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Mar 6, 2022 52 min

Young Sentinels #20

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What dreams may come This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Asha (Mollie - @MollieMM9), Elemancer (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Steivie (Briar - @Ironicadventure) Bear Knuckle (Case - @CaseAiken) and Lucid (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony Srimongkolkul, Tony S, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert, Gwynn, Ben C, Hunter, Ben A, Trans Fur Productions, Logan B, Zackary, Jesse, Case

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Hello and welcome to another episode of the young satinels. I'm your game master Have you been today with me? I have five nutritional options that are better than snacking on chips. I have a pistachios Bailey playing B smoke We've got cashews mark playing lucid I I'm a nut.

I don't like myself. So it's okay if you don't like it Oh, no, we've got walnuts Mattie playing elements are I Am a big nut we've got all men's case playing bareknuckle. I'm better than brand, but almost as bland and we've got macadamia Molly playing I should the best not say really are Are they the best not I just looked up a list of nothing We're a real play face podcast not cool with everything on the speed based around some Younger heroes doing stuff to get into the hero booth would somebody like to give us a rundown of what happened on the last episode of the young Okay, I have notes Okay, but as is my tradition. I have not reviewed them since we recorded the last time.

So here we go So they're confusing previously on young sentinels episode 19. We live in Garnet Rapids on a lot of PS Help our contact with them is named who apparently flip was kidnapped and captured by their sister and brainwashed So we head over to copper Valley when we all agreed to help them Specifically they need already because arty stream power should be able to go into the lips mind and save the day So already makes every minute. So we're like, yeah, yeah, we'll support So we go and when arty goes to sleep to enter the lips mind this causes Arthur to pop out So then Arthur in conjunction with Stevie and Asha go after Stevie's eggs Meanwhile clink from the o's joins arty me Hank Haley elements are and bark going into the lips dreams Inside the lips dreams already a stuxedo mask Hank is a bare version of a college professor bark as a professor werewolf and Elemancer is in a fun summer outfit in those mind we find a bootcamp where there's trippy dream stuff that happens cut back over to Stevie and Co as they investigate not stealthily, then there's chemical compounds scientists I don't know I zoned out for a second is literally the tuxedo I guess I take a tour and then question scientists who play dumb then light speed versus beast mode question mark We create dream canceling noise headphones and wake up Foot clink goes with her and then we all decide to head deeper into the dreaming and only to find a horse that transports us We log cabin and everything is dope. I want to add to that I learned that the person who has stolen Stevie's egg is Annabelle lady or she's in charge of the company at least so We will pick up with the dream crew in your sweet new cabin Everything is good.

You're by a stream. There's a field off in the distance. There's some wild stallions rolling around Elemancer has all their powers back Arty's well rested. Oh, yeah, Arty's well rested.

Yeah, everything seems everything seems great. Bark is suddenly free of any Pokemon Slavery attachments from before Obligations right? Yeah, you're there in this in this lock cabin in the in the middle of the wilderness But everything is everything's good. What do you what do you all do?

Bark box off like staring out my hands being like this is amazing. I haven't felt like this Feels what you want again? Oh, man, there's 20 years younger. Does it feel so like a dream to us?

Does it feel like reality? Oh, Romeo notice. I got a four. I got a three I'm gonna make it a one.

I think that makes sense real with a four You just barely can tell that you're dreaming. Okay feels very very real like realer than any dream that you've had This is this is true the reality. I live here now. Oh, yeah, if you're older one, then you're like, yeah, that's great Oh reality is awesome.

All right, do we still look like the projections that we were presenting ourselves in? I know that bark changed a couple of times and bark like reverted back to like dog form because it was a werewolf So that's like am I still like bear college professor. Would that make bear knuckle happy? I think so I think you would Appreciate not having the dualism or Tri-alism of having three forms so being some sort of hybrid of the three would I kind of cool and I guess then yeah So then yeah, you're yeah, I guess if he's like all Barry, but also like able to speak you'd be like sniffing around hungry and like look for the kitchen All right, you you find the the well-stacked kitchen most of your favorite food.

All right So I guess I'm gonna like open up the fridge and I'm going to Look for some kind of meat product, but what if we're in a dream state, right? So things are kind of are things transforming around us still or is it like more stable? They are transforming around you, but like it's in perceivable. It's like No, they're transforming around you, but you don't notice them transforming you know what I mean?

So like something is manipulating the world around you to please you, but you don't notice it Only already at the moment notices that more dream like than reality. Okay Everybody else is kind of like this is totally really cool. All right So when I open the fridge the the blank shelf sliding into position would be a sandwich that looks really tasty I'm going to take that sandwich and be like this is just what I was looking for and just start nomin on it It's delicious. It's the perfect proportions of all the sandwich ingredients.

Oh my god. Hey guys Great. I agree. It's great, but something is off I don't know if any of you else can kind of feel it, but it's It's not like true I say that I rip off a piece of my sandwich and hold it up in the air and go to bark set set I did Absolutely like and that doesn't change our relationship.

It's still very much being like yes, all right I'm gonna feed a dog and then I'm going to pet bark. I Wiggle my tail appreciates. Oh my god with my bear claws. I like carefully scratch under his chin Is the best good scratch?

It's good scratch like bark does like the like they send the leg with such a good scratch kind of Elements or what are you up to? I'm like just using my powers like basically all at once I'm like I'm outside I'm like I think I would sit outside the space and just like Just like just one my hands around and like send out like a huge gust of wind like a huge powerful guys like Just like use the powers that I haven't been able to like these walls abilities has been like a two-use So and everything like that and I'm like I have the biggest smile on my face. I feel like I'm whole person Arty, what are you doing? Do I remember the horse?

Yes? I'm gonna use it. There are horses like running around right? Yep in the distance.

Yeah, I'm going to try to walk to them about walking. I'm gonna be like okay So I'm pretty sure one of you is doing this cool. This is awesome I would love this feeling any other time, but I just need to know what's going on Then I'm screaming this at the horses Okay, roll me some sort of social skill like a like empathy or a provoke if you're trying to do it angrily or Report or report one of those I got a plus six for my report Okay, one of the horses It's a kind of a black horse with red eyes starts approaching you it seems to be receptive to your words The other words kind of scatter off into the distance hi, um horse. Sorry.

I don't got a name. Do you have a name? Yes, I'm not. Hi nightmare names already.

I go by loose it also I know this is not real and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with it because we were chasing after what it appeared to be you Right. Yeah, you're my powerful enough to see through the illusion. I can see that Thanks, I don't think that's powerful, but I'll take it. Is there a reason why?

You sent us here. Yes, can I ask why? So my ability is I can put people to sleep and put them in the dream world and while they're in the dream world my waking body has all their abilities Somebody stranded me in the Arctic and so I was searching out their dreams to find somebody who helped me get out I saw you all messing around in the dream world And you approached me I was able to Your dreams and collect your abilities and I'm trying to get myself out of the ark if you did you know wearing the ark Because if you just wake if you let us wake up we have more friends and we can try just to help you I got a four that time I can just keep you asleep for a little bit get out of the Arctic and then let you wake up I have no ill will towards any of you. I kind of a vendetta I need to Repay for somebody who stuck me in the Arctic Assholes can I roll empathy to see if his words feel like you know straight or deceiving right?

Yeah, okay for it I got a five seems like he's not bullshitting. All right nightmare. Everyone here seems happy So sure I'll let you do what you got to do And then if you promise to release this and that's cool. Okay, I appreciate that Thank you for letting me get my body out of the ark if it's not on there.

I agree. It's probably not fun I understand being trapped. I was trapped inside dreams for a long time when I just wanted to escape so Right, so I guess I'm sorry for sitting here again. Yeah It is what it is.

I suppose I had a preservation what not but with elm answers flying ability I should be able to get out of the Arctic and civilization pretty quick all right Let me know if you become a flying bear horse because I would love to see that in the waking world I'm not really a horse. I'm just a man. I just like horses. Okay.

I got you. Sorry. I assumed you were horse Well, I I'm flying fire bear at the moment bear dog horse And I'm assuming you're just I don't know any other part of our smooths when you're grounding a lot But like a polar bear. Yeah, so you have all your abilities currently and I'm getting myself pretty quickly and I have no reason to keep you dreaming now Like after I get out of the Arctic anyway, all right cool.

I'll just go and I guess Try to pretend this is all real so that way. I have a good time and then I'll let them all Be happy for a little bit into reality sets. Okay Yeah In the background you hear a hand going to bark all right, buddy now roll over good boy boy Here's more sandwich. All right.

I just learned Hank needs a pet cut over to Asha and Arthur, right? Y'all were in the in the facility rubber maiden is there She she just radioed out for assistance and then she looks like you two in says are you gonna give me trouble or you're gonna Can have somebody do I have to fight you two? No, no, sorry in fact, I believe it was a lady I'll show here who we said last time was supposed to stop our companion if something like this happened Yes, wait, didn't I make a roll to drive it failed or am I wrong? No, you just didn't do anything He's what happened at the end.

No, I'm just impulsive asshole I can say I'll show you're supposed to do something and you just sit there I thought it was a nice moment because it was like because she said the ashes like I choose trying to weigh the situation Oh, right and so I should do anything while she was trying to figure out what to do and then be smotered off I just thought there was a larry situation of oh No, we did do anything. Yes I will say I apologize for my hesitation. I mean as long as you're not gonna connect any more scientists I have no problem with you two. I'm gonna score you out of the building now.

I've got no problem with you two So we good I believe so yes Well walking out the building though. I'm going to turn to Asha and whisper so lady Asha. Do we help our Stevie or not? That's an excellent question Think we probably should at least to help her get out of the trouble agreed I want to say for child as much as her, but I don't know what the scientists know or if he knows anything Certainly, okay We're gonna cut over to a piece of what you ran out of the building with the scientist and toe Where are you going?

Probably not more than like a mile outside wherever the building is Okay All right, so you're you you stop or you just running around or what are you doing? I'm going to stop. I still got a hold of the scientist. I'm not happy with you.

I would like more answers, please You got one is that physique to dodge actually? No, I'm just gonna eat the punch all right Well, I mean he just said he's just a dude and he's just like yeah I'm just gonna eat the punch roll a kind of so strength because he's gonna try to break me He got a zero plus four you feel better now, okay You're still holding in there You're you're kind of surrounded by a number of buildings because you only went like a mile out It was in the kind of in the city They're still kind of in the city like an alley or whatever and you hear a voice from a top of roof that says you should let the innocent guy go It's not a great idea to you know kidnap people. I would agree This is why I'm asking him where the fuck my child is Does he know where your child is he knows where the facilities are and he will not tell me where the facilities are Okay, there's way better ways to go about it than kidnapping somebody so I am all fucking ears I don't know I just got him by the arm Google shit ask people nicely do research Internet can be lied to me and I did ask nicely and I've done research I would like to know where my child is who are you? I'm like speed and I'm the I'm one of the heroes here town And I'm just trying to protect a man's life here.

Um, so if you would just please let them end Go what are you going to do to help me with my problem because there is an innocent life and danger? Yeah, you're holding him by the collar No, this man is responsible is part of the system that is pressing and enslaving my child How are you going to stop that? You have any proof of that? Yes, yes, I do okay, sure let him go and show me the proof I'm just gonna kind of like shove the scientists off to decide I have intense file that I have filed with Union of Hero about the Before you get on your sentence you get he shoots like six leaves at your head.

He rolled a six Yes, oh, I'm going to win. Yes, he's just laser beams out the fingers I just was a speedster And like speed would say did you play my many video games? No, I'm not from your fucking planet The only thing I know about you is your media whore What did you roll these mode? I got it?

I got a five. Okay, so you get winged by a laser beam You know shooting is not a good idea. He runs down and grabs the scientist and runs off That's what I thought he's a chicken shit whore I'm gonna turn my comms on I am pretty sure that I am now on the shit list of this superhero theme. Do you guys need help getting home?

Oh How did we get here? I think we took the mattress we can take the mattress back and meet you there The only question I have is should we return to Copper Valley or should we say with the distressed teammate who was already kidnapped someone? Go back to Copper Valley. I will be back so I'm sure and Arthur where are you going?

What are you doing? Oh, yes? You didn't turn off your comms yet. Did you I mean I still got the comms I can hear you guys are like Not in the comm you can just I didn't never say I was on the comms.

That's why I'm just asking you as I'm just saying yes Should we I don't think we should return yet? Yes, okay, how about instead we ask her where she is and we'll come meet her on the mattress. That is great. All right Which one of us is gonna talk to the angry one?

I will allow you because I don't know who brought us We don't want to well, I mean we can be honest We don't want to leave you in a distressed place. Let us come meet you I have one thing what I need to do and then I will meet you back at the factory gates Yeah, you sure you don't need any backup. I'm fine. What I'm going to do is not necessarily anything that needs backup.

All right and I'm gonna pull up my social media and I'm going to Basically put out this huge thing that light speed is a media whore It doesn't do anything to actually help people and shoots distressed mothers who are trying to find their children Rony a notice Well, that's the tamer option by the way Okay, as you're doing your social media Cancelling of like speed or whatever you're trying to do you notice on both sides of the alley a wall of water has grown All the way up to the the top of the buildings So there's like a wall of water on both sides. Am I supposed to be afraid of water? Can we also roll notice from where we are to notice the water? Yeah, water and maybe the laser beams Yeah, Bismol did not run that far away.

So you do see a wall of water a little bit down the road I will say actually maybe we should check that while the matter out. It seems not natural Let's pop it our CD metrics and go. Yeah, let's just take a fly. Let's see what it's all about Okay, so you're heading over that way on B smoke.

What are you doing? Can I see what is producing the water? Does it look like it's something that would be beyond the wall? No, you see as you're like in or an alley between two buildings like speed was on the building to your right on the building to your left There is a man.

He's got a lot of fish scales up and down his arms and shoulders He's got it. He's also holding a trident and it looks like he's controlling the water Hello fish sticks. Are you going to tell me I need to stay here until the police come? I'm not going to tell you anything.

Why are you preventing me from leaving then? Because I'm waiting for the police to arrive. Very well, I'm just gonna sit cross-legged And I'm just pull I'm just like on my communicator or my whatever like I use for social media just can I at least ask who you are? It's very nice to meet you.

My name is B smoke. Okay, what is your superhero theme? I only help sometimes I'm more of a reserve member. The Paragon's Justice.

It's didn't pick a name. Are you very certain you want to get wrapped up in this because it is going to get very messy for all who are involved? I'm just checking the life of a guy that was You are protecting a life of a man who works for someone who's soul a child from a planet and is using them as a power source Yeah, well, you know Chick-fil-A supports the conversion therapy. That doesn't mean Homophotic people.

I'm aware. I don't need any guy the cash register deserves to be shot So I'm not they did not shoot him. I was merely removing him from potential people I removed him from someone who has a higher authority than I am in hopes that he would answer my questions more readily All right. Well, we'll just wait for everything to get sorted.

It's fine I'm going to go ahead and I'm pulling up all the files that I need for this and you should also be known that I am a representative of the planet Multi and I have diplomatic immunity. Don't know what that means You don't know what that people have the community means. I don't know what your planet is. I've never been there So I don't really oh it's a very nice planet You have questions I will answer them, but for now I will wait well I rule over 70% of this planet.

So nice It is a good that is a good size thing to have. I don't have any particular dealings with that. So may I ask you if you know anything about the business tycoon and the lady? Yes, is she good person or bad person?

She's not particularly good. What is pursuing her because I believe it's her company that has my child right now Well, I mean every time I've gotten mixed up and we've tried to do what we could to stop whatever she does But she's always got a way out of it and the law is the law. Is she powered in any way she's poor or more? Is she human with money?

Are you just gonna get out of the killer? I'm not going to do anything at the moment I'm simply gathering intel. Oh, Google You got your phone? No, I don't understand why everyone is sorry.

I want them to give information Internet can lie. You know this. Yes. Mm-hmm Just so you know my tooth mates might be coming over this way.

I would prefer if you just let them sit with me They want to do anything one of them as a child and the other one is a picnic of someone else's imagination Asha and Arthur you arrive on mattress to the wall of water you see a ritide Standing atop the building holding up the walls of water I will talk to him and say excuse me, sir Our teammate is very distressed and we would really love to take her back to our base and get her the help They have committed a crime But you know where we are they can find us there I hand them a business card I Roll me a rolling some sort of social or or something. I will try a rapport. I'll try her before Or empathy either one. Okay.

I got a plus two plus two plus four actually. Oh, okay He's like look you don't seem so bad good, but I can't really justify letting it never go Um, I'm gonna step in and I'm going to be like good sir water fish man. I was retired. Yes Riptide our friend here.

I believe actually I'm gonna make sure you're quick You told us before that the union of heroes you're part of something with that, right? Union of heroes not you or sivi Oh, yeah, so I put in a file so I was supposed to have been on the union heroes But my spot got going to my beach with a crystal arm That's right. So on the beginning she is our friend here is communications with your union of heroes What believes is the round table for your world? I suppose and as that they know of her distress looking for her child I'm pretty sure and can tell you about this if you would just let her come with us We can make a check in with them if you would like and um, I'll try to roll her pour on him Plus I have my golden tongue which gives me two plus a rolling to try to convince someone to do something for you Okay, go for it.

I got a plus five on that Okay, he seems to consider for a second. He's like, okay We will be in contact and since 70% this planet belongs to me There's not a whole lot of places you can go where I won't be able to find you I'm not particularly frightened of you I'm not talking um, you should probably get your friend to shut up before they make things worse And please shut up riptide makes a two-water and swims away in Fucking fish man. That's kind of cool I think that elements are gonna be better though. I said beast mode.

It's gonna be okay We're gonna get you home and then we'll make a plan I'm not particularly good at this. I thought I'd we still need to go pick the other ones up from Culver Valley Okay, so are you all ahead of the Culver Valley? Probably Let's get you home and get your get you a lawyer Okay, uh, so do you do anything on your way or are you just riding? I'm gonna let the on-amount of P is no we're coming Okay, you make it back down on P is well fushers there and fushers like they haven't woke up yet They totally let whip and plank woke up and they're fine, but like your friends haven't woke it up yet We've tried to like rouse them, but they're just kind of still sleeping I mean elements are never sleep severe very much.

So I'm going to let her take a nap Just just saying they haven't woke up. Yeah, I just don't know if that's a concern Um or if that's part of party situation or what but they are still I'm sure they will be fine if it progresses a little longer. I will worry about it then Do you need us off of the facilities or are we okay to stay with them? No You're staying here if you'd like to do this one to me Am I a bottle of your computers?

I need to do some Google searches on someone Oh sure we have what we have like an internet cafe downstairs if you want to do that or I mean we have I have like We have some computers up here. Um, they're mostly like work computers So there's like not a whole lot of games or anything on them. That's what no I am trying to find information about the capitalist peak that I must destroy Whatever, uh, so yeah, you hop on they all have internet functionality Go for it. Yeah, is there any way that I can like get into their hero database to see if there's like secret files on a bell baby Are you trying to hack into their hero database?

Yes All right, roll me burglary negative to Not able to get into their personal database or thing. Nope. That's fine. I'll just settle for google searches Okay, there's a lot of butter on the google search What are you looking?

What are you looking for in particular? Mostly I want to see if there's anything about her general like dealings like if she's is she like pony shark Where like everything is this is what I'm doing or is it more like leg sleuth or where it's like? This is what I pretend to be but this is what I'm really doing. Uh, she's she's far more like And she's got like a lot of industries.

She's got like a lot of stuff She's venturing into power and that kind of thing, but she's got like a large medical division Like she owns like 13 companies and they all do different things They're all like under this huge umbrella company So she does like she's like got her hand at everything like 40% of the groceries you buy come from her company Is there any way to like find a central location like kind of what the uh, the scientist guy was describing where like there's a place Where all the goo is coming from her tower is in amberville Like that's where her office is and that's where she lives according to like large Like there's like anti her groups out there And there's like a list of like buildings that have been built and there have been like a number of them One one of which seems suspicious is in gypsum city Okay, uh, how far is that from where we are? Uh, it's not too far it's about like if you're if you're flying it'd be a couple hours And we had to travel like a full day to get here from garnet right? Yeah, it's like halfway I'm gonna make a note of that and just kind of if I can like Building specs anything that would like make me think that that could possibly be where the egg is You don't really have building specs. It's more like you get there's like a there's a few satellite photos and pictures from outside of the gate It's like a heavily guarded gated thing like more so than the other buildings that I've been so I've been to Yeah, the other ones were like Construction sites and power plants were like they're like lightly guarded But like this one's it's like got big tall fences and barbed wire and like it's it's really heavily guarded and like people can't get into it And they're like what are you doing there?

That kind of thing was like a bunch of Okay, I'm gonna make a note of a few of the conspiracy websites and then write the like address and everything down and I'll bring it up to the team later Really? I really have to swap over to dream land eventually y'all been living your dream nightmare approaches Elusive and he's like I made it And are you the man that's quick Artic I think yeah, it was pretty quick. I was able to like find some other people along the way to put the sleep Um because usually I have like a range that I can do it with but like I don't know I kind of fed off your power and then I was able to You know expand my range make a bunch of other people fall asleep and gain some other abilities So like I promise I'm going to let you and your friends go all right um before you do I will say I get stuck in here a lot not in your dreams But in the dream world if you ever need help like you're captured and put an antarctica again Try to find me. I'll try to help you as best again There's a group of people that um I'm going to strike back against and as I do that your help would be Amazing sure um probably after some giant big crossover.

We will get right to that Sounds good. You all gently awaken from your blissful dream. Oh my god. I feel so arrested I Anything No, we were I mean Was kind of worrisome right okay, I mean you slept for a long time.

Oh no and as I say oh no I just have officially started heading bark because now we have a bond Bark appreciates it good. Scratch good. Scratch Nothing bad could have happened while we were taking that nice long nap right? You know and I must have sarcastic when you say it that way I will say oh well actually Snitch No, but so what happened?

What did did you find the egg? Did we know you're looking for the egg? I can't remember Yes, you guys did now. I'm glad you took good care of bark But we do have some other problems Here in real world These are kind of lost your temper and did try to kidnap someone was Caught by some other heroes.

So we may be Pacing a little bit of trouble in the future for that even though we both believe we all believe that her cause is just Well, I understand her cause is just she can't actually show ever she wants to get it on this world Indeed I'm not the district attorney. Which good does she get in trouble with the pair guns of justice perhaps? Do I know them? You know, you know of them.

Yeah. Well, yeah, do you want to make a lower role? I can tell you more but um, you know, I've been I got a five. I got a one Yeah, you know them the most notable member is likes because he's famous as much actually bigger than video games Yeah, they're they're really good here though I don't know about like speed let me say that Meteor horror, this is just Bailey Hating while my character.

I don't know what it is about it. I just can't stand Everyone else they didn't seem very nice Just saying if you want to know more check out the bad catalog. Yeah, I could have brought in the assholes I could have been like he marked laid down What's the Place me to be I think he's a bit too much into them. Well, I'm going to be here just for the family That's he's not really in it with his heart, but everyone else is pretty good.

Um, he has a friend check I'll try to some things over explain this Just this is a mission and everything I got hopefully that was over them But other than that nothing else bad happened great nothing on the meeting Yeah, my social media is just raging I have to teach you all that like we do Sorry as a person who is a player for the bigger address is the fact that you guys have had none of the assholes and you think their assholes makes me laugh I so happy beach drag Don't try me right now. All right. So the whole whole whole team is back together. What are what's the plan?

What are y'all doing? Oh, I'm going to mention too. Sorry. I forgot to tell them as already.

I'm going to be like Hey, just so you know that horse we are following That's a man who has dream powers who can copy your guys's powers when he takes control of you in a dream He had some trouble and I promise to help him later on to go after the people who were kind of keeping him captured People who are keeping him captured have a reason to keep him captured. Maybe he's super villain Do the people who have your baby have a reason to keep your baby? You really want to push my buttons right now arty What I'm saying is this I he has been on from what I can tell from talking to him He's been on the up and up with me nothing wrong if there are red flags down the line then we can reevaluate But right now I'd rather help someone I'm just very concerned about this team's ability to just be like I like this villain. I feel like you should do a search if say an elemental bear dog There the elemental bear was doing any sort of havoc while we were unconscious and how are we asleep?

A number like a day like that. Oh my god. Oh, I saw that. Okay.

I suffer a day I'm just saying that I love you too, but you decided to make deal with bark bell I've never made a deal with dark bell Arthur has made deal with dark bell Arthur made the deal with someone who may or may not be a villain I'm just saying you should be more careful with who you interact with I'm gonna say We're giving you the benefit of the doubt beast mode. I think we should also give already art Oh villains just the hero of their story. I Still would like to do research on this one because I am now very concerned that maybe some sort of rock bear That is fair. I will take that um Uh, bear knuckle.

You don't you don't see anything on the news about some sort of rock or fire bear doing anything crazy What about a wind bear or a water Just hard Um, can you check the news for um Our the place we went is well, just to see what's going on Well, oh wait, is that where we were to okay? Yeah, that's where yeah, I tell that to hang Can you just check just just a quick check on port star breaking news? Oh, sure. Let me see if anything pops up Nothing major nothing major Okay, actually there was um an incident a little while ago where um the The union heroes and paragons are just like a fight fight or like a wrestling match Uh like a fight fight.

Well, that's interesting. Oh What are the details on all? It basically that there was somebody mind-controlling um rober maiden and uh The union heroes came down and helped them but this is the rubber maiden we met was the real one. Yeah.

Yeah, she's no longer going on I think of the dangerous That being said if anything happens to me because I am incredibly fucking set the bullshit informations they are weak So should we possibly get out of the uh, I don't want to be as med bay Yeah, probably yes, that's the reason I bet you wait, we're sitting here. I thought we left right. Yeah Every fucking episode here in gory. We have not returned to where?

Thank you. I touch it on my arm in car. Yeah, so where are y'all? I guess back home since we're gonna need to you know start looking for a local lawyer Y'all don't know.

I need a lawyer. Nobody said nothing about a lawyer. I was allowed to walk. I'm lecturing I said you don't worry about it.

I have diplomatic immunity. I should say it I worry about you. It's good to have a lawyer on staff I really appreciate that you worry about me, but you really should not actually wait when the young sentles have a lawyer on staff Doesn't that make sense? Well, we are students Training here in college.

Yeah, so there may be the college has something in case Very legal. Yeah, I was about to say the college does have someone Elementary has never had to really call them. What I think is the only student Yeah, yes, technically as a student Technically, Stevie is a student. She just doesn't care.

What I guess part is it part of the student as well. Um, all right So everybody you're all headed back to garnet rapids for the moment. Yeah, okay Okay, uh y'all head back there. You doing anything on the way.

Uh, can we stop and get like coffee? I mean like Can I get some infamous ingrid cookies? Oh, is it like a bakery like that sells cookies and the coffee? That's what I was thinking.

Yeah. Yeah, awesome. I could get a breakfast sandwich Is this a real place? It's a play on famous Amos Uh, yeah, you get some coffee and cookies on on the go So everybody makes back to garnet rapids and you make it back to the the loft and hearth is there and she's like oh So glad that you're back Did the town go to shit?

No, not really But that book that you brought to the house has been kind of like shaking and like lights been kind of shooting out of it Um, I tried to open up it wouldn't open and well, I didn't well, I tried but I didn't I didn't I didn't are you okay? Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm just like I don't know what to do with this this book that's uh That's all weird. Thank you for taking care of it while we work on.

I appreciate it I mean, I didn't do anything. I just kind of I put it under the couch because I was It was bouncing around and shooting light everywhere. So I didn't want to bug y'all. I know that you were doing something important So I didn't really I thought this still appreciate it I just want to hug her Should have an artifact Don't you have a whole ass fucking laser peggarina with magic technology?

I've never been there Definitely yes I go to show it. I was on the book and I like when we got there. I started just like going to the arena and I tossed the book I like I pick up the book from under the couch and I'm gonna take part over to the laser peggarina place Okay, um, the book feels incredibly heavy and it's like it's shaking of its own accord Oh, I don't want to do this right now Um, no, I'm not going to open Can I pick it up? Yeah, you can pick it up.

It's just it's just heavy. It feels like heavier than it should Who wants to open an ancient curse book? I mean, I'm not from around here, but that doesn't sound like a good idea. It's not But it's either building up an excess of magic that needs to be released or something else That does make sense.

I'll do it. I am emotionally unstable make bad choices I really want to punish you or you really want to do this But you're fucking tense because you are not my mother Wait, can we have like a construct or something? This group doesn't have gooboo now If we do plan to open this all I'm saying is possibly we take it to a field since we're in, uh, And away from a town. That's why I was thinking the laser tag of, you know, but that's a lot of But that's still inside of town and it also is very heavy.

So we will have to figure out well I mean, I guess I could just can we get it on the mattress possibly? Yeah, I actually just wasted the mattress out of the game. I mean I can hold it to just like it's heavy, but it's it's Liffable, but it's heavy. All right.

Yeah, I'm just mentioned. We might want to leave town with it Is that's all I'm saying is we're gonna open it? You find it on the local fields. I think that's a good idea.

Could Arthur be the one to open it? Yeah, I can open it and run away. Does often get served does it affect you? If you want to open it, we can try that.

Yes, I can bring him out. Now we just say someone protected me, doesn't case. We'll just position you on the mattress so that we can Let's go to the field. Don't think it's possible we can't open it too like if We can always all just try to open it together or separately to see if anyone's gonna open it in the field Like a different ship test Oh, this is hypothetical shit No, no, no, we're going to do this.

We're going to the field. This is a class. This is a field trip It's called dealing with magical artifacts. Yeah, yeah curriculum.

So Yes, so we're all gonna go to a field good point. Good point. I'm good point already. That was very good I forgot.

I'm a little bit drowsy from sleeping for a full day Um, I'm going to create a rock structure that will be our bunker. Um, the mattress will be there And then one at a time. We'll all open the book first Starting with our thing To see Can we the chosen one? But I think Arthur first Okay, so you're flying out to the field.

Okay, so everybody y'all go fly out to the field Um, what kind of rock bunker are you building? I want to make it like a very Big rock structure like I can't it's like basically like four walls and then like a little like a little like a lookout Basically like a blush. So is everything like I can move down a wall to let someone out and then put it back up and everything It's a little yeah And I have the book like out in the distance we can still see it but like Okay, is anybody else doing anything to prep? I will lay down on the ground when I summon Arthur out I'm in big bear form Let you sleep on mattress that way.

I should hit the fan. We can have mattresses body away You know, I'm just saying I was gonna lay so I didn't fall down Just look at already in battle though. It's just hold on. Let me just let me just get comfort.

All right All right, so um, are you going to sleep to summon Arthur? Yeah, and Arthur is a dream construct that I can call forth without having to roll. It's the only one I can Okay, cool. So you bring Arthur out and there's Arthur Cuz uh, what are we doing in this field?

Hello? I thought we're going to open a magic book Of course. I know everything about magic with young Merlin teaching me and old Merlin Arthur, you want to go be the first one to charge in and open a magic book I played somewhere the book is and I say go you'll be the first to try it and tell us if you can open it So feel your best to make I feel that it's extremely easy to trick him to do things like this I mean, I figured out how to trick him now at this point. I figure out his movements You guys really think you're tricking Arthur.

You realize Arthur is very curious and he doesn't give a shit You just said hey this book is magical. He would just open this. I really No, no, no, no, don't say he's very curious. He likes to rush into things before now.

He's also very curious Yeah, it's trick. So yes, I will go inside and I will try to open the book Alex Okay, uh, give me a fizzy. I got a plus two You tried to open the book, but it seems like it's it's resisting. It's resisting being opened It seems to be very hard to open.

It doesn't want it. It feels like Maybe should ask consent. Would you like to be opened? Uh, the the books are shaking more violently and light cues out of it All right.

Who wants to go next? We need someone I can say this we need strength. Hmm. I would suggest we get to the uh square hank to try whoa And I will uh proceed outside of our rock fortress and uh Make my way over to the book.

This is our sword in the stone I feel like I know who has opened it, but I want All right, so with my big meaty bear paws. I try to slip the claws in between the pages to spread open the book I don't have a puzzle thumbs. Okay. Give me a fizzy Give me a fizzy Uh, that is a five Ooh with a five you crack the book open it takes all your strength Uh, you you crack open and light spews out of the book zaps of electrical magic zap all around you Uh, nothing is harming you or hurting you but it's like there's like a brilliant flash of light as the bird floats and stuff shoots out of it And then out from the book leaps a man And that is where we will end this episode of young sentinel.

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