You're Not Clean Until You're Bidet Clean

Marshall and Gunter are planning a bathroom remodel—and surprise! It quickly spirals into chaos. Marshall starts by raging about how we’re not supposed to call it the “master” bathroom anymore. Gunter’s dream bathroom includes a luxurious Japanese toilet with all the bells and bidet whistles, but Marshall is not on board—especially with the heated seat and the price tag. He accuses her of going full bougie, especially after the car situation. Marshall’s confused about how a toilet can cost thousands. Gunter tries to explain, but he’s already launched into a soggy toilet paper rant. While she dreams of spa-like comfort, he just wants to play Solitaire and be left alone. That doesn’t stop him from spiraling into a bit about weird body product ads (are they lotions or desserts?), his distrust of McDonald’s self-order kiosks, and his lasting anger over missing Shamrock Shakes. Meanwhile, Gunter’s TikTok obsession with a Mercedes salesperson sends Marshall into a tailspin—and we learn he knows way more about luxury cars than he wants to admit. Also, Marshall now wants a t-shirt cannon for their nonexistent merch. Priorities.