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Jul 3, 2020 1 hr 32 min

Young Sentinels #7

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A dealy(ish) encounter with the feeloading 5 leaves the group a bit worse for the wear. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Arthropod (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Elemancer (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Mithral (Zak - @bioha7ard), Hex (Bailee - @Ironicadventure) and King Aurthor (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony Srimongkolkul, Tony S, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert, Gwynn, Ben C, Hunter, Ben A, Trans Fur Productions, Logan B, Zackary, Jesse, Case

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She likes to record almost immediately because she likes to get goofs and do cold open cool open you did last time It's insane. I occasionally leave some of the goose and I usually leave like the really stupid ones Or the ones that are just like so off topic that they just need to not be in actual story I put them towards the end right so when we're talking about the small people you can mention That's all going in the end if it goes anywhere if it goes anywhere I should go in the beginning well, then you edit the other side, you know what I have the time at the moment But do you have the skills? Do you have that time? Oh, oh, there we got it Hello and welcome to another episode of Young Sentinels I Am Your Game Master.

Happy Puke today with me. I have five Silly clowns we've got Muscles this week er Matthew playing Arthur opa We've got peanut butter the Malvoi mark playing Arthur who wants a balloon animal we've got bubbles Bailey playing Great Kelly. Hey, that was nice. You can call me hexer once Yeah, hi, I don't do clowns.

This is my hell do clowns at all Clowns and masks out freakin out really bad. Oh, well, I'm sorry. Well, then switching tack. We're doing mines now We've got the mime a two mimes.

I'm saying two mimes. Oh, why wasn't any clowns? They're just saying words. There's Marcel So and uh sign the Bob and mister Or some or so.

Yeah, Marcel was so mad at you playing Yeah Marcel was so more so more so more so or so or so mad at playing Hi, it's me. I can't do a mine. Goofs as soon as you talk you're in the goofs yet. I know And we've got the silent ones act way See I'm silent so it goes with the good He's silent but that's a no if I was gonna say I would make the whole episode just him being silent for 30 minutes And then Alex starts now that's all it I That's how we edited lobster cast basically lobster cast was those kind of joke look I can be quite 30 minutes I can try that All right, so we are a real play face podcast.

This is a patreon show based on some youth Well, mostly you's except for magic to side not play you trying to make their way in the superhero world out of the town of Garnet Rapids It's conical everything else in the speed and would somebody on the cast like to let us know what happened last episode on the Gotta be honest. I don't remember. I have no I have no they're not very good notes Alright, well, you're not like to correct me because this is can and if I say it so there's a karaoke battle Arthropod wins the girl and arthropod head back to Garnet Rapids North Dakota Hex and Elemancer are helping make super team gr. I don't know that is give hearth the new tech and check on the rest Rita vina equals Chuck hex gives gifts We are prepping to go to villain island backup super team is red sun one Gina irons loli and cicada I wrote operation arthropod Which I remember is me using my the device that hex gave me to make me look like Arthur so that I can pretend to be Arthur Or when we went to villain island we we go we go to villain island and we meet with a man who goes by the name word of mouth It was an enemy of the visionary and that's what I did Visionary was my mentor and I have to find him basically Yeah, because the word of mouth has been sending people to come get me and and our and our mayor has been taken over by Vampus you apparently have a vampire problem.

We have a vampire problem Also, I found out that fucking Kate doesn't know what he's being flirted with and it's my numbingly annoying I'm not shocked by that. It's a fucking idiot. No shit You say that myth real is dense He's not malleable I can work with that Whole team is there the backup team that you called in are like we're gonna get going let you solve your problems If you just watch everything let us know but we've got other other places to be other places to go And they uh hey, thanks. We appreciate you coming over and giving us a hand Yeah, they uh all of you whoever is speaking you specifically Yeah, yeah, all right.

No problem. See you guys later. Have a good one. They take off I was really nice when we're done A bomb has been dropped on you that you've got a vampire problem in your town You guys are standing around in a loft that kind of been vacated by this other team and Arthur pops into the existence Oh, hey, there you are.

So there's something wrong with the mayor. Yeah, we just found that out What the fuck where did you go? I I don't know what we go to the island for like 20 minutes and already you're you're swearing all over the place I don't know we were planning to go to the island. No, we already went you disappeared Hmm.

We went you disappeared as we were all nowhere there you were supposed to be Destructing a little it's it may be good information from I think it was bangers. What was it? Tangers bangers it rings a bell me wanting to go but me disappearing. I don't quite remember that whatsoever at all We did we done did the thing Yeah, it's okay.

We already handled the thing. We know what we're doing We have a new problem the mayor has been possessed or enthralled by a vampire Let's move on The good thing is we've been growing garlic in the garden Kate has already started widdling snakes I feel like we have like more than one new problem Is a vampire to be considered magic? Ooh, good question Can I roll arcana to figure out about a vampire's weakness or anything like that? Yeah, you can you can you can all roll or or or lower our comma's not scale but you roll lower But I mean this still else I got a plus one on lower I also have a plus two um, I rolled really bad so I got a a negative one or a four if you let me use arcana I have a plus four and I rolled zeros on alvedice I have a plus two for lore on vamps So you get you know everybody knows Everybody knows vampires a little bit from like what you would get from um Like I was gonna say social media, but like jim pop culture Yeah, the the media all of it the media and pop culture you get it Pretty sure you have a general idea of vampires.

I have nothing in lore and I cut a plus two And watch is a lot of Buffy It's not called Buffy. It's toughy Is there anything we know that is like definitively true or is it all is it all just kind of like general superstition based on? Right generally true sunlight is not good for vampires. It's a suppose sunlight They need to be invited into places.

Uh, they drink blood Does the serious typical methods to kill a vampire wick or do we need to burn them on social media as well? Typical methods from your knowledge Probably working that doesn't give me anything for holy water garlic keeps stopping those six. We'll get the garlic I'm gonna roll around in like a graveyard. It'll like it'll like grave soil I'm assuming you can just decapitate it.

I can also reflect sunlight off of my body It'll be perfect if it's during the day If only we have somebody that used the light as a weapon. Yes, all of you guys had a friend That doesn't it doesn't track. No, you couldn't possibly know anybody No one alive. Hey, hey that episode is out.

She's confirmed still alive. Matthew. Don't don't listen to the podcast I listen to weird adventures. Yeah, okay.

She's got episodes out carries on weird adventures now. Who's Gary molly? Are you? Molly doesn't know who Gary?

Oh, who's Gary? Thank you molly Is your first character? Yes It's the character that I literally play. The booger is stuck to her arm or something.

No, you're just fucking with him Okay, so what are you guys doing? We're prepping for for vamp hunting. Exactly. Oh, yeah, you're gonna Very important question.

What time of day is it? Yeah, I was gonna say that to you. Uh, it's it's uh early in the day All right, we have most of today to work if that's the case Do we have do we have any idea besides mayor vampire like of any situation of other vampires or maybe a lab or Ask them about anything like if they had information about where they track them to they didn't have much They had come across the vampires at night. They're like, oh, you guys got an infestation problem going on lady Lady Gretchen, is there any chance you could possibly use your magical tome to check out night, uh Video in an old and aged type thing to find out if there are people stalking around or anything like that.

Yeah, I can do some some searches I don't have too many um cameras up, but I've been letting my drones patrol Uh, so I should have some footage to see if we can look for suspicious stuff. Uh, okay to raise this Uh shouldn't we do it in the day when they're like not as strong But what i'm saying is if we can find out where they are by looking at the footage We figure out where they are now do it in the day Yes, because they're going to come out more at night than they would be a day. So we could possibly see them leaving a place where they're at They mostly come out at night mostly Ha So you said there's multiple things besides the vampires what's our problem? Oh, you're gone.

You're gone. We don't know where you were I wasn't gone. I just for some reason people forgot me apparently for a day or so Oh, um, I have to track down my old I have to track down my old ventor that's been missing for two years ever since uh, an accident So this that's otherwise careless whispers that are going to continue to monster vomas Yeah, I can't can't deal with any whispers without any chairs So vampires and mentor got oh is rita baga still around or do you leave? Yeah?

Chuck Chuck Chuck's good. We like oh, yeah, we haven't you two me. He's back. He's back at you guys actual house You guys are laughing the other team was renting house.

We have an actual house You have your apartment. I thought our apartment was a lot. Yes, you have a base You have a base of operations I thought we had a laser tag place aloft and all of Camelot You people you people weren't didn't cordially allowed in the state your place while they were helping me out We have Camelot we have the place that Cassandra was at all right problem number one We need to consolidate on all our spaces. What if we move Camelot above above laser dome?

It's floating. I keep telling you guys to just move to my base Ah I have better technology though. Does Camelot have a caution room? What have we find a way to put the loft on top of the laser dome and Camelot on top of the loft?

I like that plan. Let's do that plan. Call it. We call it the laser The laser moon with laser tag If Arthur will allow me access to Camelot, I can move the technology from my base into Camelot And then we can use Camelot as a base There I have no problem with you moving your things into Camelot You're just not allowed in certain rooms that Ronnie doesn't want you in because they have technology that's locked up That's fine.

It's whatever just just mark whichever room I'm not allowed to go in My only issue is if what happened earlier happens again and Arthur and Camelot disappear. We're out our base Again, I never disappeared. I was here the whole time. Sure.

I have something to say. Let's let Let's let's X or examine the build, but she can't take the technology out of the room. Okay She's really standing right behind you like ah I she has gained my trust a little bit for me to let her have access to technology That's what hex is gonna hug you, but she's so much taller than you that it's just your head is right here Just right. That's rude.

I make all my characters my same height. So stop pulling me short. I have a six two I know she's six two. I am also six and I'm widdling so visionary We're going to look for vampires and we're doing a moving day to move everything into Camelot Sure, I would like yes.

I agree to this so we do it. All right, so cool that we agree that That can probably wait in in game time when you just call that our base in the meantime Let's prepare and figure out what's going on with the vamp problem. So are you all waiting tonight? I think we're doing some level of research and preparation I asked hex to look into like her camera because there are cameras around town you said before to see if she sees anything of them coming out from anywhere Yeah, I was literally just gonna pull up like a Tony Stark screen and look for footage of suspicious movements and that kind of stuff.

Give me an investigate Don't have to have a plus three all right you notice that some suspicious activity centered around like the industrial area Just that area specific or it doesn't look like it. Okay. I mean there's suspicious area activity But or there's suspicious activity everywhere but that spot or that area is specifically a little more suspicious Okay, was this where I was gonna say is that close to where cobblestone was beating up? Uh, no, okay Can I roll lower to see if that particular part of the town is more abandoned?

Yeah, yeah, you know There's an old company that used to make like tanks for the military, but kind of went to fun Yeah, I was with a but it went to fun a long time ago So like it's got a it's got a big old um section of property where they used to drive tanks around and test like treads and stuff Like they used to build engine tanks and so that is big hunk of land that used to drive tanks around It's all fenced in with barbed wire and like a big facility and then like an office building attached to it Then I'm going to share all that information and like as I am I'm pulling up like schematics and blueprints and like looking for areas that would be Easier to get in and out of unnoticed. I wonder if these vampires are going to make this town cold like the other It looks like they're hanging out at the tank yard. It's pretty abandoned. Oh, which makes sense pretty open I'm looking for points of entry.

This does seem like a place that they would always be at So if it's daytime right now should we go stock it out and let's stock it out But look around seeing if we can see anything take it out. No, no, you're right. Stop it out That might actually be a good idea If you guys want we can swing by the laser tag and I can pick up a few more of my dry ones ambience and Because I don't fight really well, but he at least has a laser you have do you have some infrared drones? Uh, I could probably whip some out Okay, but here's the thing is like she doesn't actively make weapons she makes things that she thinks are I don't think an infrared drone is a weapon.

Yeah, but I don't think that's something that she would like automatically think to make She probably has ones that have night vision. So probably wouldn't I'm trying to play my character correctly. You'll shit. All right, so What are you doing specifically?

We're gonna go get stuff for I think hacks and then head over there. Right is what sounds like yes? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, okay Are you are you doing any prep work before you go or like taking any time or you're going there directly? Well, she gets her stuff we could work on stakes and stuff or garlic or any other suspicious things that we know about them Yeah, make a shit on a holy water in the back. Is anybody here holy? No, no one here is holy.

I was touched I was technically could be oh, I might be okay just making bandoliers of space for everyone Thank you. I mean my grandmother is a witch. She could probably make holy water Technically in the eyes of the church she is not She's saying what also going by vampire lord Wouldn't she have to be you have to believe in the holiness of the thing that you're using to say or do think do it anyways You would yourself would have to be very Christian. I mean there is such a thing as a Christian witch I'm not but I'm just saying all right.

So you guys are preparing stuff. Are you gonna get ready in any other way? Are you just like sharpening six and make a man of yours? I mean What do you want me to say?

I'm meditating on my elements? I just I'm gonna actually ask them if they would like to come up and get some chainmail armor for my armory Maybe to protect their necks and things like that. Yes If you guys would like to come up here and then that way, you know If they come on to you, they possibly would have to bite through something harder I would like to know if there are any fireflies that emanate some sort of UV light UV light Yeah, like like you know like olive lade where they have like yeah, uh underworld where they have like UV light No, I don't think I don't think lightning bugs admit UV light Even in your fiction world. Yeah, even in the fiction world Congretta Kelly makes some UV grenades.

I was gonna say can I make some flash grenades? Is that what you're gonna spend time doing? You're spending time doing that? Alright, you're spending time making fun of boy.

Um Yeah, can I be consecrated by a priest of my fire? Is holy no just just get yourself some access so you can take the heads off. Come on now. It's not that hard No, it's not the point I can just eat his legs heads off.

So everybody's getting prepared and stuff It's been a while since arthropod and Kate have been home So like you guys are going to your home getting ready to go do some whatever whatever if we're in the loft That's our yes, my crazy. I thought the loft was where we live the loft is where you live It is also where you guys originally had your face because you didn't have anything else right? Right, but like this is the first time you've been home in a long time. Right.

I changed my clothes Okay, so Kate real quick Kate you're taking your shower change your clothes getting fresh and upper whatever and when you step out of the shower On the mirror fog has fogged up a mirror But there is like a very long equation as like as if somebody with their finger had written all over the mirror There's like a bunch of numbers and letters and shapes Uh, Kate stares at it for a while and goes This is a math thing And then he takes a picture of it with his phone and he says I'll ask for a kill about this Yeah I'm like that you're like it's a math thing stares at it for a few minutes All as smart person it's math probably now here's okay. How low is the mirror when you took the picture? He's got a towel wrapped around his finger longer. He's wearing he's wearing the towel on his waist Low enough that you see the vicious B look I'm just asking because depending on that is how quickly she's gonna realize there's math in the picture So you guys all freshened up you got a flash grenade to guess and you are headed to the tank factory in daytime.

Yes Yeah, all right. Um, are you sneaking there or anything? Are you just going full force? I will sneak us there.

So we should still probably sneak but if we're going at daytime, it's probably Less necessary if we're going to if we're going to enter the building then we start sneaking. Yeah outside Arthur pod doesn't care. Well, I'll say about this about possibly sneaking is they may have minions who are not like them who could be watching over that Can I let a drone out and like look for guards or security cameras? Yes.

Yep All right, so you let it run out if you find there are you find outside there are four people walking around Do they look familiar or they do not look familiar to you? No, if you want a description of them, let me know I mean I would like a search in all right. There are there is one guy who's dressed in kind of like some slacks and a shirt He's got a RPG strapped to his back. Oh fuck.

Oh, Lord. There is an African woman with like a belt with some skulls on it There is another African American woman with a Hawaiian shirt and a sword And there's also looks like a drone that's kind of shaped like a head flying next them And they're all kind of walking around so it looks like they have some kind of team guarding the building Can I run like a facial recognition software to see if I recognize any of these people on which one On any of them all of them specifically the lady with souls because that one's good Um, do you describe them out loud? Oh, yeah, I'm showing you guys all these entities. Can I also roll lore sure?

I got a plus one. I got a six. Well fuck you Get the mattress and I'll just generally fly Uh are we far enough away that if I whistle it won't bring any attention? Yeah, you guys send a drone So you're far away.

I whistle and call that call mattress All right, so All right, so that's it from the images you see you can you don't recognize them any any of them specifically But you do know that the one with skulls under belt has a lot of voodoo Materials and such with her so because like you know magic So like you can tell that she's probably some voodoo recess some sort I'm gonna wait for Uh, Greta to something which she knows all right Greta you roll the six on facial recognition. Yes. I did there comes across The guy with the rpg comes up. Um, the others do not Um, the guy with rpg comes up and his name is joseph Myers He is well known crook blows things up with rpg You get the information that he uh wanted to write comic books for a popular gum company But then when he found out that those gum companies were not making those comics anymore He went kind of crazy and started blowing things up Did you make a joke with sugo face villain?

Did you really? Oh my god, why mark mark is this one yours? This is an Alex one. Yeah, this is mine The one with the skulls does it do magic.

That's all I can tell you from this. Yeah. Yeah, he's a vivive Uh Kate is already sitting on mattress waiting for the go to fly I think we should wait on that because we don't know what the other two do and one of them has a flaming sword No, the the sword is not flaming. The sword is a normal sword.

Oh still magic It's a sword. I feel like i've heard about the one in the lion's shirt, but I don't know All right, so we've got sort sword girl voodoo queen rpg And then in finna face. It's like a little robot head Can I roll to see if I can like back hack into the robot head without him noticing me You can give it a shot. All right, that is six Okay, so you are trying to hop hack into the robot head mithril and arthabadi you are upon the mattress Are you guys going or are you just staying there for now?

I mean it makes sense if like if he's hacking this this head like it would be distracting to them So they might not be looking like up Kate Kate is motioning to arthabadi to get on the mattress Do you want to go? Yeah, I gotta get high. I mean you could enter from the other side of the compound because they're hordes together Yeah, that's what I mean really realistically. I think we would be off access from where they are I figured we fly above the clouds so they can't see us and then we dip down Like if they're on the south side of the building we reply from the north Okay, so you guys are like flying and waiting for a signal to go.

I was gonna say just like go to the roof. Yes To the north. Yeah, okay. We do the thing.

All right, so you're flying. Are you attacking or are you waiting for a second? Yeah, I was trying to land on the roof of the building so we can see if we can collect any more info Oh, the mattress still has its invisibility belt. Oh, hell yeah What does that mean?

You're the built the mattress is invisible that you guys know because Kate and I were invisible while we were on the mattress When we were following you guys roll me some see I have a I have a plus or one plus whatever the mattress is Kate is screaming in the air I should have made mattress staff. Damn it. So you guys it doesn't seem like you were noticed All right, so runny arthur and hex are still on the ground doing hacking. Are there are you doing anything different because arthur pot and no Because besides them explaining to me what's going on no one's ever said here's our plan of what we do So I'm just waiting right like no one's talk to me.

So I assume I saw those two fly off So what I'm going to suggest is all right. I assume we have communicators So I'm going to put my hand up to my communicator and I'm going to say this all right boys This is my suggestion. We're going to run distraction down here while you two sneak in and see if there are vampires in there Gather any information you can and potentially take out the vampires or get information from the vampires on how to reverse the mind control understand Okay, vampires work inside considering the fact it's daylight and they have a sunlight allergy yes But like they can still be like awake and still like No, because if they have to be in the cough I don't know break all the windows and try to get as much natural light in there as you can Why don't you destroy the roof while going in? Oh, yes, can I punch the roof?

I face one little bit before putting my hand back to my ear I gave my suggestion as what you guys should do the mayor is under the control try to figure out as much as you can about what their plot is Before trying to stop them. All right, Alex. I would like to roll bug for Turmites is it a wood roof is the question you should ask okay, what are you trying to do with termites? All I know is I got a lot of conflicting information.

So it's like destroy the roof. Okay, I can I could like eat wood All right, so you're trying to summon termites to eat the roof. Yeah, okay It's gonna take a while because it is a large factory in office building. So like there's a lot of roof to be eaten Right, but you know this might take a while.

So I just do it All right. This is like a long-term project This could be a contingency plan if we have to to bug out then I can Have to call in contractors and everything it's gonna be a whole thing Also, we never said that we were gonna get done this game session. We're planning to go for four or five sessions on this Yes, I mean, is this our bit now is and so we make this last for four or five episodes. Are we anime?

Cade and our spot on the roof summoning termites. So realistically what we're probably do is look for like a roof access Like a door or something that leads to like a stairwell that goes into the building. Yeah, there's a roof access Can we access it? Yeah, are you gonna do that now then?

We find the door and then I go and say all right We we found like a door that goes inside. All right. Now here's my suggestion. You guys are your own heroes and can do whatever you want But it's not my experience.

I was just going to sneak again Well, we prepare to run destruction for you guys. All right cool Like do we have like a is like a ghost sign is like a Yeah, I will um release a flare When you hear the sound the sounds of battle going on. That's when you go. Does this door you guys are looking at having any kind of control panels or anything?

It's just the door. It looks like a door like a door with a handle. Just curious. I don't know if it's locked or not I test the handle.

Is it locked? Nope. It's unlocked. It's a miracle.

Please check the traps I roll trap. It's my rule to detect rants arthur and elements are you guys are down by a gr With the the structural integrity of this building cool. Just in case Other part. Rony, Rony something to keep control of the termites.

I'm rolling bug Uh, I rolled very poorly on that. So I got I got a plus one to bug Okay, so you lose control of a contingent of termites Um, and they they come crawling up to Kate and they start making shapes They're like crawling into different shapes and numbers and letters. Oh, uh, do I recognize that I have lost Contact with them. Yes.

Uh, can I roll notice or something to see the shapes? Yeah, rony notice while he's doing that. Does it look like the shapes I saw earlier? Uh similar.

Yes, uh two on my notice. Yeah, you notice you notice you lost control of these There's some sort of weird energy coming out of somewhere that is taking control of these particular termites Kate takes another picture because the universe just wants me to take math again and I don't know if I can handle that Look math math is like super important. It's like it's like how you do your taxes Yeah, but I'm not good at math and these bugs and the mirror they all want me to math So so Alex as far as like the shapes or anything based on by noticing am I able to interpret anything from what they're doing or Give me just give me a straight up roll of the diet. Okay.

Like I like investing Yeah, just give me straight up roll the dice That's even worse. Uh, that is a just a straight up minus one. No, you can't seem to interpret it It seems all completely nonsensical to you. Hey, Kate.

You realize that like the longer you take math the more it looks like english because all the numbers become letters That's the work of Satan He's starting he's holding his head. All right Kate Kate texts the picture of the bugs and the mirror to Greta kelly and says hey, no, you're busy But when you get a chance could you do my math homework for me? Uh, thanks again, uh train emoji lightning bolt emoji snowman emoji. I'm done with you I don't even look at the picture.

I just send him back you owe me pizza and a movie He says cool. I've got some I got a deeps of place we can hit What did you roll for the hacking? Oh, hex six. Okay.

All right. So you start hacking you you access a terminal and it seems like almost too easy I don't like this at all What this is this is this is too easy. This thing is any kind of cinchants. It would definitely definitely do not be this easy Is it possible?

Is it dummy count that he's using to lower you into a trap? Roll me a notice Uh plus two all right. You you notice that there's a new background running application on what the device you're using? Oh, that's nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Not again. I immediately start trying to get rid of whatever weird application that is Yeah, that's just what I thought this thing is no good and I'm gonna hit the kill switch on my tablet so that it releases the equivalent of a worse worm into the The bot okay, are you so the device you're using are you gonna continue using that device? Uh no as soon as I realize that it's compromised I'm going to disconnect from the bot and just wipe it completely. Okay.

You try to wipe it You try to wipe it completely and it starts back up. Yeah, whatever that thing is it's just it's smarter than I am and I don't like it Um blow up Have you tried trying it on and off? Nope. Nope.

Nope. Not again. Not again. And then I'm just gonna take it and throw it up in the air I'm gonna look directly at elementary and go pull and then throw it I will shoot it with a fireball all right you blow up the device cool That kind of gives away our element of surprise.

Oh, so when did we ever have an element of surprise? You have elements on your side. That's not bad Hey, okay. Is that is that is that the flare?

It's it's time I open the door The three on the ground are running in and the two on the roof are going into the door before I get to the two on the roof You three you go running in when you see these four beings because one of them is a robot head drone They're standing there watching you run at them. They're not really they don't see they seem non-plus Sorry, no offense me being able to non-plus. What does that mean? They're you're running at them and they're just kind of like okay.

Why are these people running at us? Thank you not a bother was given Yeah, they don't seem they don't seem bothered. They're not chuffed. Okay Further record.

I'm not running because I'm squishy squishy. I've sent beans the robot dog again Beans because he's from Boston dynamics All right, they're watching you run at them. I'm going to run at them at full speed screaming As soon as I get up to when I notice like really close that they're not doing anything I'll stop right nose to nose with one of them at random wherever you want to say I'm close to and we're like oh, I'm sorry We believe they're vampire series is any true to this because you seem not worried and we thought you were gone to something They all just kind of look at each other than look at you guys. Ronnie.

Do you say or do anything? How to me feels like they're mind-controlled at the moment so I want to run up and also stop by him and say So how is this gonna go down? You're gonna tech us? What are we gonna start attacking you?

They all kind of turn to each other like hold on Just a minute and they all turn to each other and they start doing rock paper scissors Do you want okay? He's a better question. He's a better question. You want to do two one twos one on one How do you want to do this the guy with rpgs like hold on hold on kid?

I'm not a kid so um we uh I'm pretty sure one of us can handle both of y'all so we're just we're just trying to figure it out Just give us a minute and they start playing rock paper so okay. No problem take as much time as you need Yeah, oh, you want to discuss how to shoot for this? No, I believe we'll fight whoever they put in front of us They could take us on apparently one on two which is probably hard No shit's given I know what so they think that we're we can can't handle our own shit Oh no, I thought for us. I assume it's gonna be hard for us.

I mean look at that I mean, I mean I guess you're right. I mean look how tough and powerful they look Oh, I'm shivering right now. This isn't you of course It seems like the girl in the Hawaiian shirt and sword wins the other the other three kind of backup and uh she kind of cracks her neck She cracks her knuckles. She's like Already I'm gonna look at everything and say do you want do you want to have a first one?

See if she'll just swing at her first well technically a king never follow so I'll swing Oh, okay All right, and I will follow suit to my leash I just gotta say I'm going first because that's my machine I know it is I will least wait for if she don't wait for me to draw my sword. I'll wait for her to draw hers before I attack How about she currently does not have her sword drawn she seems to be semi focused on something both of you roll me physique Okay, physique. Okay. Uh, I got a plus five.

I got a plus five as well. Okay. You notice that it's getting quite warm around you Uh, I guess it's now what is it? It's temperature of powers or fire.

There's no fire temperature Okay, well, I'll attack her because it sounds it feels like she went for me first. So I'm gonna go I'll take a swing at her with the swing not going for like a killer glory thing I just like trying to do a knockout. Okay, uh, roll me a swing I got a plus five for my fight on that. She also got plus five She she parries she pulls her sword as you swing and she parries your swing.

Ah Is it possible for me to follow up with a water blast? Yeah, go take your turn Maddy. Don't forget you have your arcane battery. That's for if I want to do doubles, which I don't feel the situation calls for you I'm just just reminded I know thank you Uh, I got a Plus six for our comment for magic.

Do you just throw in a water blast at her? Yeah, I brought a blast All right, you hit her with a water blast She gets hit with a water blast on her turn. She seems to do nothing both of you make a physique minus three Minus three. Yes.

I hate Hawaiian punch. I got a zero. I got a plus one plus one Okay, Arthur. You are at a minus two for all of your skills currently.

Um because it has gotten so welteringly soup She's superheating the air to make you tired. It is your turn Okay, I'm going to first uh grab my the neck of my chain mail and go whoo and let some air get into my chain mail and then I'm going to um With roundie by me. I'm going to kind of step off of her and do a jumping off of her jumping swing down at the girl Okay, go for it. Are you jumping off of me?

Yes. Why not? I'm like oh Minus two. So I got a plus three She got four she parries your swing.

She's gonna Does beans get a turn? Sure Has uh I forgot beans was there. Yep We all did for a moment Everyone always does. I'm not a fighting person.

I have to make things to fight for me Uh, I'm just gonna have uh beans try to run behind her as Arthur is coming forward To kind of try to tabletop her to give our turn advantage. Oh hot day damn hell. Yes. Okay, so that's a five No, um question to you.

Does she have to make some sort of a zebra for the thing to over with its overheating of its like servers or anything? Yes, eventually. Okay, I was just wondering about that because I was like it's a robot Why don't you blow up my beans mark? I'm not I just I am wondering because I just wonder Wonder your head.

All right. Don't fuck me over. There's a plus one advantage for Arthur next time. Okay next term I'm trying to think if it's activating my Arcane battery and doing both a water and wind attack to try to cool down the area would help us at all.

I think it would But you know, I think that's the best idea at the moment So I'm going to look at hex and be like you ready to test out this battery. I've been ready all week All right, and I will activate the battery Thus using one of hexes Yeah, and then I'm going to use both wind and water to try to create like storm To try to cool down the area bit so it's not so hot for all of us to take a Damage or whatever All right, so roll magic that is a plus five. Okay, so you're trying to cool the air down Yeah, I'm trying to cool the area down on her turn you stop it from heating up more So both of you make a physique minus three again because the thing about the same She's trying to make it even hotter. I got a zero good.

So you're still you're still the negative too You said minus three. I got a minus two. All right. You are at negative four for all the rolls Do I need to roll for beans?

Um No, okay Because you need to roll a hey Oh, okay. I can do that because your songs electronic uh Oh, they're not they're not being nice. They said one on two Well, talk to me R2 because they said one on two um six you're struggling to control to keep control of beans I do not like that at all I want to cut to the two on the roof You guys go inside is dark, you know, I'm really surprised that they left the two of us I are on the roof who are really good at fighting and you know, we're just gonna You guys are the ones that wanted to go to the roof. That's weird.

I heard something but I don't know if it matters I could have sworn that I was being sculted that I know I can't I can't sold you all I met I could have swarmed Because books Did you know I can crawl on the walls is that cool? All right, so you guys are headed down roll me some stealths to be heading down Oh, so I'm rolling very poorly today. We're on the dice away. That is a plus one to stealth Uh, what am I doing?

That is a plus two to stealth. All right, you seem it seems like you're not being noticed I like the term seems I mean, how would we know? I thought I always love stealth with Alex. That's what he always says no matter what We're just like we're just sprinting down the stairs It's like duly noted you have rolled a number I to roll number You don't know what that means Alex I want you to paint me a word picture as we have descended.

Let's say a floor This building what what pretty tell do we see? In this building the you have entered into the top part of like the office building area because that's where the roof access was So you come down the stairs and open up into what looks like used to be a large open area office with cubicles Whatnot? There's a few cubicle standing here and they're kind of randomly spreadably placed just papers All over the floor as if it wasn't office building that was abandoned long long ago Then they just didn't clean up. Yeah, they just didn't clean up very just like half this Boosh all paper all over the place uses Yep, you also see a lot of people laying on the floor.

This seems like they're sleeping kind of in piles sporadically all about the building Alex can I go up to the closest one of these About bodies Hey, can I like investigate? Is that a thing sure? Roll me a stealth and then investigate Alex my balls your busting them That's a plus two to stealth Oh, okay, and a A plus three to investigate it will also do this because he's interested. Okay I got a plus one to self and a zero to investigate.

What are you trying to look for on these bodies? So, I mean you said it looks like they're sleeping. Yes, naturally as a hero I believe that sleeping in the middle of the day is a crime Therefore, I want to know if these are healthy bodies or if I can find out something different about them They are close to touch they are pale. They don't seem to be breathing Um They don't seem to be breathing because I don't see like the rise and fall of their chests true.

Yes But not fogging yours No, okay My interpretation of that is as far as arthropod can tell these are dead corpses Yes I will scuttle away from the body and I will go up to cave so that I can I can whisper into his ear something sensual But also disturbing oh my hey gade. I think this is a mass grave Did you look at their teeth to see if they're pointy? I don't want to open their mouths that seem really rude. They're like And I quote cold to the touch and it doesn't look like they're breathing I mean armp vampires kind of like that anyways So like I don't want to like do bad things to these like Set them on fire.

In fact, if we bring the whole thing down, that's probably a good thing But at the same time, I think it's probably a bad idea to just like light a body on fire But I could just like I could take one Alex. I would like to take pictures Of what I see Okay, taking pictures. Uh both of you wrote me a notice Uh that is a plus one to notice plus one to notice We sent the wrong two people to do this job You said the bro squad you hear in the distance a clicky clack Sounds like something is walking but it sounds as if they're nails or claws of some sort walking on the floor Do they have an alliance with the werewolves? Is this a twilight situation?

No setting to werewolves and vampires get a lot. Yeah, they definitely don't Like third book third or fourth fan fake they were working to get it to feed the evil vampire calls Fan fake don't count. Yep. I'm sorry.

I called Twilight fan fake by accident It kind of is also it could be a nose for octo vampire with jr. I fucking nails So you hear the clicky clackety. What do you do? Uh hide?

I also hide but I pull a stake out of my bandolier and I morph my hand into a hammer Okay, a lot of romania self-tide. Well, that is better in that I got a plus three to self I got a plus zero. I've done a lot of rolling and only two of them have been positive so far on the dice So that's that's good. Okay.

Just crouches behind a chair Okay, uh you hear the clicky clacking getting closer Uh, and I'm still high. I don't I don't hide less Same Okay, is this like a notice can we like do a looky look you're gonna do a looky look? Roll me up roll me a notice. I don't want to I don't want to move but I want to I want to see good I got a plus three to notice.

Did you turn your flashlights off? Oh, yeah, oh no. I don't I don't use a flashlight because I got I got like bug. I had a flashlight Yeah, he got bugfish.

Do you turn your flashlight off? Okay, uh, I don't know do you think with a plus zero? I would have turned it off You probably covered it with your hands. Yeah, I put it in my mouth His hand is made of metal.

So it's probably okay You do a lucky lube from the shadows you can see shadow being projected onto the wall You can't see what's predicting the shadow but you see a large figure approaching It's like one of the things where if I was in a movie theater, I'd be like Go around the course. I'm gonna get out of there. Yeah, probably that. Okay.

The over heroes We don't do that shit. I wave at arthropod and I point at the shadow and I go like fingers to my mouth like things I put six of my eyes on the shadow And and two of my art. No, my vestigial arms have stakes in them. Okay.

I think we're gonna make me new characters No, hey, I'm metal. I can't get this. I'm a bug. All right, it's true.

My bad. It might be Also, no offense if you become a vampire you still can play your character The figure gets closer and you start hearing kind of a low rumble kind of like a breathing rumble But we still don't see it. No, you do anything different I want to know what you do. It's just getting closer.

Just Yeah, this is a private conversation Over your ears. I'm here. All right, so like I don't leave. I don't run away.

I can't I want to fight the vampire I don't want to fight a vampire, but I do want to stake a vampire How about you make a noise and I stake it or try to what if what if like I let bugs do things and then the bugs like get the attention Ah How some fireflies make a flashy distraction in the opposite direction. Oh god. You know what the natural enemy of the vampire is The mosquito I'm gonna. I'm gonna Alex hear me out.

All right, what do mosquitoes. You're trying to summon to bring in mosquitoes? No, no, no, no I'm not gonna it's gonna be it's gonna be a subtle thing, right? I'm gonna settle mosquitoes All right, so that's that's your plan for this this turn is to bring some mosquitoes in Swarms of less not a liar.

Yeah, because they suck the blood out of the vampires Okay, weakens the vampires the figure comes close to your hike spot and the desk that you guys were hiding behind gets tossed Against the wall you see standing above you is a large bird person No, it is it looks kind of like a mix between them like an eagle and a man Is like he's standing on two legs that has like large bird wings and is covered in feathers and has a large beak And he he does a big you does a big old bird scream in your face mosquitoes Um both of you oh god. Damn You rolled a Jesus abort abort roll. Uh some sort of mental faculty to not be stunned. Oh fuck Well Well, Alex, that's the best role I have had all night so far It's a plus three of the dice and if you allow me to use will I will yes will is good perfect I will use will and that is a plus six kk being an absolute idiot has no mental faculty So he rolled a negative one damn it kade so he's immune to mental damage exactly roll me a will I like it rolled 12 and you're like, what can I get them?

They stay the chance? I got a negative one. Um, you're you're both stunned as this bird screams in your face And as he screams in your face, you know, it's this bird also has like big weird vampire teeth inside of the beak What the fuck now that's a hat on a hat it's a vampire bird person. Is this raptor Alex?

Was that his name raptor? Raptor is his name. Yeah, Alex. I would like I would like to look at my watch And be like it's about time to termite Scott through the roof Is there is support being that I can hit that will uh, we'll call it stunned at the moment.

Oh shit You're still in the moment. Okay. That sounds like a good place to go back to the other team. Yeah.

Yeah. All right back to the other team so Uh, Ronnie roll me a notice minus or wait. No, my sport. My bet minus four you said Yeah, that is a minus three minus three.

Yeah. All right. You get hit with a rpg Oh, she says what cheaters Wait, I take three hits pointed down. No, no, I didn't roll damage for it.

Yeah, I'm saying you get hit What do I roll physique again? No, you didn't notice it coming Wait, that was notice the notice was to see it coming so you could roll athletics to dodge it I'm gonna be like my sport that I hear you You can hit from the side with an rpg. Uh, you take four points of the image four points. Yeah, guess what?

I'm gonna hit line sighted. Yeah, you're blindsided by an rpg. It fucking blasted I'm gonna be like, okay, then that's how we're playing. Yeah, dude.

They're fucking bad guys. Yeah Look you, you know, I'm so sorry that we took rock papers seriously. I thought that they were just being fun and campy Like other shows but apparently we can't be that you're gonna carry on to this last episode So you've used up your campus. I didn't hear it One of us got to play then the the robot head attaches to beans the dog the fucking us Yeah, he does and a bunch of tentacles go into it Wow, it's mother should I just shoot the dog?

What's that? She said we should just kill the dog. Don't worry about the head The lady with all of the skulls on her belt takes an ice and she cuts open her hand And as she cuts open her hand around kind of splits open in the big horse comes running out and she grabs its maid and jumps on course She says, oh, that's how somebody has stayed Okay, this is not this look like an actual like living horse or anything like that because it's coming out of the ground or just look different That's why I was all skeleton gross. I mean obviously it's in the other world.

She's doing video at the moment Yeah, that's gross. Arthur. It is your turn. I didn't have real notice.

I know no, so nothing behind me So I There's there's a big explosion in not running a hit by no, no, no, you did not tell me to notice anything So I noticed nothing behind me. I mean it makes me better. I also noticed nothing And I'm supposed to be the professional. I'm gonna keep getting you try to attack the uh, feeding us up girl And um, I'm gonna go for a I'm gonna go for a stab at her foot an actual stab And I'm gonna minus two so when I got I'm taking the plus one from the dog, too Okay That was out there.

So I got a plus four for that. All right, but you got it for one What I also stabbed her through the foot like I said, I'm going to let go of my sword. Okay But your palace now there's a reason I do this elks knows why right because it's like mill near right? Oh, no, remember it's uh, no, it's well.

Yeah, it's like mill here. It's the sword in the stone which means no one can take it out unless there Chose him right nice Uh So she's still gonna work. He did nothing, but she can't move right so it gives uh, it just sort of focuses there, right? It's beans is turned you get to try to hack around this hack.

They rolled a nine Cool I'm gonna use my stunt with an up-duck tape in a room, but I get myself a plus two to my um, my hacking essentially Okay, I'm eight. Okay, roll me a notice Uh, two You notice that they are if I'm trying to control beans or trying to transmit back to your base Fuck no Nope. I'm going to activate beans of self-destruct mode. Okay beans explode I'm just gonna tell running Arthur get far away from the dog Beans blows us up You got a chance to dodge the explosion It's only a boss of that Everyone's dead Yeah, she's a nuclear bomb.

It's mostly hot sauce Um, I don't answer it is your turn. All right, because I have the arcane battery up for another including those turn two turns. I'm going to Light my hand on fire. Who is the closest to me currently he stroking?

He stroked the guy with a bazooka gun. He stroked in a I'm half tempted to run up to the guy with a bazooka and punch bazooka Joe I'm I'm gonna call him bazooka Joe I'm going to stop on the ground to like try to misplace him a bit and then punch him with a fire hand So you're gonna try to hit bazooka Joe. Yeah, I'm gonna try to go for it. Yep.

You can run up to him All right, and I'm going to he sure is N Okay back up to the top heat stroke makes things Everyone roll a minus four to a fizzin. I got a minus one I got a plus two. Why do I need to do this? Because the means is gone.

You're you're far away. I'll put you on the list in case you want to do okay Arthur you are at a minus three two skills Uh, I don't answer you're able to withstand the heat for this turn because I can take the heat She's all been spraying a lot of water recently too. Yeah, that's true bazooka Joe Reloads his rpg and points it at your face, but it takes a turn to reload so He backs up and reloads and he's pointing his rpg at your face. Roll that head goes flying away.

I'm a little drone Is it still alive? Yeah, it went up It damaged but it's still alive so it goes flying away. Mmm. It goes flying to the air Oodoo goes riding on a horse past.

Uh, let's say Arthur. I'm sorry. Her name is Oodoo. Oodoo.

Yeah Yeah, she casts a spell and she throws like a blood bomb at Arthur. Well, I love that We have someone that knows like all about his yeah Guys about the athletics goes with the throat. All right. She got a plus two.

So you take Or total. I got a minus two for that and I'm covered in blood. So what's I'm gonna say you're a TC snack or a liability? Yeah, he's struck says it's not too late for y'all to give up Arthur to your turn Trust me.

I know the meaning of the word and I would like to but right now we're a distraction them And I'm going to run and run he and slide underneath her legs and then come forward and headbutt bazooka. Joe in the dish Shot really strong headshot. Did you ever use that plus one that you got from the I did not understand my sword in the heat Throw okay because of the negative three. I got a plus one of them Lulu bazooka Joe world very poorly you knocked bazooka Joe.

He's With a headshot to the nuts with my head. He's literally glass cannon Uh Elementor it is your turn. Okay, so bazooka Joe is dead to the world. We're allowed to have woody side dancer right?

Yeah, that's kind of books. You can give a fucking soliloquy if you got one ready Arthur do you want to go up to heat stroke or do you want to go after? I'm very dizzy right now. Whichever is closer.

Who's the closest at the moment? Ooh is riding around on a horse and he's stuck in place. Oh, he's from stock. Yeah, I know but she's gonna keep causing that until we knock her out Can you attack from afar and not be in her heat?

Because she can't move it all I can she's there I can do an old trick of mine Who since I have this arcane battery and I light a piece of stone on fire And I take aim and then I do my classic old meteor shot, which is basically I chucked a flaming rocket I really want to see you and valley girl fight together. Oh, it's you trust me. I thought about it I'm like oh valley go and I so you who are you throwing that? Uh, he took all right roll for throwing a nice You'll save and go I had truth.

Do you want me to use shoot or do you want me to use our kana? Oh, I should have said this too. I didn't think about it I what I got one over where when I did it because I had a plus one over her thing She would be at a negative one for dodging because she's right because that you know sticking into her So do you want me to use a shoot or throwing it right? Yeah, okay Oh, baby.

It's like the gauze wanting me to knock her out. I got a plus seven All right, you give her a good hit. The hack says your turn. All right since that thing attacked Beens and was trying to get into my network.

I'm a little paranoid Can I use my cell phone to check on my home my to like up my security on the base? Sure. Go for it All right, seven. I'm worried about yourself.

I'm being hacked. That's just me talking. Okay. Check on your base You up your security.

All right. I just that's making me super paranoid And then can I just hop on ego, you go eat the rimba and start piggly potting towards where they are sure you can have that direction Yeah, all right eat stroke. Give me a will roll. He's strong fail fail fail.

She makes it she yanks her foot She cut her foot up. She cut her foot. She badly. Yes, but yank her foot else Processor lowers down some tentacles and picks up all of the remaining three and begins to fly away So everybody oh, yes, I got everybody's usually four Back to inside of the office building Yeah, what what happened?

What do we got? He's stun'd you for a second. He reaches down with a big weird feathered man hands and he grabs both of you by a shirt collars and lifts you up To the air are you the real world's very sure does he grab me did he grab me by the fanny pack He grabs if you don't have a shirt on his gravity by the To the air very strong like and he says what he wants. Oh, hey, we heard that vampire Yeah, we heard cool vampire live here.

Yeah, so we come see why are you talking like that? I don't know. I'm bad at this You're holding your holding neck is leaving alone Are we close to his body? Yeah, he's holding you in the air.

You are close to it. We weren't doing anything to you Okay, am I am I with an arms reach that I can attempt to stay? Thank you. Okay.

I just roll You have to roll a flight Some question we don't recognize who ever this is you can roll me a lower Even though I usually use physique to fight oh if you usually use if you have a Son that lets you use physique to fight you what else like the point out that I have turned a medal my My lord is a one that was a plus four to say okay All right, uh you stand in but you don't get is you don't get him in the horse dang I go. Oh That that's a greeting from where I'm from nice to meet you He gives you a big old bird scream and throws you both out the window Can I attempt to reflect light at his at him while I fly through the air sure go for it Why roll to reflect light roll me a shoot It's sunny out the shoot that's uh you're all together all right He comes flying out of the window after y'all the sunlight uh spills into the building and starts burning all the other vampires in the room But he does not seem to be affected by the sunlight at all Whoa, Alex, uh, I would like to try and I would like to try and catch Cade slash with roll and fly with him. Okay, so that he doesn't take massive damage from balling all right roll me something to catch him Athletics well. He I mean he can he can medal himself.

He's actually probably fine You know, he remote assuming athletics is appropriate. That's a plus five Okay. Yeah, you grab him before a raptor flies off. He's like we didn't know this how head superheroes next time We'll be make sure to kill you before we do anything here That's rude Hold of you to assume they'll be a next time did you say next did you say next time or next time vampires like next He flips you off of this bird town to flies with the air I whistle for mattress.

All right mattress comes near your fly comfortably in my arms I know but I wanted to give you the ability to chase after him with arms On dara the song back Welcome to this place You guys are all there the freeloading five have left freeloading five they had a fucking name Everybody know who this was except me. I know what's this from? I knew them because they attacked a team in the past. I was on that's all I could remember was he true Does um going with generation justice there was a character you guys met named aunt player Raptor raptor actually bit him and is the one reason he turned into a vampire.

Do you remember ampere? Alex don't be wrong. I listen to everything except the stuff that I'm on and I don't know any of this shit. Fantastic My memory is real bad.

Oh, that's fine. You don't have to um, I remember They've been on villains. I remember a huge stroke, which is why I said fuck out loud that you can probably remember that The thing the thing about the freeloading five is the minute they hit any kind of resistance. They're like fuck So you murder all the rest of the vampires.

I guess I guess since they're running away Uh, we should go back and take care of the rest of the regular vampires. Yes, we should murder It's it's not murder. They're already dead. It's just a crazy corpse That's really I want to say this while you were there you said they were dead corpses and I'm like, isn't that the same thing?

Well, they can be living dead. We all know empires are already dead so they don't have rights guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys I'm not going to argue. I'm not gonna get into this discussion right now I'm going to head to the mayor's office to check on the mayor. Is the mayor not here?

Are we is she not here for us to kill? No, she and the role okay, I'm gonna go check to see if she's been broken up this enchantment. Right. She does seem to be okay Okay, perfect.

I'm glad that we are super solid red over there. Yeah, no, I'm just I'm that's working because yeah Okay, before he's worried though while we're while we kill the vampires I'm gonna ask them the people who have camera type things you take pictures of the people so we can post up photos and saying Hey, your loved one got turned into a vampire. We're sorry. We had to murder Show up because they're vampires Or if they brought you up then maybe we should go up a flyer that says hey, we killed these people About we have conducted free cremations of your loved ones You're welcome.

We're the good guys Alex when we staked that they burst into dust like all of Buffy. Yeah, okay. That's one to confirm that Yeah, so when we leave the building Kate is covered head to toe and vampitas. I'm leaving the termites here Yeah, yeah, so you clean up the rest of the vampires.

Freelink five have left Ronnie checks on the mayor. The mayor seems fine. Okay, so post-reloading five was everybody doing we'll start with Arthur What do you up to pretty much with the normal stuff? He's going to just do his everyday things patrol It out gold if it's that's now not worth anything head out silver and so forth Economy all right.

Oh and also um watch as much as he can the shopping network He found this really cool. Um, it's a skull But actually in the skull if you hit a button in its eye it pops open and inside the skull is a ballerina that dance I love it. It's all arena. I'm canceled.

Uh, he doesn't have credit codes I know I know her and him watching this. Okay. He can send money orders. He doesn't know what that is Yes, they tell me how I can do it.

Oh, no, I asked her pot. He helped me. I'm just putting that off him They want his money and they will find a way to get it Um, mithroll, what are you doing? Uh, I'm checking him to text to see if she's done my math homework Should I roll on the math homework?

I text her I text her and I'm like, hey, did you check out those? Uh, the math yeah, we're kind of fast-forwarding a couple of days. So like let's just let me know what you're doing for the next couple of days Okay, there's okay. So he does that and then All right, hex After I buried what remained of the ins in elaborate ceremony that you're all invited to and I mentioned none of you went to You know, she's a sweetheart.

I went to it. I would have re-invited. Who's beans? Heard her robot dog.

Yes beans is the robot dog That's validly died. Don't care, but for invite it. I'll go right Kate brought an edible ring cookie bouquet Yeah, so after that I will have rolled to try to or like try to investigate what it was not problem is All right, give me a roll. That is a five.

Okay. You see that it's some sort of cipher. Uh, all right. Can I crack it?

Uh, give me another roll. Yes. Oh, hails. Yes, that's You are spending a couple days cracking and I will get back to you in a moment.

Arthur. What are you doing for a couple days? First off, I'm not social distancing. I'm appreciating my physical contact with all of my friends and my contacts Yes, hanging out in person.

We're doing high fives pugging elbow bumping fist bumping I'm visiting everybody I can because I enjoy their physical presence as much as I can because I love As people and of my friends and family Lick and toilets and I just can't cut any of that out. I just can't wait. Are you the reason that murder horns are coming? Yeah, yep Everybody playing at the club.

You know the perfect thing to send against murder hornet's is he's a SWAT team So What arthropods good also do is spend time back up on camolot where he's gonna peasant real hard Because ever since he's been gone for this very short amount of time. He's actually been gone because they came back All right, uh at some point deliver technology so that heart had like a computer didn't have to deal with like a shit Uh, but he's gonna he's gonna guard and peasant real hard. He's gonna he's gonna tend to the apiary He's gonna you know weed. He's gonna crop real good He's gonna start submitting stuff to the the local when they call it Molly when the farmers market Yeah, remember that from time We want to be we are a part of this community and we have to contribute to this community so that we are recognized The comfortable around us think about us and talk to us about their problems.

This is all about us integrating into society So that's what I'm doing. Gotcha. Okay. Good.

You do that then great. Thank you. Yeah. You're welcome Thank you very much Oh, that's what you have to do.

I'm doing research to try to find the visionary as well as my usual daily patrols All right, uh, anything anywhere special that you're looking or anything special you're doing to look I think I do because can I lend her uh, Catherine my my special AI? Do you want to use Catherine your special AI to crack the code or do you want to help run it? I mean, can I do well? I mean, can I do both?

She's a very special AI. You gotta do one of the other Sorry, no break this I can break this I put this more important. All right, I'll break this This is my question. Would I have known visionary on a first level?

Yeah Yeah, he wasn't your only mentor, but you worked with him for a little while do I know if he was married or not? Or had any family? Yes, he he was married and had a daughter. I'm going to try and get in contact with his daughter All right, how are you gonna do that?

I assume I wasn't in contact with her after the accident because since he disappeared She probably blamed me somehow. So I'm going to try to find her either email or phone number. I'm gonna say I'm in a tight bind and I really roll me roll me an investigation. I assume everybody Good news.

I'm going to use a eight point to reroll Seems like the fates want me to have a negative All right, you notice that like a couple of years a number of years ago Like all of her social media presence kind of just vanished like she also vanished off of the internet Fuck this isn't kind of easy if she doesn't want to be found Around the same time that he disappeared. Yes Actually the exact thing. I'm going to take notice of that and I'm going to wait for hex to be more available So I can try to get to her for help And all fairness I was gonna try to help you, but then I got aside from work I know that's why that's why I said like I went around one day and I noticed that she was busy with that I'm just gonna come back to her. I mean if you had made like a like hey, I need you help with this I would eventually set time aside once I was done with the cipher I'm good.

So you later I feel this is my fault. It's a debut randomly on a call to my right Does she even know what the cipher is or does she just assume that I'm just talking with math homework? I just because I don't think I want to told her that was for Kate Is whatever you want to decide I I assume that it is you doing something that's important to you And I would let you do that because I want you to grow in your own person I'm already six too. How much am I how much more am I supposed to grow?

I'm giving you the little finger Your AI like like the the oven dings being and it's ready to spit out what it's found Are you gonna wait for Kate to do that or you're just doing it on your own first? Oh, I will like immediately like texting me like hey pick your movie. I got your homework done Nice. Uh, let's go see nothing like Good thing I have these tickets to sonic Already I was gonna say cats the musical.

Oh shit. I refuse. I refuse. I will say sonic I refuse to see cats I got the song and I I go to the laser dome.

All right, you make it to the laser dome. Yeah, okay. I go inside You are inside. I have a skirt on for once and I've done makeup.

It looks like trash, but I tried just in his regular clothes Of course you are you fuckers He's like cool. What did my bathroom mirror in the bugs? I want to tell me it's some kind of cipher It took me like forever to crack it. So whoever did this is like hella smart and really impressed What does it say?

All right, you push the button to spit it out and it spits out a thing. Um most of it It looks like schematics for some sort of device, but there is one sentence that says brother come find me Other come find me. Oh, can I figure out this device is supposed to do? Um sure roll me an event three Uh it has the paper in his hand and kind of he drops it And go ahead.

Oh, um it seems to be some sort of um interdimensional device Does it look similar to the belt? It seems like part of it requires the belt She just gets really excited and the like the idea of sonic is out of her mind This this has to do with the belt. This is something that uses the belt. This is interdimensional travel.

You have a sibling Uh Kate kind of puts a hand on uh ready to kill your shoulder and says I Really need your help on this. Oh, I get to play with the belt This is gonna be awesome. I just have to come I mean run. He said that as long as I stayed in camel I could do it Kate seems generally like not his goofy Steve itself like concerned Uh, he says yeah, let's uh, let's go ask him for the belt.

Okay. I'm gonna take the schematics and like a handful of my tools with me Gonna cut over to arthur. What do you do? Uh, like I said, I mean, they're I'm either doing walk around camera while I'm doing stuff or patrolling right about me All right at that time just just patrolling and stuff.

Okay. Yeah, uh, there's I don't got much more than you Patrol I'll just say that's what I was doing before. That's all I was doing. I messaged you.

All right, Arthur Bonn what do you have to this outside of all the stuff I already said I was doing? Yeah, um Alex I'm gonna be brave and I'm gonna say this is the person I've ever said this I'm gonna Patrol be patrolling with Arthur or not with Arthur it was I invited I have no problem with people coming with me I don't really Was I Yes negative too. So no Alex answers though. I'll be like I was feeling like sitting in a chair one day.

I'd be like It's been two months, but can I can we say this what if Whatever you're both patrolling and then all of a sudden we turn a street corner look each other like I'm patrolling Let's do it together Same hat you find each other patrolling uh Ronnie you get a message on Your phone Why this is a says this is the idealist why are you looking for me? I like that name. Do I know if the idealist is a hero or villain? The idealist is visionary's daughter.

All right. I'm gonna text her back saying Yeah, you didn't answer my question of hers off. The idealist is visionary's daughter I'm gonna see him a hero that Alex. Okay.

I don't know. She's a rebellious child I'm a texter and I'm gonna say I need information about your dad And you seem to disappear at the same time he's it she sends you what seem to be coordinates and then just says be careful Do I recognize the coordinates? No, not really Search the coordinates. I'm gonna look up the coordinates on google We call it the coordinates in google it's gonna bring you like in the middle of uh like middle of the United States Kind of the desert mountainous region where like nobody lives cool.

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