Young Sentinels #11

Ooh, and welcome to another episode of the Young Sentinels. I am Happy Puke your Game Mustard, and today with me, I have five Creepy Crawlers. We got Scarabedles, Matthew playing Arthur Podd. This is very unbrand for me.

We've got Stag, Beatles, Bailey playing Stevie. I actually really dig that beetle because it's got really cool bumpy looking horns. We got the Longhorn, Beetle, K, playing bear, knuckle. Beetles are fascinating creatures that are able to lift.

Many times they're on wait. We've got the Skin, Beetle, Maddie playing Elemanzer. Big bad beetle, boys. That made me so happy, Maddie, thank you.

We've got the Iron Claw, Beetle, Mark playing Lucid. I don't know what shit about beetles besides blue ones. What about the beetles? No, I absolutely hate the beetles.

We are a real play-fapiest podcast. We are a Patreon game. We're conical with everything else on this feed. We intermingle stories with some of these other podcasts here.

So, yeah, one of our lovely players let us know what happened on the last episode of Young Sentinels. Does anybody have notes? So, but behind the scenes, behind the scenes, we're all in need to do it. So I'll go ahead and do it.

Matthew, your note-taking is appreciated. Yeah, that's fine. Matthew, it's supposed to seem natural. Yes, that's right.

We don't talk to each other between episodes. We remain in the chat and silent for a full month between recordings. Nope, Adam's been hours bothering, Mark. My phone in the bathroom, you get to watch that happen.

Anyway, so the last episode opened us with a little bit of combat where we were fighting Darkbell, who was trying to discount Destroy Kill, whatever, life. And we were able to escape with life and hide away and Darkbell did not find us at that particular time. At the same time, a big old lion popped up and Arthur is like, Hark! And then it disappeared in lightning.

Stevie and Bear Knuckle arrived at the law of the doors open and a breeze is coming in from the inside. Inside is covered in ice, but a manifesto about ice not dying. Arthur disappeared and reappeared with secret knowledge and then he ran off to the hospital where he attacked his sister, Morgan Lefay, who was trying to kill a kid. Stevie tried to move the kid who wakes up and make a kick arthurt and Morgan Lefay disappear.

Apparently, he dreams things. And his name is Artie Miller, AKA Lucid. Everyone returned to the law after dead mother montage and then life finds a way. And then Banger shows up with flowers.

Hmm. That was a really good weekend. Yeah, that was pretty good. I think that's accurate actually.

Did the mother montage? Dead mother montage. I think the question came up. Because we talked about it.

Hey, why wouldn't we bring you back to your parents? And then we had an excuse for why there were no parents. Yeah. Yeah, so Banger is there.

He's like, where's my kid? Look, I want to tell you this right now. It's a very complicated story on why Arthur is at the moment. All right, hold on.

As soon as she says, Arthur, I have to make a will roll of my snot, let him out. Oh, he's so much. And I failed my will roll. And so Artie passes out.

What? And Arthur reappears. He's right here, mate. Have fun.

All right, then. Arthur, my king. Hi, how you doing, mate? Good, Joey.

Is it time already? Yeah, I thought we'd go out at the clubs. I can't wait to hit the clubs with you. It's great.

I'll see you all later. One second. One second, Mr. Banger.

All right. Wait, I'm confused. I'm thinking you're wrong. Of course I'm weird.

Who's the small child in our building? Did we have scones on someone? That's IT. The answer is yes.

We did. Yeah, he's all tuckered out. Well, often dancing and eating, hopefully, multiple things of meat sounds lovely, mate. I'm sure you'll be eating a lot of meat tonight.

Feel yourself with me. I'm talking about turkey legs. I'm sure. Yep.

Same. Maybe some sausage too. Some real shanks. Elmo's going to keep speaking.

I'm going to hang out with the tuckered out boy. I'm going to stay here as well, because I have a bottle of whiskey. Is this an real life kind of thing, or is this a gay thing? This is me just very much being a character.

I wouldn't like to watch the shit show in Furl. Anyone else want to sneak out to the club with me? No, but I would say that I would like to pursue. And I think that the best way for me to do that is in a stealthier form.

So Ursa, minor. Does it make sense to bring a small bear to a night club? I mean, some people are into bears. Don't judge them.

I am not judging. I am just confused about Earth's animals and my life. I imagine that if you put a chain around my neck and had a leash, that would be a weird enough sight that they might just let the giant cat lady with a bear pet in too ginky. I mean, I was getting in regardless, because I do not know if you know this, but I don't give a fuck.

I'm going to go put on nice dress because of night club. So Arthur, currently, you go with bangers up to the clubs? Yes. And while we're about to leave him, I tell him, I think our date may be crashed.

Well, then that seems unfortunate. I agree. Well, I mean, let him watch, right? Let's give him something to talk about.

Ah ha, yes. Too fun in merriment. All right. You had to hit the night club scene with bangers.

Everybody else, y'all following for some reason? Not everyone. Just the two creepers. Just a bear and a giant cat woman.

Yeah. All right, so the cat lady and the bear. Yeah, the most confusing was people. She has feline features.

She's not cat. The Cali Mary. Is it like Thundercat? You said it was like Avatar.

It's more like she just. It's not so much like Thundercat. It is more like she does have cat ears, but they're not like neck on the knees. They're just slightly longer ears and a tail.

Yes, she is. She's like, no. Don't you ever. I will punch you down.

Is it like the Ron Perlman Beauty and the Beast? Oh. I have art. I submitted art before.

The night with Arthur and Tanger goes pretty well. You guys go out to the club. You have a fun time. Anything specific?

Do you want me to roll anything to see if we actually had a good time? Anything you do specifically? Besides dancing and getting to know him, I don't know really anything else. But that's where you want me to roll like rapport to see if we have a good communication back and forth or anything like that.

Roll for small talk. Yeah, sure. Give me that. I like to roll stuff, Alex.

Yeah, no, yeah sure. That sounds good. I got a plus six to see how if we got along. All right, yeah.

You get along really well. All right, it seems to go quite well. Try this one second. No.

All right, no, but it's negative. I don't go in for a first ticket. He appreciates your restraint. Goes really well.

Here's the second date. Congrats. The people following. Are you following stealthily or are you just kind of crashing the date?

Well, I was planning on following stealthily. Like I was thinking I was going to climb up the side of the building of the club and like peek into a window, like Winnie the Pooh. A club that has windows is not the best club. He also goes club, he got a Wednesday.

So don't judge where Arthur goes club. Both of y'all roll me. I'm really. I've got a plus five on myself.

I also got a plus five on myself. Hell yeah, we are sneaky shit. Ooh, predators. Don't use that word.

You sneakily watch a date on Fols. Just making sure that he's not getting attacked. Like I'm not constantly watching. I'm just kind of looking over my shoulder and make sure.

Yeah, everything seems to go peachy king. Back at the loft, Elementancer, and Arthur O'Pod. You are hanging out. What are you doing?

I am going to fashion a like a hammock for the young lad and I'm going to gently place a minute. Yes, when I say hand, it's made of things like spider silks and leaves and mostly that sticks. I mean, he's going to be kind of coming pretty well. OK.

Hey, Artie, I don't know if you can hear me right now. But if you need anything, just let us know. I'll hang out, tops out here for a while until like, I want to go to bed. But like, you kind of like in your element right now.

So I don't want to like mess with that. I put a blanket over him. She's sleeping. The comfort of the blanket does one days.

OK. So you guys just take a rest. Oh, I was going to say, watch TV. Oh, you watch TV.

Yeah, we're watching reruns of an old superhero show called Large City. OK, you do that. The day goes well. Eventually, the night comes to a close peacefully.

Anything, anybody's going to do that night? Normal things. Yeah, as normal as it can be when you learn about this kid who's been dreaming of King Arthur. In the nighttime, Alex, if everything is doing normally, since Arthur Pod tried to talk to him, in Arthur Pod's dream, Artie is going to appear.

And he's going to tell him, if you want to talk to me, all you have to do is tell Arthur to go to sleep. It's just pretty easy. Normally, normally, I don't know. I'm saying you have to get him kind of to go to sleep.

It's kind of a hard thing because I don't know if he realizes that he really doesn't kind of sleep. I don't know if he's real or not. I'm not sure. So do you need things?

Do you need to make sure that he does sleep so that you can eat? Yeah, because I was on a tube for a long time. OK, so what helps him sleep? You know?

A warm glass of milk maybe? A lullaby? OK. I can make that happen.

I know a guy. It's me. I'm the one I know. OK, well, hopefully you remember this when you wake up.

Man, I keep a dream journal. You just don't know about it. OK. I dream about bugs a lot.

You ever dream about bugs? No, but I am here. And I can see that there are a lot of bugs here. They're my friends.

All of the bugs are my friends. All of the bugs are my friends. It's a nice dream with nice friends. They're cool.

They're just, you know, misunderstood. I'm not a really a bug guy, but I can understand sure. If you are awake and you're in the house and you see some bugs, don't do anything with them. They're probably working for me.

Gotcha. Well, touch your bugs. I mean, they like to be scratched under the chip, like a dog or something. But I wouldn't like step on them.

You bugs have chins? Yeah, we'll some. Yeah. Yeah, man, gotcha.

OK. I'll scratch your bugs and I won't step on them. Thanks. All right.

I'm going to keep sleeping. Is this restful if I do this? It's really you're just in your own mind anyways. It's just I'm in here with you now.

I'm wondering why I was sitting on the lazy boy man out of human skin. That's because that's what you dream about. And I can't really help you that. I don't interpret it, James.

I just am in there. It's very comfortable. I mean, the leather is just smooth. It's off.

And you might want to talk to someone why you want to sit on human skin. I don't like this, but I just thought I don't like it, this is what I'm saying. Could it be that you miss your own former human skin? I have heard you warned before?

Damn. I'm just going to the pain journal. All right. Well, I'll leave you to it.

Enjoy your bugs and your human skin. All right. I'm just going to recline a bit and watch some reruns of like all my children. Again, this is a dream.

You can do whatever you want. All of my children are bugs. No, I'm saying all my children. All my both children.

All my clutch. Bye. Dear dream journal, I had the best dream. My best friend already told me about why I just sleep by the human lazy voice.

I didn't sleep on it. I was reclining on it. OK, so the night comes too close. I'm going to best ward a couple of days.

They're pretty uneventful. We get a ganker. They're falling asleep. So already he's not like.

Yeah, the next time I go shopping, what I do is I go to a farm and I buy buckets of fresh cow milk that hasn't been processed. And I like, I'm warming on the stove. And then I give it to the good Arthur. And just to watch what happens.

I feel like that's how he would have wanted it. All right, so yeah, so you do that. Anything anyone else is doing in those couple of days? I don't think there's anything too pressing going on.

I would like to buy like a baby monitor, like one of the video ones that we could put in the room wherever we're going to leave already sleeping. Because I'm curious. I want to have documentation of what happens to him and Arthur is out there. He sleeps.

I'm pretty sure he farted in my arms. No, I understand that. But does he surf it points? Like I would like to be able to corroborate that kind of detail.

Like if Arthur is wounded, for example, or winded from running, is there a physiological effect on Arnie? I just get his permission because I don't really like the idea of monitoring secrets. Even if we just want to put a tracker on this beach last week. That sounds about right.

Arnie, if you're awake at the moment, I don't know if not, I'm just going to slap you a couple of times. Definitely don't do that. Don't hit. Hitting is not nice.

Don't slap him. Yeah, I'll be honest. Do you have or do I have your permission, I should say, I'm sorry, to set up a recording apparatus to study you when you are projecting out as Arthur? I have no problem with that.

Fantastic. Do you have any preferences on color? I'm kind of a light blue purplish guy. OK, I'm sure I can find that.

Actually, I mean, you probably would like to start your legs. Would you like to come with me into the best by to see if we can procure this? Topurgis. Topurgis, sorry.

I just came to me. I'm sorry. No, Brad. That's why we have Google and Orange, Orange, Orange.

I just had an hard one. And villainy over. And villainy over. I'll get away, rides.

And scream. Yeah, I'm sure I don't know what to do. So yeah, I have no problem going with you to adopt it. OK, topurgis it is.

Let's go look at some electronics. Many of which we can't afford. Yeah, I absolutely, I don't even know because I have zero money on this, like my mom left me anything. So not much.

Like I like barely enough. But it'll be fun regardless. We can see the video games that we would like to own someday. Because I mean, all the Arthur Gold is just gone now.

Yes. No, it is. Oh, yeah. There's a thing when Arthur ever, whenever Arthur's awake, anything he had reappears.

So the gold comes and goes. But if we put all the gold in the bank and then he has a credit card, it doesn't matter if it goes or probably because the bank's not physically looking at it. They still think it's there. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. What? He's thinking about a debit card? Yes.

So I'm saying as if you. Are you saying that this would be? Are you saying that this would be? If you just give the bank a shit ton of money, they think that gold is there.

Does it matter if it comes and gold because money is a construct? I don't want to do fraud. It's just this is barely not stealing. Don't have the accent.

Steve does not have a concept of money. Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that we'd be putting the economy in a bear market? I will put you in the corner.

Oh, sorry. I'm going on patrol. Those couple of days pass. You get some sort of monitoring device from top purchase.

I make zucchini bread. Zucchini bread is made. Anything else over those couple of days? I also make cornbread.

Cornbread is made. I also make pumpkin bread. If it's a gourd or vegetable, I will turn it into a bread. All the breads.

Is there a reason why you're in a bread mood? Yeah, I'm hungry. Also, I like the look of me wearing the apron. You do look smashing it.

Anyone want to come out on patrol with me? I suppose I should get some more practice on patrol. Like I can come with you. All right.

Let's go. Y'all are out on patrol. Yeah, so if you did pass, you guys are all doing that. Whilst on patrol, Elementor and Verenal, you both come across a crime scene.

The police are all around. It looks like a messy crime scene. I will walk up and ask. Do I know?

I'm sure I know some of the cops here. You know a couple of the cops here. I'll walk up and I'll say, hey, Carl, what's going on? Oh, there was a gang shoot up.

I sat for a moment. Processed away, which I said, because I was not expecting that. It got my gangs in North Dakota. Yeah, I was going to say we have gangs.

I look, I'm like, can I take a look, mate? Yeah, I guess so. All right. I'll do the proper procedure.

I'll grab some gloves to put on so I don't, you know, contaminate the crime scene or anything like that. And I'll walk up and investigate it. OK. Roll me in investigate.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, you're mad at you doing still. She don't have what else is now. Shut up.

I'm trying to get some beer and get a disappear. Oh, hey, guess what? I haven't seen anything I got a negative four. I approached in my small beer form and would like to smell around.

So I'm not trying to like look for specific clues. I'm just trying to pick up a cent. OK, give me a notice. A notice.

OK. So that's a negative one plus my positive one. That's a zero. Yeah, this is a crime scene.

You don't pick up much out of the ordinary smell. I mean, there's blood because some people were shot with bullets of ours. I mean, this makes sense. What am I?

Well, Vereen, I can't. Right. But yeah, you get the sense that there was a gang shooting. There's a couple of people from each side of the gang lying on the street deceased.

Did anyone get away that you know of? Or are you talking to the cops? Yeah, I'm talking to like Carlian. Like, did anyone get away?

Like, do you know the reason why it happened? Yeah, we do know the reason why it happened. Apparently, the one half of the gang is the local gang we know about. And then like, it seems like somebody else is kind of coming into the crotion on territory.

So can I like, I know I failed my investigation role completely? Can I like look at the like clothing that they're wearing and see there's like, fining of my way to doing contacts to see like, I recognize any enseignos? Or you want to know what the colors they're wearing? Yeah, I want all the colors.

All right, yeah. Roll me. What are you rolling? I wanted to see if I could roll my way to contacts.

Or even a notice. Anything. Lower, do lower. No, more plus two.

I roll lower to see if I recognize. If it's a filling gang or just like a local like, street gang. All right, roll that. OK.

Oh, that's sort of better. I got zero. Huzzah, zero. Big old goose egg.

Mata, zip. So you didn't get anything? No, obviously not. OK.

Yeah, you don't notice much, like Carl said. The one gang that you do know of in town, some of the people on the street are members of that gang. And the other ones, they're dressed in some garbage, but you can't really identify where it's from. They're wearing emerald green outfits.

It is a simple or something like that. I take a picture of it. And then to be like, this is something I have to watch out for. What?

What? What is it? Very knuckle? I was agreeing with you.

Mm-hmm. Yes, I do agree. All right. Well, Carl, is there any witnesses?

No, there weren't any witnesses that are really talking about. All right. Thank you, Carl. Have a good day.

You too. No. But you want to talk and get out of your form. You go about your day then?

All right. Before we leave the scene, did you name Carl Officer Carl Winslow from Family Matters? No, she didn't. It was the only I was thinking of Bill.

I did it because I was thinking back to Bill and David. I was just like, what's it after today? OK. Well, to me, I assumed this guy looks like a reneral Johnson now.

Look, I'm going to tell you this right now. I don't have this account right now. So yeah, so you come across that. Do you tell the rest of the team that happened to me?

I keep it to myself and only tell Barry and go, don't tell anyone. Yes, I tell everyone. Matt, you're being real sassy. You need to time out.

I'm a sassy cutting out. No, it's a sassy kind of thing. I'm making Scott squash bread. Did you tell me?

We have a new rival gang in town. Wait, wait, did you call me or did you text me? How's this happening? My hands are full of fun to hand.

I call a group. I call a team meeting. Hit the emergency meeting, buddy. This is a new rival game in terms of the street gang that's currently in town.

Sorry. Wait, when you say a new rival gang? Is that because we have an existing rival gang? Or it's a new gang that's rival risk.

You explain everything that you saw and said? I show the picture as well to be like, this is what the new, this is what the gang that I didn't recognize. He found by his blood. There was blood.

It distinctly smelled like blood. It tastes good. You mind if I make a lower roll, Alex, to see if I know something? Sure.

Yeah, give me a lower roll. I got a plus one. Specifically, I want to know, do I realize about the emerald? Because I'm pretty sure I know what they are as Mark.

A plus one? Yeah. Yes, they are getting known as the denizens. You do know what they are.

I'll let that know because I'll say that I've read it. I'm going to say Arty says he's read about them in the paper before. Do I recognize the new denizens? I don't roll me a lower.

OK. Oh boy, you know, these days have been hot tonight. Oh, hey. A plus one.

You've heard of them before, but like, you don't know much about. I've heard of them. Would you like to feel me and know what you know, Arty? I know everything that I've read in the paper.

That's all I really know. And that was over a year ago. So I don't know if things have changed or anything like that. Is this not something you could simply Google?

Well, I could start doing research on that. See if I'm getting more information. What? Pursuit with caution.

If you see anyone in green clothing, you're ready to possibly engage in combat. Isn't that profiling? All right, so let me rephrase that then. Anyone in emerald clothing that seems like, hmm, I should not.

You know what? Do whatever you want in terms of this problem. I'm going to stop my research. I'm just saying it does not seem very productive or helpful to stop every single person you see in green clothing.

Not every single person. Yes, like, Eric, Eric, Eric. Yes, I do. Especially with cream cheese.

I don't have cream cheese. I have carrots, though. Well, I will go buy cream cheese to make for us if you make a cake. OK.

Score. Anyway. What are you guys talking about? Apparently gang violence.

Oh, yeah, that's bad stuff. And why is it not OK to profile? Oh, yeah. You don't want to stop anybody ever.

Stop in for a season. Well, I mean, then some of you know the person or not. And if they're consenting. There.

No, I mean, OK. I also made onion bagels. You are just in a very productive mood today. Good for you.

I feel a strange need to just eat a lot. And whatever, these these breads, these breads are really heavy. So like, it's also really tasty. Are you going to go into?

Are you going to cocoon and do the pupa thing? Are you going to go? I'm going to charge, sorry. All right.

So all right. A couple of days past anything anyone is doing in those couple of days? I kind of want to go check out that crime scene because I assume they haven't completely cleaned it up yet. OK.

Go to the check out the crime scene. What's everybody else doing? I was with the say research the den in sections. OK.

OK. Artie or Lucid? He's trying to catch up on the year that he's missed and seeing what's going on and things like that. We give him a YouTube rewind.

But bear knuckle. What are you? Oh. I feel like I would probably be mostly like focusing on helping with like the research on the denizens.

Like, that seems to be the best use of my efforts. All right. You and Ellamance are both of you all give me some research. Can I use contacts?

Is he if I can find anyone to help me get information on this? Whether it be like previous heroes or like villains that might have like rolled with them in the past? That's like wow, the denizens. Yeah.

This is why the denizens are always like, I'm a former henchman and I used to be with the denizens and then I got this new job with his other villain or something like that. Give me what would this be as a role? Oh, I think it's I think research or investigate. What am I trying to do?

I'm going to try contacts. This is great. Plus do. Okay.

What did you get for? I'm going to get to investigate for mine and that would be a plus three. Ellamance are you know a hero known as Orchid who is based out of Emerald City who you know has fought a group called the Denz. Can I contact them and request information on them because I believe that they are trying to get a hold in the town item.

Okay. Yeah. You call them up. You get on the phone.

Orchid says hello. Miss Orchid, it's me. Ellamance. I was wondering if.

Oh hi. How you doing? I'm doing well. Miss Strastley.

I think I made you a day. Oh, sorry. What's going on? Just the students from the, just the interns from the colleges here and it's just, I'm dealing with a lot.

Oh, I'm sorry. That seems like a lot to deal with. They're good kids. I can realize that it's just stressing me out in my wedding.

It's not the best at most of the times. Gotcha. Okay. I'm sorry.

I was wondering if you could tell me about the denizens. Oh, well, what do you need to know about? They're kind of a notorious gang. They're here in Emerald City.

They're making their way here, actually. They did shoot out recently with one of the history gangs here. Oh, that's probably no good. They are, they're a pretty prevalent gang.

They're led by kind of a psychopath lady and her, her three main henchmen. Uh huh. Yeah. What exactly do you want to know?

I suppose just the name of the, if you have, if you have, if you've seen a reduction in activity from them in Emerald City. We haven't really. The leader, the leader's name is Dorothy. And she has three henchmen who have built by a 10 man line and scarecrow.

And they, she's kind of unhinged. And she's really obsessed with those books. I understand. So do you have any idea why they might be coming here though?

I don't know. No. I mean, we can try to figure out what we can from our end. Oh, that would be lovely.

Yeah. I guess we'll do what we can. They're hard to get a hold of. I mean, they're slippery, you know?

I kind of figured. I'm sure I'll try to figure out stuff on my end and if you can give me any more information that you can find out on your end, that'd be amazing. We'll see what we can figure out. Thank you so much.

And if you ever need help from me, let me know. Okay. All right. Thank you.

Have a good day. Love. Bye. All right.

So bear knuckle, you were researching the denizens as well. Yeah. Like, like, looking on the internet, like trying to find anything that I could. What did we say?

Knock the googles? Googles. I call it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, you find, you find some good information. And there, led by the girl named Dorothy, who has like a wolf that named Toto, that she tots around on the chain.

They're from the Emerald City. Yes. From Emerald City. And yeah.

So she's got three main henchmen that follow her. Yeah. What are you looking for specifically? Do you have any other questions you want to answer about that?

So I guess I'd be looking for the types of crimes that they engage in so that we could see if there's any sort of pattern perhaps to try to follow them. Like are they drug traffickers? Or are they more like stick up in? Drug traffickers.

organized crime stuff like what weapon trafficking drug trafficking stuff like that so not so much like stick them up robbery stuff but like organized okay well then if they traffic trucks that i would be looking for hospitals are working increase in uh... in only patients uh... or people respond negatively to it and also looking for signs of uptake in any sort of weapon-based violence uh... yet there there have been a number of shudders in your town lately can i triangulate the uh...

the location of the pattern yeah give me a notice unnoticed okay plus two plus my notice is a plus one so three they seem to be focused around like highway on ramps or passageways or intersections that kind of thing uh... so sounds like they're using the roads there will they're following the europe road what did you find out that we have to follow the europe road larry larry road the other road the other road the follow follow follow the other road none of these roads are made of break i'm so confused ronnie ronnie was a river of your phone call and is just like what what do you want i have my information to be with the show your information that i know i lay out the information that uh... the internet just told me literally and bigger to be here uh... and uh...

i go over it all and i i draw the connections both between the symbolism of their gangs and also the locations that they happen to be doing things i making more additional funds about the other group is there actually a yellow painted road in the city of the city is there like a road that's called the yellow road or something like that no a lot of roads have double yellow lines up yeah that that's about as you know that we are going to go drive or like a city is a joke inside of the city of us uh... we're going to cut back over to steve you go to the crime scene uh... i don't want to look like i'm specifically trying to like investigate uh... but i did bring like a green-colored and i just got back in the pocket and just kind of like lazily poking around just kind of keeping an eye out for anybody that i see alright how soon after the uh...

the cleanup are you doing the street waiting for like clean up to be done or you're like going on the cops are not i want to do it specifically once the blood is gone because he said there was a lot of it tends to be bad for uh... so probably just like shortly after the cleanup okay so you can hang around the area uh... you don't see much activity going on roian notice plus two you do uh... notice that there are a couple of uh...

dudes in overalls and kind of uh... relatively nice truck and they keep circling the block uh... probably like the third time i noticed that i'm going to run into the back of their truck and kind of like smashing their back window and uh... lina and you can tell you why you do you are circling block okay so wait for me for me to tackle the car okay come on really i'm just a and i don't tell them from a safe distance the car could be something that's alive like we've seen before maybe that then i will feel bad i mean yeah okay you just met other when you do you there's a lot more than something expected or like normal window for i think like that and then when you jump into their car and smash the windows as they're driving i'm just in the bed of the truck right now they were they were driving down the road you jumped into the truck and smash the window they swerve off the road and fire hydrant water was ranked shh all over the place that sucks for you both both their heads on the uh...

the console like an uplink that are they knocked out uh... they're knocked out but they're like they have like bash their heads pretty hard it will take them to go through once they answer questions they seem kind of loopy you can't stop me why are you circling block is like what is that what i watched you go around about six seven times uh... make an athletics check oh i can do that all day plus seven uh... one of them pulled out a hand on and tries to fire into your face can i just say that they really is it it's a that's fine you totally blocked them the passenger treasure the driver stumbles out of the car you know that you're going to be just in the prior answer questions that he's stumbling of the car and i'm just saying all this very casually he's loading the shotgun people behind the seat he sees that idea uh...

can i spend a fake point to use my stuff in the actions uh... so i get up to three that i can do as a single like thing uh... and anything after all for just a plus two four instead of whatever i normally so i want to take the shotgun and grab both of them and i want to tie them to a tree uh... and you don't know that work no it's fine the police show up you can answer my questions or you can answer there's because i'm going to tell them that you are acting so that the police get out of the car they point against you like it out he's not smart idea put guns down and catching criminals get down now i'm gonna sit cross-legged on the grass okay one of the cops keeps the the country and the other cops make sure that the two-minute okay are you going to answer my question why are you pointing guns at me i am hero from the reports there were people driving a truck and you attack them i'm just gonna sit there quietly staring at the police chief just very darkly so the chief is just a roger's in charge like whoever's like aiming to get yeah we got reports that there was a truck driving peacefully and you jump to the bed of the truck and attack the two men driving truck was being suspicious and went to investigate again i am hero school sent me okay what you still obey laws and attacking people for being suspicious is really broke window is property that it's not a solid was it was a seeding with the one who's saying that you shouldn't like yes i'm aware she's not she's not smart she's good you know i'm running so slow i'm so stressed out i want phone call they're gonna try to put you in the back of the police group unless you're gonna try to i don't want that i'm gonna run away okay you're gonna run away no do i get a phone hurt one of her uh...

fucking things is like literally like i do what i want lacking knowledge of earth or it's because i'm stevie tends to do things the way she is used to a little how dare you make Fiona i told you that's what i'm going to do all right where you're running away too um well i'm going fast enough they can't catch me i'll probably go to like probably some not that i'm not going to the loft but i'll probably go somewhere where i know that they'll like my team knows to go to okay arthropods hole i'm just i was gonna say the laser tag zone but she doesn't know about the laser arena uh camelot i can't get to camelot camelot camelot also comes and goes so i don't think that's the sort of yeah it's not you right now Ronny's apartment i'm going to the farmers market i've seen arthropods there oh my god this is i grow crops on camelot lucid what are you up to i'm going to assume we have like this is a school funded place right sure there's the place so where he was investigating the stuff so i heard what all he said because i was investigating what happened during the year i was gone so i heard that and then yeah besides that i was just yeah i was looking up stuff that like i just wanted the news about you know the what happened while i was gone and now i kind of i can feel myself in because i know what happened but okay yeah that's all he was doing and after that um he doesn't really know like he's kind of he's walking around aimlessly like kind of like okay uh my life is kind of i don't know and now i'm stuck i'm with these people and he's kind of freaked out but keeping an egg is also like he doesn't know where his family is and he's just with these people now who took him out of hospital say that your leg up like turned upside down okay so yeah that's what he's doing he's having inner drama right now that he's not sure what's going on and or not what's going on but like what is everything and like how how the heck are we in this position now okay all right so everybody everybody else or everybody's at the apartment except for stevie who went where to the farmers market farmers market okay you know the very conspicuous easy voice i would ask him find you there's a probably a crab maybe and it's a 24 hour seven-day a week farmers market see yes it's uh open all the time it's big city farmers market it's bustling yeah do i get a call about a runaway person from a car accident no you don't oh god if we were to watch the news would be on the be hearing anything about being on the lookout for a suspicious cat person evading cops after attacking a random vehicle now a cat person a person who has something some sort of like half like years and a tail a person with feline features thank you mark a person who looks like snar from thundercats but you i don't look like snar only if you had like a police scanner but if you don't have a police scanner that well i mean i was actively researching crimes uh that's true i was gonna say i think ronnie does have a police scanner though because i think she's mentioned it i feel like i ronnie would because ronnie's i feel like the locals down here i mean nothing else i'd be like scouring like next door or something and they're certainly yeah we we check we check the local new vid apps that's ronnie's really scared this is a reporter crime no they just said suspicious person was that right no just another suspicious person no someone stole donuts from the the set of law and order to you how dare they and tell you about suspicious person like it about her wife and memories it's really weird i mean cv tuned me out about it and it was right i should not have waited it that way not everyone anything clothing is a bad person they should call them a person if they should they should so do i see the thing about cv or do i not like that's interesting um let me see do we get some information or do we just think cv's off living life to the fullest i mean she's definitely she's definitely off living a better life than i am you do not find information on that specific i mean i want to text you guys eventually we are not going to go to the farmers market okay fair enough fair enough well may i offer a an hypothesis if you will um we apparently are dealing with individuals who have modeled themselves after the wizard of azz we know that there is that this this emerald gang is the denizens and they're from the emerald city um and that they're mimicking dorky with her wolf toto and that she has three henchmen presumably these would also follow the architecture of the book um now we've yeah tin men so he's got a line yes and we recently heard about uh about a lion which uh if you may recall uh is actually the the reason i was charged with these powers and to be off in this world i had a really dumb question is there like a wicked witch gang as well with a bunch of blank monkeys and like guards that might be the rival gang there it was a shootout after all is our local is our local gang what wicked witch themed is it hey hey the monkeys they like to monkey around it's just a bunch of baby wishes oh man what was that these are the munchkin a lollipop killed that would have been the denizens you guys that's the denizens while we pop guild while we pop killed more than 11 this is our best episode i can what subscribe so what do you what's happened i'm offering a hypothesis that perhaps that my nemesis the neemian lion might be playing the part of the lion this possible i mean yeah i don't know how we would load them out to try to stop them at this point but we have another big bag group coming in and hopefully they don't ally themselves with our dog maybe we're going about this wrong way of trying to figure out about this new gang could is it easier to trail the old gang like maybe you know some of their haunts where they may attack them i could pull up information i mean i'm sure i know quite a bit because i've stopped them a bit in the past where i'm saying yeah they've been around so there's a chance that we could probably find them over finding these new people and the new people are apparently going after them because you said there's been multiple shootouts Alex is it all been these two gangs um recently yes in the past it's been relatively peaceful because there has been only one gang yeah so i'm just saying there might be a chance that we follow this old gang we find the new gang also does the other gang have a name or anything yes they are the ploskey is that a pastry i don't think it's the last name it's a Polish last name okay for some reason i thought that was the donut i asked that there was a pre-existing gang that this one would be a rifle to when you all said no this is the local gang that's what i was talking about too because that's the one they're killing the last case i've been here for as long as i have no mother for two years now is it is it a good or bad thing that the gangs are fighting it's a bad thing i mean is it like bad that they're like focused on each other and it is because they won't care about civilian casualties or property damage to actual people's like businesses and homes and also just because they joined a gang doesn't mean that they deserved a die no it doesn't i mean this is a small farming town this is a this is a thriving city a city tharing town i don't know anymore it is a city okay it's a city it's a small out of the way city also it could be just that maybe some rural farmers you know they came up to the big city they thought they would make it big in the north of kota movie business they couldn't and then they got caught up in gang wars and drugs and all that and it's not that their fault yeah so they're from Vancouver isn't there also the track the tracker boys are a gang yeah with with because track or has it has hooligans or ruffians or whatever yeah but they only talk at the farmers market once fair cut to the farmers market it's the farmers market stevis there joining a contractor you're thinking about punchies okay i would yeah i think it sounds like a pastry well it goes back to mark thinking pierogies or a pastry oh pervious well so we have the poloskey gang and do we know their local hangouts the bases of operations can we go um to the superhero thing ronnie knows that they are based out of a farm outside of town but like they're it's kind of one of those open secrets where like the cops know but they can't really do much because like the leadership of the gang is pretty hard to nail down legally as well as maybe having some cops in their pocket so like it's one of those things where like you know where they are but there's not much legally you can do about it fuck carl's the leader you know what would make sense it's like carl toxic carl look how did i like i go to pay my respects because ronnie is best after pay respects there's more than one polish last name so we know where they're based we could always try to tail some of them or something like that throughout the night to see if anything happens you could also just go over there to talk to them it's not like they're gonna turn away super healthy that means getting away getting rid of the rival what and better the devil you know that is true that's what i was thinking but how do we know this sense uh stevia's not here and this is also having discussions around he can talk about that idea we could come over to pay our respects and see what the what could be the possible reason that they're starting this is my fear is that they if they help us to give us this information they'll want something from us in return i'm not really interested in doing that but i'm not going to control what you guys do if you are going to go there i request that i go with you just as backup thanks mom now you have to tell me the ground you know i already live in the ground mom you are my super here just and i'm trying to to to you to become the best you videos are your super babies you're my super babies was it was a genius kids to genius babies to super babies who's a genius is to super babies wasn't there i won't point a giant robot baby during that movie i never saw it i pride myself on having never seen a baby genius movie that's the name of me in that jubilant movie oh you mean geforce get it back whatever i did see the richy rich maybe that well yeah that was awesome so so it sounds like we're not actually going to go after the plosking at this point because it doesn't it's just inciting violence right yes it's also kind of hard to go after them they're very good at keeping their their noses clean can i offer a different approach then if we go going back to the denizens we know that they're uh weapon traders um now the weapons themselves will be difficult for us to track but should be perhaps uh looking to say like ammo stores uh that would be close to where some of these crimes that we are able to document have it occurred uh and see if that helps like tip off necessarily like if you're gonna find footage of people who purchase the type of ammunition for the types of weapons that are being traded maybe uh maybe we can just do some good old-fashioned detective work but if we convinced a local theater to have a screening of the wizard of ours we see who shows up i actually don't mind that abstract thinking that there is definitely a pathology i was real worried about where that was going on i could see them actually falling for that since they she since their leader is under the delusion that she is door this actually kind of makes sense we could try to set a trap my only fear is that we would be greatly outnumbered well what if we do this instead of putting also theater people in trouble why don't we put on a production of the wizard of ours a production oh the wiz closer to the book then to them exactly if we all get up on stage we will also see after one is out there because we will be able to see forward i want to be glinda in the good witch yeah fuck you man fuck you man i was about to say so are we gonna use an existing adaptation of the work or are we gonna compose our own music i let's just use this by the copy right let's just do wicked let's use something that's free as close to the book it's uh so we can do the wonderful wizard of ours um or create some sort of new cool uh name for our musical that's like obviously uh referencing the work we'll call it the pause nor the co-tos so is that the plan is you're gonna put on a community theater stage production is that's why they can be villains in the show and not get i want i want i want to i feel the same no offense i made i came up me i put the plan forward which means i lose it is down for it absolutely not in no way are you ever going to do this i don't think ronnie can learn much oh my god wait are arnie arnie is going to use when she's in kansas and then arthur is when she's in us arthur would be so fucking confused what are we doing now wait when he when he falls asleep and dreams and then it's arthur it's got two meanings i like this plan actually it's one meaning but in the context it matches up i want to do this i want to do a community theater production of what is it about i want to do this so everyone is in the room let's take a vote are we doing this or a different plan i say i all right i i'm gonna roll i'm gonna roll my fake dice to see if i agree with us or not okay i roll the neutral on the day so i can be convinced either way let's just do it we're doing it i really i need something that's right because i feel like radi's at the breaking point right now and she's like this let's just let's do it i'm gonna start calling local theaters i think we can get a contract going okay also what if the insects they could uh perform as the i think about it oh i kind of figured the insects would be in charge of like set design and like that they'd be really really convincing stuff you ever had carpenter ants build a set after the ride yeah arthur part think about it this will go towards your art credit i believe it is called a uh comparative civilizations credit i think i have that college whatever it's whatever credits you want to be off of arthur part seriously what the fuck can we please move on no because this is our plan and we're doing it you're not here you have no say of this i'm begging you guys i designed postcards and i handed out of bars i'm gonna punch so many civilians because of you guys okay so you're really going through the community theater thing okay why are you asking allys you know you're going to be talking about you've heard you asked about do you really want to do this that was when it feels killing someone no that's fine i'm just i'm asking so i can move on and yes we're really doing this yeah we're doing this that's the reason i'm asking rip me in the future we're gonna get murdered it takes it takes a few days to get your things together to get your indie theater based wizard of ours plate off the ground so we don't have to worry about like any story stuff like we we bought a license to use the scripts from an existing playwright no i'm not yeah why not i would have used my contest i'm not gonna role play all of that i don't want to Alex i know we go i know we get one but i quit i said like six times all right so see me during the week or week and a half of their putting together this play what are you doing i came home eventually very confused all right you you come home eventually oh good or cowardly lions here fuck you i'm the wicked witch just she doesn't even because she's like no fuck you i am wicked witch oh does um just Cassandra and um what's the other guy's name vrudevia yeah vrudevia are they gonna be help us do hard than vrudevia um they're they're willing to participate sure we we ask dark bell to be uh the wicked witch i want her to be the wicked witch all right wait so that's what you want to do Matthew um i would like to bribe her with baked goods you know what we try we fought her last episode she's going to kill you uh Matthew if this is what you want to do yes first to find her role me and investigate didn't she tell us where she is no not necessarily all right no she's an issue is where we are no we've trapped her into a giant like room and then she just dug underneath and ran away i got a plus one to investigate okay you find a place that you think is her um you're her hideout you do find her um she's not hiding super well because she doesn't care uh you do find her um role me some sort of social skill to convince her to to play in your play like rapport uh yeah sure that works um that's a plus two to report let's see what she rolls you've convinced her she's like sounds fun i i leave like like a bunch of good stuff for her to eat this is count as our beach episode because there's no fucking plot to it yes there is we're trying to get the last game this is a fucking beach episode you can't you can't convince me otherwise no there is plot there is what really i'm having fun i just wanted to fight something i've had such a long fucking week i needed to punch this is young said knows bailing we don't fight until four episodes you're fighting you're fighting against the injustices of the wicked witch of the west yeah there's fights at the end of the road it's just we keep getting taking detours all right so okay all right so you guys are putting together the play you convinced our call to be an opening night first of all we gotta figure out who we all play i want to be the wicked witch oh okay we got dark bell no don't be the lion we all need to be main characters no offense to me uh bear knuckle would be the best lion because we could just make him a bear and he could we could put a mane on him i was with the state he knows he's hoto he can also be todo because he can just go or he's a minor yeah we can do that yeah he can be todo but um i was saying arith or i'm directing and production manager never mind he's not gonna be on stage as soon as the ship goes down you know how many scene changes there are in this this is a well choreographed how many bugs he has to make do it elementary is dorothy okay cool i'll be ten man we open it up to school i don't want to involve children double no the fucking college no because i'm still civilians no no our college the hero college can we please move on i can't believe i'm writing this in my notes i haven't written any of this yet opening night comes you're you get the stage bubbles the butterflies you're stage bubbles yeah stage bubbles i don't know five minutes to curtain start flashing the lights they ring a bell anyway yeah so the flashing lights they ring a bell backstage um who do they approach um oh i can't believe i said these words came out of my mouth he put on a production of wizard of course all right i know no no i said i said tip to play the movie right this is stupid since arthropod is doing the stage directing and producing and managing or whatever um so some people approach you backstage arthropod hey you're not supposed to be back here it's a close set there there's a man with a tommy gun overalls who's got like hay sticking out of his shirt collar and sleeves there is a man with like retractable armor on and then there is a man in kind of like a one like a lion onesie and they're they're wheeling something large on like halot of some sort on wheels and they approach you and they're like all right look the the tin man says all right look um we were just here to do our job and you put this on and it really irritated the boss so like we're here to stop it either just stop and we can move on with our lives or we have to do i'm gonna be super awesome we put a lot of effort into this this past oh my god ten minutes and i'm gonna be super awesome i don't i look i look out at the crowd there's no one in the theater i don't think i don't think anyone's gonna be disappointed realistically if this doesn't happen um i do i do have some carpenter ants that might be like a little a little sad but at the same time i said that they could live in the set when we were done so they're probably okay with it um so so our boss is unhinged i wouldn't say that about your boss i mean i'm sure they're i mean i don't think you have a recording device on your anything but like no no it's fine she um she knows we kind of we set her off on purpose but like you're setting her off in a thing that's like in a direction that's kind of hindering the business that we're trying to do so we can't really manipulate her while you're putting this kind of thing on so you stop we can go about our our business you like then you can go about your business our city well once we get rid of the plosking it'll be fine are you like move in can we like not have a gang that would be super great well they control a good section of highway that we need to travel things through this town from emerald city to the west coast so yeah so direct direct routing stuff like that they're they're like uh they own a piece of highway yeah i see seven yellow brick highway yeah we won't we won't be yeah exactly so we we're we're vying for control of that piece of highway you help us bust up the plosking gang we'll just be able to use that piece of highway we'll we won't conduct crime in your town so that's that's other part of our process i got you know i got a great way to fix this so we got in we got in with the cops because you know we're like all here and stuff if you have any sort of evidence on the ploskies that we could use against them to get them arrested because they kind of got all these workarounds and stuff if you get some hard evidence we can use that get them all tied up and stuff and that way you'd be free to do your thing we don't really deal in evidence we're dealing like going in and shooting and punching yeah i know i see the time he goes like that's a classic right there yeah um yeah river when the scarecrow shut up with a gun over that in a movie the the the the the guy with the armors like yeah look we've talked about the gun it's there's nothing much the scarecrow really does and you give it a bug spray i mean that's weird too yeah or is it the line whichever one so yeah or are you gonna stop this so we can our boss let us do our actual job um i mean because we can't let this production go on the answer is yes but like we need some guarantees right that you won't like fuck around and like kill a bunch of people in town and get people like can you like help me help you like right now it seems like you're gonna gang up on me and kill me if i let this happen even though for some reason none of my compatriots are at me right now which is even weirder but i'm having issues with my law but it's actually looking for a purpose yeah you're zipper stuck on your uh main where all is like getting ready get him in place we were five but i guess i can still the stage was being drawn right all of my kids everybody else roll me notice oh notice how important do i think this is why not i'll use a big white very little which one did people see me using for the purpose of uh playing i guess toad oh i guess i'm so or so minor then i thought i thought you were the cowardly lion i thought we were joking that he was both yeah yeah because toad got hop into her her basket and then and then i yeah so i'll be toad over okay i rolled up this one edelblustadley steevie uh you're you're running around backstage you're doing whatever you're doing i'm a stage hand i just do all the jobs you notice uh you notice arse poth talking to these three fellows who are wheeling this large thing behind them is it covered or is it just like a it's it's covered in a large dark way you did say so i actually see there are three people in front of me not just the tinned wood's been and the scarecrow uh no those are the three the the the tinned men uh the the lion and the scarecrow are the three the lion just says yeah that's the lion hasn't spoken yet yeah you see all three and um they are like the lion is the one wheeling the the large thing on the on the palette covering the tart all right i need this to be canonically true i will spend again i happy to make it happen i want i want a cowardly lion just to be a dude in a furry suit is a straight up full full body full body fursuit he's a wendy no he's just literally he's in a wendy i will i will i'm spending so wendy it's already been a fabulous that he's in a wendy it's on the poster i don't said the poster's downstairs i can't say i can't say i already he's evolved it's been that that poster's been over two years i'm telling you i will go and move the characters can change i'm a different yeah the guy alice is already used in other shows exactly exactly it's established and moving on since i noticed can i please like sneakily peek at what's under the tart oh romeus no five i got a plus five uh yeah you sneakily look at what's under the tart looks like a large clockwork monstrosity no thank you all right um the tick-tock of uh is uh then i'm going to quickly like dart off of a stage before they can notice me and get the other one get the other's attention and something like what's going on um just okay hey um there is someone here i see the arthropod and it has a very large tick-tock thing under sheet we should probably stop this yeah i feel like we should break a leg i will say the scottish play name in front of you if you do this again let's go let's go let's go talk to them and we walk over i transform back into hankwarm so that i can walk up and go hey you headlums the show must go on all right so everybody um is walking over to uh the this conversation and the ten minutes like oh okay so everybody's everybody's coming up right there's gonna be a fight um hey everybody hello it's time for you to leave thank you cesars in front of station up behind hi we already cast this show oh hey uh so as a good production manager i should probably tell you that nobody came to see the play cesars known what no way well i take it back these three came to make sure the play doesn't happen and also there's no one in the crowd and also points with the third arm uh they want to they want to kill me if we happen so i kind of don't want that we didn't say we're gonna kill you we're just saying okay you're menacing me we are menacing are you all personally offended by our show no it's our boss is nuts why don't you take a seat and celebrate some real musical theater and then we can talk about it afterwards but the show is supposed to go on why do you want the poloski thing that it's because they want to be the highway and we have on that piece highway we can better drive things that we need driven through without being stopped at harassed by the ploske gang and their minions so why don't you just want to deal with them we're working out we're trying to work out a deal with you i personally well i don't enjoy the poloski gang i don't really want your gang to have control of the highway well all we want to do is drive through without being harassed pulled over and given fees and shit just pay the fees you want to just no it's not it's gang it's gang fees it's unreasonable oh no it's gang fees for illegal activities that you're doing yeah can i hit one of them if you'd like to start combat yeah yeah i'm gonna hit the lion all right why don't i hit the guy with the tommy gun because the lion is there and i'm a cat no fine i'll hit the one because the cowardly lines in a furry costume suit one's costume pursuit i say arthur plus six to hit the uh cardly line okay you hit him you get that that's how it works there i have started it can we fight now oh golly oh we're gonna talk about your anger management and the ladies want to have anger management i have impulse issues these different stuff about those while she is hitting him i have to turn to other pounds be like see i told you the color silver you put on you wasn't right yeah what's everybody's one uh plus one uh two three two we're not playing with arthur we mean there's a chance i can still go first now you already went first did you express that yeah you went first what i said are you through before your combat started i went first because i talked to them before combat happened i got a zero just you know which means i don't turn because i made my will rule darn it use heavy headers what i don't think that's how that works the way that it's not it's the way i wrote my character how it does like it's a stunt that i made for him and arthur i face a cute like arthur's i have to get a negative for me to do it the turn back and arthur or i have to get knocked out i seem like that's why ronnie said arthur because she knew we were about to go into combat situation you said lose a head notice of two right yeah listen as a notice of two notice you're about to get shot all right nobody makes nobody makes me believe i don't love me nobody i truly appreciate the dodge ball refrence thank you you're welcome i've got been still recorded anyway blood just bit canceled you lack of hustle all right now do a heavyweight growth that is the quote from yeah lunches been canceled due to lack of hustle you're right now do one from uh happy gilmore that's not been still yeah he plays the male nurse yeah he plays the nurse i don't remember that one oh your answer your answer he's in it that's all i'm i'm credit it in my world now i'm gonna check out the name tag thank you all right the fact that all i said that long for us is that up means don't want to do thing good fight good fight is it gonna be that fight i don't know yes every fight is a good fight no what it means is as soon as he starts first what's gonna happen he's gonna cut out this off bailey and we're gonna have to do it next week or next time i mean obviously that's what he's gonna do we're at an hour twenty five do it and i will lose all the data ever steve went first and now it is lion's turn lion see he yanks off the the tarp and the tarp was connected to a bunch of pins that were inside of the clockwork man and they all rip out and he's like tik tokko is it a poke you on worse life i was right second boss it uh it worse to life opens up one big one eager eye focus to get on this guy is not even ready to lose hold by yep uh lucid is your turn lucid is um he's kind of scared right now so is there anything i can hide behind yeah you have a bunch of fake mountains and trees and shit okay he's gonna hide behind a fake mountain and while i'm doing that he's also going to roll um i'm going to use my stud go to sleep a little baby to see if i can try to put whoever is closest to me to sleep not gonna lie i thought that that stud was you trying to fall asleep i got um it's a will it's a will attack just you know how i got a negative two you got a negative two to hit the the enemy closest to you to do a will attack and so let's he gets really bad negative roles he's like yep he resisted to are the robot of his orchard i want to try and pick up the tin wood's been and throw it at the tiktok okay roll to roll roll for you know what skill do you want me to use i got plus two on the dice so just like oh just roll me a fight i guess okay that's a plus five plus five for fight yeah five for fighting yeah you check him against tiktok you hear two the two metal things clang together clang elements are your turn okay i'm sure it's gonna charge up a fireball and chuck it at what's chuck it at the guy with the time again we try to molt his time again people say okay you you melt his time again bear not going to turn well i guess it's time for fight call ersa major um and i transform obviously into the short days bear uh and then sorry kudin arthropod hit just before uh he's arthropod through the tin man at tiktok okay i guess i'm gonna lunge at the lion okay uh roll me a fight or whatever you're doing okay i yeah well i'm gonna fight because i'm gonna try to pin him down okay uh and so that will be a five all right he rolled the worst he possibly could so you pin him down big old bear just like coming down um uh it is sit man's turn he stands up um he chicks his arm down his arms and he runs and punches at arthropod he got a six two punch arthropod that's a pretty good roll it's a pretty good roll i'm like um we got a minus one to play okay so wow really do you take seven oh i'm sorry i'm sorry that minus one on the dice plus uh so plus two okay so you take uh thank you for correcting me on that all right so you take three the same knowledge it is a scarecrow's turn his tommy gun is melted he pulls two handguns out and fires at uh elements are he got a four for shoot roll me a uh athletics for dot i never i forgot he had it i just wanted to get rid of the tommy gun wait i just realized we threw a fireball at scarecrow and we didn't say how about some fire scarecrow hey guys we forgot that dark bulb and show up for the role oh she's there she just she's a give a fuck you tell me we die you pump in five with her hands i got a plus two plus two okay what did i say that i got i don't remember you saying he got anything i don't remember i thought i got it like yeah okay he got it three days so he hits you for one because you were the one bullet i had a reroll i said don't you use the cards when you go back and look i could but i didn't i just rolled again i was owned out i was owned out this episode whoo now does tic-tock's turn the chest of the large cobbler man opens up and it fires a bunch of darts at everybody so everybody make uh athletics check against a do i do i get anything because i'm behind them you're hidden everybody make an athletics check versus six i'm gonna use another fake point use uncanny dodge so i get plus two to my defense rolls okay i take three points of damage so i'm gonna do i got six i got six i rolled a four what did tic-tock roll uh he rolled uh six okay well i got a six meat speeds or do i still take damage uh no you you don't take any one damage that you're good guarded i'm gonna fill up my four consequence box i just say guarded and then tic-tock swings at sinevi with a punch bring it he rolled a seven plus five so i could do uh then tic-tock steps off of the large pallet trying to stop onto arthropod and he rolled a four i got a two roll a fight to cancel i don't like this thing you're the one who wanted to fight him yeah you are the one that wanted to fight yep i'm tired of being a good listener i'm a new one not to fight one right bullshit all right you took you took two damage from him stomping on you then tic-tock shoots a blast of fire from his arm at arnuckel arnuckel he shoots at you with a four uh and that's an athletics roll against that okay yep uh minus one plus two is that's a fun and then for his last move tic-tock swings his arms wildly and everybody in the area make a fight roll against a four including those guys i used to fake points it to do better i got a four i got a six i got a two okay all right back up to the top steve to turn uh you notice that tic-tock took five turns quick question has enough time passed since the first fate point that i used that i would have theoretically got a back or do i see it you don't have one we do it percession so okay i was just double-check all right well then i'm gonna use my last fate point and use my um multiple actions again um and i would like to try and get inside of tic-tock because you said that he had a chest part that opens up so i want to try to get inside yeah it let a bunch of like little cans that shop starts everywhere i want to try to get in there and start rummaging around and like breaking shit okay roll a fight all right that is a seven okay you do some damage cool um do i get to do multiple damage do you want me to tell you something else i'm doing because it's supposed to be like up to three things that i can do all right what else are you doing then um i want to try and nullify as many of the like fiery things as i can so like no more flamethrower i want to like immediately tear that one out um all right so what are you rolling to do that uh can i do athletics to like try to make it out uh that would be fizzy all right that's pretty good fizzy all right you're gonna roll fizzy yes that is a plus four plus four so i will say that it's malfunctioning it's not totally ripped out but there is a floating plus two against the flamethrower for anybody who gets attacked with it i can't think of anything else so i'm just gonna say that the first action was getting in there so there is my functioning flamethrower is at a plus there's a plus two floating my functioning flamethrower the lion's turn the lion got bonked on the head pretty hard by tiktok he's like he goes damn it tiktok and then and i'm on top of him right no but tiktok swung all of his arms uh or like swung around in a wild motion and he did hit him but yeah you are on top of him he's gonna try to get free you rolled fizzy of three you have to roll into the contest up a zik okay uh that's at least a six plus bear hug it's okay yeah you you got him down snow lucid is your turn i'm going to peek from behind my mountain and realize tiktok has done all this crap so i'm going to try to dream weave a grandfather clock above his head to fall on top of him on fall on top of who okay roll me dream weave attack i got a negative uh three which means the gm gets to pick whatever he wants and that is great it what do you try to create i tried to create grandfather clock but you can make it whatever you want uh that's what i put as a punishment for that if i fail it okay a small collection of grandfathers appears and they and they they tumble they tumble the ground like oh that's so why yeah they're us we have human shoots it's uh yeah so a small collection of grandfathers appears he got okay arthropod is your turn what is the condition of the scarecrow uh he's doing okay um i would like to um i'm going to use this is an attack but for flavor i'm just going to have a bunch of like weevils go and start eating all of the hay okay and like i assume it's just a dude with like hay like stuff or all of his clothes oh yeah for sure you can totally tell that but they're totally they're totally also biting him a whole bunch okay so you're gonna roll an attack for for weeville bites or i mean i don't know where should i make it an attack like it like it all right i let's see you know um what do i get it let's it's definitely like psychological damage i mean there's also the main there of like he talks will attack us again five times or four times or six times that's what i was thinking too because he goes down because of his uh winding tools by him you've figured out the boss puzzle uh we just got to survive eight rounds or however like it takes his kill everybody i'm pretty hurt already you shouldn't have been about him like me i mean he also has a plus two against how does a plus five work on oh sorry i will use the advantage and a plus five against the the skroor uh plus five and the advantage and which advantage the flamethrower the oh i can't use that on him okay well you could if you wanted like use the flamethrower somehow in your attack yeah yeah the flamethrower malfunctions and uh it burns the skroorro's ass okay so you're going to like try to use the flamethrower all right roll roll me an attack using the flamethrower and then you can use that advantage okay wait am i doing both of these things i'm doing or what's happening it would be one attack you have to use one attack if you want to use the advantage you have to incorporate the flamethrower well i already already roll okay what did you roll plus five okay uh you hit the skroor pretty badly he seems not happy he's covered in weevils i'll watch it on hey broken his flesh elementor is your turn okay honestly it's pretty her she's not happy that she's fighting because she wasn't really wanting to put it that she was gonna be gonna get the theater so what she's gonna do is of course she's going to just then want to fight skier skier or shot me i'm gonna go for skier and while he's getting attacked by weevils inflamethrower i'm also gonna fire i'm gonna try to mill his hand guns next you have to hit your mouth hang your mouth hang that's where we could witch get it right that's a plus seven okay so plus seven to hit on which one uh they don't scare krona like melt his hand guns okay so yeah you you melt his hand guns again his hand guns are gone perfect he'll run guns eventually do they melt like chew his hands uh he'll drop some before they melt their hands or really just figure them in if that happened i feel like that would probably would i think be a different woman next episode i think she'll go join her old she wasn't after she murdered someone no she didn't they came back doesn't count very well attempted murder he shouldn't no it didn't happen you know it was gonna come back there i remember when i told life just to kill everybody that she brought back and she did yeah that was fun bear knuckle it is your turn uh so i am going to use my grin and bear scent uh to spending feet pointing increase my durability by plus two for the next five turns okay and since i was darred previously i'm gonna work and i'm gonna like uh bounce up a little bit and down on the line to sort of uh make him less effective are you attacking him then uh yeah i guess i'm not like trying to like i'm not like trying to like scratch him up but i'm trying to like make sure that like i'm standing on him in such a way that he cannot move at all okay all right uh yeah he's he's pinned to man's turn he punches at arthropod for a four um we're gonna be rolling that just gonna go very well it's better um is it a fight yeah huh five okay you defend scarecrow pulls out a knife and tries to stab elomancer he got a five do i roll athletics fantasy or fight uh it would be for stabbing his fight i'm gonna use my arthropod that is eight plus six plus six all right so you defeat and half a wind tick tok's turn tick tok shoots more darts everyone make a defense against five shoots five do i need to do that if i'm inside a tick job you're like right where he's shooting from yeah you're right where he's shooting from me in fact i want i want only to take all the damage because he's blocking it with her body i probably could i have more boxes in you i need asking how does anything happen to my mountain or i'm still fine behind it Alex can you give me a four consequence please uh uh uh porcupine coward he's not a coward he knows he can't fight so he hides what am i rolling through this i got five i got a zero what's the member uh five okay hello six i'm gonna write nearly good you didn't get anything if you rolled a five and you rolled a six yeah that's what i thought you said do because i'm filling up my six consequence box because i got a zero no i rolled a zero oh i thought you said you rolled a six that was his first his second attack he punches at arthropod uh all right he got a four to punch an arthropod oh check oh you got six okay excuse me yes all right that was a second first third some some clockwork machinery inside of him seems to be working as defense mechanism against your stevie and he rolls an attack against you for a six and this is fight yeah i got a three so i take your damage ouch that hurt and that was his third and then his fourth is he's going to try to kick bear knuckle off of lion and he rolled a four against my face okay uh i think i'm reading this right it's eight oh okay well then jesus he doesn't do shit all right and he only did four he seems to be slowing down on every turn steve it is your turn can i ask a quick question of the other players how many of you guys would say that you are currently bleeding in some way shaver form no problem probably started nearly did i have only a two consequence box i'm completely fine i don't think it's happened whatsoever i was sure i can show some coming back a lot faster maybe i'm probably not bleeding but i am not cool because i have an aspect that um if i smell too much blood i kind of lose my shit so are you having already i mean not in a way that can't be eventually stopped but if i'm inside of tick-tock uh i'm going to just start lashing out wildly because i'm assuming i can smell at least a little bit of that blood um so i'm just gonna roll fight to just start tearing up everything inside tick-tock go full on india sha basically just rage biting yeah throw me that fight uh that's a six okay all right you do some damage tick-tock yes uh lion whistles loudly no uh lucid is your turn let's try something else and fail and i lose it does say that lose no lucid says that out loud just you know control the grandpa's i can't they're their own thing also they're just dream grandpas they're gonna go like they're dream grandpas i'm gonna try to use my studs uh one two already's coming for you and i'm going to go for a will attack on uh ten man because i've seen no one's gone for him really yet oh i actually got a plus so i got a plus three two it's a will attack so plus three against whatever i guess is will well yeah okay you got a two so what does your thing do he does it does that just does um one damage to a mental distress to him okay or mental damage okay you stress him out oh technically also if you want to know it brings about his worst nightmare into his mind is how he gets the mental stress okay yes so i'm assuming he sees like i don't know his hands resting off or something okay all right so then it is our third monster Alex i have to admit that there is this this scared crow that is still alive and i'm gonna roll a fight on it okay depending on what happens we tell you what i do okay all right i got a plus four okay you you do some damage to him i shoot a permosqueous out of my mouth and start sucking his blood i got mosquito all right you knocked out scarecrow oh uh all right you got him got him uh elements are is your turn i'm going to have my aspect uh history which will allow me to take on the form of my elements of ancestors so i'm gonna take on the um aspect of earth to get a plus one to natural armor resistance third so i basically cover myself to be covered in rock give myself a thick coating okay and if i can i will attack scarecrow to try and knock him out he's knocked out he just got knocked out oh nevermind whoopsie you know i was thinking about how i was gonna do my thing i guess i'll just fight like how are you lying and try to knock him all over that i mean he's pinned under me yeah he's just gonna kick him yeah i'm gonna kick him punch him yeah just curbs up his fucking face was on the ground so rock foot no you i'm gonna break i'm gonna break his throat like i should have done with that wait what i gotta plus six plus speak i wanted to like throw a rocket you get me the plus six all right you knocked out the lion awesome and then i like we'll get myself into defense stance and get ready for the ambush from tiktok um layer knuckle is your turn okay so i would like to take the unconscious body of the lion and use it as a bat against the malfunctioning flamethrower beat a motherfucker win the fucker yes go for it so that i'm that's okay i guess uh so that's a five five did you use the plus two oh no so that's all right uh you damage tiktok's flamethrower are and murder the cowardly lion uh he's he's got some cracked ribs but like it's i wasn't murder it's just i was using his mask to to slam against the thing it's like checking him against the wall like a like a hockey player but as a bear tin man uh he heard the lion whistle and he runs and jumps into the air a large sofa with an elk head and leaf wings uh flies down from the sky and uh the tin man jumps onto it and then it stores back what the fuck this return to us okay i never read that one oh it's not into the lead either uh tin man has fled tiktok's turn tiktok um whirls his arms about attacks everybody in the area for for so is it fight uh yes yep it's fight who is it okay i got a plus six all right last we roll we have to deal with this for probably two more rounds i got it okay i got it for i got a three running for the wind i'm not for the win i'm still inside of it i can still beat it up all right so does everybody take the damages or whatever no we can we can disable it now it takes uh it takes a big uh foot swing uh towards arthoropod or four as is applicable yes i'm stepping on it's right stuff on you uh that is a five okay and then it attempts to hit bear knuckle and it swings with a five uh and i match it with a five okay uh all right so stevie is your turn same thing i've been doing just fairly scraping at everything roll for it uh that is a plus six okay you do some damage to it uh lucy is your turn yes i'm arthropod i'm talking to you bud you think you can send bugs into him and i could put dream like uh little tiny dream uh muskets in their hands so they could snap at it better or anything like that make like a bug army could you make him like bugs that eat metal no i can't because i i could make a bug that i i can make a um good idea you gave me an idea so i'm gonna do this instead i'm going to make any some dream termites that are metal leaders i'm gonna try that okay go for it so i'm gonna dream weave some metal termite here all right go for it i got negative one so i like make whatever you want so we're fish for my god got it that's the point of that i thought it would be fun if i failed that Alex can do stuff so one enormous uh termite appears behind tiktok oh my god and lets out a horrible horrible roar to help fight with him just turn into a kaiju match arthropod is your turn fantastic um i will withdraw my uh uh uh my proboscis from the scared grow uh carly lines down yeah two men's gone so we only got the tiktok and a giant a giant a giant uh giant termite termite okay um all right girls i'm gonna attack the tiktok okay go for it i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna post something online that is shameful of tiktok uh but i should mean i attack it for possible war all right you do a little bit of damage tiktok i i pack out it with my sharp two sharp claws element sir go for it i'm gonna punch tiktok go for it with my i got a plus five plus five yeah all right you do damage tiktok uh bear knocklet is your turn i would like to throw the full weight of my bearish form to tip over tiktok all right uh okay roll me physique or something okay so that is a five uh five he resists being pushed over no um uh it is his turn oh big swing to hit everybody in the area for a three roll band i got a plus six yep i have defended a defender against three yep quite i'm good all right this next turn um it tries to kick arthropod bear four i'm kicking me please just stop it um all right that is a plus one so i will because i have to i will take a six consequence oh jeez okay um it's slowing down considerably is going through um stevie it's your turn i've been doing just screeching and clawing at things okay plus four you do a little bit of damage it's looking pretty bad it's slowing down it's a bunch of parts are falling out of it looks pretty bad but it's not quite done yet lucid it's your turn all right oh i think think lucid think can we do here bud uh he is going to try to make um he's going to try to put some dream gum into his into his cogs okay go for it oh it's a wash i got a zero so you don't get to do anything and i don't it just doesn't work okay but gum in there but it's not too to gum no it just doesn't appear my guy doesn't have control of his powers fully if you haven't realized though sometimes stuff doesn't work i did realize it i love it so he's a kid come on be on a head control curve barely arthropod it is your turn um i'm not very happy with what's going on here um i'm gonna fly above the tick tock and i'm gonna try and drop multiple elbows upon it all right roll for it uh another plus five all right you just able what is it like when you disable tick tock you get spanned in american nobody expected uh large amount of pressure to come directly upon his head so it just caves in and i fall through it all the way to the ground okay so you destroyed it okay so you fall through it through Stevie also what's it's i mean i talk to him i was this thing is i imagine it's pretty yes it's big enough that i just go like straight from top through to the bottom maybe like seevia's off to the side somewhere maybe we're as far from with it um and uh yeah it just kind of like shuts down with a big pull from head to butt okay just imagine it falls over and Stevie pops up just covered in grease are we done you've destroyed tick tock finally now what will all those zoom or zillen eat whatever they gem z do most likely instagram from what i'm seeing i call the police to come pick up the two unconscious people while they're coming what if we start the show so when they get here they have to watch it i'm not in the mood for this anymore i i need a i need a sit down okay um so you you took care of that business um can i rip part of the tick talk off and take it with me there's like a gear yeah there's call there's cogs and gears all over the place yeah i just like a giant cog to be like your shield no it's just a trophy yeah and unless there's anything anybody wants to do right at this second that is where we will yes i have something i would like to do okay yeah wait how many undersities did we recruit i think we could do what i said but no one else wanted to do i'm not doing this no i'm like i'm already doing two parts i can swing a third so apparently bear knuckle and lucid are gonna put on a two-man show of wither to miles right now i mean lucid could use his powers to make um use the grandpa's yeah we got the grandpa's in that giant giant derpons that's what i wanted you want to do yeah i'm gonna go back to my hobble i'm gonna put myself in a cocoon ooh i'm like a decal magic surprising one everyone wants to stop playing and i just want to make sure that i close this all off nice no no i get it it's just maybe barely barely cut this out fuck no i'm gonna cut everything out i'm locking my my flap you can't you can't come in but before you set up your cocoon i would like your consent to be able to set up a cocoon watching uh why are you so creepy this is a very personal experience that's happening you watch arthur you tried to watch arthur pud you had trank guns just on hand this is for scientific he said no he said no this is this is for scientific so he took cases one i'm fascinated by the metamorphosis he might know ruin in the other i said no i said i'm locking my flap i understand he said no already i had legitimate reasons and also he consented okay but you also had trank gun you already do use on arthur oh art already did no no already said no i know art i yeah that's what i said well this has been young signals i have you came up to traffic puke uh find me on twitter ad have you i'm mark i've been playing arthur you can find me anywhere at laugh with mark let's mark let's see hi my name is matthew you can find me on twitter at matthew amoris i will not be back next month or the month after or the month after or the month after until as such point as i do come back will we miss you miss you you'll have you'll have my my my slot in this my slot in this game will be safely protected by someone that we can all trust to keep the story moving forward who am i supposed to quote when i'm recorded and even stronger ally for me i'm matti i played ronnie i don't know how much longer she might retire who knows you can find me at twitter at shadow at vatudiz i swear god if it's phil hi i'm vale you can find me on twitter ad i run a adventure i don't do much though you can also find me on the sword and board podcast which will be coming out in early november hopefully and unfortunately 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it's the toughest case i've yet to face don't worry i'm determined to succeed follow my lead and yes indeed you will be popular popular you're gonna be popular i'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys little ways to flirt and flounce i'll show you what shoes to wear how to fix your hair no everything that really counts to be popular i'll help you be popular thank you you'll hang with the right cohorts you'll be good at sports thank you thank you you've got to know pockets let's start because you got an awfully long way to go you know what to talk this i'm done wait Stevie why are you looking at me that way i don't want any part of this oh gosh you didn't think i was talking about you did you yes oh no i'm so sorry that's just the song i just really enjoy that song from the hip music wicked oh please don't take that seriously i would be bare-reft if you did depends you're done go to the corner um hey real talk real talk if if if are there he has he makes the sex and then he disappears does the woman not get pregnant i would kind of like to witness this i i am also curious about this in the name of cloned okay if he if he if he do if he do if he do the thing to do the stuff disappear too