Hello and welcome to another episode of young sentinels. I am your game master tap puke in today with me. I have five beautiful bouncing Bundles of joy we have Bailey playing hex Hi, I'm Bailey. I play Kelly.
I get a hex. We have Maddie playing elements are Hi guys, you get to deal this this voice again. We have Matthew playing Arthur opad. I Know this is an audio medium But you really need to see Maddie every time she tries to do the voice you like really perks up and like straightens her back Hey, it looks like she's pretending to be posh so that she's I try my buzz anyone if you had a voice again.
We have mark playing King Arthur And we have that playing mithro on baby baby So there's already a baby who would like to tell us what happened on the last episode of the young sentinels I have notes if you want to do it go for it I have notes, but I don't want to have it again Okay, I'll return so the session starts out with Cade who has changed his name from sir surface to mithro and Arthur product moving to Garnet Rapids North Dakota, which has said several times in the episode We gotta remember it. Arthur Pot implies at some point that he fertilized birds question mark exclamation point very confused That's how I got off the planet The boys are sent to Garnet Rapids to form a superhero as part of their school project and they look on Greg's list They have no money for anything and they have a baby base Cassandra is with them her new hero name is hard I wrote that down they go to a farmer's market to try to get some produce and make Super friends there they have to fight track or who is a central track or who is messing up local A farm market falls because his farm is failing and him and his 40 minions They're what do we say the way the Reapers or something like that the farm boys? Thrashers the thrasher boys the base has a farm and polar that down anthropopix bees on the refions and we get to meet the three new characters who are King Arthur who is Mark's character and knows nothing Johnson Ronnie the elementor who has a British accent and then we get to meet HEX who is my character who does not like Heroes after asking everybody join the team and basically getting shot down the first time that then eventually Arthur and Elementor joined hex does not but she stops like a creeper they have a meeting with Mayor Carmichael who is the mayor and they do a bunch of PR stuff And then dark bell comes in and basically tells them to fuck off and not to bother her Everybody agrees that they're not going to bother her but they are gonna try to get bigger heroes to do it And then everybody the hex goes to do meetings once a week HEX hacks into phones because she's a greeper and then they was a break in at a jubber store and that guy looks like Kate what is missing an eye that is correct? And that is where we will pick up Elementor you were the only one there You had text message to everybody sorry everyone correct it wasn't that Arthur got busy with the birds is that the birds were eating the offspring?
Oh Okay, I'm a third that I was very very confused, but thank you for cleaning that up like there were a lot of birds and bees talk Yeah Sing all right Alright, so I see mithril there and I'm like mithril. What are you doing here? He says I don't know you Okay, well at least he's pocketing a string of pearls into into his pocket and he uses skin turns pearl Look, I just need you to calm down with this stuff down you surrender now You'll get a lighter sentence than what you have now nothing you have to hold me this plumber is mine That is not true and you you're gonna make this difficult come on I always do things a difficult way Of course it is and I will light my hands on fire It's like okay. Was this supposed to scare me.
No, it's just me getting ready to fight you all right He keeps putting things in his satchel I'm gonna throw a fireball at him. All right roll for throw fireball. That is a plus three You hit him with a fireball as you hit him with a fireball It seems like he gets coated in a coating of fire. Oh, yeah Big big make play fire too.
He runs out you and tries to punch you with his fire hands Okay, he rolled a four to hit you Oh Roll okay, I got a plus seven all right you defend it We're gonna cut over to at the house arthropod and Myth roll are hanging out you get a text at the jewelry store is being robbed. Oh, this is our chance More credits. All right. I don't know why I was doing a gruff voice like you for a second, but let's go Arthur pod will take the requisite forms and fold them up and put it in his name Okay Quick quick arthropod to the mattress I Think it's still enchanted, isn't it?
Yes? Yeah? Yes, you do have an enchanted mattress that can fly like a flying carpet get behind it and I give it a running start Are you gonna start? We gotta fly up to get him first.
I Sent I send a It's a different kind of different kind of I said it was just gold moths from The morning These are moms of war Let loose the moms of war Because I know what that means I will run and jump out my window assuming the mattress will be there to catch me Okay, the mattress catches you as you guys fly away the three of you on the sentient flying carpet mattress We are so glad that we worked up the time Since you are keyed into their you intercept the text how far away is the upon shop from where the edge was sore from where my source Not too far. It's a few blocks away. All right, then I'm just gonna get you like you and I'm gonna fly over Okay, we're gonna do another round It is your turn, Elementor. So what I'm not gonna do is because he's on fire I'm going to coat my hands in water and begin to punch at him.
All right, roll roll punch. That is a plus six Mm-hmm plus six. Okay, you you hitting pretty good with water hands. Come on mate.
Can't take the heat Let me cool you off a bit He says cut it out He puts his hands on the glass behind him and his arms turn into glass and he punches his fists together and like they shatter So he's like big old jagged glass hands now like glass stubs and he jabs at you with glass stubs on his arms Are his hands on fire? This guy's better at me Also, when you say I can only think of him looking like a Joey. Yeah, he looks like a boy Cudd out so he jabs at you with his glass hands and he rolls a six No, the fire went out his he's made of pearl except his arms that are made of glass and they're all shattered and jagged I got a plus five. He said plus six.
Yeah, so he does he takes so yep, you take one Arthur pod Arthur and Mithril you guys arrive at the pawn shop at the same time as hex Suttlers oh, hey, it's hey. It's hot topic Is there a skylight in the Yes, I'm going to jump off the mattress into the skylight trying to land on top of person Okay, which person do you're trying to land on top of if it's one of them looks like I'll answer I'll try to go the one that doesn't look like her. Okay, but the other the other one looks like Mithril Okay, while I'm jumping down I'm going to do a back take a myth or like huh? Okay, how did he get down there before me?
Are you still trying to attack if I see it looks like Mithril? I'll try to correct so I don't land on them. Okay, all right You land in the place so we're gonna set up a turn order. I go for I have a son that I can never follows Let's surprise attack happens.
I always go first, right? So are there you go first? I figured my job my first was jumping in probably no, you just entered combat. We're starting to battle over So I'm going to look back for the like who who's the villain here?
You're both a press he's the bad guy Does he say anything no He does respond to you I'll take a I'm going to because as I jumped by him to attack him I'm going to not like cotton But I'm going to do like a stiff hit to his groin area with the sword like bringing it out of the she's okay One ten roll for it if you flip me for yeah, all right. I got a plus two Okay, you hit him in the groin with your the blunt of your sword, right? Yeah, okay. I got that pearl shaft Did he turn his crotch into glass?
Arthur Went who's got the highest notice I have a two I believe I have a one I have a two as well So one of the two is who goes first? The side who goes first between gay and other who was yeah, I'll say I'll go first since I was there steering the mattress and I We don't know how to park this thing I think we've worked out timing that with the mattress that whenever we land it flies off to hide somewhere until I call it Oh, it is to go to the front door or the back door what if it actually kill the mattress in the God work? My mattress I do you are fun thing the most powerful be it really was a god now. It's gone.
Oh, yeah Please Alex Alex why are you trying to kill Jeffy too? What is your turn I will run in the door and immediately stopping a what the fuck? Yeah, it looks like you I see that he's like covered in different things like hey, he's so my fucking stick. Hey Is he feeling shit yes, okay, and I run to punch what are you all music this alright roll punch that is a plus four All right.
Oh man. You hit him good Arthur pot is your turn. Oh We get bonus credit for having a battle with a similarly powered foe But Arthur pot is gonna come in through the front door like a normal thing I have to roll notice to figure out which one is which one no One that's missing an eye I just covered in different things Arthur pot will go up to them and they will they will make a fight I roll for fight make punch with big arms. That didn't go so well.
That was a plus one Okay, oh wait, I can I'll use a big point. Hey that We roll that all right that was the same thing so I'm gonna do it one more time use of all use of all guys guys I'm Shannon. Oh hell. Yeah, that's a plus five Yeah, nice, bro.
You hit him good on his turn. He realizes that he is completely outnumbered and he's no fool So he grabs that device on his belt It's a very strange looking device and he pushes a button on it and behind him a iridescent like purple pink and orange Swirly portal opens and he attempts to jump through it So it's Elomancers turn you can attempt to stop him I'm going to try to encase him in her because the ground is concrete right or like I was gonna be underneath it Yeah, so I'm going to try to encase him in all right roll for roll. Yeah roll for and try to encase him I got a plus five all right. You're able to grab his legs He's still trying to fight you get through the hex is your turn Can I see that his belt is what is causing the portal it was pretty obvious the device that he used to open the portal Okay, I'm going to use my magic to show it so that is plus six All right, you are very unfamiliar with the technology the portal moves rather than shutting down So that is everybody everybody went correct.
Yes. All right Arthur. It is your turn. Oh, I see a portal I jump through The portal mithrow is your turn Jesus I Grab on to fake me and hold him.
Okay. He looks not in great condition and his legs are encased in stone right now Okay, I retract my statement I'm gonna go after Arthur because I think I was her weight and I jump through voice crack and everything okay Arthur pod. What are you doing? Um I guess I got your dimension.
Okay, you extra credit If I was doing an extra planer activities elected Next semester But maybe you know it's also good to study outside of your own major right so Arthur pod will bend his little grasshopper Legs and leap on through to the other side. Oh, Jesus. Okay. It's his turn And he's like oh you fucking fools and he attempts to break or he turns into the stone He's gonna use it and turn into the stone and then kind of walk through it and jump towards the portal.
He misses Yeah, he misses the portal. I should have brought him with a mancer. It is your turn I think they would have came already There's people in the portal my teammates portal. I'm even the name of the bad guy.
No, okay. No, you never did I asked him He didn't say anything I'm gonna go over and try to grab his belt and then jump through the portal if I can Okay, yeah, um roll for grab his belt. What do I roll roll a fight? All right cool.
I'm going to use my magic When he's air grab it Five okay, you're able to grab his belt. I'll jump through the portal then why not? All right as you jump through the portal the portal closes because the baby I wanted to jump too Maybe I'll let you try you jump since you're right after yeah I can I jump and run in before it closes you can give me an athletics to give a shot For notes purposes, I love answer did get the belt. Yes.
Yeah, okay. I'll just I have an aspect Which is what is this so I oh no when I say that I'm using you go I'm a river to propel me forward and use my magic instead of athletics sure Everybody has one skill. It's all magic. I don't know.
I have multi skills that only one is not mine That's magic. I roll for a bug. Thank you very much. I can craft things and I punch and I got a plus four Okay, you're able to get through yellow.
We're leaving that guy behind nice Diamonds and all that stuff. I was trying to yeah Everybody else is going to have fun. I want to fun. I'm not a hero.
It's like I guess I get all the stuff that I was trying to Okay, well the cost will probably be very weak. He ever turns back to flesh is nuts are really gonna hurt Everybody has leaped through the portal you guys all find yourself in what looks like an enclosed like bedroom There's no windows or anything and it's all kind of designed It's pretty designed to the taste of mithroll. It seems like all stuff that you would kind of like posters of bands that you would probably like But you're not familiar with them shit Well, like it's all it all seems you're a static There's a lot of adivate here. Can I roll investigate sure?
What are you trying to investigate? I? Investigate the room and see if we can discern anything else about this character. All right.
Go for it I got a zero to you investigate. It seems like a bunch of bands that mithroll none of them You're familiar with just as much as stuff that you probably enjoy. I'm trying to find the device you so open the portal So we can go back it's on the belt Hey, Ellen master. Can I look at that.
No, not right now, but I'm better at this than you Well, oh hey, I'm checking. I'm checking my phone to see if I have a GPS signal So I know where we are I'm reading his bookshelf for any mongas that he has that I don't So like one of them like what's one of your favorite mongas their mithroll two piece Yeah, two piece Ninja nimja nimja sex guy. No, that's a game ninja force. I don't know I hear a academia Yeah, ninja force and my hero schooling So ninja force and just one of your things like you notice a full run of something that looks like it's called like It should know be force and like the art looks really similar But like but the plots are all like alt like weird but similar It's all for him.
I take I take all of them. That's a bunch What is my phone where does my phone say we are your phone is not connected. Oh Expecting something funer looks like a room. Yeah, there's no GPS wait the GPS you don't need a sec You don't need a cell signal use an GPS.
I'm just trying to like I'm cleaning the device you I'm just trying to get this back where we were There's a bunch of knobs and settings on it that you don't recognize so like just clicking it's not working If only you had somebody that was good with technology I want this back when you're done. I think I will give it back. Yes. I give the belt a tech no Alex's there a door there is a door.
I opened the door. You go over to the door. I'm following off It's not a normal door. It looks like a star trek door and when you get to it opens it goes It opens like a star trek to what's what do I see on the other side a long hallway with some other star trek doors?
And you hear a low on this I don't think we should be investigating. I think we should try to go back to where we were because I'm the other side Sorry mom. This looks more fun. I don't listen to what I walk out Look the heart the heart was with the heart was and clearly this is an adventure for all of us Yeah, I'm just I'm fiddling with the belt trying to Learn the controls and see if I can figure out how to say it's in this home But I am also just taking pictures of the Google glass This this room seems kind of safe So if you guys want to hang out here, we'll go with Arthur and see what is going on Who's all leaving the room?
Yes, everyone. Well, it's cake leave the rooms. You in the corner hollering laughing at you know before Go go shin. Oh, be forced He has a handful and and is chasing after Arthur Okay, so everybody leaves the room you guys are all in a large open hallway It looks kind of futuristic and it leads in both directions Are there any like plaques on the wall or anything to say anything in either direction?
There's one that points in the direction it says engine room and another one that points in another direction and says bridge Holy shit. We're on a spaceship. Uh-huh or just a regular ship. I mean what's what's not what was your first clue mates?
Aliens. I'm while they're saying this. I'm going to look at candle. What's spaceship?
Uh, it's a boat that flies in the sky We are above the earth in the heavenly bodies. You know, you know the moon the white thing in the sky Yes. Yeah, the thing in the sky. Yeah, we're What do you say?
The flies in the air? I pretty much I honestly think okay Another important thing to know is we can't breathe out there. Yeah, there's no air out there. So where are we headed?
Depends do we want to uh, we want to see what people are here or do we want to like Go hang out with an engine. I want to open the other doors and see what the other rooms look like I just want to go. Let's just go to the bridge. Let's just maybe we can find somebody that helps him back What if we take out one of mithril's eyes and pretend he's the other one?
You can't just put an eye patch on him. You can't just close one of his eyes. I close my eye and I push my hair down so it covers it up a bit So you're you're pretending you're this other guy? Yeah, all right.
So maybe we think that that mithril should maybe lead the way Sure, while we're walking, i'm telling mithril. He's like you're not doing it right. You don't walk like that And i'm gonna try to coach him on how I think he walks I follow his directions. All right.
So where is every where you guys headed? I would say the bridge All right. So mithril is leading the way to the bridge pretending to be this other person. Yes.
Yeah, well All right, I imagine we're all looking at the Whatever doors we walk past or if there any other halls if you just kind of look down them I like for your close to where do we yeah? Yeah, is there like a way we could leave like breadcrumbs or something just a kind of like yeah conceptually just Right away back to where we there are maps like say you are here and like that kind of oh it's that kind of ship I can leave my room in in mithril's room and then we it'll be able to send us back. Oh, okay I can also drop gold as we walk If we look at one of those maps, can we get a sense of how big the thing we're on is yeah, it seems pretty big Is it like well? Is it like just the floor we're on or is there like a lot of different levels?
There's multiple levels There's shit level are we on you're on level three? How many of how many there's five levels? Okay, what is level three? Uh, looks like barracks rooms probably the desert level I was thinking water-tuple that was a little too.
Thankfully that was the hardest one to get that So as we're walking i'm just gonna look for empty rooms and try to find a uniform to wear None of the rooms seem empty and when you try to open them like they all go Because there's like a little hand pad to put my hand on one of them. I see it. I like that my hand print Are you doing this to every door? Why not if everybody's waiting for elements are uh to do this to every door You're gonna go very slowly is everybody waiting for this?
Hell no no I'll stop if I see it's gonna take forever. Yeah, it's gonna take a long time Yeah, I would stop Arthur Arthur puddle follow at mithroll's pace But like well behind him so that as he's going on it looks like he's by himself. Okay, I'm right next to him I'm like this is amazing Hex what are you doing? I'm fiddling with the belt trying to get familiar with the controls and just kind of taking pictures of everything I see because it was really neat.
Okay. Okay. I assume you're fiddling with the thing as we're walking Yeah, I've yeah, I've got the but you don't know how I'm doing this but I'm walking and in it and not like Prashing okay You guys will walk up to the bridge area mithroll and arthur are taking the lead and everybody else is kind of lagging behind a little bit. I'd be like, oh, I think I'm back a bit just come back.
Oh, no Avengers this way, but you don't we don't know if this is enemy territory. I'm pretty sure it is Mithroll you get up to the bridge area the the door opens and it's like this bridge area with a bunch of seats and a bunch of Control panels, but there's only one other person there in the area I Look back at everyone and I with I say under my breath and kind of pointing I'm gonna go talk to them And I walk up very awkwardly all right as you walk up they turn around you notice it's a large gorilla wearing a fur hat with a hammer And sickle on it oh no, no, they turn around and they're like Plunder what who's this oh hey? Cap these are some friends some fellow, you know assholes. I met along the way that helped me in a bind So I figured they could join our voyage.
You know the regulations of this. Ah, I'm sorry Is there any way we could make an exception, you know for little old me I'm not the one to make the exception to I must ask creeks Fair enough. I was just giving them a bit of a tour should I just take them back to my room until then Da and if uh creeks has no they walked the plank. I'll fire them out.
They airlock myself Ah, okay, and I kind of give them a little jab on the shoulder. No, no touch see okay. Bye When you all mr. Walk's back I gave him two sounds up in the big smile ago.
This is going very well This is soviet a or something. Yeah, sorry The soviet no the other one the u.s. So for his actual name United something Snaps All right, so um you guys are you guys are headed back Yeah, I kind of pushed them all back through the door when you when you were up on the bridge Uh, you noticed like outside of the windows there wasn't normal space It looked like a swirling vortex of like the orange pink blue green like a like iridescently strange color swirl like all over Everything in the mass vastness kind of like it looked like the portal But it did not look like space also there were a bunch of other ships kind of floating around in it And I after I pushed them back to the door I go Should I go ask him where we're going real quick or should we just we could probably take him like It's like you think four of us or five of us and one of them. I mean, why not?
I have been wrestling gorillas at the zoo. I'm pretty sure we can I know you have it I stopped you each and every time like couldn't we subdue him and try and get a spill of eens? We could have done that with the other guy because I'd jump in a portal if I was a portal there you jump through adventure as a Game to no you don't I really want to play with this tech maybe we should do something instead of standing here where he might hear us Let's let's try to head back to our bell true Hey Greta kelly if you figured out the thing yet. Wait, is that is that her name?
Yes, that's her name. Oh Yes, yes, Arthur. But I guess since you guys are doing that here. I think you can call me hex Alex I thought we got the thing it actually you think that you have figured out a way to open a portal back to where you Came from but there's a lot of other knobs and stuff and you've messed with it too much You don't know where you'll end up.
Okay, so I can send us back to where we were I know that elementary sense. She really wanted to keep the belt And I have a feeling if we mess with us too much. It's just it's it's gonna be bad. You do So we can go through I'll give you the belts, but I don't recommend to keep playing with it.
I don't really know where we are. Okay. Cool. Let's let's go I'm gonna go this seems like a future problem as well.
Yeah, you gotta hold your boyfriend there candy game So when it's dark belt coming to our house. It's just a normal bad thing. This is a future bad thing Well, it did come to our planet to our universe It could be a parallel universe that thing not our problem. Let's go back and then we'll argue We should say Turn the portal on that whatever.
I'm gonna wait till I think of a portal. Oh god enter the gate I'm gonna make sure. Oh, I'm gonna call it. You get back to me.
Okay, so that I have my room up So you're opening the portal back. Yes. Is everyone jumping through the portal go to go back? Yes.
Arthur Show me a card. Show me a card. I'm gonna look at Arthur and be like, come on Arthur puddle look at Arthur and say look for all we know this is somewhere new Everything's best up if we're going somewhere else on my way through I grab arthur's arm and pull them I guess I'll go back with them. Yes.
I will go with we can go back, but you must promise me we will visit again fine We're shifting we're not gonna go other team bonding. Is this the slider season? Is this is it sliders or for all we know? It's actually what's the other show quantum leap can be parallel universe hop please well?
We will see Well, no offense there was a very chance she would have told us that now's where it doesn't the author would have turned that but she did it luckily You don't have it. I'm so thankful Roll so I need uh Bailey to roll to see if you guys get back to your place Is that making me roll athletics is it just will or like because that's my tech skill Is that what I'm using yeah, whatever your tech skill is mass up mass up mass up. I guess that's plus three all right you're able to get back Jesus is plunder still there uh no Oh fuck of course he's not but we know we know he's still here because we have his belt yes Yes, are there security cameras in this room? How much time?
Yeah, it is a joyous. Yes. Okay Yeah, were there cops or anything like that? Uh, the yeah, the cops are here They're all doing their thing um it's exactly as much time as has passed and since you were on the ship Walking around uh so probably like yeah 10 20 minutes I'm gonna run outside and we'll be like has anyone seen with that guy Brad?
Nope, we got here and everything was empty. I'm just gonna go get the security footage Okay, you're able to get the security camp footage are you like stealing it taking it away? Or are you like collecting it so you could watch it? Oh, no, I'm like straight up just taking it and then just walking out and I'm looking at the grip and be like I've got the tape if you guys want to come watch it.
Can't you just watch it now? I mean we can on my small little phone or we could go back and I could put it up on my big tv So you can see it better our tv is fine. No, it's not how do you know you never seen it We have we have a great tv. Oh, sweetie.
She has all everyone. It has a built-in vcr. Okay. I admit It's quite interesting.
I Like you guys be like do you ever want to have a movie? I am my place. I got Netflix You shouldn't make your password Clara. Okay walks up to hex and goes Don't say her name and walks away All right, so where's everybody going?
I have a photo yes Myth roll Arthur Arthur pod. I I've called the mattress and I'm sitting on it hovering above the ground Are you going back home waiting for the others at the moment? I'll go with uh We think that we talked it over and we think that we should get a real big tv for Gamalot and like that should be You're gonna move into kamalot. I mean I have a big kamalot I have a place I call a place I guess.
I'm sorry a one bedroom. No hi child. No, you don't know that I make sure the moment I met you I put up my no you didn't because it took you two months to change your password from password Oh my god stop bickering please ladies ladies please I'm walking to my face if you guys are gonna follow me you can follow me. All right So hex is going to hex's base is anyone else following I might as well because I actually want to try to stop this guy Okay, so elements are in hex are going back to hex's base Uh arthropod myth roll and arthrop are going back to the loft or kamalot Wait, no, uh arthropods get take out like his pocket guide And they are gonna take out their pocket guide and flip through it and see if this somehow gets them points Preparing guides.
Do you need the uh gentlemen's and uniform to sign anything? Is this does this well we didn't well we can provide we can provide a statement that that's probably good I probably we probably gotta do that a lot of times. I think I can get extra points for evil doppelganger So this is Yeah, oh Here we go. Here's one.
Here's one. Uh Technically we can call this a team up because hex isn't on our team. Oh, I like the way you think we have to file the paperwork to get the points Alex This is this is our education we're talking about aren't you glad I went to community college and didn't have to deal with this? Your character's dead.
She's not dead. She's lost in space. My character's just gone. All right, you rack up you rack up some points.
You do it, please Uh should we should should we go to should we should follow on the magic carpet? But like at a distance at walking speed who left? She left her room out back on the ship? No, she says you're calling back.
I called the window back to me. I made sure Arthur pod Arthur and mithrow where you guys headed I'm reluctantly following you're likely following who hex. Yes. Okay All right, so so hex and elim answer are going back to hex's base and everyone else is following at a distance on the flying mattress Got it.
Okay, so you guys get there my base is a deserted laser tiger. That sounds amazing. Ah, so it's a laser tiger. Oh They're still they're still employees.
It's just no one goes there called blue. No, it's called arpino Right. So she just like waves her hand and like sends her moves and let everybody in and then she waits and she's like are you coming? Might have to park your mattress.
I park my mattress. I put the club on the mattress I give the mattress a hug until it will be right back It's a mug and all right, so you guys are all in the laser takerina base. What are you guys doing? I'll put the information up on the big screen.
It's the one that they usually use to show scores Jibotron Bailey. Are there are there old laser tag things here like the gons and the thing? I'm going to be putting them on while she's showing us I'm very excited and as you start to do that there is one of those Boston dynamic quads that is just running around Much like a dog There's also a working popcorn machine and arthropod has found the largest like a trash bag and just filled it with popcorn And he's using he's using all of his hands Can use the popcorn buckets to get slushies I'm Kate is petting the robot dog. He has a tag that says his hands beans Can we watch the video please?
Matti. I'm setting up my fun stuff. Yeah, you guys watching the video? Yes, yes All right, so you guys watch the video tape.
Yes or no? Yep, okay Video tape shows him portaling in you guys show up and do your thing and then when you guys jump to the portal he walks up Show which direction he's walking out of the door Well, did the door like did it show like did he step one way or the other could you see that through the door? No, he he looked both directions and then went right. Okay.
I just wanted to I start going from the right direction. I'm just gonna start pulling up street camp Does this town have CCTV? Yeah, totally the banks might As as a bunch of different like streams of videos start popping up arthropod All of their compound eyes are just like kind of like moving around a lot It like try to focus on everything at once and he more he eats the popcorn more firmly Don't hurt yourself. You're trying to pull up street camps There's a couple of street camps that the town isn't as late with street camps is like someone like place like london You were able to fall for a little bit, but I eventually this track of him Hey, did I get a general feel for where he was heading though?
It doesn't seem like he knows where he was headed. He was kind of going in like random places looking for stuff So it doesn't seem like he's headed anywhere specific. That was really exciting Let's try to patrol the area. He was lost in and see if he's still around there and then from there we'll move out Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna send some droids out to go look for it.
Okay. All right, so what are you guys doing now? I'm going to start heading in direction. I'll do a flyover try to find him So you're gonna go go patrol looking at him.
Yeah, I'll answer said that we should go do that so I will also go do it Okay, so being feet and just trying to find him. Yep. Yeah. Hey, uh, Nithril we were thinking again as we do that sometimes.
Uh, maybe maybe you should like get a different look So that we don't like confuse you with the other guy also So other people don't think that you're the other guy if the other guy is doing crime Good idea I'll go to the barber and get a haircut and I have a spare uniform that I was thinking of changing into like so a beard like rule fast Uh, let me try and Kate strains and clenches up and tries to grow beard What do I roll to grow beard that doesn't work like that kim kade like touch his head where his hair is and turn his face into hair Does not have power anymore. Yeah, yeah, you can only turn you can only turn in the metal now You can do a metal beard. It's true. Plus you could you can never turn anything organic.
I think it turned wood. No Arthur and elavancer are beating feet doing patrolling. Okay, get some haircut Okay, it's trying to get a haircut arthropod. We up to arthropod will actually go back and talk to the police and see if there's like Other crime that is like this Arthur puddle will describe what they saw on the security feed with the port teleportation and stuff and see if this is something that happens The police do not seem to know what you're talking about.
They're like nope. This is not saying familiar I'll print you out pictures. I tell them that it is a thing. Okay.
They believe you cool Hex, what are you doing? I'm probably going to join the patrol. I've got like I said, I've got my droids out there So it's a few different like Clearly homemade robots that are just very ugly looking but I'll have googly eyes Okay. All right.
Okay. So everybody's doing that. Let me see what happens Arthur Roll randomly Arthur. You're you're out patrolling looking for this guy.
Yep. I am We're at the area where Elle Mattress said we should look around that right? Okay You you're going down one of like a dark alley and you noticed the girl that showed up at dinner the other day And she is holding the guy that you're looking for. Oh Good the darkness of Belle you found him.
Yeah, we were looking for him He stole apparently many jewels and we we would like to take him. Oh sure He's completely knocked out. Okay, and she she tosses him to the ground She's like well, you know one good turn does not deserves another and I hope this shows that you know, we can we can work together barely So uh here you go. Thank you and I'll um put him on my shoulders and I'll start walking away from all right She says you owe me one and then flies away.
Oh, what a nice young lady You exit the alleyway and see the others kind of patrolling as well I'll um wave down Manster and anybody else is here but I can't wait over to me. I'll be like I found him. I have him I look over when I hear he found him Yes, so you're there apparently he got into a scuffle with our friend mrs. Bell or lady bell.
She stopped him. It appeared. So, yes Oh Weird Well, let's take him to jail. Let's try to figure out a way to contain him.
All right. Um, also we apparently owe her one Whatever that means. Oh, what? Uh, well wait, wait, is there a super jail here?
Uh, no, not nearby. There's one a couple hours away Uh alternatively, there is a dungeon in Camelot. Yes, there's a dungeon there Mithril did we learn how to uh um Mithril is there anything you what's your weakness because we need to contain him? Uh, my weakness is Really good pizza and oh you meant like fighting right if I'm not turned into things it hurts hex is leaning uncomfortably close during this conversation How do you not turn into things if his bare skin is touching stuff then he'll absorb it has to be well his body can because if you were fireball At him so can we bandage up his hands and then he can't turn into things?
Could we possibly tie him up by all of his limbs leave him in the dungeon? So that way they'll need to get turned into his rope which wouldn't be that strong I mean if he's touching the dungeon floor, he'll turn into the Sun. No, I'm saying hang him. Oh hang him.
Yes, I mean not hang him But yeah, I can do that if you want to know no no no no no no We haven't suspended does this seem a bit crew on crew. I don't know if you should do this you are a child If it's if it's organic if it's organic you can't turn into it organic is there anything organic we get like oh horse hair I have ropes made of horse hair. Oh, there we go. Perfect.
Let's just wrap them in a cocoon of horse hair Seems a little kinky to me. I've got him broken my car. I don't want to know why but okay, so that's our plan We're going to stream up in the dungeon next we can pop it No, but it's it's the best way we can take him to ask questions So is everybody on board with stringing up the guy in the camel dungeon also Kate Kate's new haircut Sorry, I had to look up men's hairstyles. This is important side out to draw he has a messy side swept hair Whatever that is, you know, not the fact that it's a good eye.
Well, I need a different hair No, he was catered. He was our kid only have one right? No, okay. I have two eyes I'm sitting I'm sending a picture to the chat It's minus the beard Taking to the dungeon string up with him for open horse hair.
Okay. All right cool. Yeah, so you guys is everybody going to camel A lot sure yes, yes, and I will look around like in all because I'm like this is not the camel At england well, this is the camel a lot from but see this one's better because it has a 55 inch Samsung 4k TV now Camelot is where I create my kingdom How do you guys get electricity? Wind power The wind is much stronger up here so wind power is a very viable solution It is do allow them to install a TV in Camelot Yeah, I'll answer like on the first floor like if there's like a common area.
I'll put it in there Okay, there's we have one day a week of TV time where we educate our TV we told them that if you turn the dial the right way you could make snow appear on the screen Show me pbs everyone's trying to teach me like here's not a history It's just not a history channel. I like to imagine you have a friend to log so he can't watch TV with I think you guys being there Because I feel like he would just constantly watch TV Oh, what's this? I feel like he's an outdoorsman, but you know if you know if it's raining a little bit, you know, you know, you get you something You're right we didn't get him a microwave though. So, you know, there's only so much food you can get a bunch of kitchen I do I have a very big kitchen.
Does he have a refrigerator? No, we sold our food so we'll last a long time Jerky Salted ham's just magic Many ham actually no him a lot with my hat ham. Oh, it was more likely would have had a fish or Here so everybody is at Camelot. Yes.
Yes, and you string up plunder by rope. Yeah. All right We're just calling it. That's his name Yes, I didn't have so we got you as a sorry.
Yes, I'm sorry. Yeah. All right, so you could have called him like a gorilla revolutionary or something or I could have yeah, I did Why wasn't he be at Kong Oh All right, so you you string him up. He's strong up.
What are you guys doing now? Hang on Camelot? I mean, are we gonna wake him up? I'm gonna wait till he wakes up.
Can you pour water on him? He's got smelling salt. Hey, I turned my hand metal and slap him. Oh, I know my hands already metal.
I just slapped him No, no, no, no, don't hit don't hit it with metal. Why don't we talk to the water either? You're right? Oh, wait.
Yeah, wait shit. No, I don't do that because that's why we want to use smelling salt sandwiches We caressive gently with our kite this exterior Slap him with your flesh. I'm just gonna break the smelling salt pellet underneath his nose and wake him up. I like ammonia.
Okay. He Smelling salt is just how she can under the cake. Yeah, if you like break the if you have to break the thing I think it's an ammonia capsule. So you you whatever you wake him up.
All right, plonder your morning star shine your sizzle though Plunder, you know your name. We know about your boss and I know about your manga what? That's right. And I hold out the first copy of shinobi whatever and I go if you don't talk It gets burned and I hold it in front of rami whatever and I'll light my hand and be like you're going to tell us why you were robbing store I know this is the first edition.
I've read it. I got plenty of first editions. No, I burned them all All right, then burn the last one. Okay, and I burn it Our our prepod will go up to plunder looking dead in the eyes and then take one of his hands It just like kind of like clean his their their their eyeball without you know, not blinking right?
They just kind of slowly clean it Right in front of his face. Is this a provoke? Yeah, you want to try to provoke? We've seen many things We know where you're from.
Yeah, we can keep you here as long as we walk. No, I'm from there's no way You're from a ship. Well, we okay. Okay.
We'll level with you. We were we were on your ship in your room We we spell your dirty. Well, obviously you stole my books. You're much of thieves.
So were you Why now only one of us still you look who's talking myth real stole your books? We peed in your toilet and we didn't flush. I'm sure you're supposed to be very interested if you came back Empty ended as a as arthropod box like he just like leaves his mouth open a little bit like It's kind of like start crawling out As frightening as that is. I'm far more afraid of krieg than I'm a view what is a krieg?
You gonna tell us about krieg? I thought you said you knew about my boss. I guess you're liars. No, we knew his name We just knew the name.
No, we we met the monkey man. That's not krieg. Well. Yeah, that was the Russian ape man But who's greek?
I thought you don't I thought you said you knew you knew all about her Her that's interesting. Hey, I said nothing. I If this man is mithroll from the other place could you look up and see if there's a krieg here In your magic box? No, because because he's not mithroll there.
He's Does he not do what is your real name? What your name? What do you go by then when you're not plunder? No, no, we don't use real names in front of baddies.
I mean, he's me so he probably has the same name. Yeah, right? So, okay, so what's your name? He's krieg and alias to this person or is it her name?
You just know where is krieg? Yes. So I have your belt. It's lovely.
I'm enjoying the technology quite a bit. Um, absolutely fascinated. Well done. Very impressed I wasn't them back and I point specifically to Arthur and like I'm just telling to touch all the buttons and blow your whole ship up Just tell us what we want now.
That's not how that works. That can't blow anything up No, but I will send him and he will go into the ship. I don't really want to be blown up if I'm in the ship I'll tell you about I agree with blunder That seems like a real fool's errand. Your plumber's making sense.
Yeah, you're gonna send your own friend to go blow himself up I didn't say you were my friends. Oh, wow. So these people aren't even your I don't really know her I've had dinner with you but other you right? No, no, see that's the thing these guys are heroes I'm just me.
I don't have a dog in this fight I'm curious to know what the the monkey in the ship is doing and who krieg is But personally, I don't give a fuck what happens to any of you. No offense Then why try and go about your day? Because there's a chance it could affect my ship But I guess you do have a dog in the fight. Only so much as you don't touch my ship So tell them what they want.
I'll send you back. Do you think? Well, I can't go back now. Why?
Well, there's no real uh, there's no tolerance for failure. What are you supposed to get? It's supposed to plunder. That's what I do.
That's my name. I plunder. So they send you through portals in space to just get She-jory. Well, no, I'm scouting So the thing is like if I don't go back and I don't report I don't have anything to show for it They'll just send the army anyway, so I can just have to wait Oh, yeah, you're all fucked So you're seeing an army's coming to earth?
Oh, probably. I think you're the one that's fucked for now, my friend. Enjoy this dungeon Yeah, I mean I'm dead too because I failed but I mean you're all go with me If he needs to make a scouting return, why don't we just continuously send arcade back And then he can continuously scout for that but give them give them wrong information. It's too risky We don't know the we don't know the belt will work.
We don't know. You promise we would be have another question I mean if you give me a week I can work on it Uh, hey, uh, when would this army be coming here? What's like your response time? What you know, like you've done this before You clearly know what the protocol is.
I really don't have any like reason to help you Yeah, well, you know, you already mentioned that you're damn so you can help us like Break the break the system that caused you to be in the situation. Also, let's let's be honest like Or I could be lying to you. You don't know. We don't know.
That's why we're asking questions And we'll you know later. We'll go like somewhere else and like kind of discuss what you said We'll talk to like other people and see if they know what's going on You know, this is like this is like step one. There's like many steps. Oh and arthropod like pull out like it's like according this There's like 15 steps Rod one Also, we are required to tell you that this this interrogation is being recorded So because then we we have to get credit for it So, you know, we have to actually record this So is this the way you do is you tie people up in dungeons?
No, but this is the way we have to deal with a superhero I've done this before yeah, we got it. We got to take we got to take it to super jail, which is step Five but like up up until the point where we get you to to super jail you're like our steward You know where this jail is yeah, I can tell it. Yeah, but we got it. We got to do like all the other stuff We got to do by the book.
Yes, let's take him there. This is how we have to restrain you basically because anything you touch you absorb It's it's okay. The the super jail is under Mount Rushmore in south dakota We have to go through to Teddy Roosevelt's nose. You're not wrong Is that worse for jail is that sure okay?
I have someone who knows what it is to think about it while I'm touching that I think about it And then I'll snap this and uh there above it Okay, author pot thinks that like a lot of really famous canadians around Mount Rushmore because he can't actually name the president's so it's like Wayne gratsky and like Mike Myers jania twain No, it's leave me on yeah Um, what's the guy from hi I shrunk the kids from around us. Yes. Yes. That's the perfect person to be on that rushmore Be honest.
I love answers gonna fly down and link through the nose entrance to inform them of the villain. They have captured Okay, well then bring them down. We still gotta do the other steps. We got it.
Okay We got we got we got to super jail which is step four so steps like no way that's a three step four is we gotta sign them over We probably should let them know that we they need some like power nullifying stuff We have it just as much as information. He's probably gonna Well, I mean if we bring him down he's up which means he uh he could absorb stuff if he touches I mean I have one of his I have my orps. They know let's just bring him down We we we bring him down still on the ropes. Oh, we each hold one of the ropes and we all come together I have power null five.
Oh shit. That's right. Why did we tie him up? Why did you use that?
Those are tide pods because it's funny. No, it's not and yes, they do look at tripods I wanted to see how creative you guys could get and nobody asked I Give you a death glare as I put a stupid orb on him and take him down. I just blow you kiss I put it on I put the board ball guy. I put an orbit his mouth.
So you take you take him to super jail. Yes All right, you take him to super jail. He goes to super jail. Yeah, we tell super jail to To that when they continue to invest in seargame to make sure that according to protocol They feed back information to us as the capturing entity and we I give them a form to sign They're like maybe can you sign this please?
Sure, they sign the form. I I point I point to a statue in an obscure law that They're iffy on that but they're like thanks for whatever and uh goodbye. Do they have a super computer with like a database? Yeah, they just they do we're not hacking them.
You know, I'm gonna Is it anywhere that I can get to without them without anybody seeing me like get to the super computer? It's not like out in the main it's like deep. Okay, so there's not like the entrance. No, okay because I wasn't sure for like looking No, they they have an encrypted system.
I mean fine. I'm just gonna leave One of my full microcams somewhere and then come back to it. Okay I But we informed the union of this problem. Yes, mithril you're obscure army Yes, and I text obscurity about it even though she hasn't responded to me at all.
Yep Is because every week you touch you know, so what's the recipe this week? I check her blog is you updated it recently? I feel like this is a big problem. That's gonna probably hit us in the near future.
Oh, even if we don't know what that means But we do we do believe that this is the start of a greater story fade a black credits roll So what is everybody doing? I also help us all back. I should probably say that okay All right, so you guys have been teleported back here above the loft in the castle. Heck, I'm gonna need that belt back now What about you know what belt okay?
We have to write like a report on this. We got a you know, this is like we got a right like an essay Yeah, we already have two nemesis we compare notes and we type it up on the old iMac that we have Son of a company we got to tell you we think that we're well Well ahead of the other teams we have to be doing much better. Oh for sure look Hexes get the belt back. You want access to it.
I will supervise you for it Give me the belt. I am a 19 year old individual. I require any supervision And I believe the term is fine. She prefers losers.
We're gonna jump on. I'm gonna jump on ego. E. E.
K and fly away I found it first as a third body or I'll take the belt. You know what? I trust are there more than I trust are there anywhere Sorry friends. Do you have like a vault?
I do. I don't know what's keeping in the vault. Yes Have fun with that. I'm taking this belt home.
Goodbye capes and I'm gonna jump on my room but and fly away All right, hex flies away. Bye. Bye for leashes. Uh hex.
We do believe that according according to our team up Nobody should want it. You have to buy she did probably she was giving it back, right? She's gone. She can't hear you.
Uh, so she has she has wait There's gotta be something for this. Oh, she already flew away. I feel like we were due I don't really want to fight with her. She is villain.
She is. Am I villain right now? You just go text message. It says bitch.
I have an anti-hero. Even anti-heroes have some sense We think that anti-hero sounds a lot like villain. Yes. Hey, does Kate have a phone on him?
Yes Kate gets a text message that just says if you want to belt back meet me at my hideout how alone? Oh god I mean she likes you. Parker Paul go up go up to Kate and whisper in in Kate's ear. We think she wants to make out with you.
We all agree. I was wondering if she liked her too. I mean she's never like this with me. She usually just sends me annoying memes and it tells me about the teams that are here.
She sends me annoying memes too. So oh that means she really likes you. If you need coaching in the art of romance I'm gladly give it to you. Are there do you know what I mean?
Yes, but when a girl does it means they like you. Is there anything about the 21st century? No, I'm saying she said I thought they said mean. You're gonna know what's a meme and I show them a bunch of cat pictures that are just funny.
Oh so cute. Why is this one so grumpy and fat? Show them the diabetes cat. That one's called a grumpy cat.
Arthur yes. All right. All right. So I guess I go meet Greta Kelly at the laser dome.
Okay. Hold up. You know. All right.
Hold up. You know. So her B. First we're gonna do everyone else.
It's her B. No. It's a reference to a Renaissance Italy village. All right.
So before we go to that Kate leaves Arthur what are you doing? Um what are you doing? Um getting towards night. Um what days is time to watch the stories.
So I just want to try to figure out some what days. Uh I guess I'll say it's a winch day. Club night. I invite on a Wednesday.
You know always. All right. So you're going to the club. I'll invite people out to again with me.
Uh Cassandra will go with you. I'll also join you for the club because I know it's a very good thing and it's also ladies night. I like the idea that uh I'd be known to us that Ronnie goes to the club often enough to know when late Ronnie is trying to make the most you can see you still live in like a big city trying to make the most of like the small town. It's not small town.
It's a city. Oh it's a city. Yeah. You live in a city.
We go to actually like a barn and they do like a hey dance this one. It's just it's Fargo right. We're in Fargo and Ronnie makes most of it. Ronnie enjoys the moonshine that gets made from the still.
Non-essential like it's more like mini-napolite. Mini-nine. It's like a smaller city. Yeah.
It's a smaller city but it's still a city. So Ella Mancer and Arthur and Cassandra are all going to the nightclub. I will again try to get Arthur proud to come be like, oh they'll love you there. This is a good opportunity for us to celebrate because like we we guess we won even though we didn't really beat the villain.
We did have a win technically. And then Arthur Pottle look over at Kade and like their eyes can't really get wider but it's sort of that unblinking stare and then Arthur Pottle just says have we ever really beat a villain? Oh no. We've never beat a villain.
Yes I did. I killed the turtle machine that we had to do it. There was also a mom's there without like a cuter. That was none of the characters that are here.
I was there. You're not feeling anymore. I know. So was Arthur Pottle going to the nightclub?
Yes. All right you guys have a nice night at the nightclub. It's a good night. Arthur Pottle uses their lightning bug to as like a big hit.
You big bug, you big hit. Big bug. You got big bug and I cannot laugh. That's the first hit.
You got big bug. All right so yeah you guys have a fun time at the club. We'll cut back over to Kade who arrives at the secret hideout of hex. He just lets out a big sigh and knocks on the front door.
It opens and the Boston dynamic dog just has a laser gun and one of those vests and a note that says tag your it. Oh god. I Kade puts on the vest and takes the gun. And go and walks in and goes hello.
Oh wow you actually put the vest in. I'm pretty impressed. She just like flips from the ceiling and lands. Does she do the superhero landing?
Oh yeah. I got you really suck the landing there. I'm practicing. And I shoot.
Does she wearing a vest? Yeah. When I immediately shot her when she landed. No I'm rolling out the way.
Can I roll shoot at her? Yes. She will just toss you the belt. I just didn't want to give it back to Ronnie.
She has a sick upper ass and it's fun to ruffle her feathers and I wanted to see if you would come. Well I mean I figured something that belonged to Evil Me. We should keep a good eye on it and since you're not really close by I figured the flying castle that can teleport anywhere would be a better place. You're not wrong.
Now you know where to find me. True. Oh and she gives you she throws you a coin of those cricketers. Give this to Arthur.
This is the one with the giant buttons. Yeah it's got pre-cro-pro-program numbers and it's your number and her father's number and his number and her number. Okay I will teach him how to use this. I figured that's probably easier.
My grandma has one of these and she can use it so I'm hoping that this is easier than a smartphone. He puts it in a pocket. Did you give him the belt yet? Yeah I talked to you.
Okay I go. Thanks. And I just fire a volley of lasers as I run off the door. Still I know who Clara is.
I rolled a plus one to shoot by the way. Okay. Okay. All right so damn it.
Okay so Kade leaves with the belt. Yeah. Yes. Where are you going now again?
I go back or sorry. It's okay. It's interchangeable. It's fine.
He goes back to Camelot and hands it over to Arthur to put in the vault. Arthur's at the club. Ah shit. There is a parchment on the Camelot store that says young Mithra if you would like to join us at the club we are dancing the night away.
I love that you just love the club. I guess I take the belt inside and I find a place to hide it for now. Okay. And then I go to the club.
All right. You go to the club. A fun time is head by all at the club. Do you give Arthur the cricket?
I wait till after we're done clubbing. Hacks what are you doing during the night? I'm gonna be doing research on Greg. Whatever the fuck it's name is name.
Pre-Greek. I'm like just any kind of search to see if I can find anything. But I am going to try to expand it outward with my higher power. What?
Basically instead of just internet it's big. Big internet. I don't think I know what that means. I think not Google but like there's she's going deeper than like just a search.
She's trying to use her magic. It's a space internet. Okay. All right.