Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters

DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️In today’s Tea Party, Aliza dives into Saturn’s freaky lair to explore time, aging, boundaries, responsibility, maturity, mortality, and why Saturn is constantly forcing us to contend with the terrifying reality that our time here is finite. We unpack the infamous Saturn Return, the seven-year Saturn checkpoints that shape our lives, and why Saturn eventually transforms from external expectation into internal authority. Your Saturn placement reveals the part of your life that takes TIME to master — and the older you get, the more powerful it becomes. So pour yourself a strong cup, respect your elders, and prepare to get served. It’s time for tea!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:04:34) Saturn: Daddy Time? Grim Reaper?(00:08:53) Saturn Return, Saturn Square, Saturn Opposition(00:10:32) Saturn’s Mythology + Villain Origin(00:30:27) Saturn in Aries(00:34:24) Saturn in Taurus(00:37:24) Saturn in Gemini(00:39:50) Saturn in Cancer(00:43:07) Saturn in Leo(00:45:11) Saturn in Virgo(00:48:31) Saturn in Libra(00:52:01) Saturn in Scorpio(00:55:01) Saturn in Sagittarius(00:57:50) Saturn in Capricorn(01:01:06) Saturn in Aquarius(01:03:42) Saturn in PiscesEpisode 44. This episode was recorded on August 20, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.