contact with the danglingfood…it won’t take much more than a tap…and “Come to Mami (o Papi)”…and what’srightfully yours is ready for consumption.Also important, don’t get solaser-focused on the food that you forget to leave with the measuring tape.Check and check.Job done.