You're Not Tequila

How'd you know I'd be here drinking all alone in this bar on a Tuesday night? Yeah, she left me without warning this morning so the rumor you heard is right No, I didn't think of calling you or any of my friends Priority one was making this heartache end And with all due respect You can't help me forget...cuz... YOU’RE NOT TEQUILA You can't numb the pain Or make me so hungover in the morning Her memory gets lost in my brain Thanks for all your advice but buddy tonight I need a self-induced alcohol She's-over-me-and-gone Twenty-four hour amnesia You're a damn good friend But YOU’RE NOT TEQUILA If you really wanna help me start a GoFundMe page to cover my tab You probably can't stay here 'til closing but could you arrange for me to catch a cab? Here's the key to my apartment, would you mind stopping by Get rid of anything of hers she mighta left behind But as for right here and now There's no way to help me out...cuz... REPEAT CHORUS Thanks for all your advice But buddy tonight I need a self-induced alcohol She's-over-me-and-gone Twenty-four hour amnesia You're a damn good friend But YOU’RE NOT TEQUILA Dewey Longuski (BMI) ©2023 102323