ZlurpeeBowl XIII Coverage - GLUG GLUG GLUG!

Xtreme is not only the genius behind the amazing Blood Bowl event, Zlurpee Bowl, but he's the master of the "HOW COME" answer. Biran didn't show (dick) but Valdric did, so let's take a Zlurpcast TV spin on recapping ZlurpeeBowl XIII in the Tournament Graveyard. Bonus points for any Goley Mah themed teams next year! Hear about Jonny's near-victory in earning a set of fingers in an RPS tournament and his proven cheating paranoia winning strategy. (spoiler - paper 60%) Sidenote: Are we replacing dice rolls with fingers? "Math. The language of the world." - Jonny P Asterisk in Sol Doc-Cock's win as he didn't cure Mike of his cold during their match. Under investigation now. Hear about Jonny's new tournament idea that could make the fluffheads, statdorks, sluts, dweebies, and wastoids happy. Competitor Pro Tip: Kilowog's clipboard needs to be added to BigDealSwag.com immediately!   You'll be CHUMPING at the bit to listen to this one! GLUG GLUG GLUG for Schrodinger's Bone!