Young Sentinels #6

Hello and welcome to another episode of Young Sentinels. I am your Game Master Happy Puking Today with me. I have four flavors of bubbly. We got black raspberries, Zach playing me through delicious berries.

I am. We got lime Matthew playing Arthur, a pod. I'm going to not yes and you. I'm going to say it's polar and it's cranberry lime.

It's pretty close. Yes, honestly. Yeah. I mean, you got the lime.

That's like half of it. Yeah, we got watermelon Bailey playing. Hex. Hell yeah.

It's like my favorite flavor of any one. Watermelon? Yeah. OK.

Really? Yes, I'm aware. Fair enough. And we got a poll, Maddie playing Ellamancer.

All you're supposed to pineapple actually. Actually. Actually. It's a good game show.

And you want to mean it actually. So amidst some quarantining, we are recording. Sans Mark, because Mark would have to come to my house and that is currently illegal. I hate when it's a crime to see your face.

We don't want to get arrested. So yeah, exactly. A lot of shit's been going on. So I'm 100% sure where we left off.

So I need somebody from both camps to let me know where we ended on both of those things. I got you, bro. I haven't edited episode five yet. I sort of know because I remember yelling snack a lot.

Oh, yeah. I remember life. That is. I remember going to jail.

So yeah, many of Bailey, what happened on your end? I like basically what happened was we stopped the people that were causing the snow storm because for some reason, my mind went, yeah, it should have been snowing anymore. OK, that's normal for South Dakota North Dakota, which I don't know. I don't know anymore.

You know what? We're just going to go to the best. So we stopped down. And with the grenade, we destroyed.

Who was it? She'll factor. She'll factor. I know she did.

No, we think she's going to reform, but hex turned herself in because I'm because here I should be held accountable for the choices that they make. And she thought she killed someone. I spent a lot of time in the jail cell being told that there was no footage and no way to prove that I killed somebody. So they asked me if I wanted to commit myself.

And I said, no. So I should ask her community service on these apartments off low. Yeah, my apartment got blown up. And yeah, it was fun.

And I noticed it was both an explosion and like a super strong person. And then we goofed around a bit more. I clicked out my apartment and then we learned it was bangers and mash that did it. And it came to my base and I basically pretended like I liked people.

And then we agreed that I would turn myself in with Gavin, not Gavin, with Arthur, my dad, with Arthur. I think his crush on banger. Yes, that's why I kept stealing snack. And we're waiting on that.

And I got very upset because of hearing that episode. It's because Marc kept flirting with the bad guy. And then I wanted to go to Villain Island because I think that's what we were planning on doing. To try to figure out who put that hit out on you.

And then Arthur went, let me have the teleport belt because Ronnie told him not to, which is horseshit. And then we also informed the union of heroes about Dark Bell being in our town. We learned that the mayor was sitting with the mayor. She was either brainwashed or something else.

And then we called it in a replacement team because we had the lead. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's young.

I read the sounds. It's junior Justice League. No, no, no, no. I'm very sorry for myself, by the way.

I'm not. It's called Young Heroes United. Gina and it's got, you know, who else? Yeah, we're going to be for Alex to tell us.

That's right. Because I remember we heard about Gina. Gina trying to say if there was anything else, it was like super important. Oh, yeah.

Arthur called Kate on the phone. Yeah, we remember that. So you got to, I know it's going to have fun with that. Not me.

Not me. Oh, it already happened. All right. And on the other side of the table, Matthew or Zack would you like to let us know what happened in your adventures?

You know, I got the shit. All right. Very rare in Bug City. We killed Clickbuds who was a fundamental list Bugboy.

We had to mind control some bugs to make it happen and sort him a lot and do a lot of stabby stab. Then we left after running away, we got out and we did a visit to new Alabaster where we saw our guidance counselor, who's needed grace. She let us borrow some more updated equipment to use to submit all of our credits related stuff. She said we could use email, we don't have to fax anymore, stuff like that, you know.

And then we went to Ironton where we wanted to get some Deepza, which is code for deep dish pizza. And I have a note here that I vaguely remember it. but it says Dr. Jamison equals kid Arthur.

I think it's because I made an appointment for Arthur to have his shots. That's right. We wanted him to get vaccinated. So we made a point before.

OK, good. And then there were two guys at the restaurant named Splinter and Blister, who were rude boys, being very mean to the staff at the restaurant. And we challenged them to a karaoke battle. That's right.

Oh, yeah. Did you win? Please. No, that's where we left off.

Start with them. Start with them. I've been dreading. I don't ask you a lot for this.

I'm the valedictorian. I need to know what songs are you going to say. So fun fact, I also didn't prep in the last month. So anything to say.

Nor did I. What we can do will have some spots for songs to go in. And if you independently want to karaoke his song, I will as well. And we can just roll a roll against each other to see who would you initiated this.

All right, I'm seeing a baby cat back. And I think we said we had to stop the episode because Bailey would be really mad if she didn't get to participate in a karaoke episode. Oh, thank you for taking my feelings. Now that I don't get to karaoke with you guys.

It's also partially my fault for the group chat. Are you karaoke in the town we live in? Or are you still? No, we're in Ironton.

So we'll start there, I guess. We'll start with Arthur Pod and the Mythril. You're about to do a karaoke contest against splinter and blister. They've agreed to your terms.

I'm pretty sure it was whoever wins. The other people have to leave. I think that was it. Right, yeah.

Yeah, that was it. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Oh, what a promise.

So what we'll do is we'll record songs and put them in here. No, too Bailey, if he doesn't raise. He says he just tell us. So first Arthur Pod will go with his karaoke song.

OK. I would just roll and something for that. Yeah, give me a roll. Let me pull up my karaoke.

What are we rolling for this? There's to be like a performance, like something. Can I roll physique for karaoke? Can I roll will to make it like?

Report. Just use report. All right, yeah. All right, I have a plus one to report.

I don't at all. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's a plus two on the dice.

So that is a plus three to report. All right, and then two. Sorry. Two rapper.

All right, so you rolled a plus three to report. And your song sounds like this. OK. Is this thing on tape?

Oh, OK. Hey, my name's Arthur Pod. And we're saying something for you. Oh, yeah.

That's one of the classic. Traveling in in a flat out combo. I'm going to hit the trail, head full of zombie. I'm going to straight it lady.

She made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. And she said, do you come from a land down under? Well, women glow and men plunder.

Could you hear that thunder? You better run. You better take over. Yeah, I get it because I'm a punk man.

But I'm brave from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four, four, the muscle. I said, do you speak a language? He just smiled and gave me a badge of right sandwich.

And he said, I come from a land down under. When better is flow and men junder. Can't you hear? Can you hear that thunder?

You better run. You better take over. Yeah. I really enjoyed the music.

Special shout out to Rudy Vine in the back, along with a good friend that's real. We're here for Matt of Town. And just wanted to say that we love your town. We love your deeps.

Lightning in the den in Bombay. With us like yah, not much to say. I said to the man that you're trying to take there. Because I come from the end of the day.

And he said, oh, do you come from a land down under? Oh yeah. Women glow and men plunder. Can't you hear?

Can't you hear that thunder? You better run. You better take over. Living in a land down under.

Women glow and men plunder. Can't you hear? Can't you hear the thunder? You better run.

You better take over. Oh yeah. Living in a land down under. Women glow and men plunder.

Can't you hear? Can't you hear the thunder? Oh yeah. You better run.

You better take over. Living in a land down under. Women glow and men plunder. Get to here, get to here, not thunder.

You better run, you better take a baaah. Thank you everybody. Thank you for coming out. Thank you for all our great people taking care of us here at the Deeps of Place.

Tip your post since your waiters and the wait staff. OK, I'm going to go now. OK, that was a lovely rendition of that song, Arthur Pott. We loved it.

Thank you very much. Pops all around. Spinner gets up to do his song and he rolls. Oh, gee.

He rolls very poorly. He rolls a 1 on report. And his song sounds like this. This is Alex editing in later.

I wanted to do a quick thank you to Johnny at Solvent Bubbles for lending his voice to Blister. We do edit this song together afterwards and spice it in. So I just wanted to give a quick shout out to him. Thank you very much.

I like the way it turned out. And enjoy this. It's a thing. Yeah.

I'm Blister. And I'm Splinter. Play a DJ. How you did me wrong and I'm for you.

I should have changed that song. I will try. 10 for a good play. Here I go.

It took all the strength I had and I had to fall apart. Kept crying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart. I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself, but I used to cry. But now I hold my head up high and now you see.

So I'm burning new. I'm not that she know little person sitting in love with you. And so you feel like dropping in and just expect me to be free. But now I'm saving all my love for someone who's loving me.

Oh, now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now because you're not welcome anymore. When you want to try to help me with the value of the getting my call, you can lay down down.

Oh, my, I'm supposed to survive. Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give.

I will survive. I will survive. Oh, my go. Since you know what, it's not trying to hurt me with the value that I can crumble.

I'll leave down in town. As long as I know how to survive. I will survive. I will survive.

And then we'll edit that in. You'll have to edit another. We'll do it live. Yeah, when we release it, we'll just do a live stream.

Oh, Jesus. Hooray. OK, so that happens. And are the body wind the karaoke contest and splinter blister, pack up and leave.

They're like, I was getting ready to roll just in case. They say, you win this time, but we'll be back. OK, we probably won't be back because we don't live here. No, no, no, fuck that shit.

Make mistero play too. Oh, you know what? No, I take it back. We brought we brought a sassenbo.

Because we wanted to show him what we're friends with. Yeah, we did bring Rudy. There we go. Yeah, yeah.

I can say. Yeah, I forgot about that. Good. He's a he's a friend, though.

Arthur Pod and Mithril, you have won the karaoke contest in a great show of force. Yeah, we toast with some deets. It's most thick. It's most thick.

Let's do one, Brad. What are you guys doing now? Probably leave a generous tip. Yes.

And then we are going to go back to go to rapids in North Dakota. I check my notes. OK, all right, so you're headed back. Oh, we're going to cut over to other.

Do you remember where y'all were? I think we were still talking about what we were going to do. I think I was meeting Gina. Right.

You were going to go meet Gina. Are you meeting? Like, I think we were just having a handshake. And then that's where we cut it.

That's right. Because Hex was really nervous about whether or not they were going to call a certain individual. Yeah, OK, so yeah, Gina is there. She arrives with three others.

But you don't. You don't. Well, neither one of you recognize them. I have pretty good lore.

You have a good lore. Hey, it's established that she follows newspapers. Heroes. So do I.

They're young heroes. Oh, wait. No, they're new heroes. They're not old heroes.

I want to know. I don't think I would know about young heroes. No, you only just follow the group later currently. Who's the unmolennial heroes?

All right, so like, if you would like to roll lore to know who these characters are, you can give it a shot. I have a plus two. I also have a plus two. She has four people with her.

And you both recognize Megagawes, who used to be a villain and a hero. And a man named Red Sun-1. And there's another young woman that you don't recognize. She doesn't really seem to be wearing a hero outfit at all.

And then another gentleman in a brown, like a two-tone brown, haven-coules-like situation. And she arrives with these four intos. Is this clone of Superman from Russia? Thank you so much for coming in this fun day.

Yeah. No problem. You just need to look over your city until something? Yes.

The team I'm going to call away for a little bit, because we have to be able to press on a prop of mine, which will affect the city. So I figured it would be best if we follow through on this, and we have to leave the city. Do you want me to update you on all the issues that I've noticed before? Yeah, sure.

That would be helpful. Hex just pulls out a three-ring binder. All that. That's something you have to look at for.

These are more of the minor villains. And then we also had a major element comment. Now, in Ted Contact, you can hear us about this. And I would say that they would notice this.

But Dark Bell has decided to claim her state here for some reason. There's a tab in blue. Has she done anything? Not yet.

She just mentioned that she wants us to stay out of her way. Right. OK. Wow.

All right. I suggest you do the same. Only do it. My recommendation, don't confront her upfront.

I don't know your power level, but don't confront her upfront. Try to suffer operations as best as you can. Now, for the other problem that we've just recently noticed, the mayor seems to be different somehow. And I don't know if it's something magical or something extraterrestrial or just superhero wise.

But it's something to look for. It's something to look at, potentially. Just keep an eye out on it. OK.

There's also a Robin Hood running around. He's only stealing from one of our teammates. And that teammate doesn't really care because he's got more money than God. So don't feel like you have to take this person out unless they start causing property damage.

Yes. If they start to rob banks to help the needy, then I would recommend getting involved. I don't want to interrupt you guys, but this is way too close to home right now. LAUGHTER I know.

Isn't it scary? We could not have posted this a month ago. I'm just saying. I, if they start doing hold-ups and everything like that, I'd recommend stopping them.

But if they're just trying to help out the needy, and this is the best option, our teammates doesn't seem to mind. But if they move to more drastic means, I'd recommend intervening, possibly talking to them. I think we'll be OK. We'll look after everything for the time being.

Is it just you two have been here or? They're technically five of us. Two of them are out of state. And I think Arthur probably slept in.

Arthur is currently sleeping in. Two of them are college interns who are interning here at this time. OK. Well, we will do what we can.

We'll set up a temporary base of operations and work out here, I guess, when you need us, let us know. That's nobody to come back, so we can go do our thing elsewhere. All right. Thank you so much again.

This means a lot. It's nice to know that he was a woman to help out other heroes in those cities. Not around the phone. I don't phone and get the contact information with who.

With any of them. Do you know if she seems to be the, yeah? Do you know if you know he's willing to do it? As is Red Sun Won.

The one girl you don't recognize who's not in a super outfit, so she doesn't have a phone. Megagas doesn't feel comfortable with it and skates like, not in your life. She's like, we got another name. We got another name.

Cool. Do I know who I know who Gina Iron is just from, like, not with being associated with her dad, but what I have known about those stuff she did in Ruby Ritter? Not particularly. And you don't, yeah, not particularly.

So I don't know that she's like a good cat or anything. Well, I mean, she flies around in a robot suit. I mean, just because, you know, she, hex does like technology. So if it was one of those things where she was like a known tech person, she would have that.

I mean, I guess that you can assume that's her ability. If fan of your work, I really like how you did this kind of thing. Cool. They all give their pleasantries and then take off.

All right. We got that. So should we did? I still think we should take a teleport belt.

Arthur won't let me have it. But I think if you ask him, he might like you. I'm like, but I also had an idea. I think did Parker mentioned passive Camelot transphors wherever he goes?

What? Did Camelot, he can summon it. Oh, he can say it follows it. It doesn't follow.

Another option that we have is Camelot, of course. He said he can summon it wherever he goes. That's kind of why I asked him to come along with me. We don't have to get up there.

It's not that hodge. I mean, I just think it would be easier to have a smaller piece of technology. I don't know what's holding Camelot up there. It feels like magic.

But I also don't know what kind of precautions that the Lin Island has. Because it could be. We don't even know if we're going to the Lin Island. We could be going to England.

I've had a lot of them using England. I have a feeling that we're probably going to end up going to there. I don't know. Let's get all the teammates here.

Where the hell have they been, anyway? I like to imagine that they are doing their annual check-in. This usually happens after the others a couple of weeks with the Intense. Yeah, but that's usually done with telecommuting.

Well, you did see how old school they were, right? They gave them nice math. They gave them nice technology. But no, nobody likes the toys that I make for them.

Back to Arthur Pod and Methro. Well, you guys get home with Rudy Day. Pat Mattress and tell him he did a good job. As you're arriving there, you see Arthur, he's like, oh, I'm on the balcony or whatever.

And Camelot's floating above you, as of course. And as you're arriving, he's waving to you. And then he just kind of blinks out and disappears. As does Camelot.

Oh, neat. What's the weather like? Weather's pretty temperate. Like it stops snowing.

It's not snowing there anymore. OK, that's good. It's more seasonally appropriate. Yeah, more seasonally appropriate.

Most of the snow has melted at this point. I mean, there's still a few snow banks because of the plows, you know, build it up and then it ices over and went out. So I mean, there's still some remnants of snow, but it's also gone. Oh, cool.

I guess Arthur is going somewhere for a bit? He just vanished. Oh, well, I mean, he's probably got some place to be. You know, he's king.

You know, he's got to be all kingly. I mean, I wasn't really looking forward to coming back and call him by leash again. You know what I mean? Kind of had enough of high society recently.

Hopefully he's back in time for the his appointment. Oh, right. Dr. Jameson.

Yeah, that's going to be really super important. Yeah. Super liminal messaging. I suppose we head inside and we got to set up this new tech that we got.

Yeah, set up our fancy laptop. Hey, knock knock. Are so and hey, we're back. It's just hard.

Not hard stuff. Whatever. Hard. Hi, everybody.

Hi. Hey, I got some good news for you. What's that? We're going to increase your productivity at least two fold.

Oh, how? Welcome to the 21st century of computing. Oh, and I present the laptop and we didn't steal it. And Kate's doing the motions with the hands.

I guess I welcome that. I mean, I almost spent a computer science before I decided to. Yeah, I can do that. That's great.

Cool. Nice. Thank you. We appreciate you and what you do.

We brought back a similar deep zah. Oh, good. That reheats well. Just throw it in the oven.

You can't definitely don't microwave that. Yeah, right, right. OK, and then Rudy V'day gets kind of settled in. He's like, you don't mind if I say you for a while.

Oh, you want to hang here or you can chill my whole out back? I don't know. I'm getting kind of used to beds. I mean, they are pretty great.

Yeah. So we made new friend. Did we miss anything while we were gone? Oh, who are you asking?

Earth. She's like, oh, not much. I mean, no one has checked in a while. So I don't really know what's going on with Elementor or HEX.

I haven't. Oh, my gosh. We really should text them. Yeah, text, HEX, and go, hey, we're back from bug hell.

Did we miss anything? Send text. I also send Elementor the same text. We have a group chat, right?

We just do the same group chat. Oh, true. Yeah, we do. We do.

The only person not in it is Artic. We got a phone. He's I mean, we got him a jitter bug. So yeah.

Yeah. I text back. Glad you're back. We have a situation.

Oh, cool. I say out loud in this text message. Sorry, I keep going. I'm going to keep reading this text message.

I informed them of what's happening, of the fact that we have to go to wherever with these hit men. And hopefully, Artic was going to be able to come with me. And hopefully, you guys will be able to go on Camelot. Because I don't think we've noticed yet.

Oh, go ahead. Just type and say this simultaneously. That Camelot was here when we got here. But now it's gone.

We saw it, are there, and now they're gone. And we're friends with Rudevie. I send a selfie with the empty space in the background where Camelot normally is. And Kate is giving the peace sign.

Doo-says. For some reason, you just feel it yourself. Fuck! Where do you want us to meet you so we can discuss this?

Well, we're home. Where are you? Kate, I hope you don't mind that I'm narrating this. I'm typing it out.

So we go to there, loft? You guys plan to meet back at home then? Yes. OK.

You go there. Everybody's all muted up. Hey, anybody want some reheated deeps up? We have one slice, which is enough to feed all of us for a week.

I'm good for now. Gross, no. Hex, this is Jimmy Deeps Us famous Deeps. Have you never had authentic deeps up from Ironton?

How dare you? You guys are so sad. You know you could come up to my house in Off Cook Free, right? It's the original Deeps U location.

We had a intense karaoke battle in order. Where the fuck did you guys go to Ironton? It was yesterday, today. Today, it was today.

I was in jail. It was a pit stop. Oh cool. You like use your one phone call or anything to let us know.

I called my mom so that she called my lawyer. Well, I didn't drop the soap, did you? I mean, jail not praising the curve. We didn't know.

Of guys, can we get back on track, please? Oh, yes. What? OK, where the hell are we going?

So we have a small situation and some of it revolves around. Arthur, what do you mean Arthur was waving at you and then blinked out of existence? We're going to take it. OK, let's not glaze over the fact that we killed a bug god.

I mean, can we get some props for that? Wait, what? You killed a god? I mean, I killed an ice woman.

Well, I mean, he was like a prophet and he had the power to grow. It was like, you ever seen the Power Rangers? It's like when we were supposed to like make my monster grow and then she throws her staff and then the monster gets real big. He killed a mega guardian monster.

And then I totally had dope, like, fly-swatter hands. It was really great and missed out. Yeah. I can mind-control big books, too.

Was it actual god? Well, we stopped the part where he became a god and invaded the surface of the planet. Yeah. OK, thank you all.

That's one small problem we don't have to deal with. Small, yeah, small problem. Giant bug, yeah. Yeah, totally small.

Yeah. NBD. So, typical Tuesday. Well, you guys fought, you know, you guys fought Elsa and we fought giant bugs.

But you know, hey, that's fun. We're just going to let it go. Ah, die high five. We fought Elsa times three.

I murdered someone. We're going to go into the unknown at the moment and talk about how we are about to go meet up with the person who wants to be dead or alive. Is the unknown like a real place? Do we know where this is?

No, no, I think it's Villar Island. Oh, well, we know where that is. Wait, you know where Villar Island is? It's not a map.

Alex, is it really? If you have the right map, it's like in the Bermuda Triangle right here between Bermuda and the other two points in the triangle. Do you have the right map? Yeah, Google Maps.

So anyway, two hitmen, a partner team named Bangas and Mash. Marsh? I beg your pardon? Mash.

Like the monster mash. You know, like sausage and mashed potatoes. OK. Well, why don't they just call themselves sausage and mashed potatoes?

I don't know. I'm going to be going with them willingly. Hopefully, well, all of the other ones come with me and we're going to go to their location and see the person that wants me that wants me. I'm going to be super honest.

You know, Bangas and Mash sounds really like loot. You probably should change their names. I know, right? Can we not focus on that and focus on the fact that there is a real threat and that Ronni has still got a hit out on her and we are still trying to figure that shit out?

Wait, Ronni's got a hit on her. Who's hitting on her? I thought you knew that. Did we?

Yes. You knew about this. We were snowing snow last time, I remember. No, no, you knew about this because it was on villain stream.

Oh, yeah. By the way, whoever the fuck is doing this, hacked into my shit. And I got them out, but they called me the H word. Hilda?

Is it X? Oh, yeah. Hellion. Yes, you, Hellion.

Hero. Fuck you. No, I'm not. Guys, I'm going to be super honest.

This is a square for you. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You see Katie's covering her ears with his hands. It hurts my constitution.

Roll better. Also, who the hell is the hot button? OK, first off, that's rude. Rude of V-Day, but it's rude to say that about you.

I'm sure his body temperature is quite normal. But it's true. You know what? Never mind.

Hi, my name is Hex. I swear a lot. Forgive me. And the assassin.

Don't call her a hero apparently, though. She like hangs out with us a lot. Fight crime and all that. Hello, Rude of V-Day.

Hello, Rude of V-Day. I have that on my mind for some reason. Hello, Rude of V-Day. I'm sorry.

I keep mispronouncing your name. Your accent makes everything sound weird. I know, really? It's really bad.

Right. Hey, Rude of V-Day. I got a real question for you. Do you have another name, like a non-super name?

I mean, it's a super name, but do you have a Monday? Yes. You know? Can we call you?

Can we give you a nickname if not? I mean, I like Chuck. Or Rudy. You can call me Chuck, I guess.

That works. Chuck. Chuck Rudy. All right, Rude, Chuck.

All right, I'm going to write that right here in my notebook. Rude of V-Day equals Chuck. Moving along. Ronnie, you're not going to the island alone, because I'll go with you.

We'll figure something out. Well, I was about to inform them that I had giving you a new assignment. It's off. It's out of town.

I have called in back up to watch over the city while we are out of town. And that the mayor has something wonky about so at the moment. The one here? Yes.

You know what's weird is like, it's not, like, when we were out of town just now, it was not an issue. But now we have to have another team here. Well, it wasn't an issue because Ronnie and Arthur and I were here. Oh.