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EPISODE · Jun 25, 2026 · 21 MIN

You're Wrong, Dave Portnoy... Football Doesn't Need Fixing

from The Football Show · host Break FC & BIZBROS

Dave Portnoy wants to make football more American. Bigger nets, power plays, one tackle a half... and I'm not having it. Today I go through every single one of his ideas and tell you exactly why the game does not need fixing. We talk scarcity, why a 0-0 can be a masterpiece, and why a red card already is a power play. Then come the receipts... the MLS shootout, the countdown clock, NASL bonus points. America already tried all of this in the 90s, and it failed. We get into Piqué's Kings League (and why it actually proves my point), the water breaks everybody hates, and a full World Cup recap... best thirds, a wide-open Group A, and Neymar's emotional return to Brazil. Five billion people can't be wrong. Come argue with me. Join the newsletter and be part of the show at thefootball.show.Chapters:00:00  Welcome + today's lineup00:51  Dave Portnoy, you're wrong01:56  Idea 1: Bigger nets (scarcity makes the game)04:24  Idea 2: Power plays are just hockey06:05  Idea 3: No backwards pass past midfield08:05  Idea 4: One tackle per half? Watch the NFL08:58  5 billion fans can't be wrong09:39  The receipts: MLS + NASL already tried it12:22  The water breaks are the real problem13:15  The fix: Piqué's Kings League15:44  Change the rules, you get a different sport17:13  World Cup recap + best thirds18:40  Neymar's Brazil return19:52  Group A + potential knockout bracket21:23  Wrap + where to find usThe Football Show is part of Break FC - Global Club & Community Come join the Global Club Break FC (@offricialbreakfc). This is a project from a place of love to the sport, would love your feedback!Watch the show - Check out our Youtube ChannelInstagramFacebookTikTok

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Dave Portnoy wants to make football more American. Bigger nets, power plays, one tackle a half... and I'm not having it. Today I go through every single one of his ideas and tell you exactly why the game does not need fixing. We talk scarcity, why a 0-0 can be a masterpiece, and why a red card already is a power play. Then come the receipts... the MLS shootout, the countdown clock, NASL bonus points. America already tried all of this in the 90s, and it failed. We get into...

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