You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk

TODAY the show started off with a bang as we recapped what we all got up to over the weekend and one person in particular very much surprised us. We talked about the NHL playoffs and some surprising NFL trades and signings. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next round of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from the legendary Mr. Skin.  TOMORROW on the show we have Lex hosting the QUIZ! Plus a meeting about one of our staple bits. CLIP OF THE DAY:  You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk '100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,600ever since I was a teenager, there's something about me that whoever I'm seeing wants me to ride in a car with them somewhere200:00:07,600 --> 00:00:14,640and how are you supposed to answer? You're putting a no-in scenario. It's like, hey, you want to ride along?300:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,880Not really. Looks bad.400:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,240It's like, you don't want to spend no time with them. It does.500:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,160Like all you want to do is eat, sleep, drink, and have sex with them.600:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,520Nothing else. That's right.700:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,520Not bad options, really.800:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,480What is the odd couple's name?900:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,480Felix and Oscar.1000:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,680Oscar, yeah.1100:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,520Yeah, I should just move in together.1200:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,800Yeah, we're perfect.1300:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,920Yeah, I wouldn't have to go like, nowhere with each other.1400:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,240You would have your time to create and manifest things.1500:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,640Like, you would have a time to watch TV, sleep, and eat, you know?1600:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,840Just have some girls.1700:00:49,840 --> 00:00:55,760Just have some girls over every night in the bank and then send them on their way.1800:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,320It likes? It's a hell of a pitch.1900:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,320[laughs]2000:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,120There's only three things I do.2100:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,800I'm talking about the things I could do by not doing that.2200:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,040Oh. What would you like to do?2300:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,080I mean, lately, Dee's right. That's kind of what I do of it.2400:01:12,080 --> 00:01:18,400Before I, you know, had some fetish years, I used to like to go places, walk malls,2500:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,640walk anywhere, really, just to walk.2600:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,160[laughs]2700:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,640Yeah, I don't want to walk anymore either.2800:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,080What are you-- [crow caws]2900:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,200over there about?3000:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,400[laughs]3100:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,200You know, he fat man that can walk is out of nothing.