Your Mom’s A Ho Ho Ho On Only Sleighs

Ten years in, and somehow we’re still here—older, louder, and more Sofa King unhinged than ever. For this year-end Christmas episode, we turned the mic over to the Skult and asked one simple question:“If money was no object… what do you want for Christmas?” The answers ranged from wholesome to wildly inappropriate—student loans paid off, houses bought, tractors replaced, gaming rigs upgraded, lost family reunions, rare books, government cheese, steam decks, lottery wins, socks, booze, podcast episodes, and yes… some answers that probably shouldn’t be read out loud but absolutely were. This episode is a celebration of: The weird, loyal, hilarious community that’s kept this show alive 10 years of conversations, chaos, and inside jokes Gratitude for everyone who listens, comments, roasts us, and somehow still comes back No deep conspiracy dives. No heavy topics. Just laughs, reflections, and a reminder that this show exists because you weirdos exist. From all of us to all of you—Merry Skultmas, Happy Holidays, and thank you for riding with us for 10 years. 🖤🎅🏼 Listen. Learn. Laugh. Question everything. Support the show & join The Skult: Patreon.com/SofaKingPodcast Merch & SK Gear: SofaKingPodcast.com More Episodes: / @sofakingpodcast Sofakingpodcast.com Produced by Brad Taylor Music by Brad Taylor Full songs available on Patreon "Enter the Sofa King Chamber" "Skult Xmas '25" Artwork by Brent Vantassel