So Craig is not a person is a bot I get it now No, yeah, he's a bot Craig is not a person Pardon Only to confuse people as to why Molly is in the episode Hello and welcome to another episode of the young settinels I am your game mustard happy puke and today I am hosting the show we are real play fate-based podcast based around some young Fudging heroes on making their way. We're conical with everything else here on this on the speed today with me I have how many do I have three kingdoms of life? I have an Amalia Matty playing elements are what reference are we making this week? I don't know we have plantae Bailey playing Stevie yay, I'm the plant person and we have fungi case playing bare knuckle Now you get to say that you're a fun guy.
Yeah, you are indeed Does one of you three lovely humans have an idea of what happened on the last episode of the young settinels? I was threatened that if I didn't take notes things would go bad so Volentold Well, let us know what your notes say So we'll see how accurate these are so we beat Sorry, I'm not being hanged for months. So we began at the loft Banger showed up with flowers looking for Arthur and it was like oh should we tell them and then Artie passed out and accidentally let out Arthur and so Arthur was all excited to go on the date So Arthur went to the club and Hank always a fan of a bottle full of bub decided that he was gonna go as a cub With beast mode to sort of decree upon it more broadly Hank despite the fact that everyone said he was super creepy just was like fascinated that there was this person there and he wanted to film it I mean well anthropod set up already in a cocoon to make sure that he was safe Then already for jacks into Arthur pods dream and it man is it fucked up. There's a couch of human flesh I forgot about that part of our spot has cow milk baby bottles to get Arthur to sleep And that works ultimately already gets permission for Hank to buy a baby monitor from top purchase and what so that we can study him when he's sleep So we can find out more about the relationship between Arthur and and Artie Arthur pot makes a bunch of bread.
I have it that is a reason He made a real strong point to make sure that everyone knew they was He was very hungry caterpillar That's right. He was very hungry for stuff that later happened Yeah, Ronnie and bare knuckle actually went on patrol together and we came across a crime scene There was a gang shoot out and we think the gang is the denizens or the denizens of Oz from Emerald City The leader is Dorothy and she has a wolf with a strong implication of todo and three henchmen obviously aligns Gertro and Tim and and they deal with drugs and weapons and the big issue is that they're using the highways of all their crimes Like along the ramps and whatnot. They're really just passing through on the silver road for their wholesome operation But still it's bad. There's like violence.
So we investigate Stevie assaults a suspicious pickup truck and the cops try to arrest her Yeah, she takes refuge at a farmers market and then already is walking around aimlessly and then the local gang the poloski gang We try to like find out some more information about them because like they're button up against the denizens and violence is not good And for whatever reason we decide that the best way to lure out someone is to host a community theater production of the wonderful Wizard of Oz And so this begins an extended montage of us preparing Like auditioning people rehearsing setting up a whole theatrical production only for the henchmen of Dorothy to show up opening night because of course They're just gonna just ruin the show this turned into a fight They initially offered us a truce But we said the show must go on because their their stipulation was that we had to cancel the production So we punch for a bit and this includes us getting into a real fight with a robot pick talk And at the end after winning the show unfortunately was canceled We didn't have enough people in the audience in the rules if you have more people in the cast than the audience you got a Handslitz unfortunate, but it's a yeah, you did it. Yeah, also y'all take you guys talk to dark Bell into being into Like our main villain was in your eyes production. Hey, you know sometimes May worse than me or worst frenemy who knows you decide and then after all that arthropod having gorged himself on bread and And all that jazz, you know fell fell to serving and he decided that he wanted to wrap himself inside a cocoon down in his lair If he would continue to film while he was left and he did not consent all right So everybody there was no major cliffhanger except that you fought those dudes and I think it was I wanted to see if it is all right, so I think that I think Tim and was the only one that got away right on the on the flying sofa Yeah, I forgot that you had a gun I feel like mashers would be very insulted So all of you are in the lofta let me know what you're doing. I will start with bear What do you want to well?
I mean there's all this bread here and sure about had a lot of it And but but now he's retired and he did offer bread for everyone So I guess I'm making a sandwich first while I'm scouring the internet to find out more about the denizens of Oz Okay, all right roll me a research. Okay. I don't actually have research on investigate. We're gonna say Laura investigate Oh, yeah, that's for yeah, Laura's better So that's a plus three and I had a zero night ice also plus three for Laura, okay All right So you pretty much know that they are a gang that's run out of animal city and they're usually up against the the mantis and his crew And they're the notorious for like running drugs and weapons.
That's pretty much the the lowdown. Is there anything in specific you're looking for? I guess because that's all stuff we already knew so I guess I'd be looking more into recent activity That's like it like if they did anything after after they ruined our show or if they did anything like Oh, there are different crimes has gang violence gone up has gone down like what's the relationship there? Gang violence has gone up the sightings of the the three that you had fought have gone down But there are there are still gang members in your city so the the gang violence is still happening Yeah, you still got a couple of lieutenants for now Stevie.
What are you up to? I'm probably doing patrols just to like be out there. I have a feeling that the cops are still looking for me But I was told this is what heroes do I'm doing the hero thing okay? And just controlling yeah when I'm in between kind of doing that I am still kind of looking for The professor whose name escapes me even to my name to them.
Okay for the person that took my magic artifact Got you. Okay, so you are doing patrolling at the moment elements are what are you to I suppose I'm other than doing my patrols I guess doing research like I don't want to see the research. We're just a nerdy batch She's doing research and she's pulling up contacts to be like hey, is it like I know I recall contacts because I called One of the members of the mantises crew or get working. Yeah, you're talking or good yet Um, I suppose just giving reports seeing about Tracking all the other people because I forgot that was in our area as well I'm like just everyone in general all the problems are that this team has been having I look at my box and I seen that All right, all right, so I am going to start with Stevie you are doing some patrolling Roll me a note that is a plus one all right.
Um, yeah, that is good enough. No, it's pretty obvious Um, there is a large it's like the sky above the the city you're in starts to crackle and a large Shurberry swirly portal opens up I do not like this I'm going to immediately get on the comms and be like um Elemancer the sky is raining sherbert. What wait wait back it up. It's what I'm downtown There is bright fluffy looking orange thing in sky.
Please come advise and bring soft boy I are you putting that over there the comms everybody? Yeah, okay? I like it hang and I'm like we might have a code. How do you with a chance to meet ball situation?
Oh? Okay, so I minimize the the the life you have already sleeping from his baby camp No, it's we're just studying to see if there's any impact Yeah, we have to be sleep research otherwise we're not gonna understand how it's power So I minimize that I'm in a my okay I'm in a fan art I have for Stevie and I pack up and let's get going Okay, so you two are headed downtown. Um, Stevie you see that out of the swirly sherbert e portal Let's open up in the sky a large like boat looking ship kind of floats down out of the portal and touch it down in the middle of your city It's got a big flag and on the flag. There's a large triangle What kind of triangle upside down pink one right side up pink one multiple right side up and it's just it's just a white triangle on a black flag Huh, I'm gonna just just take the camera phone out and take a picture of it I don't know what this is and it's floating down like this or is it like just kind of hovering in the air It floats downwards like so like it comes out of the portal and it just floats straight down And it just looks like a ship like a boat or spaceship It looks like a boat it looks kind of like a boat a boat A space ship like a spaceship that looks kind of like a boat Well, okay, can I roll lower to see if it's something I recognize from when I live on mazzy you can give that a shot Yeah, so that is plus three it is not something you recognize at all It looks very strange.
Oh I'm just gonna kind of is it like above the buildings or is it like slowly it goes all the way to the ground? I'm going to kind of run up to it without being completely on it Like just close enough that like if anything starts going down I can get there. Okay. You're running toward it I cut over to elements there and bare knuckle you to our headed out you see in the distance this large swirly Multi-colored portal in the sky.
Oh My to the mattress Are you taking the flying mattress? I would have to right? I mean my land speed is at best maybe what 40 miles an hour in my small storm? Yeah, I guess oh, yeah, okay, so you are taking the flying mattress I'll answer are you sticking with bare knuckle or you flying separately?
But I do request that she does stay near me because I am very nervous Okay, Stevie as you are getting closer to the boat there seems to be a commotion in a hubbub happening like from the people on the ground level or from the people in the boat from the people on the ground level you're getting close but you're not quite there yet And there seems to be a hubbub happening Just like they're trying to figure out what it is people are running away from it currently I'm gonna try to dash back and forth and like move as many people as I can out of the way safely Okay, so we're gonna cover to Asha. This is a couple minutes before the before Stevie I'm a little bit because Stevie's a super serious a little bit before Stevie gets there You were standing on the street or walking on the street this new place that you've never been before this is a this is a new I don't want to get too much away, but this is a new place entirely. You've never been to this anywhere So you're walking around and you notice this boat land in front of you There are a bunch of individuals kind of hopping off the boat and attacking people on the street. What do you do?
I will say fiends Should I go should I go yeah go do what you're gonna do okay? They are sorry there are people there normal people the people jumping off of the boat ship look like they're wearing Pirate-esque outfits not exactly pirate. They're like space piratey outfits What treasure planet kind of yeah, and they're jumping off the boat on there seem to be four People that look kind of special like captains or like they're kind of in charge of what's happening here And they seem to be like giving the direction specifically There's there's a woman who seems to be giving the directions to everybody else So you notice who's in charge and the rest of them Just look like kind of generic space piratey people. Um, does that mean that they're wearing metal um some of them are yes All right, I'm gonna say buzz squeak Mm-hmm.
I didn't I didn't think of a good race For my choice yeah Was weak what is what is what is first let's describe what asha looks like okay, so asha looks like a young girl We do an asha or asha. You just said it not on it doesn't really matter a young woman who is very average average sized she Has uh, sorry, I have a picture right here. I'm gonna try to describe it I both did the same thing we brought in our new characters here like this is what we got away Okay, so very pretty much average the only kind of unique thing about her is that she has like kind of white silver hair and But it's in pigtails and she's a very big anime head large in my eyes, okay? All right.
I can't wait to see Alex throw this So you kind of look different than the normal people here. Yes Like she's Yeah Okay, so yeah, and that makes a lot of sense because you are not from here You are from somewhere else so you look different you send out buzz squeak. What is buzz squeak look alright buzz week looks like a little okay, so it's like a size of a dog, but it is a mouse and It is fire colored and what I mean by that is like red orange yellow Kind of thing buzz squeak is very cute gotcha Alex you should have the main telling point is buzz week very so buzz quick Very cute got you you set up bus week They the people that are on this boat they do notice that you did that because that's kind of a big flashy show when you send one out Yeah, okay, they do notice that you did that and the the woman that seems to be in charge She looks at you and she starts walking towards she's wearing mostly red She has a red mohawk one of her arms looks to be completely black holding a sword and she has a shield in the other hand And she's walking towards you and she says you're not from here either are you? No, I'm not but I see you are attacking innocence of Williamson that is not okay no matter what clean of existence we're on Alright, well, I guess you're in our way then yes, I am yeah, okay, all right So all right Stevie you arrive on the scene you notice that these people are kind of facing off this strange looking woman with Silver hair in front of her is a dog sized mouse And on the other side is a woman wearing red with a sword and a black arm immediately say hello to the dog size mouse because he's cute Animal I like and I'm going to make a rash decision and assume that the pirate lady is the one who started shit So I'm gonna hit her.
I'd like to cook ochar. You're just gonna go try to hit her Yep, just go back her that is a six all right all right, so you All right, I'm also I have a lot of questions about this character because I think I know who it is But one thing is throwing me off at a bad way all right, so you the person you hit them You don't seem to do a ton of damage, but you do hit I need to start keeping track of another character They do not look entirely pleased all right, so you you do hit them and then we're gonna go over to bear knuckle and Elementor you both arrive on the scene you see this kind of happening and you also see there are three more what look like Captains or whatever coming off of the ship as well well, and so it's flying on the mattress I have the mattress and I go hey thanks mattress you did a great job, but it's enough pillow talk time for the teddy bear and he leaps off the mattress And shouts out and transforms into into the great short-faced bear Slamming down with his celestial radiance Okay, so you turn you take your turn to turn into the bear yep elementor you you see all this going down is your turn Well, okay, I guess we're going to fight I hope you ask questions later And I will like like go away from my flying position I'll like go down and like try to ensure hard with a fist with a rock fist which one are you punching? Because there are three there are three more behind her if you want this if you want descriptions I can give you Okay, all right, so behind the lady with the mohawk there are three other people there is a man in a well-dressed suit who has no eyes There is a girl in a flannel who has surrounded by ghost lions Okay, I know that this art and there is a there is also a kid with like a Nintendo power glove on it kind of has He's like a gosh big goggles. They're sparking.
I want to bury the lead Wait Maddie and I are like I'm so fucking excited, but it raises so many more questions Okay, you're gonna go after the kids powered off yeah, I think I'm about chance of with standing him okay ghosts You go after him roll me in attack You you hit him you do some damage he does not seem pleased What are you guys doing here? All right, so next the the well-dressed man with no eyes He puts his hand in the air and coincidentally a few seconds ago one of the other pirates dripped and his sword flew to the air And he catches it and he throws it behind him and it hits you Tell me his name is blind like That's such a good name Roll a defense It's a shoe He hits you for three Oh So you get hit with a sword that he kind of just caught out of the air and then through behind him And then the woman in the final six a bunch of ghosts lions onto Stevie I don't like this. No, thank you. They all kind of mall at you and you they attack for six I got a five to defend It is All right, and then lastly the kid with the power glove he attacks Him Yeah, roll athletics because he's firing something at you Okay, so he surrounds you by he surrounds you with breakable blocks, but you are still encasing blocks So you have a There's a plus different shapes and sizes to and there's one of space that's okay all 64 bytes big Minecraft That was probably it I was doing to see I was making a minecraft you yeah breakable colored blocks Yeah, they're all around you.
There's a plus two advantage on you right now. I'm answer. You are blocked Asha you it is your turn. Okay question are the minion people Still attacking civilians or have they yeah, they're kind of creating general havoc But like people are running away for the most part these these four in front of you seem to be the most dangerous was the Mohawk lady in metal Yeah, she she has a sword and a shield and she's got metal parts on her armor excellent.
So I'm going to say bus week use Lightning Rod, okay And then I was gonna use will and shoot yes So yeah, you use will because you're you're commanding your animals to do it. They do it. So you're using will see roll will I thought it was a fire type I was gonna say napalm I But my life I was fire colored because I was right you yeah, I did I did I was confusing okay, so I got two zeros and two one Okay, so that adds two plus so it's plus two to whatever your will is so you got a seven and oh she's not well You blast her with electricity very badly she seems very very not pleased with that It's super effective. Uh, yeah, she's she does not seem happy.
Um, but Stevie is the one that's close to her So what is she gonna do she's not pleased she's got a lot of cute Oh, I don't she'll do she'll she's going to try to shield bash Stevie she rolled a four so fights That's a five okay, you defend against that her arm lashes out and attacks at suss week Her arm kind of extends out in a big weird goopy shadowy mass and it attacks at attacks at books I'm gonna have a lot of questions after this episode and it hits bus week and I was keeping track of your animals. Yes Yes, so it hits um bus week So bus week gets hit goes or makes it makes it makes it horrifying Busque getting hit noise um Stevie it is your turn What don't like the shieldish I am going to try and back up a little to build speed and try to hit her back So that she falls on her ass Yeah, so I would like to do that so you're trying to create an advantage of knocking her down. Yes, okay, and that is a plus six Okay, you don't knock her fully down. She rolled okay, but there is a there is a plus two of she's off balance Okay, that is how you hit a bitch.
So she's currently off balance. Uh, bear not is your turn. Okay. Well, I'm gonna introduce a blocked in right still Yes, okay, well, bear knuckles gonna let out our And he's gonna try to break the blocks All right, go for it.
I'm gonna fight it. So that's a that's a plus four Okay, you break the blocks You got rid of the the plus two that was on elimancer so that cannot be used when you break the blocks There are coins that shatter like spray everywhere. Yeah, it's like Mario's like Elementor it is your turn After I finish making up some coins and selling in my pockets I will then look at I have to think of either of his name I'm gonna think of an alternate it's blue screen in the one realm. Yeah, so I'm gonna call it rage quit I'm true.
I don't know I'm gonna look at rage quit and I'm gonna say I don't know why are you guys are attacking on our city or where you came from? Why we have a code cloudy with a chance of people situation going on, but it's right now I'm gonna need you two guys to either stop what you're doing and leave Or forgive up. I don't know. We won't give up so I'll just keep fighting.
I guess well every you know you could join I mean your your dimension will fall eventually what You might as well get your own ship. It's what we did Eventually under creaks creaks Elementor should know that one do I I should we fought with the anti-meth we do You guys are not snatch blunder that was okay. We'll never not be back Well, I got some bad news to tell you plundered wasn't very successful when he came here and neither will you guys he wasn't from the Deltaverse we're much better. He wasn't from which words the Deltaverse My stars Well Something good and then I'm going to you Think I'm just gonna form a water ball and just toss it at him.
Okay The child So that was a plus five oh If there's one on the floor does that mean the next electric pack will be extra effective nice He's not he's like kind of a glass cannon, so you're doing a lot of this You do some damage to him and then blind luck kind of He walks over to where the the woman in red is and he kind of reaches down and not reach it down But he kind of like passed around the back and puts her back on balance to get rid of the off balance Okay All right, and then the big weird ghost tiger lion's things lighters or whatever I called them they keep attacking Really poor they got to yeah Okay, all right. I'll show it is your turn. So who's in the water there is a guy with a 10-hour glove and he's currently in a ball of Okay, but like if you guys give me all of their names, I have a friend that does Really well, I bet I could talk about doing the sound effect. Oh my god nice nice target waterfall and then I'm gonna roll and I got Zero, but it's a plus five, okay, but then you also get your plus two because it's a set of electricity remember all right?
Okay, you knock him But yeah, it's a big old bolt of electricity and whoosh knocks out the guy with the power I like your little friend now. It is the woman in red's turn. She mad at Stevie. She swings her sword at you I'm sorry.
I just realized that if this character's who I think it is calling her girl in red is double funny She she made it she rolled a seven-day with a sword That's a six to defend okay, so you take one from a sword slash and then with her with her other arm She like the big old weird dark arm She like puts it over your face make a make a will defense against a seven All right, so you take a mental damage she rolled a seven so four five six seven you take your mental damage You are you are sent through your nightmares Oh, can I describe that because that's all my Really? She's not a smart person you also have your consequence boxes. Oh, yeah fair you can use it. I think it's yeah Yeah, all right, so yeah, you're you're quickly sent through your your nightmares Yeah, so you are terrified for a moment Okay, so Stevie does your turn after she does that after I scream bloody murder I'm going to purposely bite my lip hard enough to draw blood And go into a blood rage and just start attacking here with absolutely everything I have and I'm going to spend a fate point And use my lot of actions to hit her three times Do you want me to roll three individual ones or do you want me to be a one and we'll just that's times three Just roll three times.
Okay. So the first one is a plus Hold on. I'm sorry. I was doing math.
So that's plus seven second one is Plus five and the third one is plus six You do you strike her a bunch and you do a bunch of damage. She's not down yet, but she looks like that hurt Um, bear knuckle. It is your turn. Well bear knuckle does not care for Stevie taking damage from anything and he sees that They've got those those paltry spectral felines there.
They're there. They're no better than pagons. He's going to charge at them To sort of take that off her back Can I tell me if there's too much can I do a stunt and also go engage with a grapple? Yeah, what's the stuff?
I would like to engage my grin and bear it uh, son to bump up my durability as I Yeah, that's fine. Yeah as I rush over and then I would like to to grapple one of these these ghost cats and yeah Grapplin maybe swung it into one of the other ones. Be the motherfucker with a motherfucker Exactly. Yeah, that's what I want to do.
Yeah, go for it. All right. All right, so I charge at it and I real shit, but it was still a five Okay, so you're you're knocking around some ghost lighters. Um, knocking them around.
Elementor is your turn I see that bear knuckles dealing with the ghost hamsters and um, there's maddings I'll say it's a mention. I'm sorry. I think I'm currently dimensioned. No matter the ghost the ghost the ghost the lambsters um uh CDs dealing with uh The lady in black and red.
I'm gonna go focus on blind luck Because he's obviously their support and if you take out the support you'll be having your time dealing with everyone else Um, so I'm gonna go I don't want to do this. I think what I want to do is I want to Oh, I I think he's really blind. So I'm gonna send him flying up in the air. So you can't really see.
I don't know go for the abs What are you doing? What's your move? I'm gonna I'm gonna create a small tornado around him to lift him up. Okay, uh, roll Does I need it?
That's way better. I got a plus seven As you're trying to make a tornado around him. He does Constantly step on a skateboard and kind of slide a little bit out of the way Your turn into doesn't shoot him directly to the air but it does kind of spin him around So he's a little disoriented, but he's not completely in the air. Uh, I'm gonna say that you he has a plus two of spun around Fun Yeah, so he has a plus two of a spun and then the the girl in flannel is not too pleased that her leggers are being fucked Or with she begins to float off the ground and her eyes glow a bright green and the leggers grow about twice in size internal green and monstrous And they attack bear not luck.
They rolled a seven that's mental damage. So roll will Well, not not great Question does my grin and bear it apply to both will and physical or is it just physical? I think it's just physical Okay, so that's a one Okay, so you take uh you take six you can probably take your your like big consequence or whatever, um, or A consequence. Yeah, uh, so you are being haunted by these giant monster leggers.
Um, I would go with roaring headings You're really too good at these Maddie. Yeah, a little bit Look, it's just basically making fun. Well that used for your handle. Yeah, dude.
Uh, uh, it is your turn Um, I'm gonna say first week get back here and then I'm gonna say uh bark. You're my selection Yeah, and I think that's my turn right? Yeah, we decided okay, so you're swapping out your your monsters. Okay All right, so you swap out and you have bark out now.
Do you want to describe what bark looks like? Uh sure bark looks like uh, uh, also it looks like a dog size dog in fact, um, okay It's kind of a blob-like dog and it is uh It's the only reason that it doesn't well, I mean, I guess it doesn't look like a dog It doesn't look like a drop like a real dog because also because it is turquoise in color Is it like those dogs that have like a really loose skin? Yeah Yeah, okay, so it's like a big old fluffer pumper Okay, I like that all right, so uh you send out bark the woman in red She sees things are going super well. So she's going to she makes her way back to her ship And on the way strikes at elimancer with a Oh, well because you're on the way She's retreating from everything else towards back towards the ship and then because I forgot who this was of course that would happen And rolled the best you possibly could so you uh, you're gonna get a 12 sword in the abdomen Don't worry.
I can run you to the hospital Roll a roll a fight I How much damage did you take Rock I rolled a plus six so I would just take six something full basic. Thank you, but it's still right, but you get yeah I would put it's having pains. I think yeah, she she got a big bonus because it's her because she normally has two attacks But if she focuses on one she gets a big bonus Name First name she never had a villain I didn't give her a name. That's true, but this one doesn't She doesn't have an alternate name.
She's just by her name Is it carrier Fiona? But why does she have book even because in an alternate universe? Yeah, do you want to do you want to know the story? Fuck the fight.
Why does she have my book? Okay. Do you want to stabs or alternate for you? No, stabs the the crap out of elimancer.
Dv it is your turn Elementor are you she like leading out? Oh, yeah, she got it sort of right through the abdomen. Well, I'm still up Yeah, she's still alive. She just got stabbed really bad Well, I'm trying to make a choice because right now Stevie's blood rage is going so there's two choices that are gonna happen here Oh god damn it All right, lucky for you.
I'm gonna go after not Fiona and just don't like just impure rage. Don't run away from me I'm not done with you and I'm gonna try to hit her again Okay, roll it hit Just one hit So that is You do a little bit of damage All right, so bear not going to his return. Well, I've got this roaring headache and I'm confronted now with like fairly large Spectral Monstrosities, I guess yeah, I'm engaged with them I'm gonna try to shove them away because I didn't like the wounds that I took Uh, okay, uh, right roll roll roll that Okay, so that's that's three. Okay.
Um, you you shove them away Um, you are you had a bunch of back up. Okay, okay All right, um blind luck kind of skateboards back towards the ship Um, he's on the skateboard. Uh, he's a skateboard back towards the ship. He picks up a kill screen and they go back That's so good.
Uh, they go back onto the the ship He kind of he reaches down and kind of grabs kill screen by the collar and drags it back on the ship I'm used to this I'm trying to remember her name She's always with my Sophia. Okay, so this dimension just didn't bother with names except for chance Well, I'm kill screen. Um, boys apparently the girls don't care They don't so that is what blind luck does alternate. Sophia also gets back on the ship and kill screen is back on the ship as well Uh, which one was the alternate Sophia?
Did she get there? Uh, yeah, she got she she spent her turn getting back on the ship too. The alternate uh Fiona is the only one that's not on the ship and uh, Because she's basically has a sword hilt deep inside of elements or scuts Uh, well, I guess I'll just I'm gonna say uh bark use misgivings Just put just put doubt in her mind. Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.
Uh, it is Too mental damage. She no longer has confidence in herself You said it not me, Maddie roll will against her and she has to defend with will and you get a plus two to will because you're getting plus two to A mental attack. Oh, that's how it works. I gotcha.
I got you. Oh, no, I got a zero, but but then I get plus two so seven seven All right, uh, you do some damage to her. I'm significant mental damage to her She collapses to her knees and begins to weep It seems like if you don't have wasn't able to get on the ship and everybody else was so the ship starts to take off stevia is your turn Excellent since she's down on her knees. I'm gonna punch her in the back of the head and try to knock her out She was already out.
Yeah, but she knocked out or is she just she's incapacitated completely. Okay. Um Damn it. All right.
Um, I'm going to quickly look to bear not gonna be like I need you to take care of beach in red I have to take care of beach in purple. Uh, and then I'm going to wow wow You heard me runny and I'm gonna grab runny and start running her towards the hospital. Okay Got to arrested. That's what the soulful is doing.
All right, bear not going to turn Okay, uh, bitch and red is the one that went down. Yes Okay, so I'm gonna Uh, bear not going to rush over to the the knocked down one. I guess to Zip that hand. I don't know.
He's gonna He'll run over and he's like clutching his head and he makes it Uh, which translates in bear to human form and he converts back to hand camelton and he runs over His young sentinels issued handcuffs and tries to bind her all right. Um, one of her arms seems to be like nebulously weirdly shadowy in liquidy That you can't really get anything around this fascinating. Um, but you but her two legs and other arm you can't hand I don't know what you're gonna hand it up in two, but yeah, one of her arms just seems like you can't seem to get a grip on it It's like on her obseleg contact hog tire Okay, so combat is over currently seedy and elamancer are running to the hospital And asha and tairnuckle are there the the woman red is on the ground and the ship is taken off and is back up through the portal Um and the portal closes. Um hi.
Are you a transfer student? I don't believe so. Um, I just uh, Felt called to this portal here and I ended up in your world. Uh, oh, oh that explains why you look like a burter amos character in an alix ros world I definitely don't know what that means, but I'll take your word for that.
It might be different in your universe. That's fair Oh, hi, I'm Hank. My name is asha who's so very nice to meet you. Hey, uh, Asha and it's very nice to meet you Uh, so tell me are those are those conventional creatures that you have trapped inside there in your dimension or is there something weird going on?
Well, no, I mean in my dimension they're all over the place, but it appears that you guys don't seem to have Uh, no, they're very different also. You're very different. The differences are welcome. I'm happy to meet you Well, you did turn into a bear so I would have to imagine Yeah, well, I mean like it's a long story involving the ancient spirit's abridation, but but yeah, I've been missing Imbudent with the power to turn into a celestial bear.
That's fantastic. Were you are you friends with uh, the those other two? Yes, those are my teammates. We're superheroes.
Uh, I don't know what that means, but if it means that you're fighting for the uh, good guys for the week for the uh civilians, I'm all for that Yeah, we're starting so hard to be the very best heroes the very best like no one ever was Oh my gosh, this sounds a lot like my goal as well We get this bad Well, it's not so much bad. It's of course credit. We're we're students learning to be best. I'm not I'm far from it I will make bad.
You know, this sounds like a very similar situation to what I have back on back in my mind dimension over here Oh my god, my love your character I love I love her so much Well, do you have anything that could help me restrain this person more than one of these arms seems to be somewhat ephemeral? Does not does not agree with conventional bindings. That's uh fair. I don't think so, but um, I I'm not quite sure it appears that this person is also not from this dimension So how do you traditionally deal with that kind of person in this?
I don't know. I'm actually kind of new to this whole thing. I just I just started I'm still kind of following but I'm trying to learn my best I think if we can restrain this person then we can seek out the authorities and then uh There's gotta be some sort of like space person or something. I'm sorry.
I'm just not that I'm new If only the person that knew what to do was Anyway, well, no, she was bleeding out. I'm sorry. I tried to save your life I would like to look around like considering that it was you know, Claudia with a chance of meatballs recently Are there cars that have like tarps over them or uh, you know, where in the city are we like downtown? You're like a uh like deck umbrellas for like a restaurant nearby like something.
I'm looking for a big thing of fabric that might be watertight Yeah, yeah, you can find something like that. You can find a tarp Well now it's a code for anything that isn't normal All right. Well, I I I grab the tarp and I I offer whoever I took it from whatever little money that I'd have on my person I am slowly a starving college student They don't they're like they're like you just a lot of ways space pirates. You're fine.
Take the tarp. Oh, good person Awesome. Awesome. Well, I'm an honest super hero, but if you'd like an autograph that That would be uh sure um that that woman over there with the the monsters, uh, they part of your team Well, I don't know yet.
It might be some sort of new crossover All right. Well, I'm just like that was pretty cool. Uh, their monsters are really cute. They're monsters are cute.
I will Bear knuckle. Oh, okay. Well, glad have you here in the city protecting all us civilians. Thank you very much Yes, you can have my you're all inside my den Weird All right.
All right. So you have the tarp. Are you gonna um, tie her up? Yeah, so I take the tarp and I try to like wrap her up.
Um, like I keep her head exposed so she can breathe obviously like I wouldn't want her to But yeah, my villain burrito Something if you ever had in life that she needed just a little comfort of something being wrapped around security Yep. All right. So you burrito the woman in red is there anything asha is there anything that you are doing? No, I just like to support uh hank and um help him take her to the Authority if I guess okay, uh, what where You're just like going to the police station that kind of thing.
Please that's what I assumed that the police would show up there There was violence here wouldn't when they come in. Yeah, they're on their way for sure But I mean y'all respond, but you have you flew there. You're sponsored fast right now. I understand that uh, yeah, they'll show up eventually Well when when they show up and sorry, I'm trying to not make like a mean cop joke We know that's fine.
Make me We turn them over to the authorities. Oh my god. All right, you uh, turn over the lady and read to authorities Uh, we're gonna cut over to stevie and Elemancer you make it to the hospital. We have to stay behind to make sure they do the thing clean up right Stevie hank knows how to do hank knows how to do cleanup.
You need to not die today. I'm fine. I'm fine I'm used to getting that I'm fine. No, you are not and then I look I look at the doctor She was sorted in good.
Can you make sure the doctor does some field medicine on your on your wound cool. Let's go back Very well. Would you like varival or piggyback? I can manage this is my first time getting mortally injured I did not ask you if you were walking on your own.
I asked you did you want me to hold you bridal or piggyback? Make choice or I make for you. I'm going to walk I'm going to throw her over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes and then run back to where we are I'm going to struggle and send puffs of air and shake the ground you struggle and make a big fuss of it But you guys are you guys going back to the scene of the fight? Yes, I demanded I'm taking you back.
You'll make it to the scene of the fight as the police are taking away the lady We're wow who was wrapped up like a burrito see I told you they could handle it hello nice little girl with cute animals I like you very much. This is a shot. Thank you very much. I'm so happy that you guys were helping us protect these innocent civilians It is job.
Of course I'm sure to tell them I'm sure to ask about where they're gonna send her and so we can interview her later They the police are kind of like jail jail for superhero or jail for a normal person. Send it to superhero jail. Well, I mean We're assuming she powered so probably a power jail Okay, thank you so much. I um but you um blue cat lady.
We need to stick around and answer some questions I'm red. You need to get a red lady. You are colorblind Um we need to stick around because that's one matching description assaulted a truck earlier this week and we need it I have no idea what you're talking about and then I just couldn't dash away Well, no, I think I've caught enough information for what went on apparently we're under siege from an extra dimensional threat And so clearly if there was any sort of interaction of hostility, it was the evil mirror universe duplicates just as the ones that attacked us just now Ronny say something what I don't know what this one's not duplicate of any of you Well, obviously it was a this was a different incursion I'm already not there Well, we'll figure we'll figure that I'm sure there was some misunderstanding clearly either mirror duplicate maybe some sort of bizarro type clone who knows Thank you for covering my ass. They are they take away the lady and write into custody.
They drive away I look at our eyes. Thank you so much. Not many people would jump at first chance of the sign of danger Well, that is uh my code back in in my land. I I am striving to be uh the greatest there ever was and to do that I must intervene in okay, would you be interested in joining our team?
I don't assume you are part of the college program. It was not informed that we'd be getting replacements No, in fact, I would love that because I am I'm new to this dimension Um, but I feel like I was called here Uh, they put the portal kind of call to me and I feel like um, this is where I meant to be well if that wasn't a selling point for the school I don't know what was you know, that's the best selling point I've heard in a long way Welcome to the team. I'm out of it I'm sort of the and I put air quotes around this mentor of these young heroes and everything like that Mostly I just tried to teach them protocols and how to go on patrol I'm very hurt and I would love to go back to the loft to Yeah, I have a lot of questions that kind of wound I thought would you probably be required to stay in the bed for a while Very good. I also before she stabbed me made my abs into rocks So they didn't like mortally wound anything and I sort of like shifted it so we would just go through lots of like skin and non-essential stuff Really?
I'm kind of used to it. I kind of got an injury similar to someplace before This is not my first day. It's not my first day. It's my first morning.
Oh, so is everybody headed back to loft? Yeah, yeah, I'm worried about that. I don't like the prospect of being sad that horribly myself It's not my first day You know what's good over the initial shock and everything like that you sort of just get used to it Yeah, but we should head back to the loft because that was Stevie that ran off there when the authorities started to question her Um, she's actually very nice when we when we I'm sure that once the cops are gone Show up so we should head back you can come check out the posters on my wall. You can you can come meet Who's not in everyone?
We got another remake. He's sleeping Sounds fantastic. All right. So y'all head back to the loft when you get back to the loft on the the doors wide open Wait when I get back or when they get back because I didn't leave the door okay Oh, did you get did you go to loft first?
Okay, that's where that's where you went to then yeah, um, you get back to the loft first Um in the doors wide open I'm going to radio them. Hey who forgot to close loft door. It is wide open We are going to get ants and not to be kind from arthropod I'm message back man. Like did arty wake up.
Did he maybe go somewhere? Uh I do not can I hear to see if there's anybody like Shifting around in there or yeah, there seems to be somebody in the kitchen Uh, I just kind of without going fully and I just call in a hearth rd is that you You hear a man's voice that you don't recognize like oh no, they're not here right now We have another dude friend that leaves at loft just in time I'm just gonna walk in very slowly. Hello. Who are you?
All right, it's uh, it's a tall man He's got like a really nice suit on and like in his little little pel pocket is like a anchor chief That's like rainbow colored, um and he's making himself a sandwich and he's like oh hello, um We should probably talk but I would like to wait for the rest of your friends to get here Who are you? Just call me rainbow. I'm fine. Um, I don't think that okay I'm here representing a group that would like to make a proposition to you make yourself at home I see you are making sandwich.
He's very rude by the way. You should have would you like? No, thank you. I have someone I need to talk in if you are not going to be hostile I will not break your neck, but I suggest you sit down and be quiet I have to check on baby and then i'm gonna watch and to stay if arty is like, okay Yeah, he's just like okay, uh, then I'm going to while i'm checking on arty radio the other's include Is anybody mo rainbow handkerchief man would I?
Roll me a roll, roll me a roll. Don't say that's if I was like a roll just roll me that roll Roller. Could I do contact as a point manager? Yeah, normie I have a plus two.
You've heard tell of somebody that works for an organization known as rainbow hood But you never met this could be someone associated with the rainbow hoods They're an organization. That's what I can remember at the moment. They really just need I'm becoming a lush. I will get real quick.
It's hard to still there So everybody gets back to the loft and um rainbow hood is there eating the delicious sandwich that he made himself Okay, I was gonna offer we have a surplus of bread at the moment. Oh, yeah, I noticed I made a delicious um, Ruben Would anybody like a Ruben? Oh, yeah, I would I'm cuz for right now. All right.
He makes a second Ruben Oh, come you took you were wounded. You should have a food So I'm here representing a group. Well, we're known as the hoods We we know that you have some gang issues going on um and we would like to offer to clean it up uh A favor to be answered later. Oh, I would like to clarify what you mean by uh clean it up I feel like that could be a euphemism for a thing, but I'm not morally comfortable with Well, I we don't like to discuss our means of operation, but we the Of course get things done.
We know the denizens we we know how to deal with them and the ploskey gang does it's the mirror trifle We can deal with this clean up to the gang violence You won't have gang violence in your street anymore. It'll be cleaned up Very quickly. Look, I mean you can either have gang violence exploding in your streets for the next few months as you try to figure out this um gang on gang violence situation or you can have us come in to clean it up and then just kind of owe us a thing in the future And we would never ask you to go against your precious moles You say precious moles like it's a bad thing one moment please Are we able to access that computer program? And like look into what like if there's anything associated with them That is not what computer program Uh, yeah, we still have super computer What are you trying to look up?
I want to see if I can find anything that has to do with the hoods um As far as other than as far as like e-trails. Um, there's just there's a lot of mystery behind them They don't have much of a trail, but there's a lot of like hearsay and stories about them Um, they're a really well-organized group of superhumans who pretty much stand with the radar Why do you care about? Gang violence here. I mean, there are other places you've been more worried about Why is here so important?
That's for us to be concerned with See The strange thing is there's been a lot of more powerful entities coming through here Specifically to this town and the past two years i've been here. This has never been an issue So my question is why do you care about the small town? This is small city There's some important stuff here and that's we just don't want a lot of attention Being brought here. So like we would like to help you clean up your gang violence And in return for some favor And we would never ask you to do anything against your mark or we're not gonna ask you to kill anybody or cover anything up or look the other way Where we just want you know, uh, when we when we point something out to you for maybe you to take care of it Question is it groups of specific or is it one favor from one individual person?
Well, if you decide to deal with us you'll be dealing with me No, no, what I'm meaning is if you we take the deal Do you want favor from whole group or one favor from one individual or one favor from each member of group? Oh, just one favor from the group. Okay. Is it time sensitive?
No, well not at the moment We we we're not asking the favor at the moment. We're just saying We would like to come in and clean up, but can we put limit on how long we can wait? You can wait before favor must be asked depends on what we need when we need it Because I do not want this to come down if I fear down the road when I'm the longer in this group And then favor comes calling that makes sense Well, yeah, no, it's just saying but I can't guarantee that uh, I'm not the one calling the shot I'm just I'm the mouthpiece here. I'm only asking to make sure I successfully covered No, I got you.
What do you say? I'm rainbow Well, I mean, I think that if we have to deal with I feel that if we have to deal with Dorothy, it makes sense for us to go over the rainbow I just look over at hang. Are you proud of that? That would make you feel good.
I am I Did a little bit I Did it make you talk a little just spoke to you on the side? I mean, I'm surprised you even got the illusion I have been on earth. Well, don't watch the movie My dad is human. Oh, there.
Oh, well, that's interesting. Hi, privatization. Listen. I don't do You have time for all this do you need an answer right now?
Most of our we do have a member who is not able to That would be fantastic. I got a lot of them. Can we have week we can have oh You know what maybe I'll ask boss. Um, I'll be I'll be back in a week and then we can get your uh, get your answer then Thank you.
I appreciate the consideration. Give me. Yeah, give us time to Pounce all the sound okay. Okay.
Yeah, he walks out the front door. No, rainbow Rainbow hood um walks out of the front door and uh down the hallway and just leaves Does anyone else want to find out what exactly they are trying to protect? I want to find out exactly how he made the same. It's like a perfect She'll admit you are a soft boy.
Neither are you but you are very sad Apparently there's something special about the city that I do not know about so we had to figure that out Because why does dark bell the denizens and now the hoods? What's well the denizens were just trying to get rid of uh road fees They're not necessarily stopping in here. They just need to get from point a to point B and we are in the way That is true. Well, it's fuck bells.
We're taking up Like She's decided to make this for home city at the moment. All right So, um, I'm gonna say some time goes by what does everybody do for a little bit of time research? Because I have some mental issues when found a therapist So I um, I'm I'm camping right now. Is there room in this loft?
Is there an extra room? We have girls dorm. That's where I say Okay, okay, so I no longer have to camp I can't my my cloak him on do need to uh No, okay Come on. They need to they need a wrap.
Well, I guess I'll make dinner for the whole group Uh, since it since it seems to be a short montage as opposed to a mini days montage. Um, I'll start making the best recipes I know craft macaroni and cheese. It's great This small loft apartment is so many it's a hostile now It is a hostile Oh All right, some time passes asha moves into the dorm with everybody All right, so um, I think that is where we will call it for this episode I have been your game master happy you can find me on twitter at happy puke I'm mad you can find me on twitter at shadow wet with two knees I'm bailey. You can find me on twitter at ironic adventure.
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