Your Perfect Husband Is On Grindr

This week I have my first-ever guest episode and it had to be with my best friend Pietro — because if I’m going to spiral publicly, I’m doing it with someone who’s fluent in chaos. We catch up after a year apart, talk about leaving Florence and moving back to a small town, and drag every tourist who thinks Italy owes them something.You’ll hear about my rollercoaster of a trip from Canada to Italy, including a plane fight over a reclined seat and a full-blown screaming match with a woman who tried to steal my spot in the van to the rental counter. (You can’t make this shit up.)We talk about possessiveness in relationships, why liking a pic doesn’t mean you’re loyal, and how if he wanted to, he would — especially in long distance. Also: the return of silky smooth legs, and the very real question… is Labubu the new Birkin?It’s chaotic, a little delulu, and exactly the kind of catch-up call we all need.