Young Sentinels #5

Hello hello and welcome to another episode of the young Sentinels I am the game master happy puke and today we are here with three Chili babies ready to fight some crime. I would imagine this is a patreon show based in the same universe as ever The show here on this feed and this show is based around some young fledgling heroes some wet behind the ears green buds That kind of thing what somebody like to let me know what happened No, I will fine. I'll do that immediately we have with us today elementor play by Maddy Yo, what's up? It's me chili baby number one.

I got a blanket. We have hex played by Bailey And we have little king Arthur played by mark Santa baby with the mean girls dance. I want the mean girls dance balls I like rather than trying to sing you just like pretend I was thinking I was like you know I cuz of the whole time that's reason I knew the intro so I was like I was saying that Santa baby song I was like I just know go Santa baby. I don't know Tonight for me so how about somebody let me know what happened on the last episode of young sennels with someone like to Give me a rundown.

Oh, well, I said taking nose out for a while. Oh, well, you're sick also Well, I know I'm talking about just in general. I have it. Okay.

Yeah, all right So if I remember correctly we were investigating them mysterious and out of season snow Yeah Specifically Arthur elements are in hex the crap rose or off the other own thing who knows what we don't know I really want to do about it. Oh, yeah, well listeners tell us on Twitter once I've actually edited that episode We ended up tracking down where the source of it was coming from and surprising absolutely nobody whatsoever It's coming from the snowplow company that seems to be going pretty hard and being pretty reliable on all of this There's a lot of Tom foolery with us trying to figure out exactly what the source was I think we investigated a little bit of the Robin Hood as well Yeah, cuz my gold was taken from you know And someone was taken and we kind of looked into that somebody dressed in green with a bow Yeah, giving out any coins We found out that hex has no tolerance for cold whatsoever and we eventually tracked down the source to a warehouse where after we kind of sneaky sneaky broke in We found Jennifer chill ice queen ice princess Well Shoulder and then she'll back with us Right, yeah, we're just basically sitting around getting paid to make things super cold and snowy There was a lot of debating about whether or not this was legal or not and then hex gave elementary a power nullifying grenade Which she threw into the center and I believe we might have accidentally killed someone you murdered someone You know, I'm willing to go to court saying you're just as yeah, who was the one that crashed she'll factor fell apart She'll factor for part. I just I remember which one was I met I mix up cold or cold children I probably is it's probably just they're powered. They'll come back together because they're probably like a Elemental or something I you say that that I'm worried.

Don't be worried. You know, I brought back to life All right, so we're gonna open up there I think elements are you were up on a catwalk and hex and Arthur were hiding behind boxes you see this the grenade goes off and She'll factor seems to fall apart and ice princess and culture look horrified as they stand up and start looking around the room I also look or probably sorry. I probably Sorry, does it look like their powers have stopped like it was supposed to happen or not? I don't know if anything that like she was made out of ice I assume that she crashed yes, I don't know if we could to determine like, you know It looks like it feels warm or anything like that in here ice princess was wearing like a shimmery blue dress And it now it seems to have like melted away and she's and now she's wearing just like jeans and t-shirt She like a whole children does not seem to look any different.

Okay, so we can lease is in one of them as Okay, do I want to be the myself? I don't know I exit just scream. Yes She is utterly terrified because she is 18 and never actually In a murder that too. You all have the element of surprise currently what do y'all do?

I'm gonna start at top with Arthur every are we going by last time I said I was giving up my turn all then to go first And then it all happened so I was gonna go after them remember all right So then elements are through the grenade and then we have hacks She's probably like just screaming out in like total surprise and just frantically trying to like remote turn the grenade off Because she thinks that she killed somebody okay, all right all right then Arthur I'm going to go I'm going to try to kick Jeff or chill in the face. All right roll an attack. I Got a six you successfully kick her in the face She tumbles over his chair and falls to the ground cold shoulder sees Arthur and he like flicks something off of his outfit And a big icicle flies at some cold off of his shoulder. Yes, basically.

Yep. He's also powers. He got a three. Yes He does I mean they only work on medic.

He's like an alien earth magic. I got I'm sorry What is it like a shoot them it would be yeah, he's shooting so that's what I make sure you have to make an athletics So I got four or no I got three also with athletics, okay? So you you're able to dodge his ice if can I say if the ice will comes to dodge it I see you coming in my sword just kind of brings it down What do you bring like? Like I grab it kind of like slides it down off my sword to the ground.

Okay, like you Yeah, it's my do cool thing. All right, you parry the ice up to the ground shit shatters on the ground Jennifer chill is trying to stand up We're gonna go back up to the top elements or you're still you way later turned it laughing right Arthur So I did so whatever I'm in the order now. It's fine. Yeah, so I love answer is your turn What I'm gonna do is I'm going to jump down and try to tackle full shoulder So do you want me to do fight sure if you're fighting them?

I'm trying to tackle him and restrain him basically So then you have a fight okay plus one and I'm going to say well everybody chill out from the shadows He's able to dodge your tackle you're able to suck we turn off the grenade during that turn So is your turn? I'm gonna spend a fake point to activate my stunt army of trolls and so basically I summon army of trolls I roll 1d6 and some of that many internet trolls they have three hit points and mostly good mental damage They're one skill is provoke so wait you're so many people essentially what she does is holes Like physically look like trolls, but they're just like she manifests internet trolls digital trolls digital trolls They just go around and like Constant second image so they provoke that's what you said. Yeah, that's your only tack They just do their only thing is they provoke they're just meant to be like an annoyance. Okay, so you summon that Yeah, I have to roll the dice to see how I get it for okay, so you summon those Minnie hexes they're not even minnie hexes They literally just look like like the internet version of like a troll with like a little point to ears They pick classes, so there's one of me one of Alex one of Maddie hi.

Yes, I'm a troll. Yes, depending on the day It's back either way. All right. There it is your turn.

I'm like I'm sorry for maiden, but I need to take you down for you and your fellow Icyans are really freezing this town and we personally do not like it and we're not sure if it's illegal or not But we need to be stopped and I'm going to go and attack. I'm gonna tackle her practical different shell like she was right a cold shoulder All right, roll me an attack. I got a Three you successfully tackled Jennifer Taylor. She is not a fighter Why you get the teenager not to fight the prison I'm just trying to get with her because she's gonna power back and destroy me So yeah, she is tackled cold shoulders turn cold shoulder is going to fire a barrage of Isicles at element to attempt to tackle him I use my trolls to provoke him into attacking him instead of her on your turn You can have him do that, but you just saw him forgot.

There's no reactions He got a three. I'm gonna use my fire element to defend for fight. He's shooting. So you have to roll athletics Athletics like you can spring your fire into action to block.

All right. I'll still use athletics though Yeah, pretty good plus like you're melted some of them, but some of them were able to get through you take two damage Oh, no my two on my box. I'm gonna write cool team keys She'll factor her dress comes back. Okay.

This back. Does the other person come back together? No, it doesn't be at the moment Okay, she'll factor roll a really poor to use her power. So she she does make the dress.

Yeah, she does I need to look pretty if I'm gonna fight. Yeah back up to the top with elements I'm gonna be like you want to make a deal so you don't go to jail and we don't fight each other. I'm breaking the laws I'm about to bring you a compromise. Don't mind.

I'm breaking the laws You want to do this the easy way or do you want to use the hard way because I'm about to make your proposal that you won't want to refuse You attacked us I wanted a peaceful conversation and I was trying to restrain you because I knew you would fight back He does not respond. Oh, of course. He doesn't I will try to restrain him in earth because I Have a plan I have to bring up my thing. Okay roll for it plus four.

All right. You are able to grab him I think you might start listening now. Yep. There are two plus twos against him that can be used So then it is hex This is a warehouse right yeah, are there The trucks know that yeah, there are a couple of plow trucks and there are like pallets of salt and Road salt like isn't there like a table with cards.

Okay as well. Okay. Yeah, you're all fighting around table cards. Yeah Yeah It looked like chill factor was winning oh Was she cheating no she lost the pot in her life?

So what you have to have truck might be able to feasibly be us into being technology Yeah, so I'm going to try to magic one of the snowplows alive Do essentially like RC car it into where they are you're like trying to like like like you're trying to drive the truck into the fight There I'm assuming that there's at least a GPS in this truck So there's technology in it So I'm trying to possess the technology the way that I do the magic to move the truck right and you're trying to drive the truck into the fight Into the fight. Yes. All right roll me something. So I'm using my magic.

Can it be well? Sure. That's a five All right, everybody roll against a five. Gather.

What am I rolling? You'd be rolling a fight. I got one I'm gonna jump up in the air using my magic. I can use our con over fight.

I got a plus six All right, so elements are able to dive out of the way Arthur you get hit with a truck as does Well, she I'm holding herself right as I sprints and cold shoulder Everybody else can see by a truck Now it is are there a turn? Is it I'm here? Is it roll by how where's the truck? The truck is big snowplows?

So like you just basically hit with the plow of the truck and you and ice princess go tumbling Sorry I don't fight we're gonna have to work on that. No, we're not Okay, so um because let me get my truck actually pretty nice. I'm going to let go of I'm sorry. I know who knew how you want me to hurt.

I just This is my guy. I sprints us. Yeah, so I'm gonna let go of ice princess So I'm just I'm gonna get away this truck because if it's still coming out on me by it So I'm gonna try to just kind of start climbing up it using my sword from on top of the truck All right roll me athletics to get on top of the truck. I got a plus three for that plus three.

Okay, so you climbed the truck Um, it is now cold shoulders turn he was hit with a truck So he got well being restrained so he's he's still in case a little bit of earth but not much and he Shoots a beam of ice out of his hats at elements. I do it and he got a four. It's physique. It'd be um athletics to die to shoot.

Yeah athletics Okay, well, what was it? Oh, you got a four. Yeah a four I'm gonna use a fake point to reroll. Okay Shoot as always they make it's a lot of people because they don't think about putting stuff athletics also right.

I mean I do have a No, I'm just saying you I see it on other shows too. It's a thing that a lot of people they just go for fight I'll just take a four consequence. Uh I don't know freezer burn. Don't worry.

I've got magic All right. You got you got za yaps by the way I built this character was for like magic like fight can be like magic can be substituted or fight I didn't think about anything else because I thought I could make a nangle my way to using fight You just have to get close. Yeah, obviously I also have shoot Chill fight to try sir ability again, and it works this time everybody roll against a six What what do I roll? Yeah, what are we rolling against?

Uh, you roll physique against a six I don't have physique Five I got a I got a six I got a negative two Okay Alright, so however much you lost by is what you have negative to your next action. All right. Well, she drops the temperature in the room So you have zero many okay cool No, you have eight because you got negative two eight you're right Yeah, so the temperature in the room drops really really low and just like basically instantly and everybody feels the cold So how much did you get mark? I had a five so negative one.

Okay, so you're a negative one. All right for your next role All right, and now we're gonna go up to the top element sir. You're able to keep warm with your fire abilities somehow Oh, so you had the cold never bothered me anyway Yeah, you did I do bad jokes Happen you just wants to do a huge spray of fire to try to get everyone to like calm down and then to be like Enough that's how you calm people down fire. Oh, I don't know the nullifying grenade and the giant truck are helping Hey, the only reason that the nullifying a great stop-telling is because I turned it off Are you shooting fire at a specific person?

Are you trying to provoke or what are you trying to? I'm just trying to calm everyone down Down it would be like a provoke everyone to like stop for a moment like, you know, like when you shoot a gun and you like everyone just stops Right. That's a bad example. Roll me like an empathy empathy.

Yeah Oh, she's trying to actually use the thing to get it. Yeah, I do wow That's the actual skill. Yep, and also show that she actually does want everything to calm down. Yeah I'm gonna spin another big point to you Oh, that guy's gone forever.

I got a zero. It does not seem people are calming down in response to you Doing a flame show and asking people to calm down Yeah, I'm doing magic. Everyone respects me. Hex it is your turn.

Yeah, negate. See here's a bit Because I know I have it. Hex doesn't right but Hex also knows that she doesn't fight and you are Exceedingly cold. Yeah, so like part of me just wants to GTFO.

Yeah, what you gotta do. Yeah, do what Hex would do. All right. Yeah, she's just gonna uh, yeah I'm done.

I'm done with this. Well, don't you fail this cuz we're negivating say there I know you're gonna make me roll athletics to run the hell Yeah, I mean you're gonna move extremely slow and ask you bad guys He will you don't need a roll athletics. There's nothing in your way. You can't just leave I am she is just I'm done.

I've done with all of this here bullshit. Then she's just gonna walk out. Okay. All right, you walk out I'm walking to the police station.

Also, are there is your turn My friend my friend. Yeah, I'm answer. Are we doing warriors? Are we doing heroics?

We're trying to do let's make a deal where they can do Three months out of the 12 months of the year they can create as much knows they want But when February comes they have to stop for the farming doesn't answer my questions So I'm going to decide to use the sharp end of my sword. Okay, and I'm going to On top of the truck. I'm going to you. I'm going to do a jump down attack and I'm going to slash a Jennifer Chills chest Okay, I got a plus four for my uh slash deck.

Oh, okay You knock her out and you slash across the chest pretty bad and she falls to the ground. Does it dress go away again when she's down? Yeah, okay. Is it getting a little bit warmer than a little bit?

Okay. Oh wait, I got a four. Sorry. I forgot about the negative one Oh, yeah, she's still out.

Okay, just making sure I just I sorry about that. It's fine I think Jennifer Chills a glass cannon both figuratively. Uh, pretty much she is not anything else. She's not glass I think the thing if you really think about it one's just not One you can consume.

Yeah, you can consume glass. I was at ice. Uh, cold shoulder fleas Okay, cool. You got a plus three to his flee so he has shifted into another zone and out of the reach of all of you Elementor it is your turn Okay, so he left he left.

Yeah, okay, Jennifer's out and the other one is probably dead. Okay. Cool Is Jennifer like bleeding out? He's like her life in danger.

Yes. She's bleeding I'm going to start putting pressure on her chest Okay Then because I this was not going the way I wanted Arthur. I'll be like Huzzah we have ended this conflict sure we have ended the conflict, but it's not How it should have gone we should have tried to have made a deal with them They weren't really breaking the law They were causing mayhem into order to make profits if we had let them do whatever they want from the months of December to February AKA causing to know every day for them and then stopping when at the end of February it would have been much better for them I would not have minded for it. Which is what I was as a king.

I could tell you this You rarely broke or deal with people are doing bad things. They weren't doing anything bad Again, they were freezing things and that could have caused death destruction you realize ice people don't drive on it very well All right, let's just a drive. They don't roll their carts on it very well I feel like our throw understands the concept of right They were working in terms of the power company basically the power company was making money by the contract from the city To keep the roads clear and everything like that and they would also go out to private What are the people who are in the neighborhoods who can't afford the plow companies? How are their houses and their heating bills going up because that's not the plow company?

I'm just saying the fires they have to build are going to cost wood Resources I've lived through many of winters just because your roads are good does not mean everything is good Look I'm just explaining what I had a plan for Can we that's fine? I'm just gonna dial for an ambulance at this point because I Did Jennifer is still bleeding out? Over to hex you are walking to the police station to the police station. It stops knowing oh It's still worrisome.

I'm still heading towards the police station All right, you get to the police station She just goes up to the front desk tells them that she has to turn herself in and fully explains the entire situation To whatever police officer is misfortunate enough to catch this case All right, so what do you say specifically? She explains about the plow company about what she found and how the grenade technology she was responsible for Possibly code of she thinks that it killed somebody she's not 110% sure and that she's turning herself in for at the very least attempted murder All right, so they will detain you for now We'll send out some units to check out the scene And she explains how her power works and gives like a full write up at her actual legal name. Okay, wow. What is it?

Crutch it. Do you really want to know her? No, actually it's not it's uh, it's willow willow what's your last name? Blackwell middle name Trinity wdb Junior third fourth one.

No, don't you know anything women so get that that's why actually some women do Yes, no, she like late she was born willow blackwell. She doesn't use Okay, okay So you are detained currently you get put in kind of a holding cell with some other people that are like basically the drunk tank until they can check out what's happening I also asked to call my mom. I want my one phone call to call my mom. Yep.

My make me Hell mom is a very legal And in elements is a notary. I have that in that it's an aspect. Okay. Um, so you are detained You're one phone call what do you do with your phone call?

I contact my mom and I let her know what the situation is and that I need her to contact Either a lawyer or doctor dad. Do we trust stuff or do we do? Over at the facility arthur are you hanging around still? Yeah, because she was a barely all that's what's to say and I'm with her She's also my ride because I was flying with her right?

All right, no, we have my van So I'll answer you're staying there as well. Yeah, okay. The ambulance get there. I'll tell them she's saying a chest slash I've been applying pressure to it while she says she's been changed.

I'm gonna be cleaning her blood off my sword Okay, just like not in the background. I like maliciously or not just as a funny mo Don't know where it came from the weapon must have been from one of the others She was with because it's melted and I like tried to rub in water with blood and do that Gonna mess with a body in front of it's a joke. It's a joke They take her away in the ambulance and then shortly after a lot of police arrive Okay, cool You hear the police coming you have like a minute and a half before the police get there I want to explain what happened. Are you saying sell out?

Yes. I am I'm um, we are we are contracted I believe in working with your mail to contact us if there's an emergency if we don't so we're not so it's active There isn't true unless there's a alarm that goes off of something else. We don't typically act. I believe Is that right?

Alex? What how do we work? We're always supposed to wait for her contact or are we allowed to do her? That's all she had said she had said to wait for her contact, but okay, so unless alarms go off I am under the impression that nothing goes wrong I also know I feel like I would know the police officers here as well.

Probably but are you sticking around? I'll stick around and potentially explain what happened Okay, Arthur are you sticking around? Yeah, again. She's my ride.

Okay. All right, the Why you said we're blatter Robin. Yes. If you tell me I can leave I'm asking you why what is the reason for me to leave?

I don't know. I'll just say if you want to go you can go. All right. I'm fine with waiting Okay, all right, so the police arrive and they take your statements and they canvas the area after they take your statements They say that you can go.

Yep. Thanks. Chuck. I'll see you around all right Mm-hmm.

Do they also we I want to make sure and iterate to them that like well, it's happening I want to make sure they realize like oh, there's no stop now because these people and they were affecting the town Okay, make sure that's known they take that they take that information Okay, I just want to make sure that they know that's what's not just all we broke in here and we we did this to these people where it's like Something we could tell this I'm sure I'm gonna explain like the snowpluck company was working had a bunch of villains to create snow so they can have Business, they're not even villains. Yes. They are No, you don't have proof that they're villains. They're just met at humans.

You're not their hex I'm gonna look on scream because I'm sure I have that for surveillance purposes and look up Jennifer Tailen is her bio that she's not all right if we're if I'm answer's I believe I'm friends even before leave though I want to look over is the ice that was she'll factor still there. No, it has basically water eyes become water. Oh, she's getting water. Okay.

Oh I like to imagine that they'll come back and murder us eventually This is just another person to get the $2 million bounty on my head. All right, so if you can get me right six I would six. Oh, I'm a little bit a lot Is this the crossover I've been waiting for with the villains coming in here me? I have a space to work for you.

Oh, awesome. You and better. You guys are leaving. Are you leaving or what are you guys doing?

Yeah, yeah, so you're gonna. Are you gonna give me a flight back to the game a lot or make me walk? Yeah, I'll give you a flight back and then I'll be like I'm just gonna swing by my partner first to get some close I'm such and I'm still hiding out. Okay.

Well, she's gonna close her apartment. I'm going to use a communicator Which I said last time is one of the other technologies using and what I'd use I'm like hello young mithril. How are you doing? Me and arthropod are getting some some pizza right now.

That's amazing. I could serve we bring a new friend to really so What you guys consider murder? I've murdered me is not killing really murder isn't bad I don't think what she seems to think so don't don't forget you have an appointment with dr. Jameson on Wednesday Okay, really I know you don't like to go.

I know but you need to get vaccinated. Well, it was nice talking to you young show All right, so you you have that conversation runny you head to your home and it seems like your home has been ransacked Of course I've kind of still coming is I look very any signs of the elements that was used basically It looks like somebody used some sort of explosive to open your door and somebody obviously was super strength came through and ripped open a bunch of your shit Look at your stuff. Oh, well, I grab what clothes I are still salvageable. Okay, try to think of my apartment would be considered my base Ronnie pulls out her glock that she keeps Yes finger guys Um I almost made that was charming.

I think what am I gonna do? I I want to grab like an emergency to go back that I have because I'm prepared like that And then just also begin to like gather up any important documents and I'm like well this hideout is fun time Then I'll go meet up with Arthur and I'll be like you ready to go mate. Yes, you wouldn't believe the stories young mithril is full Uh you wouldn't believe what my apartment just looks like it's been ransacked Oh, I suppose there's on the door and super strength. So that's gonna be fun to fight Have I heard anything about the clobber zone or whatever his name was?

I was also how will zone no not since you had your scrap with him. It did we send him to jail though? Yeah, okay, so I think I'm gonna try to contact that person to see he's talking yet Okay, well, I'll think you ready to head back to come a lot. Yes.

All right. I'll fly us back to came a lot All right, go over to hex You are in a detainment cell. What do you do cool? She is just patiently waiting cross-legged in the corner like not making eye contact with anybody But she's doing that like teenage thing where like her name like her knee is just constantly bouncing I like she's trying to like replay everything that went wrong in her mind.

I'm like how I could I could have done that I could have fixed this. She is just it's further cementing the fact that she should not be a hero So they eventually take you into like a interrogation room and they ask you a bunch of questions Basically like they keep asking you the same questions about what happened over and over and over again Yep, she does not change the story whatsoever. Doesn't she mean legal representation because she's a minor 18? She's 18.

She's not a minor. Okay. I try to help She can ask for legal representation than they have to give her a lawyer But so one of her major things is that heroes need to be held accountable at all times Mm-hmm. So this is her manifesting that she is taking Responsibility for all the things she has said that she is just step-by-step her story never changes.

It's consistent. Okay She doesn't name Arthur or Ronnie. She just always refers to them as my teammates. Okay, they keep you there for a while Ask you a bunch of questions over and over again eventually though after a long while they come to you and say well We don't have any evidence of Person-native ice we don't know who that is we don't know the person that owns the building is not acknowledging that anybody like that was there And there is nobody so we can't really persecute somebody based on zero evidence I told you I did it we can have you committed to a site facility and have you treated for I Don't know the delusions that you apparently are having they not have security camera footage in the building I saw cameras there doesn't seem to be any that we have found look We're not we it's not that we don't believe you it's that we can't prove anything and we can't just lock you base in your word There's like new process and everything and any lawyer worth their weight would get you Sign up before they let you go to jail of course very well.

Thank you for your time I'm sorry to have been convened and still and you know those people made of shit. They always come back not good enough I you know Try to figure out who it was I guess maybe try I'm going to go full disclosure. I'm going to continue to This person I will try to remain above the law as much as I can Okay, they let you go because they can't prove that you killed a key device She is still extremely rattle by this okay, I read four episodes now where she it's her investigation to get herself put in jail She contacted like I'm scared to hear like someone to like what was that other one that's effective with the mind powers Oh, I'll probably strive. Yeah, probably shy if she's not She just very much believes that you need to be held accountable for your own actions and she asked up So she needs to do something to be fair I would read that I would read the book of like somebody hiring a detective to prove that they did something because the evidence doesn't Like please prove that I did this so not saying It's like it's like a reverse agatha crispy, which is like the perfect try Great just one more thing.

Yes, please prove that I did this somebody's covering up. I don't know Colombo give me that one more thing. I know that I did this. Please just let me die I have my mens house right here on my arm.

We're gonna wait. What are you doing after you go out? I'm she's probably going to go home and like kind of explaining to her mom Her grandma will happen she just kind of like blocks herself in her room Because it is one of those things where like her worldview is completely shattered because she did tell herself for like years and years And years she was never going to play hero She finally gave in and did it and it was really bad thing happened like a one thing that she's constantly always saying She can't even do that part right so she is kind of in one of those very like spirally That's where she's just I mess up. How do I make this right?

What do I need to do? Would I know where hex lives? Probably we've been we won't remember. I mean you've been to my laser tag arena Yeah, but like your house house I would say Ronnie might just because at one point I'm sure that hex was less antagonistic for Johnny Yeah, when you thought I was leaving after a year probably In all honesty It's probably the magic ankle because her grandmother is an extremely powerful magic user and probably when Ronnie came to town was like hey Just so you know if you need anything or came this is where you go.

All right, cool I was gonna say I might go there after like a day or two. All right, so what are you doing in that day or two between Arthur and I'm answer hang out in Camelot Hanging out doing my patrols like trying to think of a list of people who would honestly want me dead Like I'm trying to think and I'm trying to pull up contacts from London as well. Okay, I can roll if you want me to sure Yeah, roll me a contact. That is a plus three.

All right. You have some contacts in England But you're not exactly sure who would want you that what are you looking for specifically? I'm just gonna ask them around to be like so anyone that possibly want revenge on me now or something like that because I'm Starting to get more serious than I thought it would be and I don't want to really relocate towns without having established another hero to be Take my place you basically come up with a pretty long list of people that you have encountered in the past But nothing is narrowing it down to somebody who'd have this kind of ended Because England used to be like specifically London used to be mine and I was a pretty big city So I'm not shocked at that. So I'm right.

I'm gonna keep up that list I'm gonna do my research and then everything yeah try to get some people off the list Yeah, try to get some people off the list because like because how far it's been clobber stone, which is Sort of like the earth bit like sort of like earth base sort of not I was trying to think of its elemental themed like or not So Arthur what are you doing? I'm trying to get him on the ticket training and then probably also patrolling and dancing okay And nothing yeah, that's why I'd be doing the day if nothing happens around this way, okay? Hex what are you doing for a couple of days? Probably after the initial first day she went from locking herself into a room to now she's locked in her face and she has Created a cautionary deck essentially It's a training program because at this point she's I'm not I can't do this I need to get stronger.

I need to get better. This is wrong I need to get better. I need to get she's she's kind of singularly focused on that So she is trying to actually like teach herself how to fight properly So she's using her a eyes for that. Okay, so after a little while of you doing that there a couple of people are approaching your base Do I recognize you do not?

They don't I mean they're not rushing or running but they are headed towards your front door It's like there's like a skinnier dude who's a little bit short He's wearing like a vest and a button-up shirt and likes nice lacks and then a guy behind him who's like Kind of big and strong looking and he's wearing like he's wearing slacks too, but he's also wearing like a polo shirt I am going to alert my security program for Rico to be on stand stand by in case I need him I'm going to go to the front door. I'm great these two gentlemen All right before they knock or are you waiting for them to knock I'm going to preemptively go out the door gentlemen. How may I help you? The skinnier guy the smaller guy's like well hello, I'm looking for a friend of yours And I tracked you here and I would like you to I don't know maybe get in contact with your friend and let her know we're looking I did I have friends who are you representing the fire an earth person the elements?

Oh, yeah Well, I am bangers and this my friend mash Creative creative I like it. I am also legally obligated to warn you that Frederick activate protocol shut down and then she just gives off this list and essentially it activates like five different turrets On the side of the building that are like trained all these two get the fuck out of my backyard Well, it's doesn't much of a backyard. It's just a laser takerina and it's my beautiful baby We're just looking for your friend. We don't want any we don't want any hostility towards you We're just hoping you could point us in the direction of where she may be she flies around a lot and We're just trying to pinpoint the place She might be how we went we went to apartment and she wasn't there because you want six million dollars Not Wrong, but I'm not going to help you get that money.

We would give you a piece of help of course There is no amount of money on this earth that is worth my personal honor. Oh Yeah, so you're one of those personal honor. All right, well as much as I want elements are removed from my town If you're not want it done violently, okay, you didn't say we would be violent about any of it I just your names are banger and mash. I'm not stupid just because we have an undergloom that My name is hex you think you can figure out what I do.

I don't care Right you have five seconds to get off my property before my ais turn you to switch cheese This is a laser tag arena, but I can assure you these lasers are very real. Don't care I'm not going to fight you. I don't lower. I don't respond well to threats Nor do I get out of my own.

I didn't give you it. I was asking for a mission and offered you a page I Well, that's not me for me to say I if I'm going to turn her into you I need to know who is going to take her I don't need to know basis and honestly, I'm not even one that needs to know I do well I don't have that information. I apologize now Are you going to preemptively shoot lasers and murder us here in the front lawn or because we're just here for a check I'm not going to give this information over to you Okay, well, it was where the trias post some we will go find some of you her other friends and see if they're more amenable There's not many okay She is going to go in close or in immediately call Ronnie. Okay, you get Ronnie on the horn are you calling the communicator?

Yeah, all right elements are you get a call from him? Well, are you doing like it straight to her or are you doing like a over the straight to it straight to Ronnie? This is oh what get over to our you know now. I found who's targeting you you have about three minutes before they're off the property So down the hex what are you talking about?

Fingers of mash get over here now. I'm coming to my property looking for you remove them They were the ones of my apartment probably all right. They're walking away. You need to hurry.

Oh Come on Arthur. We're about to go fight bang as a mash you interested the food No, they're the ones that were probably at my apartment. They're there. They're a duo I know about being a semester roll me either a lore or a context I say Alex I was very sad that the guy who's mash when you're trying to wear wasn't dressed up like North Korean doctor I guess an American doctor who was in North Korea Oh That's supposed to plus two on which one more yes, you do know bangers a mash You know of them you've never fought them specifically, but you've heard of them Bangers is the one that does explosives and mashes the stupid strong one.

I guess I just much. Oh, I'm telling off of this Then let's go. I'm still I'm still up. Yep.

They're probably up to my head too. So tell you how I guess I'm I put on my costume And I prepare for fighting being in someone else He's like Jubilee good Jubilee. Oh, how dare you miss a line? Well, you know how she shoots little things but like his Better That well Alright, so you guys are headed that way.

Yeah, we'll say honey that way Hacks are you doing anything while they head there or you just waiting how far cuz I imagine that I have the building end of a parking lot Right, I'm going to put up the horse field around the working lot and At least beans. It was the Boston Dynamics dog To basically like way lay them until Ronnie and Way lay them in what way basically just distract them so they can't get off the property All right, they are paying it no heed Professionals, but it's an extremely disturbing robotic dog. Not today. Yeah Arthur and elements are you arrive on the scene and see these two people leaving this abandoned area bango smash How do you do mates?

Hello? I'm doing quite well now and yourself. Oh, you know love the fact that there's six million dollars on my head And I don't know who did it you want to tell me who not sure myself. Hmm.

I think you know sir like a sword. Thank you I like you all look as well that button up shirt is very nice. I tried it. I tried to impress Arthur, which one do you want bango's or mash?

I think it's clear. He wants back. I don't know what we're doing Well, I'm gonna tell you how this is going to go down They're going to want to kill me to collect six million dollars on my head and Especially with them running around town. I don't so instead of hiding.

I'm just gonna fight this problem head off you just jumping to conclusions Dear, I'm not here to cause a scene. Why are you here then? Carbell Stone says otherwise. He's a brute.

I know he is I'm a man of sophistication. Well, you want me to turn myself in that would be aprobe who wants me? I'm not sure. I'm just kind of a middleman if you will usually middlemen know who they're working for Oh, I know who I answer to but who he answers to is somebody else.

Well, who do you answer to? Gladly introduce you. Um, I prefer to know who I'm going to be introduced to first I'm gonna be surprised. Oh, well, I don't see surprises that well.

So as I'll ask Arthur again offer bangers are mash I'm fine either way. Hmm. You get mashed then listen sir. We have no quarrel I have no girl with you, but apparently my young friend here has a quarrel with you and I am on her side I apologize.

I'm sorry to bring into this offer. We're not conducting any violence. We're just here asking for you to One moment mr. Banger Did you not say you would like to talk things out with the ice people and we can talk things out here with the bangers in the mash Why is one situation different than the other?

You're right. I should be more simple than this bangers a match I refuse to go with you. All right, well I don't want it to come to that but um, there will be certain consequences until you decide to come with us peacefully So you're going to cause havoc around town basically That's how it works Can you ask them to just take you to a semi-seeming villain island? We could just go there and find his target getting you Yeah Just because you can see oh helmets is face go no Because you're outnumbered that way and it's going to be yes, but either way we're still dealing with a new threat literally almost every other day And I don't know about you, but we could probably correct for villain island and have a way out We have the teleportation belt.

I'm fairly sure I could Jerry Wrigget to send us instantly back from villain Island once We know who you're working with or they're working with and then we can prepare I don't know it's my life and I'm bait and I don't know if I want to do that. Or I could just knock you out right now with a turret and get the money myself. Well they're talking Alex because they're... I'm saying she's talking quietly into the thing.

Right. I'm going to turn to the b-inger and be like, I apologize because my friend confuses me. We have gone to a situation again before this where things were not apparently illegal but we took action. Mm-hmm.

Now you are doing nothing illegal. She and I took action. Sorry, she did not want you. She wanted to talk.

And now she doesn't want to talk wanted to action. It is quite confusing. Sounds like it. I agree.

So I apologize. If I end up having to punch you or your friend, I apologize. Oh my gosh. I want to straighten up.

And if you would like, I would love if you would go to dinner with me sometime. That sounds way more civilized. I sometimes take my quiet conversation to look over at Arthur and be like, are you really hitting on the hit bed right now? I ship it.

He is quite a snappy dresser. I get that he's a snack to you. There's $6 million on my head for a person who wants me either dead or something else. I mean I can think of 12.

He said we could go with him. We could go with him and figure out who is in charge of him and then to possibly find out who is in charge of them. That's what you want. How does it, I'd rather not this town be destroyed either by ice or by bonds and muscles.

I do come out of the laser arena at this point. Alert, Mithril and Arthur part of this idea. Hurry again. Okay, good.

Fine. I want Arthur to come with me now, bangers. I don't know. Let me think about that.

You have a phone number I can reach you. I'll give him a burner phone. I was going to say Hex just pulls a burner out of her back here. I give him that number.

Alright. Well, I'll be in contact and then we'll figure out a way for you to surrender yourself and see if it's acceptable that you're your author. Yes. Arthur.

If you don't know that's my name, my name is King Arthur. Pendrick. Very well. I guess you can have a complicated Nandabloom.

Oh, so it's a guy who's named after food. Very good food. Mm. Is that right?

I'm just saying. Alright. Well, I guess we will talk shortly. We will.

I'll let you take care of any other loose ends or things that you want to do before we take you in. I mean, it's only civilized. Just don't. Try to backstab and show the town.

We'll be fine. Alright. I'll give you a call. I'll be waiting for that call.

And they walk away. As soon as they're completely gone, Hex just kind of grabs Ronnie. Come come with me. I have a thing.

Come with me. I'm just standing there for a moment. And I'm like, you're getting your wish at least. I'm going to leave your town.

And I will head in with Hex. Arthur, what are you up to? I guess I'm standing in the middle of the street waiting. No, I mean, I would have invited you in as well.

No, you said no. No, no. You said Ronnie and Ronnie said you went with you. I will stand in the middle of the street.

At this point, the Boston Dynamics song is like nudging you into the building. I'm standing in the middle of the street. Arthur, please come in too. I have more popcorn.

I was going to say, Arthur, get in here so he can discuss the fact that you want a snack. I don't know what you mean by snack. You want a tasty treat of a richest man named Bangas. She's implying that you think Bangas is cute.

Because I asked someone to dinner means nothing. He's not wrong. He frequently invites you to dinner. He invites everyone to dinner, but specifically he's inviting.

Exactly. He's just a friend. All this happens is that she yelled at me to go in and I will be walking in. So it's talking and walking.

Alright. You all enter into the arcan. I'm not happy about this idea. You're never happy about anything.

At this point, she just hands you this right, blue, like crystal. It's about the size that you could easily strap it somewhere on your arm. Put this on. Put it on right now.

Why? Because I made you a thing. Put it on. I'll put this on, but they're going to take it away from me.

You don't understand what's happening. You don't understand what I can do. Swallow it. Swallow it.

If it's in your stomach, they can't take it. Don't recommend swallowing it. I'll stick it on my arse. You really want me to do?

Nope. Nope. Nope. Just wear it on your rest.

We don't know if they want you. They're conjugly solid. They didn't say they want her dead, right? It did say that they want proof she was dead.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. It was like a dead or alive thing.

So it's dead or alive, which to me means they may just want some questions answered or something that you have and we can try to figure it out. They probably want my magic. Did you put the crystal on? Is there a way to get your magic from you?

The magical essence is complicated. Everyone assumes that magical spells are involved, but with my kind of magic, it's more of a magical essence that blows to me. If you're not interested in this, you can't use it. It's magical essence because I don't use components or spells.

Magic cannot be destroyed or created, much like in English. Maybe the person is just looking for a tutor. Then they could have contacted me myself and I would consider taking on a pretty shy, but I highly doubt that's the case. Ah, but we shall find out.

Yeah. Did you put the crystal on or high? I really would like anthropod and mithril in on this as well because I feel like going to Villain Island as a potential is very risky. They've been emailed.

I've never heard of us going to an island. Did they say they were taking you to an island? It's probably where they're going to go. Take me.

It's a most likely place at the moment. Everyone has been from England, so what do they just take as their? This is the other potential going to England and even then I still want to back up with me. Also, why are our countrymen all evil?

What are you talking about? Since I've been back, I have met four countrymen, yourself, Banker, Mash and Kabul, Stone. One in my theory. My theory is that the person who wants me is from Jellie of England and they...

That's five then. Yes. What did the Queen do while I was gone? She got up onto Corges.

I don't know what a Corges is. I'm trying to think of there have been any other British people that are good. In this universe so far? Yes, in this universe.

I mean, obscurity dealt with a whole super team of good British people. There's a whole British team that's in England at the moment. That are good. If we ever get over there, I'm sure we'll be introduced to them.

Charmaine had an accent. Charmaine was a robot and I wanted to do that. I am still trying to slam this stupid crystal on your arm. I put it on my arm.

Good. So, do we just go about our business until we get the call? I'm supposed to be sure. We should also try to plan with Anthropod and Mithril.

They're probably going to need to put some papers in to leave the city so we're going to need to prepare for that. I mean, I can make false passports. I have an island that can teleport anywhere in the world. That too.

I'm bending. I think that would be suspicious of an island just because don't you? No. Not really.

There's a whole city that's in Attalisk. Okay, so if Elementor put the crystal on, you feel like instead of being a 25% you're at the 25% you're at 50%. Oh sweet. I'm at like 5% Moon.

Yeah, so I made you a battery. Also, here's a thing. If you come once a week, I can put like, again, magic flowy. She kind of like, does this thing where it looks like there's like lights flowing from her hand into the crystal and like the crystal is like, you do do do do do do.

I charge you up once a week and then you can you control upon that kind of like a battery and it'll help. You give me much less. Okay. Yes.

My body makes way too much and she like gestures to the back of the, like where her computers are and there's just a ton of those crystals. This is what I can do when I put out about 6% of my energy. What's in there is about 10. So if you just keep coming back, I keep juicing you up.

I can't get you back up to full because there's a chance I might accidentally kill you, but I can always do this. This is tough. I suppose. And we'll just have to start preparing.

Hopefully, no one else. We might possibly want to talk to the mayor who we agreed to protect the city if we're all leaving. We could ask the union of heroes to bring in some temporary heroes. I'm just saying there's a barely flying brick around here who you are all scared of.

That if we leave might something might happen. Rick, are you talking about Doc Bell? Yes. Ah, yes.

So I'm just saying we might want to, a flying brick is something that's very powerful. They can hurt you badly if it flies an itch. Okay, I've never heard that phrase before. I was just like, why does he call it a prayer?

I also never heard that. I thought we were talking about cobblestone or whatever his name is again. Flying brick is a term. Is it not?

I swear to God it is. Is that like the opposite of a glass cannon? I've never heard that term. I like it.

I've never heard it. Flying brick from TV tropes. I'm right. Flying brick.

It's from flying, it's a flying brick trope. There are whole hours we were out there and many different ways to get this. This is all getting cut out. I suppose I could contact the union and ask for some help.

I'm sure they have a sort of heroes that they can send down and everything like that telling that Doc Bell is in the city. At least I was saying a warning to the mayor would be nice. I'd agree. You can provide a warning to the mayor.

You were signed on as well with the contract, correct? The only one I don't know what's the contract or we just agreed with. I think you guys just verbally agree with me. It was a verbal agreement but I still am saying like we made an agreement.

So yeah, if you want to let me talk to him fine then I'll start heading into the mayor's house. I'll start walking there. Now the house, the city hall. The training program has been around for a while.

I assume we have auxiliary heroes on standby for the best. Yeah, which is why I'm also going to put in a word with the union to be like, if they tell you who they're sending leave, please let me know if they're sending. I will. All right, so are you heading to the mayor?

I'm heading to the mayor to let her know the situation. I'll answer what are you doing? I'm going to contact the union of heroes and be like, this is the situation we're going to the city's going to be down here as in there's a big megatime villain in town as well. So you're leaving a message?

Are you not named dropping the letter? I'm going to say it's a stark message. And I guess I leave a message. I don't know if I can get in contact with anyone.

Can I use my magic to make sure that nobody can like hack her phone while she's making this call? Sure. Yep. I have to open that.

Yeah, but if she's calling on the burner phone, it's going to like cut it now. They're like, listen, it's like someone named Stark. Mel is here. Stark.

Mel. Oh, no. No, it's fine. You leave that message with the network.

He's like, I'll put it on the list of things to do. We're kind of busy up here. They're dealing with a rogue AI. Oh, I'm sorry.

That's fine. We'll figure what we can do. Oh, well, thank you. I hope we can get some additional heroes down here.

Said Sir Lee in the Century. She's cute. So what are you doing? I leave that message and everything like that.

I'm going to be like, try to figure out there any heroes you can spare around. Where were you asking? Yeah, there are other cities around. Okay, so you're making phone calls?

I'm making phone calls. I'll offer favors and pull some of my favors that I probably have. All right. Roll me contacts.

Oh, perfect. Can't wait to send my last report. Ooh, that's not bad. I got a plus two.

That plus two? All right. We will get back to you. So, Hex, what are you doing?

Probably just prepping as much as I can for going to Bill and Island. So, like, just getting a bunch of her little disposable gadgets and, like, the healing snacks and stuff. And I've asked Arthur if I can look at the belt some more and tinker with it so that we can use it as a GTFO. If he asked me that for a lot, I would have told her no, because I was told not to give it to her.

Solly. I blame Blake was told my elements are not to let her have it. In all fairness, Elementor doesn't know how to work it. I do.

I don't care. I was told by someone personally not to let you personally have it. I only got a third time. He wants a snack.

Just. I like you. Please don't. I apologize, you Bailey.

But I'm just saying that is what happened. No, I get it. I totally get it. It's just in the back of my head, Hex is just going to give me the goddamn belt.

What are you doing? Also, if Ronnie can't contact anybody, she will kind of go to Ronnie and go, I know one person that we might be able to come to. Who? Or is it his name is Jack of all?

Okay. The last that I heard, I think she's in Steel City. You might be able to. Maybe.

She just gets like a really far away look for a little bit, but I can't be the one that contacts him. I think I have this contact information. I'll contact him if needed and say you come up. He comes on recommendation.

Please don't mention my name. I will say you come on recommendation. Arthur. Yes.

You make it to the mayor. Um, does that mean? Yes, they do. Then I'll go, ah, not a mayor.

It is nice to see you. It is nice to see you. Um, I just wanted to let you know that, uh, part of the fact that we made a deal that would help protect your city. Uh, we may be leaving for a little while, and I wanted to let you know this that way you knew that we would not be here to protect it.

Okay. What has happened to your accent? I'm fine. You don't seem fine.

It's fine. Mm. Suspicious. I'm going to see if, uh, can I roll notice to see if I notice something is off there?

Sure. Go for it. No, I don't think it's wrong. If I get a bad thing, then sure nothing's wrong with her.

I got a plus three. Uh, yeah, she seems kind of whacked out of it. All right. Um, I will contact, uh, Elementor and Hex and Mythril and Arthur pot if they're actually listening.

I'll say the madam mayor seems to be a little fine. Oh yeah, the mayor car market seems fine, but not in the fine that truly is fine if you get my drift. Well, see, you think somewhat what, what do you think might have happened? Seasonal depression.

Her brain seems not her own. Seasonal depression. Okay, so we have a potentially mind-controlled mayor. Dark bell is in the city and we're about to leave it.

I'm not. This is so exciting. Is it not? No.

So many things. And there's a six million dollar grantee on my head. It could be worse. Oh, yeah.

I forgot about the vigilante that's been robbing King Arthur. Well, no, I have an extra six. I could stack on top of that. And then on top of that, we got Arthur pot and Mythril with their paperware obsession.