Your Daily Gist — April 6, 2026

Hi Quai, welcome to Daily Gist — your newsletters, distilled into conversation! We're looking at a world where OpenAI plans to burn 85 billion dollars by 2028 while astronauts are literally acting as 23-million-dollar toilet repairmen in orbit. Does that eighty-five billion dollar projection include a contingency for when the hallucinations hit the balance sheet? Because burning that much cash in three years sounds less like a business plan and more like a controlled